Those two crazy kids are still pole-dancing for their little fuckbuddy movie, so let’s tell them what they got wrong. We’ll do it together. As a community. It takes a village to tell a star they look like ass, darlings. Never forget that.
SHE: Looks adorable. Love the kicky little skirt and the bright pop of blue and green in the shoes. Hair and makeup look fine and we’re, for once, behind the idea of minimal jewelry here. The event and the outfit don’t require it. Score: 9/10. It’s not a particularly tough look to put together and pull off, but she looks great. A perfect summer outfit.
HE: Is wearing a passably good fall outfit. Dude, enough with the vests. We’re making Frodo associations and that’s not good. We checked the weather for Moscow this week and it’s all mid-80s and low-90s, so why is he so covered up in dark, heavy materials? He looks ridiculous standing next to her. You’ve been shaking your ass and ripping off Michael Jackson since before your voice changed, Justin. Trying to work a hipster/serious actor vibe now is only laughable. At the very least, try and dress like you know what time of year it is. There’s nothing terribly wrong here … except the entire idea. Score: 5/10.
Combined score: 7/10. Justin, thank Mila for doing all the heavy lifting.
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