Paz de la Huerta in Her Own Little World

Posted on July 28, 2011

Precious gift from God Paz de la Huerta felt it was time to remind the world that girls have a bagina.

Paz de la Huerta attends the New York premiere of “The Devil’s Double” at SVA Theater.

Somewhere, Olivia Newton-John is crying.

Darlings, the gays never felt a need to come up with an opposite for “WERQ!” but if we had, it would have been something along the lines of “Please stop existing in my line of sight.”

Let’s ignore the impulses and mental tics that caused her to choose this outfit – mainly because they’re incomprehensible to people whose eyes are still wired to their brains (“Let’s see… cute top, cute shoes…I know! Horrifically ugly PANTS!”). Let’s choose instead to ask how she could leave the house knowing that there was a big ol’ gap in the fly with her belly skin showing through. And let’s wonder how she didn’t notice that her white spandex jeans made her hips and ass look roughly 3 or 4 times their natural size. And finally, let’s marvel at the fact that she’s posing like an attendee at the Adult Video Awards. Oh, Paz. You are a special little snowflake. With cameltoe.

Oh, and if you’d like to try Paz’s … um… unique makeup style, here’s what you do: Get a pillow and put it on a table or other flat surface. Get out all your makeup. All of it. Dump, sprinkle, and smear your makeup all over the pillow. Then slam your face into the pillow as hard as you can. Several times. There. You’re ready to hit the town and face the paparazzi, darling.

[Photo Credit: WENN]

    • http://pleasewelcomeyourjudges.com/ Brian @ PWYJudges

      There are no words. I can’t.

      • Warmheartedgirl Seattle

        I know, right?  I am left dumbfounded.  My brain just tries to form questions, but who knows where to start?

        • Anonymous

          I don’t know, but Paz here needs to start by purchasing a mirror and taking a good long look into it before stepping out the door and BEFORE having her first drink and/or partaking in her drug of choice.

          • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_NMIFZ6A7BHP66M546AO77BWVQ4 Bonnie

            Perhaps Paz was getting a headstart on one of the Project Runway drinking games before she got dressed?
            bitchybitchybitchy

            • Anonymous

              I think you’re right. I’m also going to say that she fell while stumbling around in a drunken stupor and somehow managed to slam both sides of her face against a very hard surface, creating unsightly bruising, because NOBODY would purchase blusher that far off from her natural skin color, let alone apply 5 pounds of it to each cheek like that. I don’t care how inebriated you are.

            • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_MNMVM2GPVUEIOJXBOSLCXKAW4U judy brown

              Oh, my heart skipped a beat when I saw that TLo were getting the chance of a Paz bring down.

              But I truly admire your explanation of her blush bruises, as well.

            • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_MNMVM2GPVUEIOJXBOSLCXKAW4U judy brown

              Please, please don’t fault Paz on the fit of those white, shiny pants.

              Not her fault: those things haven’t been made since the ’70s and that’s the best fitting pair Pazy could find in the dumpster behind Goodwill.

              Vintage!

      • Anonymous

        And yet… we are all finding PLENTY of words!  LOL!  Truly, she has that “I’m down for doing the freaky shit you only read about on the internet” look perfectly mastered.

    • Anonymous

      We love you, TLO!!! So, so much. Already a laugh to start the morning — thank you!

    • Grace Ritt

      I don’t know who she is but I suddenly want to tweet mean things about her.

    • http://twitter.com/Merneith Merneith

      Suddenly, I’m feeling better about my life choices.

      • Anonymous

        Totally! Raise your hand if you think we’ll be seeing Paz on Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew sooner rather than later.

        • Anonymous

          Now that I know better, I feel bad about all the Bai Ling trashing I’ve read :(

      • Toni Mitt

        Oh my goodness you are so right!  Me, too. 

    • http://twitter.com/ILikeShiny Cindi Williams

      If you stare at the pictures long enough, you can hear the Bee Gee’s singing “Tragedy”.

