Pairs Division: Kunis and Timberlake

Posted on July 28, 2011

Those two crazy kids are still pole-dancing for their little fuckbuddy movie, so let’s tell them what they got wrong. We’ll do it together. As a community. It takes a village to tell a star they look like ass, darlings. Never forget that.

Mila Kunis and Justin Timberlake attend a “Friends With Benefits” photocall in Moscow. Mila Kunis is wearing a Louis Vuitton dress paired with Lanvin pumps.

Lanvin Spring 2011 Pumps

SHE: Looks adorable. Love the kicky little skirt and the bright pop of blue and green in the shoes. Hair and makeup look fine and we’re, for once, behind the idea of minimal jewelry here. The event and the outfit don’t require it. Score: 9/10. It’s not a particularly tough look to put together and pull off, but she looks great. A perfect summer outfit.

HE: Is wearing a passably good fall outfit. Dude, enough with the vests. We’re making Frodo associations and that’s not good. We checked the weather for Moscow this week and it’s all mid-80s and low-90s, so why is he so covered up in dark, heavy materials? He looks ridiculous standing next to her. You’ve been shaking your ass and ripping off Michael Jackson since before your voice changed, Justin. Trying to work a hipster/serious actor vibe now is only laughable. At the very least, try and dress like you know what time of year it is. There’s nothing terribly wrong here … except the entire idea. Score: 5/10.

Combined score: 7/10. Justin, thank Mila for doing all the heavy lifting.

 

 

[Photo Credit: Kristina Nikishina/Epsilon/Getty Images, style.com]

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    • Anonymous

      Those shoes.. Oh my god.

      I. Love. Those. Shoes.

      I might be terrified of snakes, but I am really glad that snakeskin is so hot right now.

      • Anonymous

        He always looks like he’s wearing a scarf made from pubic hair

    • Anonymous

      Shoes! Shoes! Shooooooooes!

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_MNMVM2GPVUEIOJXBOSLCXKAW4U judy brown

      A gray wool vest and flannel shirt in July?

      Even in Moscow. Maybe Seattle. Maybe.

      And shave your neck, asshole.

      • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_MNMVM2GPVUEIOJXBOSLCXKAW4U judy brown

        Is all that neck hair supposed to somehow make him look less boyish?

        It comes across as defensive, if not douchey, “See, I can too grow hair on my face/neck!”

    • http://profiles.google.com/thekate Kate Musgrove

      She looks great but Timberlake could cut a good six inches off his pants and still have room to hem.

    • Anonymous

      She really is adorable.  And 98% of the time, she gets it just right.  I can’t remember ever being impressed by Justin, though.  Back in his boy band days, he just looked like the nerd from the A/V club; now he’s trying too hard to look like he’s not trying. 

      • John Heffernan

        In the British Isles he has been referred to as someone you would see stocking the shelves at Tesco, but I get the American reference.

    • http://twitter.com/TheRedZavodnik Ginger

      That dress just isn’t doing it for me.  I think it’s the skirt.  However…those shoes…RAWR. =)

      He’s never done anything for me so he doesn’t even require a passing glance. *yawn*

    • Anonymous

      Words fail me.  He looks ridiculous.

    • https://profiles.google.com/104791269167429064986 Judy S

      I could deal with him if his pants weren’t so long and wrinkled. Love her dress.

    • Rei Carter

      Those shoes need to be on my feet right now. 

    • MilaXX

      No complaints with the scores. I might have been a bit more generous and given him a 6/10 simply because the pants at least fit instead of being too long and hanging off his butt like a 12 year old trying to be thug. I could however, live without seeing another one of his hipster vest.

      • Anonymous

        Sorry, look again at the length of his pants.  They are all bunched up like a turtleneck around his ankles.  And judging the locale of his pockets I am guessing if his shirt tail weren’t that long we would get a full view of his shorts or worse, ass crack.

        • MilaXX

          oh it’s not perfect by any means, but the pants aren’t as long and droopy as his earlier efforts.

          • Anonymous

            True!  Let’s just look at her, she’s pretty!

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_QCJEZMOV4VYMXC5WJALLZNYEB4 Mari Rose

      I can’t decide whether I love her shoes or her dress more. 

    • Anonymous

      Can she walk in those shoes? They’re gorgeous but wow, that’s a high, skinny heel.

      • Anonymous

        I know.  Unless that heel is made of titanium, I’m imagining it snapping like a pencil in about the same time it takes sheer hose to run….

        • Anonymous

          OOO nicely done Mefein, bringing in yesterday’s discussion today! 

    • http://profiles.google.com/trashilove { edi } ilovetrash

      i’d like her dress a lot better if it werent for the very very bad project runway seaming on the kickpleats. i’m actually astonished that it’s both there & vuitton. is it a trick of the camera? one would hope.

