Pairs Division: Evans and Atwell

Posted on July 21, 2011

Hey, Chris Evans and Hayley Atwell! This is your moment, guys! A big-time superhero movie where one of you plays the title character and the other one plays the girl! All eyes are on you for, really, the first time for both of you! Photographers are at the ready and bitchy celebrity bloggers are poised to give their opinion on how you look! So, what did you both choose to wear for this supremely important moment in your careers?

Chris Evans and Hayley Atwell attend the Los Angeles Premiere of “Captain America: The First Avenger.” Hayley Atwell is wearing a L’Wren Scott custom-made fuchsia dress.

Oh.

*Long pause where we go from befuddlement to annoyance*

Guys, what the fuck.

HE: Deserves a righteous gay slap across the face. Big-time starring role, jackass! Featuring your abs! Now is not the time to go out looking like a befuddled accountant. Why does the shirt look wrinkled? Why can we see his shirt peeking out from under his vest? Why is he sporting a gingham hankie? And finally…dude, WHAT IS UP WITH THE TRANSITION LENSES? Didn’t we all decide they were never going to look cool? No? We’ll we’re issuing an edict now. They’re never going to look cool. To be fair, it’s a nice suit and it fits him well. It’s just that he seems to be working very hard to maintain a “ain’t no thing” kind of attitude here and we’re telling you, kid: IT’S A THING. People paid hundreds of millions of dollars to make and market this movie. Someone lent you that outfit and we’re pretty sure it cost several thousand dollars, head to toe. Straighten up, hands out of pockets, tighten your tie, and button your jacket. And get rid of that hankie. Score: 6/10. Sartorially speaking, it’s not awful, but don’t stand there like you’re in flip-flops and board shorts. Own it.

SHE: Does not deserve a righteous gay slap, but we’re still a little underwhelmed by the effort here. It’s a pretty enough dress. Not really a summer color but considering the movie title, red, white, or blue were her only real options here. It’s an incredibly flattering dress and her figure looks delicious in it, but man, it could have used some punctuation somewhere. Those are “senior administrative assistant” shoes if ever we saw a pair; the purse is nondescript to the point of being invisible and if she’s wearing any jewelry, she’s doing a very good job of making us look for it. Sassy sandals, a bag that you can see from more than 5 feet away and a nice necklace to enhance that milky cleavage she’s rocking and this outfit might have been worth talking about. Also, a bit more color on the face. It’s your movie premiere, honey; not a job interview. Score: 7/10. A good base look let down by some timid accessorizing.

Score: 6.5/10. Some will say we’re being harsh here, but when you’re genetically superior, rich, are getting your clothes for free, and attending your own movie premiere, we expect a little more effort than this. Tsk.

 

 

[Photo Credit: Getty]

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  • http://profiles.google.com/paigemano Paige Mano

    I don’t think he looks *that* bad, but mostly because it looks like he’s attempting a David-Tennant-as-Doctor-Who look. But not quite pulling it off as well as the Tenth Doctor.

    • Annie Leung

      That’s what I thought too! But Chris Evans does not equal David Tennant:

      http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkwiq3yjlK1qc8pwb.jpg

      So much potential here but all I see is office-wear. 

      • Anonymous

        Yeah, and the glasses aren’t that great, either.

    • http://www.facebook.com/c.d.barney Chrissy Barney

      I doubt anybody could pull that look off as well as David Tennant, but that’s my personal prejudice. Oddly enough, he’s REALLY reminding me of Cap’n Jack here. Sooooo…. Captain Jack look alike who ducked into the TARDIS’ closet?
      She looks amazing in that dress, but the center parted limp hair is doing her no favours.

      • Anonymous

        That dress seems a little too early-Kelly-Bundy for me.

      • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_MNMVM2GPVUEIOJXBOSLCXKAW4U judy brown

        And the drapery material of the dress, in that ho-hum maroon.

      • http://twitter.com/boricuaintexas Ingrid

        You are right; he does have a Captain Jack vibe going on.