    • Jessica Rowe

      I feel like maybe she has the herp and is trying to cover it up.

    • Anonymous

      Oh no, there’s a much simpler explanation. During hiatus, she’s taken a job as the tensile strength tester for Lycra, Inc.

    • Jacqueline Gyllenhaal

      I am less bothered by the pants (though DEAR GOD NO) than I am by you guys thinking that top is cute.  It looks like a hipster doily.

      • MilaXX

        The thing is, on a normal person if you scrap off 20lbs of makeup & replace those pants with a nice pencil skirt, you would have a passable outfit.

      • Artis Diggins

        Seriously…’DEAR GOD NO’ is the direct opposite for “WERQ”…and fits perfectly here.

        • Anonymous

          Oh, I think TLo already has at least two perfect choices that they use often that would be the exact opposite of “WERQ!”  They are:

          “Jesus Christ on a Cracker!”

          or

          “Jesus, Mary and Oprah!”

          These two would do the job nicely, I think.  Just pick one, TLo, and run with it when Paz or some other hapless celebrity wanders out looking like…this.

          Oh!  I also want to point out that Paz doesn’t exactly have cameltoe here, but that’s only because the shiny pants are so tightly stretched from thigh to thigh and hip bone to hip bone that the fabric can’t quite reach the toe of the camel.  But if it finally made its way into the appropriate crevices, there would be no way of prying it out short of medical intervention.

          Yowza!

          • Toni Mitt

            Certainly the opposite of WERQ is “Jesus Christ on a breadstick”…? 

    • Ozski

      She is the walking embodiment of a yeast infection.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=12315747 Caitlin Steinert

      My nether regions are itching at the sight of this. Away!

    • Anonymous

      so the opposite of WERQ is GTFO? sounds about right…

    • http://twitter.com/samo_samo Angela Toomer

      I have to applaud her for being very committed to her look although she should perhaps be committed *for* her look.

    • http://profiles.google.com/trashilove { edi } ilovetrash

      i apologize for saying this & knowing this, but:
      that probably is her butt’s actual size now. she looks to me like, oh fk me & miserable life, she looks to me like someone who is used to doing a whole mess of up-dope {yr pick}, stopped doing the up-dope, gained a little -> a whole lotta weight, didnt realize it, put on her pants, they didnt fit she didnt care, went back to doing up-dope. if you read me. not my life personally but oh, arent we w/ spouses, exspouses, friends of spouses & friends of exspouses, you know: lucky.

      • http://twitter.com/The_Bugler Anna Daugherty

         Huh?

      • Anonymous

        Sadly guilty of something similar.  Was speaking at a conference, packed my “speaking at a conference” pantsuit, and when I got there, realized I had gained too much weight for the pants to fit.  Looked like a stuffed sausage and felt that no one probably listened to a word I said.  Tosses the pantsuit (and lost weight).

    • http://www.twitter.com/allforusophia AllForUSophia

      The mother of all trainwrecks!

    • Valerie Owens

      TLo, your prose is like crack. :-)

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_2CNDPMVO4W23R5TVC2QMTJ5BZE Heather

      Wow! Was actually reading y’all’s review thinking, “huh, kind of harsh?” OK, maybe I’m playing the devil’s advocate, and I admit that there are NO EXCUSES for those pants. But her makeup actually looks better than usual (she appears to have colored inside the lines w/her lipstick this time), and I dunno, she just seems sad to me. I think after poor Amy Winehouse’s passing I’m finding it harder to critique the fashion choices of people with clear substance abuse problems – here eyes are just way too glazed over here for me to think she’s not loaded on something.
      OK, the tomato-throwing can commence….

      • Anonymous

         I was just about to say the same thing!! I can’t look at Paz and just see her (extremely bad) clothing choices any more…I look at her and think, “is someone trying to help this woman?” It does just make me sad.

    • Anonymous

      I kind of feel sorry for her. She just oozes desperation.