      • Anonymous

        I agree. I keep seeing a headband with multiple bunny ears or a sunrise. Mila does look cute though. May as well have a cardboard cutout for JT as it’s just more of the same tired old boring look. 

    • Anonymous

      You know, I just love her more and more.  And I love this dress and THOSE SHOES!!!!  Seriously, THOSE SHOES!!! 
      He? Ugh, I just don’t get the appeal at all.  He dresses like a total poser hipster douche bag.  Some kind hearted gays should take him in, strip him naked and start all over.  I’ll bet even his shorts are wrong.

    • Anonymous

      He’s still trying to shake off the aura of Britney, and wants everyone to take him seriously since he is a “director” and “actor” and now involved in corporate-y stuff (i.e. myspace reboot), but you know not TOO seriously…because he doesn’t take himself too seriously and its very important that everyone knows just how seriously he doesn’t take himself. Scuffed shoes!

      She looks like a million bucks in shiny nickels, and always seems to be happy to be where-ever she is. Apropos of nothing, her cameo in ‘Date Night’ was the best part of the movie.

      • Anonymous

        “a million bucks in shiny nickels” – what a great phrase!

        • Anonymous

          Agree.

    • Anonymous

      I agree that his whole outfit is off, but I think it almost could have worked with his SHIRT TUCKED IN for chrissakes, short sleeves, open vest, hemmed pants, and a little shoe polish. 

    • Mariah J

      Those shoes are fierce! Need them now!

    • http://profiles.google.com/marteani Barbara Guttman

      She looks adorable, but Justin will remain at a 1/10 until he SHAVES HIS NECK BEARD.  Gentlemen of the red and other various colored carpets, A NECK BEARD IS NEVER OK.  If Mila has to shave all that stretch of lovely leg, then you could at the very least SHAVE YOUR NECK.

      • AWStevens

        She gets waxed!

        • http://profiles.google.com/marteani Barbara Guttman

          He should be TWICE as ashamed!

    • Anonymous

      Mila: she is beginning to annoy me less and less.
      Justin: reeks of douche.

    • Anonymous

      His voice changed?

    • http://www.facebook.com/samuel.j.donovan Samuel Joesph Donovan

      You can tell she totally hates him.

    • Erin Nice

      The shoes. Oh, the shoes. LOVE. She’s adorable. He is really hanging on to those vests, isn’t he? If ‘serious actor’ is the look he’s going for, maybe acting in movies titled ‘Friends With Benefits’ aren’t the way to go. Or sporting a neck beard. The only thing serious about a neck beard is the serious ugliness of it.

    • Anonymous

      I love those shoes in the blue!! I don’t like that insert in the front of that skirt. I don’t get the idea behind it. 

    • AWStevens

      Her shoes look like a green frog and a garden snake died on her feet. LOVE the summer dress. She has hungover hair but whatevs… Mr Timberlake or Mr Shuester? Me can’t tell the diff…

      • Anonymous

        Mr. Shuester has more of a slick oily residue left behind him when he walks away.

    • aussiegal77

      Love the shoes!  Mila is looking fab here.  Justin just looks sad, which is like, all the time for him as far as I am concerned.

      Enough about these bitches -is the TLounge open yet???

    • Anonymous

      I think she looks darling!  Love the dress and the shoes, although I honestly cannot imagine being able to walk in them.  The color is gorgeous!

      I actually like Justin Timberlake, but he looks terrible here. He needs a haircut (someone else mentioned the unshaved neck, which is gross!), his pants are hilarious, and the vest in summer….?  And then there are the shoes.  Unless it’s just the way the light is hitting them, they look scuffed and beat-up, and I totally fucking HATE that!

    • http://profiles.google.com/shannonlstewart Shannon Stewart

      Oh good!  I was worried you were going to slam her, and I love that look for her:)

      The vests aren’t good.  They just aren’t.  And I love vests in general, just… not for him.  Also, if you want to look serious, I would suggest wearing your glasses instead of dressing like you’ve recently started cutting yourself.  Because that’s what this look accomplishes — it’s a sign saying “I have a mental illness.” 

    • Sweeney Agonistes

      He looks like he failed the audition to become the fifth member of Mumford and Sons. Try a beard, hippie!

    • Anonymous

      Totally agree with both scores.  She looks just about flawless.  Her outfit also makes me feel even better about the pairing of a white dress and teal espadrilles that I was considering doing.

      As if the scuffed shoes and neck beard weren’t enough, I dislike the particular plaid that he’s wearing.  Too 90′s grunge for me.

    • Anonymous

      Is it my monitor, or is her spray tan a little weird on her feet … which of course I noticed because of those amazing shooooooooes.