    • Anonymous

      It’s like you were reading my mind. Completely agree.

    • http://profiles.google.com/sara.e.munoz Sara Munoz

      But he’s not Dr. Who. He’s Captain America. Dress like Dr. Who at someone else’s premiere… :-/

  • http://profiles.google.com/paigemano Paige Mano

    I don’t think he looks *that* bad, but mostly because it looks like he’s attempting a David-Tennant-as-Doctor-Who look. But not quite pulling it off as well as the Tenth Doctor.

  • Anonymous

    He is just trying to look like Sam Rockwell….

    • Jennifer Hofstetter

      Truth.  But I think he’s pulling it off.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_QCJEZMOV4VYMXC5WJALLZNYEB4 Mari Rose

      Oh, man. Get outta my brain. I was thinking the same thing.

  • Anonymous

    He is just trying to look like Sam Rockwell….

  • http://twitter.com/ILikeShiny Cindi Williams

    I have an event coming up, and I was planning on wearing something similar to what Hayley has on (with better accessories). Only my event is my high-school reunion, not a multi-million dollar media circus.

    • http://profiles.google.com/thisiscelia Celia

      Oh my god, I was about to ask if she was going to her high school reunion!!! ARGH. At least do something with your hair, girl!

      • http://twitter.com/ILikeShiny Cindi Williams

        So I shouldn’t wear my hair like I’m going to the pool? Good advice, Celia!

  • http://twitter.com/ILikeShiny Cindi Williams

    I have an event coming up, and I was planning on wearing something similar to what Hayley has on (with better accessories). Only my event is my high-school reunion, not a multi-million dollar media circus.

  • Anonymous

    Snore.

  • http://twitter.com/TheRedZavodnik Ginger

    As a senior administrative assistant myself, I say that the two of you deserve a “righteous gay slap” for labeling those shoes as such!  I would NEVER wear those!

    P.S.  Still love my T & Lo though.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_6PUVFQ7YCZZFZRIER6BEJ4HVYE Amye

      I was going to say the same thing!  Being on our feet up & down all day answering to the whims of the boss, answering all the “how do you do it” “I can’t find it” ”Where can we get more….” questions of the staff, and being a general overall covering-the-bases of the office, you need simple pumps, flats, or sandals.  (or boots in the winter, if you’re allowed to wear them)

      • Anonymous

        “boots…if you’re allowed to wear them”–Truly??  Yikes, I thought those kinds of rules went out after high school.  Guess I’m showing my age!

    • Anonymous

      I was an executive assistant for 4 years and regularly wore shoes like that.  [shrugs]

  • http://twitter.com/TheRedZavodnik Ginger

    As a senior administrative assistant myself, I say that the two of you deserve a “righteous gay slap” for labeling those shoes as such!  I would NEVER wear those!

    P.S.  Still love my T & Lo though.

  • Anonymous

    I’m a sucker for a waistcoat, so I’m giving him a slightly higher score but those glasses! my gods! a travesty. And she looks so plain it’s laughable, especially since – and I have not, and will not, see the movie and know nothing about Captain America, but I do know how these kinds of movies work – she is in the movie to be Hot and Beautiful. I lower her score by at least one full point. And her shoes are ugly.

  • Anonymous

    So, so very dull.  I hate the fact his vest is riding up to expose his shirt.  Which leads me to take issue with your decree the suit “fits him well”.. No, it doesn’t.  The vest is to bulky, the pants are riding too low and what’s with the odd emptiness, sagging in the crotch area?  You’re Captain America, for f**ks sake!  Grab a couple of rolled up socks if you must but that is not a “Superhero” look.

    She’s just too dull for being so pretty.  You are spot on there.

  • Anonymous

    They look about as good as the movie looks.

  • MilaXX

    I don’t think you’re being harsh at all. These two 20somethings should not be dressed like 40 years old chaperones at the prom. If anything the scores are on the kind side.

