Kittens, we don’t quite get what’s going on here:
Why does Vanessa Hudgens have Joanne Worley’s old hair and Goldie Hawn’s old dress? Is it a salute to Laugh-In? If it is, we must confess we don’t get why she’s wearing cheap slipcovers over her shoes and carrying a roll of old contact paper. Was she in the middle of lining her shelves when she realized she had somewhere to be?
IN! Trying – and failing – to match your upholstered wedges to your gyno dress is TOTALLY chic!
OUT! Unless I just woke up from a 25- year coma, I’m pretty sure Vanessa Hudgens isn’t 50!
We’re going to leave the voting open on Robert Downey, Jr. because some of you are risking being stripped of your bitter kitten titles for saying things like “I love him too much to give him an OUT!” Minions, being opinionated bitches is hard work and not for the dainty. Consider very carefully what you’re saying. Bitter Kittens do not assess outfits based on their love. Bitter Kittens must be cold and distant.
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