Dear under-25 hipsters,
J’ADORE it when you kids get adventurous or even silly with your clothes, but let’s make one thing perfectly clear.
Floresheim by Duckie Brown Wingtip
Twenty years ago, anyone wearing this would have rightly been perceived as a young homosexual male out on the town.
The gays got there first. Never forget that, bitches. The gays ALWAYS get there first.
P.S.: LOVE your shoes!
[Photo Credit: WireImage, florsheim.com]