    • Anonymous

      word

  • http://profiles.google.com/dchockeyguy Trevor Burroughs

    Totally think you’re on the mark with this one.  She needs jewelry, no doubt about it.  He needs to lose the vest.  Are 3-piece suits really coming back? Ugh, I hope not. Say no to vests.  Of course, he’s got the body that can fit in one (unlike me), but WHY would you hide that body under a vest?  You didn’t mention her hair, which is a total try for “Sexy Librarian” that kind of misses.

  • Anonymous

    Not cruel at all.  They both look like they were late when the car came to pick them up.  Sad because they both had potential.

  • Anonymous

    Not cruel at all.  They both look like they were late when the car came to pick them up.  Sad because they both had potential.

  • Terence Ng

    Points for not looking like another guy in a nice suit. It didn’t make me yawn, and that’s worth something.

  • Anonymous

    I think he looks adorable. Other than the shirt peeking out of the bottom of the vest and the lenses in his glasses, I’ve to no complaints. I like her dress but the cleavage is too much, and yeah, she needs accessories and those shoes have got to go. I’d switch their scores. He gets the 7, she gets the 6. Hell, I’d bump him to 8.

  • Anonymous

    are those wrinkles on her dress, is it pulling or is it supposed to look like that?

  • Anonymous

    The glasses are some major what-the-fuckery, and I dislike the mismatched gingham, but I’ll give him props for pants that don’t puddle around his ankles like old draperies.

    Her? Wow, talk about a forgettable look. Pity, because it’s nice to see a starlet who doesn’t look like she’s one lettuce leaf away from a feeding tube. I think 6.5 is being generous. I would have given them a firm 5.0

    • Anonymous

      I even hate the puddle of drapes.  Looks like you couldn’t bother to buy the right size.  Ditto with pants.

  • Judy_J

    I think he looks cute in an adorable puppy sort of way, which is totally at odds with the photo I saw of him in today’s paper, all bare-chested with chiseled pecs and abs to die for (pause for a moment while I compose myself).  Ahem….I give him a 7/10 for the cute factor.  She looks great in that dress, but where are the accessories?  I studied the photos and could not spot one piece of jewelry…not even earrings!  She left home half-dressed, in my opinion.  I give her a 5/5 for only going half way.

  • Jess

    Sorry, Dullsville.  Its like he was trying to make himself ugly.  Oh well, won’t see the movie anyways…..   Next pretty please.

  • Anonymous

    Custom L’Wren Scott, and what they came up with looks like bridesmaid?  Really?

  • Jennifer Hofstetter

    I think he looks awesome (aside from the glasses).  She looks like she’s wearing a dress from Wet Seal circa 1997.  And the print is like this weird Christmas table cloth.  Not a 7.  Maybe a 4 just because her body fills it out well and her makeup looks fresh.

  • Colleen Mitchell

    Her dress looks like a home ec project some girl made to wear to the senior banquet. Is it COTTON? He looks adorable…nerd with abs!

  • Anonymous

    A score of 7 is about right for her.  She really needed a pop of accessories and some fabulous shoes.  I also can’t help picturing how much better the dress (which fits her bust very well) would have looked in a different fabric.    He… well, he’s a mess.  It’s all wrong. 

  • Florrie Brafman

    She wore the BLUE dress on Craig Ferguson’s show earlier this week.  And the first thing I though was, “I wonder what TLo would say about the fit.”  Check out the first minute-and-a-half of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJShuatgUsQ .

    • http://www.GiftedCollector.com Nancy Abrams

      Thanks for the link, Florrie. It’s weird when your only accessory is your microphone. She looks so empty.

      Who started the awful trend of men wearing the top shirt button open with a sagging tie? Every time I see Craig Ferguson or others think this is such a great fashion statement, I yell at them to button up. It looks so affected and sloppy at the same time.

      IAMSOBZ

  • aussiegal77

    100% agree.  Really hate it when the rich, thin & famous just straight phones it in.  Geez people – this is your JOB – BRING IT, please.