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Boocat-Butterbee/706619907 Boocat Butterbee

        She’s way past desperation.  This year it is soulless despair.

    • Anonymous

      This is just too awesome for words! I love y’all for posting this! And I must be as cray-cray as Paz because I think that beneath that impastoed makeup job, she’s actually quite pretty.

      • Warmheartedgirl Seattle

        If you look at TLo’s post of Paz for Joe’s Jeans, she IS really pretty, when someone else is doing the makeup.  And she’s wearing clothes that fit.  I’d love to see her completely un-made-up.  And sober.

      • MilaXX

        That’s the sad bit, she is pretty underneath all the cray-cray.

        • Anonymous

          You’re right, she is.

    • http://twitter.com/aimstar_vz Aimée Van Zile

      she’s a crackhead dresser and i love it. 

      • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_UCLO5V2YD36T7QMPKOC7YXPOFU Erica

        I think she might be, well, an actual crackhead.  And that would be quite sad, but it would also explain the clothing choices quite nicely.

        • Anonymous

          Something-head. Were she a confirmed crackhead the pants would probably fit better.

    • http://twitter.com/VicksieDo Vickie Lord

      Hilarious!!!!

    • http://twitter.com/VicksieDo Vickie Lord

      Hilarious!!!!

    • Anonymous

      Other glaringly problematic details aside – one thing that gets me are her lips – what’s with the lipliner drawn a good centimeter outside her natural lip line?

    • Anonymous

      Other glaringly problematic details aside – one thing that gets me are her lips – what’s with the lipliner drawn a good centimeter outside her natural lip line?

    • Anonymous

      That’s a joke, right?

      RIGHT????

    • Anonymous

      That’s a joke, right?

      RIGHT????

    • Anonymous

      That’s a joke, right?

      RIGHT????

    • Anonymous

      Um, er, duh, (gagging behind hand)  Wait,… is that a GAP in the area under the pants button?  How many sizes too small ARE those stretch jeans? And  no one under the age of 150 should be wearing that much make up for any reason.  (still gagging a bit here)

    • Anonymous

      Um, er, duh, (gagging behind hand)  Wait,… is that a GAP in the area under the pants button?  How many sizes too small ARE those stretch jeans? And  no one under the age of 150 should be wearing that much make up for any reason.  (still gagging a bit here)

    • Anonymous

      Um, er, duh, (gagging behind hand)  Wait,… is that a GAP in the area under the pants button?  How many sizes too small ARE those stretch jeans? And  no one under the age of 150 should be wearing that much make up for any reason.  (still gagging a bit here)

    • Anonymous

      It’s amazing that button didn’t fly off and crack a camera lens. 

    • Anonymous

      She’s a walking PSA for fashion don’ts. I bet she’s friends with Bjork.

      • http://profiles.google.com/trashilove { edi } ilovetrash

        she wishes.

        • Anonymous

          Bjork’s awesome!  She’s a happy Icelandic pixie, and there’s nothing wrong with that.

      • Anonymous

        She’s besties with Courtney Love.  Does that tell you anything?

        • Anonymous

          Oh, dear Lord!

    • Anonymous

      Looking at that last picture, she could look so damn good if she just were a lot more sober and a little less crazy. Maybe someday, Paz.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1344922354 Eric Scheirer Stott

      It’s as if two different women have been poorly sewn together

    • Anonymous

      addendum:
      Madamoiselle  pants with belt loops should always be worn with a, cummon now you know the answer to this one,…. Right! a Belt!
      Now go home, wash your face, put on some pants that fit and come back.

    • Anonymous

      Down, or cotton pillow?

      • Anonymous

        I suspect cotton would be best since down would move around too much, making the application process more difficult. (EG)

      • aimee_parrott

        I think feather, with a satin pillowcase.  The feathers are nice and smushy, and the satin will let the makeup smear more easily. 

    • http://profiles.google.com/mercbubble42 Jessica O’Connell

      You’re makeup tips had be laughing hysterically. Thanks TLo!