    • http://twitter.com/warontara Tara

      I want want WANT that dress, but I’m pretty sure it would be too short for good taste on me :( She looks great!! He….is definitely rocking a Will Schuster vibe.

    • Anonymous

      I love that dress though I’d really like to see her in action actually walking in those shoes. These two look so mismatched, especially in this photo. She is so lovely and next to her, he looks eminently ordinary, bordering on the outright boring. I guess when I think about it, “Dick in a Box” is about the only thing I like about him. 

    • Anonymous

      She looks great.  Cute dress.  And I love those shoes.  MY GOD THE SHOES!!! Fabulous.  I prefer the blue/green to the yellow/black, but…I might be drooling a little.

      He doesn’t look that bad, but I’m sick of the vests and I can’t get over that it’s summer (low 90′s!) and he’s wearing a heavy long-sleeve shirt.  I miss his suits and fedora days now. 

    • Anonymous

      Somebody needs to take all of those vests out of his closet and burn them immediately.

    • Anonymous

      Okay, you guys. In defense of Justin, perhaps he’s rockin’ the fall/winter attire to promote his William Rast line of clothing. Somebody’s gotta do it ’cause it sure as heck ain’t blowin’ off the shelves at Target.  And sure, it looks hot as hell out there and he does look like an idiot, but just sayin’.

    • Scott Hester-Johnson

      Interesting that the whole ongoing waistcoat issue completely blinded you to the fact that HE HAS HIS BLOODY HAND IN HIS POCKET AGAIN!

    • Anonymous

      She looks lovely.  You were too generous with Justin, though.  

    • Anonymous

      She looks fantastic. He’s okay from the waist up, but has about 6 extra inches of length on his pants he could do without. Her shoes are really astounding.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_DO54ICWQLRD2STHRSELEATLSKY Cindy

      She looks gorgeous…  I want that dress and those shoes, but I don’t think it would look right on a bustier woman.  he.. well, stepped out of church camp clothes to  “youth pastor” clothes…   Shave, change your clothes (or at least tuck your shirt in ) and try again.

    • Anonymous

      The vest is a costuming trick.  The poor man has possibly the longest waist I’ve ever seen (for sure on a celeb since Travolta).  Think Shelly O in reverse.  well, yes, and on a man, too.  Anyhow, he’s got to try and make his proportions look normal-ish.  The issue I am always having is that his pants are such a mess.  He’s so freaking rich, just go get some custom jeans made, DUDE!!

    • Judy_J

      She looks adorable.  He looks like Joe Anybody.

    • http://phantomminuet.blogspot.com/ MinAgain

      Fantastic little dress.  I kinda hate heels that high (and generally find them equally offensive to airbrushing in ads and for generally the same reasons), but I cannot argue that they show her slim, pretty legs to great advantage.

    • Grace Ritt

      I kind of always love her, no matter what the T Lo opinion is. But goodness, he’s pissing me off.

    • margaret meyers

      Timberlake could be putting together the same look with khaki pants/stone pants/linen pants with a light-weight striped shirt and a vest.  He doesn’t have to wear these dark colors and heavy plaid shirts.  Think of Johnny Depp, only with some ironing and shaving involved.

    • http://knittedfuin.tumblr.com/ Eruwenfuin

      I find her outfit to be a bit reminiscent of Sci fi uniforms, especially with the scaley shoes ;)

      He looks like Mr. Schu’s douchebag little brother.

    • Alyssa Stanfield

      I want those shoes!!!!!

    • http://twitter.com/LianaBrooks Liana Brooks

      I love those shoes! Hate the rest. Her dress is blocky and reminds me of those puffy winter coats. He doesn’t help like looking like… that. What is that? I have no idea. All around, let’s just post pictures of the shoes.

    • Anonymous

      I hate to say it but neither of them are too exciting here. She’s trying with those shoes at least.

      She’s good but unexciting: 8 plus 1 for trying with the shoes and for not messing up the cute dress with a random accessory: 9/10 but without the thrill a solid 9/10 should carry.

      Him: Those pants are too puffy and there are 7th graders who could, and do, put this one together. (sans the beard, which puts them ahead.) 6/10 because in the end, “dull” is not the same as “awful.”

      Combined score:  7.5/10, thanks to the doll.

    • Anonymous

      They’ve done more promotion for this mediocre movie than even the Harry Potter stars did for the Biggest Movie of the Summer.  What producer was able to get them to hustle so much?

      She looks flawless.  Even though I really hope ridiculous 5+ inch stillettos go out of style soon.  They’re dangerous.  A 5/10 is about right for him.  He’s too boring to waste time discussing. 

    • Rand Ortega

      HaHa!
      Sounds like a Peter Jackson companion movie:”The Frodo Associations”!