  • http://twitter.com/MyAnonymousChan Elizabeth Chan

    Surprising. I think he looks adorable. That look is going to get him cast in a romcom starring an adorably affable British accountant who somehow falls in love with Kate Hudson. She, on the other hand, is supposed to be playing the girl in the superhero tale. So I think she’s supposed to look hot, not like she’s his sister wearing an inappropriately low dress to a barbecue. The color is drab, the dress is boring, her hair is ugly, her purse seems even more impractical than normal, the shoes are only considered nude if your skintone is greenish and her face looks bland. She doesn’t even look genetically superior here. I say you should bump her score down to 0. At least he still looks like eye candy.

  • Gloria Yip

    I dunno. I kind of like his non-megawatt-super-ab-movie-star look. It seems deliberate, which wins points. And it’s stylish dorky, which always appeals to me. The glasses I saw as a kind of “whatever” to fashionistas  … excuse me. I guess the vibe I get is that he’s having fun with the outfit, so even if it’s not executed quite so right, I like it.

    I will ALWAYS love three-piece suits. But a shirt should really not be peeking out, and a gingham-with-gingham pairing is misguided. It’s actually worse than a perfect match because it seems clear that he was trying to play with patterns … it’s a different colour, different scale. Doesn’t work though. Should have gone with a different pattern altogether. Or just a plain white one.

    She should have gone with a sexier hairstyle — loose, a little tousled, or beating the heat, something up with flair. Definitely fun, chunky gold or brass accessories. Her make-up looks fresh and she’s obviously a gorgeous woman.

    I’m a little disappointed with this pair, yes, but I’m OK with them.

  • Anonymous

    Oh dear. They look like they are on their way to an office party and just popped in at the movie premiere.

  • Anonymous

    I, too, think you guys were playing the kind card when you came up with their scores. They most definitely DO NOT look like they’re starring in a big, summer blockbuster and are attending the red carpet premiere. They both  look like they’re attending their high school reunion at the local motel.

  • Anonymous

    He made some mistakes, but I still love the overall adorkability thing he’s got going on. I admit I’m a bit biased though because he’s a local boy (his uncle is my congressman.)

  • Anonymous

    Other than the glasses and the length of the vest, I think Evans looks great.  He played with more design elements than the typical male star on the red carpet, and I think he deserves props for that.  You guys are willing to forgive starlets for missteps if they are made while trying to break out of the cookie-cutter mold, so I think the men deserve the same courtesy.

    • Anonymous

      I also thought he looked damn cute. I like the unusual choice of the gingham with a 3-piece suit, which fit well except for the vest length, maybe his belt needed to be tighter to hold his pants at the proper level?

      Her? Beautiful flattering neckline, also annoyed about the lack of jewelry, it’s screaming for some jewelry, but the fabric came from an outdated upholstered parlor chair.

  • http://twitter.com/delysia_lafosse Delysia LaFosse

    The thing that most irritates me about her look is the decision to go with Early Years Queen Victoria hair loops. WHY?

  • https://profiles.google.com/104791269167429064986 Judy S

    Maybe he’s working on Clark Kent look.

    • roxyturtle

      I was thinking the exact same thing! How very cross-comic houses of him. But dude, they already cast the Superman movie.

  • http://twitter.com/creneebo Renee Bomar

    He – Needed editing.  Take at least one thing off – the glasses, the tie bar, the hanky, the vest… Something needed to be left at home.

    She – Looks like a bridesmaid who was given strict instructions to NOT be prettier than the bride.

  • http://robot-heart.tumblr.com heartbot

    Granted there are issues with his outfit, I think he looks way better than she does. I just…no.

  • Anonymous

    Agreed, I’d also add that I’m not crazy about her hair.

  • Anonymous

    What’s with the tie bar? You guys hit it on the head.

  • Anonymous

    Jane Eyre hair aside, I like her dress. She does need a little jewelry and much kickier shoes. As for him, maybe I’m in a nerdy accountant mood this morning, but I think he looks kind of adorable.

    • http://twitter.com/creneebo Renee Bomar

      Jane Eyre hair – EXACTLY!