    • Anonymous

      Yikes.  Her makeup, although ridiculously heavy, is always way too light on her eyes.  She looks like she covers the top half with something and THEN slams her head into the pillow.  The pants are just wrong and should be burned out of existence.  They were WAY too tight and unflattering on anyone who walks this planet.  

      • Anonymous

        I was just thinking that too – how can she put THAT much makeup on her face without any of it managing to get put on her eyes???

    • Anonymous

      I think the taste is questionable, yes, but I don’t think it’s cool to yell “CAMELTOE!!!” at the mere sight of a female crotch. Especially in this case where the -uhm- toe is hardly noticeable. C’mon.

    • Anonymous

      Who is she again?  She seems to be featured an awful lot here without me having any clue at all who she is or why she is.  Last month, for a charity “variety show” (read: drag) I poured all 225 lbs of my 47 yo man’s body into a very similiar pair of pants to recreate ONJ’s iconic Sandy moment lipsynching to “You’re the one that I want”.  Complete with off the shoulder top, 6″ red platforms and a bad blonde wig.  I looked better than this chick.

      • Anonymous

        Difference being, you knew the effect you were creating. She, poor child, is flying blind.

    • http://twitter.com/kidelo kidelo

      She’s a dirty, dirty girl and I love her.

    • Nnenna Ezekoye

      The opposite of WERQ is “Gurrrrrrl, you a hot mess!”

      • Anonymous

        So, that would be a GYHM, right?

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_T24URKJGBLJQPBWCRPU37IIHLU Krab Louse

      That just looks rough as hell.  Cue, a thousand straight men to snivel, “I think she looks HOT!”   Yea, whatever.

    • Erin Holloway

      How about SMERQ?  As in that’s what I’m doing right now. . . . .

    • Alexandra Simons

      Truly a scroll-down fug. Jeez.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_UZQHKSHMILAPKLYZEVXNJYYA34 SheriB

      I hope this event was SRO.

    • Angela Green

      I feel like these photos should come covered in condoms so I don’t get infected.

    • MilaXX

      I think Paz has eclisped Bai Ling in the special snowflake department. Girlfriend is always a hot mess, not to mention looking perpetually high.

      • Anonymous

        I know, who would’ve thought Bai Ling could be eclipsed? Snowflake…with cameltoe for the win!

    • Amy Fee Garner
    • aussiegal77

      Who is this person and why is she famous?  Is she some MTV starlet that I am unaware of?  No, I won’t google her.  If I don’t immediately recognise your name – why would I google you?  

      • aussiegal77

        P.S. Whoever this lady is – she’s got some very ugly pants on.  I can’t even look at the rest.  It’s all just ugly.  All of it.

    • DiDi None

      mauve colored lips.  My grandma would be proud!

    • Ted Kane

      You know what this look needs?  More dramatic eyebrows!

      Look, she likes attention, and she has a certain reputation to uphold, so mission accomplished, right? 

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_DO54ICWQLRD2STHRSELEATLSKY Cindy

      Oh honey… did all your mirrors break?   Did you not have a friend at home?   Top ok. not horrible but ok.  Shoes cute.. pants.. oh my goodness. 

    • Anonymous

      My eyes, sweet monkey biscuits, my eyes!  The goggles, they do nothing!

    • Helen C

      Who is she and why is she famous?

    • Anonymous

      Oh, Jesus–my eyes!  MY EYES!  A splash of ammonia would have hurt less!

    • Anonymous

      It’s so bad, but I didn’t truly appreciate how bad until I noticed she couldn’t close her fly. Good god, that’s atrocious.

    • Anonymous

      That poor little button looks like it’s working so hard! Is Paz Juliette Lewis and Courtney Love’s love child?

    • http://phantomminuet.blogspot.com/ MinAgain

      Does the woman apply her blusher with a trowel?  Yeesh.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=12500056 Joseph Lamour

      I’m still laughing at bagina. It’s been 5 minutes.