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_MNMVM2GPVUEIOJXBOSLCXKAW4U judy brown

      And it looks itchy.

    • Anonymous

      She can increase the wow factor by 10 simply by a better hair cut and/or arrangement. 

    • Anonymous

      She looks like summer. And youth. Love her!  Congratulations JT, I guess, for recycling outfits – isn’t this the ComiCon outfit? This isn’t really a defense of him, as he leaves me completely indifferent every time I see a snap of him, but they do tend to favor the dark colors in most of Europe – East and West. I’ve been told wearing bright colors and pastels basically pegs you as an American tourist.

    • Anonymous

      She looks like summer. And youth. Love her!  Congratulations JT, I guess, for recycling outfits – isn’t this the ComiCon outfit? This isn’t really a defense of him, as he leaves me completely indifferent every time I see a snap of him, but they do tend to favor the dark colors in most of Europe – East and West. I’ve been told wearing bright colors and pastels basically pegs you as an American tourist.

    • http://www.myblackfriendsays.com myblackfriendsays

      those shoes are hot. justin looks dumb, as usual.

    • http://twitter.com/pag_baj Paige Boerman

      I need those shoes in my life.

    • Anonymous

      Yowza, just look at those shoes! Smokin hot.She does look adorable. 9/10 easily

      He needs to change it up, get rid of the vests, or just go away. Not necessarily in that order. Agree with the 5/10 score. Enough already dude.

    • Anonymous

      She looks cute, and I’m proud to say I have that exact same style of shoes with an inch or two smaller heel (sans turquoise, instead more of a gray color) that I got from Target! 

      I’m sorry, every time I look at him I’m reminded of my husband’s best friend. Exact. Same. Facial expressions.

    • Anonymous

      She looks perfect. ‘nough said.
      RE HIM: I agree that the vests need to be retired. I agree that he cannot pull off ‘hipster-grunge’ but what really bothers me is this: you guys are jumpin’ all up and down his a$% because he is wearing ‘fall’ in the middle of a Moscow summer and yet everyone keeps letting the ladies get away with wearing ‘skank cocktail’ in the middle of the cold, New York winter. I will jump on this bandwagon but only if we start calling out the Blake Lively/Kate Bosworths when they wear no stockings, peep-toe shoes and sleeveless mini-dresses to February fashion week. Seriously, I am the world’s biggest  ‘seasonest’ but if we gonna’ do the boys, then we gonna’ do the gals.

    • Anonymous

      He is just gross. Pass the sanitizer.

    • Anonymous

      That dress and those shoes – perfect! She looks lovely!

      Him, eh. Beyond the lackluster-ness of his looks (I mean outfits, not his actual looks, though I don’t see the attraction either), I also don’t see what his purpose is.

    • Anonymous

      She looks amazing! Wow, 10/10 from me, no complaints here. Now, I have to say I really think y’all are being hard on poor Justin His pants are a bit too long, yes, and he’s not dressed for the weather, but otherwise I think he looks good. Then again, I do love vests. I’m not seeing the horrors that everyone else seems to be seeing.  7/10 – points off for the pant length, long sleeves, and neck scruff. Total 8.5/10.

      • Anonymous

        I think you are one of the few commenters on this page I don’t want to punch in the face!  And I am by no means a puncher!  I’ve never been so offended on someone’s behalf as I am for Justin here!

    • Haley Buchanan

      Her shoes are amazing!  WANT.

    • Anonymous

      I want to see her walk in those shoes!  They are killer, absolutely gorgeous, but it’s tough to wear a heel that high if you have a small foot.  I have no idea what size shoes she wears but she is a tiny girl.

    • Anonymous

      I don’t understand all this “neck hair” hate. I wasn’t even aware this was a distinct part of the beard until reading it here like two weeks ago. Shaving is a pain in the ass so if you’ve decided not to do so, it’s not like you’re going to go to just do your neck for effect. Also, I think that stubble chin line is very douchey looking.

      Anyway, I think he looks fine standing next to her. Not all plaid shirts are flannel and lightweight wool can be cool in the summer.

    • Anonymous

      I don’t understand all this “neck hair” hate. I wasn’t even aware this was a distinct part of the beard until reading it here like two weeks ago. Shaving is a pain in the ass so if you’ve decided not to do so, it’s not like you’re going to go to just do your neck for effect. Also, I think that stubble chin line is very douchey looking.

      Anyway, I think he looks fine standing next to her. Not all plaid shirts are flannel and lightweight wool can be cool in the summer.

    • http://twitter.com/A_SmallFry AC

      I think he could have saved the outfit if he wasn’t wearing that damn vest! The shirt looks decent enough. 

      Also, I WANT THOSE SHOES! They are ferosh!

    • Anonymous

      Justin. I am not understanding you here.