  • http://twitter.com/Raiphin Raiphin Hunter

    How confusing, I hate her dress way more than anyone else seems too. The way it fits around (specifically right under) the her otherwise-luscious breats is weird, the seams right there to her no favors, and I wanna chop off about 4 inches from the hem so we can see some knees because I feel like the length makes her legs look chunky. :( And damn, some jewelry, anywhere.

  • http://profiles.google.com/shannonlstewart Shannon Stewart

    I wish the glasses had normal lenses, then I’d love them.  I mean, horn rims to the premiere of your superhero movie?  There’s some wit to that, considering the awesome power of them as a disguise for your secret identity in the comic book universe.  The whole idea of the outfit does read a little accountant-y, but I kinda love the idea of it for a Marvel movie. 

    In fact, I’d give him a much higher score: 7.5, maybe an 8.  He needs to swap the lenses, lower the pocket square (I can live with it’s presence, but it’s too big), and pose better. 

    As for her… I have nothing to say, really.  She doesn’t look bad, but it’s such a bland outfit that I can’t find anything of interest to comment on either.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_QCJEZMOV4VYMXC5WJALLZNYEB4 Mari Rose

    Her hair makes me sad.

  • Liana Brooks

    Her shoes are hideous. Did someone forget to tell her she was starring in this movie, not just going to watch it? This is a date night dress.

  • Anonymous

    Her dress fabric looks like a holiday tablecloth.  Attach a few sprigs of holly with a hot glue gun, give her some earmuffs, and she’s ready for some naughty caroling.

  • Anonymous

    And what’s up with the freakin’ jewelry allergy, people?!?!  Did Harry Winston do something to piss everybody off and start a Hollywood boycott??

    • Anonymous

      I know!! Maybe it is a conscious decision stylists are making because of the economy? I’ve noticed it too. Too many outfits left wanting for lack of a necklace or nice earrings.

  • Anonymous

    him – points to his (newbie?) stylist for attempting two kinds of gingham, but then points deducted for then not editing the results.  and why can we see his belt (and shirt) above his waistband?  stand up straight and pull your waistcoat down!  he’s like Hugh Grant with a hangover.

    her – i can’t.  didn’t anyone give her a dress for the premier?  it’s like she was forced to make this herself from the upholstery on the chaise in the lobby of the hotel, after she discovered that her luggage had gone missing.

  • Anonymous

    i usually like three piece suits, but he looks a bit of a rumpled mess.  are his lenses yellow?  i can’t imagine he has abs under there, but i’m not interested in exploring.  my first thought on seeing her:  ”gorgeous boobs”.  dowdy hem length.  ouch, those shoes are HIDEOUS.  what shall we call that color?  vomit gray?

  • Anonymous

    In the last picture, she looks like she has Valdemort coming out of the back of her head.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jessica-TallGirl-Freeman/1043623567 Jessica TallGirl Freeman

    Her shoes are awful.  I’d take a nude shoe over that hiddy shade of gray.  I like what he has on, but the glasses break the look.  Fresh faced in a suit, he would have totally been a 10.

  • Anonymous

    I stopped reading at “transition lenses”. Still laughing.

  • Anonymous

    Wait, a gingham shirt with a 3-piece suit? The mind reels.

    And she DOES deserve a righteous gay slap for dressing like a hot 40 year old. Don’t get me wrong: I appreciate that she’s not all thigh-high and tight and revealing. But this is wrong for her.

    This is the future I see for these two.

    • Anonymous

      They should be so lucky!

  • Nicole Chubb

    I am surprised you gave her that high a score! The dress is fine, but her HAIR!!! I mean, really? It’s neat, but it certainly doesn’t scream “movie star.” I thought she was just his date, not a title character.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_6YKBGSJPVAK3AG44ASGX5UMMB4 Em Web

    How cute, she cut up her fancy bedsheet for this! I wonder how long that took her to make!