    • Anonymous

      Sweet Paz. Clearly she didn’t here Margaret on Boardwalk Empire. “Your cunny isn’t quite the draw you think it is.”
      But what always gets me in her appearances is the shiny makeup. Powder is your friend Paz.  

    • Christine Campbell

      OUT!  Oh, wait – this is a rhetorical post, isn’t it?

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1245406754 Tracey Magyar

      It appears she is not wearing underwear and is completely shaved. Both of which are fine…..I just don’t want to be able to tell by looking at her pants.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1245406754 Tracey Magyar

      It appears she is not wearing underwear and is completely shaved. Both of which are fine…..I just don’t want to be able to tell by looking at her pants.

    • Anonymous

      Intervention needed.

      • http://profiles.google.com/trashilove { edi } ilovetrash

        if they tell her to go to rehab she’s gonna say no no no.

      • http://profiles.google.com/trashilove { edi } ilovetrash

        if they tell her to go to rehab she’s gonna say no no no.

      • MilaXX

        Sadly I agree.

    • Rand Ortega

      LOL! You bitches KILL me! Only through half of the comments & I’m already crying I’m laughing so hard!

      You know she’s directing a movie, right? A real 1!
      http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2011/07/paz_de_la_huerta_directing.html
      Can’t wait!

      • Anonymous

        No effing way. I thank you for posting this, because I will look for this film, do (oh, at least 15 minutes of half-assed internet) research to find out who produced it, and maybe gain an actual opinion on this person who is now slotted in my mind as “actress who reminds me of oh-so-many smart and dumb and in-between girls who re-created themselves as stumbling, faceless and interchangeable through the consumption of their recreational–>habitual–>necessary substances”

    • Anonymous

      The opposite of WERQ would be FAIL.

      I do not get this girl.  I’ve tried….and…nothing.  In fact, every time I see her picture, I want to slap her hard and run in the opposite direction.  What is her deal?

      • Christine Campbell

        Snark aside, here’s a fairly detailed (if somewhat exaggerated) article about Ms.María de la Paz Elizabeth Sofía Adriana de la Huerta from 2010 http://nymag.com/movies/profiles/66284/index1.html.  It’s pretty clear she’s been a vortex of controversy and drama from birth.

        • Anonymous

          thanks for posting the link…. bizarre & sad…..

      • Anonymous

        FAIL = Face An Intervention, Lady

    • Anonymous

      Perhaps the opposite of WERQ would be Heeyyll NO.

    • Anonymous

      I may not be the best dresser – but my clothes fit, and my make-up is normal….I feel pretty good now!

    • Christine Campbell

      TLo, you failed to identify the designers of the pieces she’s wearing.  I’m waiting – particularly for the pants, of course.

      • Anonymous

        Would you want to be identified as the designer of those, especially given her (lack of) fit issues?

    • Christine Campbell

      TLo, you failed to identify the designers of the pieces she’s wearing.  I’m waiting – particularly for the pants, of course.

    • Anonymous

      She is so amusingly insane.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_QCJEZMOV4VYMXC5WJALLZNYEB4 Mari Rose

      Just say no to cameltoe under the influence of blow.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_QCJEZMOV4VYMXC5WJALLZNYEB4 Mari Rose

      Just say no to cameltoe under the influence of blow.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=513945580 Megan Patterson

      There is a LOT of bronzer going on here. I’m not going to talk about the pants because I am pretending they don’t exist.

    • Anonymous

      This woman absolutely terrifies me. To the point that I don’t even want to criticize her b/c I’m sure some horrible ill will fall upon my house if I do.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=566983224 Erin Leahy

      offensive.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1326120071 Gaby Ripoll

      Too much broooonzer. I just want to take her aside with a tissue and be like, “Sweetie, less is more. My hand slips with the bronzer too.”
      Though I think she was trying to balance out the dark lipstick. But “too much” doesn’t really balance with anything.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1326120071 Gaby Ripoll

      Too much broooonzer. I just want to take her aside with a tissue and be like, “Sweetie, less is more. My hand slips with the bronzer too.”
      Though I think she was trying to balance out the dark lipstick. But “too much” doesn’t really balance with anything.