  • http://www.facebook.com/samuel.j.donovan Samuel Joesph Donovan

    Dudes, you are being WAY too nice.  I give him a 4 for showing up and not looking AS HOT AS CHRIS EVANS IS SUPPOSED TO LOOK DAMMIT, and her a 4.5 for wearing her grandmother’s bridesmaid’s dress.

  • Anonymous

    I can’t disagree with you stylistically – in fact, I think your scores were if anything a bit high – AND YET. This makes me more interested in seeing the movie than any other thing about it that I’ve seen. At least he doesn’t look like another dim-witted muscle-boy and she doesn’t look like another empty-headed starlet with more hair than brains. They look (oh god, I’m going to say it) like Regular Folks who got dressed up for a movie premier without help of a stylist, and in this case it’s making me kind of like them. At least it’s different, and there have been enough cookie-cutter hot guy/cute girl superhero movies that different is good.

  • Anonymous

    I can’t disagree with you stylistically – in fact, I think your scores were if anything a bit high – AND YET. This makes me more interested in seeing the movie than any other thing about it that I’ve seen. At least he doesn’t look like another dim-witted muscle-boy and she doesn’t look like another empty-headed starlet with more hair than brains. They look (oh god, I’m going to say it) like Regular Folks who got dressed up for a movie premier without help of a stylist, and in this case it’s making me kind of like them. At least it’s different, and there have been enough cookie-cutter hot guy/cute girl superhero movies that different is good.

  • Anonymous

    ya know….I like his look. He looks dapper and at least like there was some styling going on. 
    She looks quite dull. 

  • Anonymous

    Chris Evans, your role is “all-American meaty hunk”–NOT “quirky dude.”  You are not Mark Mothersbaugh (I totally think he looks like him here), nor Sam Rockwell, nor John Waters, nor David Tennant, nor that dude with the good hair who is going to be Spider-man.
     
    You are the boy who wore the whipped cream bikini.  Your job is to look hunky and keep quiet.  Do your job!

  • Anonymous

    I dislike her shoes, but I think Atwell’s dress looks great on her. It flatters her figure and is a good color for her skin. The shoes, on the other hand…I can’t with the shoes. WHY ALWAYS THE NUDE PUMP?!?

  • Anonymous

    Yes, she does. Deserve the righteous gay slap. 

  • Anonymous

    “So, what did you both choose to wear for this supremely important moment in your careers?”

    Clothes from Penney’s.  Shameful.

  • Anonymous

    Hem lines! Ughhh!!! Why is the proper hem line so difficult??!!??  And Taupe pumps?  TAUPE?  Why??

  • mcarlson

    Aw, see I thought he looked cute.

  • Jill Roberts

    Please tell me the fabric of her dress is not damask.  Please?

  • Anonymous

    Her hair … I can’t even think what she was trying to do. Between the sticking-out ears and the red dress she looks like one of Santa’s elves.  Are those very long bangs that she brushed to the sides?  Or is her hair all one length and she somehow looped a few strands around her ears?  Did she not look in the mirror before she left home?

  • http://twitter.com/kmc1138 Kathleen Coyle

    How do neutral shoes not match?  Because that’s what’s going on here for me – those shoes do NOT match.  Can’t explain it.

    I’d have liked his duds a bit more if they were more properly fitted and without the ginham hankie, which I honestly missed until T and Lo pointed it out.  I am somehow A-OK with the transition lenses.  Maybe my blood sugar is low.

  • http://profiles.google.com/jenlindsey Jen L.

    That’s a custom-made dress?  Why?  It’s a sad bridesmaid dress.  Awful.  And her shoes make me want to punch someone.

  • http://twitter.com/poptartsjen Pop Tarts Jen

    Him: I can’t see anything but those stupid glasses with their stupid Transitions lenses! Don’t be an idiot. Wear decent glasses. When I finally tore my eyes away from his stupid glasses, I couldn’t stop staring at the weird gapping on his vest. Shame to waste a vest like that, too – when they fit correctly, they can look SO hot on guys.

    Her: Nice dress, but so blah on the accessories. Better shoes or a better purse, or both, would have done wonders. And buy some freakin’ jewelry, fer cryin’ out loud!