    • Anonymous

      That looks like the result of a hardcore game of truth-or-dare.  A terrible, terrible result.  

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1046681022 Paula Berman

      Did you guys see that she was arrested for assaulting and harassing Samantha Swetra from “City” in a bar?  Apparently they were arguing over a guy, and about who was a “real” actress. She’s going to get alcohol counseling, which might help to alleviate future criminal and fashion debacles.

    • Anonymous

      come on, don’t blame a girl for a craze of pizza/burger/cupcake/burritos (please strike out unused item and/or add your own) before a red carpet event.
      Not her fault that her stylist choose pants 4 size too small…
      And it’s so crude to blame that poor, blind and drunk make artist.
      Really.
      My heart bleeds…

      • Anonymous

        I’m thinking (hoping) no stylist was used or injured during this style catastrophe.

    • Anonymous

      Isn’t there something called a death pool ?  You know where you bet on which celebrity is most likely to “accidentally kill themself next?   

      Well I am sure that she’d be on a couple of those lists.   

      And BTW – why is she a celeb?

      • http://twitter.com/MandySCG MandyJane

        I think she was on Boardwalk Empire, but other than that I have no idea why she’s famous.

      • Anonymous

        I can’t “like” something so sad but the death pool idea tracks exactly with my thoughts.  She always looks like the friend you stick with and stick with and then say you’re cutting out of your life, but they have a semi-functional interlude & you get sucked back in, repeat till you finally do manage to lose track of them or they die. Or, very rarely, aggressively find Jesus and are much healthier but hard to take.

    • Anonymous

      This is horrificaly reminiscent of my1979 HS Jazz Choir uniform.  Bleh

    • Anonymous

      Forgive me for this but….she poses like she’s desperately trying to scratch that yeast infection. 

    • Anonymous

      New rule: You may not do your own makeup after your fifth drink.

    • http://twitter.com/MandySCG MandyJane

      WTF? She always looks greasy.

    • Anonymous

      But there’s something interesting going on here. Who on earth would team a cute, black-lace top with shine white spandex?

      Why, the woman who for the first time ever has settled for flawless lips – in a shade of brownish puce.
      Who’s found the perfect blush – and applied it in every way that blush can be applied. All at once. With vigour.

      She’s matched the makeup to the outfit! Consistently schizophrenic!  :)

    • Anonymous

      She looks like those old ladies who wander around the Keansburg boardwalk looking for all the world like they have Alzheimer’s and don’t remember that the last time they were streetwalkers was 1924.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_MNMVM2GPVUEIOJXBOSLCXKAW4U judy brown

      However, we shouldn’t tak Paz to task for the ill-fitting shiny stretch pants.

      See, they haven’t been made since the 1970s, and that’s the closest fit Paz could find in the dumpster behind Goodwill.

      Vintage!

    • Anonymous

      What the….!

    • Anonymous

      Like Proust’s madeleine, I am transported back to earlier times before stylists roamed the earth and celebrities were left to their own devices in choosing their red carpet looks.  Remember how much fun that was?

    • Judy_J

      The poor dear obviously does not own a single mirror. 

    • Anonymous

      Looks as if she got the Homer Simpson makeup gun treatment. Definitely set on Clown.

      • http://profiles.google.com/sara.e.parker Sara Parker

        I thought the same thing!

    • Anonymous

      Oh no, no, she didn’t. Looks like a slut-clown costume.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_BUKL3CV3Y66UWR7BWYJMPSDRR4 Annie

      Uncle T, Uncle Lo, she scares me.  please make her go away.

    • Shawn Hill

      Imagine being the stylist having to work with her … Even Rachel Zoe would probably throw up her hands!

    • Anonymous

      The pants don’t fit in a truly tragic way and she looks um, over-medicated. As in “she’ll do the scene just fine if we get her just high enough. Titrate baby, titrate.”

      But given what she – and a number of her red carpet sisters who seem to adore hooker-chic – wear on a regular basis with only mild public comment, you fellas are harsh.

      Not inaccurate, just harsh.

    • Anonymous

      I lost it when I got to your description of her makeup application. Too funny!!

      She looks like she belongs on that people of walmart site.

    • margaret meyers

      It looks like Paz also got out her scissors, the rounded ones she is allowed to have, and cut her own hair.

    • Anonymous

      How did she even get those pants on?

    • Anonymous

      The makeup is just awful. Though TLo’s make-up applying technique description is hilarious.

    • http://knittedfuin.tumblr.com/ Eruwenfuin

      My eyes. They burn

    • Anonymous

      She looks like an “actress” in some of that pee-porn that McConaughey sells out of his trunk.

      AND she always looks like she has a fever, which the pounds of mud on her cheeks aren’t helping.

    • http://twitter.com/#!/Space_Kitty Space Kitty

      what is this I don’t even

    • Anonymous

      I’VE ALWAYS THOUGHT THE OPPOSITE TO WERQ WAS “TRAGIC DARLING!” (EXCUSE THE CAPS MY KEYBOARD HAS ISSUES)

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_PHBN5RJ6BJHC72S22IIP3J437E Jae

      The opposite of WERQ is WEAQ – When Everything is Appalling Quotient…OMG

    • Anonymous

      Right now I am thanking God for this gift that is the Paz. She brings her own brand of cray cray to any event and God knows I love the pouty mugging. She’s consistent, I’ll give her that. This crazy chick makes me feel so much better about my life. Thank you God for the insanity that is Paz.

    • Anonymous

      I think she looks great and I am no fan of spandex pants or makeup applied with a putty knife. But with her amazing bones, big head and lush black hair I feel she pulls it off. And while you might expect to see cameltoe with these pants, I don’t actually see it. 
      WERQ!

    • Anonymous

      maximum legal capacity for lipstick right there ewwwwwwww
      And where the hell is this chicks lower lashes? Her eyes always look like someone inked up a pencil eraser and just popped them in to the pic.

      • Anonymous

        she has eyes just like mine, where the skin below your eyebrow droops down and covers your upper lid.  but i’m 63 years
        young.  i’m thinking of having a lift, because seriously, it’s obscuring my vision.  anyway, paz is truly a precious craycray jewel, but she’s got to keep her fly zipped up.  and i bet she’s hell of fun to party with.  

    • Anonymous

      Nah, all of her makeup (ALL of it) is very carefully placed! 

    • Mary McClelland

      I love those shoes.  I’d like them better if they weren’t patent leather.  If ignore everything else and focus on the positive (footwear) it’s not so bad! :-)

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1550881905 Hildegerd Haugen

      I am a bit tired of trust fund girls that tries to be creative and edgy. 

      • Anonymous

        is she a trust fund baby?  i thought she lived in a trailer park.

    • Valerie D

      I should be WACQ

    • Valerie D

      Sorry. It should be WACQ

    • Anonymous

      I have no idea who she is but she’s hideous.

    • Anonymous

      that last paragraph had me in tears!

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_T24URKJGBLJQPBWCRPU37IIHLU Krab Louse

      I’m surprised there’s no mention that she’s not wearing drawers.  Hey, I don’t wear ‘em either but there’s no need to advertise the fact.  Not, unless, of course, I’m “charging extra.”

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_4FWNMCIGS3C2L7OYCXOJPNX6FE V J

      If girlfriend just got some subtle cheek implants and a brow lift, and stopped piling on hooker makeup (save for mascara), she’d be an 8 or a 9 easy. That and a classier/more girlish style and a sophisticated attitude would aid her tremendously.