  • Anonymous

    I think your score is right on the money, maybe a little generous. He looks weirdly like a cross between Hugh Grant and Mathew Perry. You are correct: for all the resources behind them they could have much better!!

  • Rachelle Neame

    I thought you guys were being generous here! What is with Haley Atwell’s hair? That was my go-to ‘fancy’ hairstyle in the 90s/early aughties! When I was 14ish and getting dressed up for my confirmation.

    Despite looking amazingly boobalicious, I feel like her hem could have been about an inch or so shorter, just to fall at that perfect just-past-the-knee sweet spot.

    Both of them could work this so much better. Points off for wasted potential.

  • http://twitter.com/aStudiobytheSea Jody Lee

    Christmas party at Merrill Lynch.

  • Anonymous

    Agree with your score except you went a little easy on the comments.  (And what about her hair?)

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_F73LIJ3SJGI5AJQMXMWXCKILHI Pamela

    Ugh!  When will all of these pukey, grout-colored shoes go AWAY??  Fugly, fugly footwear for fuck’s sake!

  • Anonymous

    I would love that dress, but not for a red carpet appearance. Great on a first date, though.

    He looks fussy and overdressed.

  • margaret meyers

    He looks like the Derpmeister at the fraternity alumni dinner.
    She looks like the bustiest admin assistant at the Zoo’s big fundraiser, pleased that she could find another use for that bridesmaid dress.

  • Anonymous

    Okay, I’m obviously having serious shoe issues today cuz her shoes are annoying the hell out of me. When I saw her shoes I actually yelled at my computer screen. It’s bad enough she couldn’t bother to rock some (any) jewelry or a cool bag, but those shoes. Why??? If my body could look that good in that dress you can bet I’d be wearing some sexy strappy sandals and dare you to think I looked anything but super hot. I think I need to go find some pretty shoes to ogle to help me get beyond my shoe trauma today. Or therapy.

  • Anonymous

    I don’t care what you say. Chris Evans looks hot to me. Of course, I love hunky guys with nerdy glasses… Sooooo, yeah. I think she looks good too – it’s a better version of the dress ScarJo usually wears. 

  • Anonymous

    I don’t care what you say. Chris Evans looks hot to me. Of course, I love hunky guys with nerdy glasses… Sooooo, yeah. I think she looks good too – it’s a better version of the dress ScarJo usually wears. 

  • Anonymous

    He is gorgeous and adorable; I don’t care what you say.

  • http://twitter.com/rgmx Mercy

    Those sunglasses are both douchy and HIDDY.  He’s lucky you boys were scoring for this one.  I’d say 4.5 tops.

  • http://profiles.google.com/sara.e.munoz Sara Munoz

    I think you were too kind. 

  • http://www.facebook.com/Nestor.Chocolato NesTtor Chocolato

    BADDD

  • Anonymous

    is this the direction hes taking? Im not the hot guy anywhere but in the movies? Fuck that. Ew on this look. UNRECOGNIZABLE

  • Anonymous

    Her hair is abysmal. Her whole look is “obligated to go to my shitty cousin’s wedding, not going to put in any effort”.

  • sweetlilvoice

    Agreed on all points. What is up with no jewelry and crappy shoes on the red carpet? Is this some sort of bizarre comment on the recession? Such as, oh the little people are struggling, so we big celebrities shouldn’t wear flashy things. Screw that!

  • Anonymous

    You were overly generous with Chris Evans rating.  I’d have given him no more than a 3.  I agree with your assessment of Hayley.  And, no, they didn’t have to do a red, white and/or blue look just because they’re in a movie called “Captain America”.

  • http://twitter.com/rachelruthlee Rachel Lee

    I’m completely underwhelmed by her look.

  • Anonymous

    I think it is refreshing to a new-comer not looking rail thin!

  • Anonymous

    OH Chris….hottest man on the planet. WTF.You go to this event looking like a Macy’s salesperson. Iron the shirt. Loose the glasses. Tuck things in.