In or Out: Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in Chloé

Posted on July 18, 2011

Darlings, we feel as if we’ve presided over an epic red carpet tale that has unexpectedly ended in tragedy. Rosie-Huntington-Whitely has spent the summer making the most of Megan Fox’s bad attitude and running all over the world looking spectacular on red carpets in her place. We had some quibbles with some of her looks but it’s mostly been huzzahs from our corner.

Until now. We suggest you brace yourselves, darlings. This isn’t going to be pretty.

Rosie Huntington-Whitely attends the ‘Transformers: Dark of the Moon’ premiere event in Osaka, Japan.

In honor of the late, great Madeline Kahn… “Boobs! Boobs on the side of your dress!”

What special dress-making magic was employed to turn this taut, 20-something model/actress into an 80-year-old from the neck down? An 80-year old who has decided 65+ years of foundation garments are quite enough for her? Rosie, honey, as your self-appointed gays, it pains us to say this, but your tits apparently don’t like each other.

What has happened here, kittens? How does someone leave their hotel room in this getup and think they’re ready to have their picture taken? Hysterical blindness? Temporary insanity? A crazed struggling designer is holding someone from her family hostage and forcing her to wear this Project Runway reject?

It’s like everything we hate in one dress: drab, shiny, wrinkly, and adds 60 years to her body. Honey, you need to set that stylist on fire.

VOTE NOW!


IN! I’m voting with my eyes closed, just for fun!

OUT! “Fire” her stylist?! She needs to shove that queen out of a plane!

 

The Minion Opinion on Hilary Swank’s bottom-heavy summer look was IN, which surprised us because we thought the voting was heading in the other direction.

[Jun Sato/Getty Images]

    • Sara__B

      OUT. If she can’t look good in that gown, who could? (But she DID try a different hair style!)

    • http://twitter.com/AbbottRabbit AbbottRabbit

      Oh, her boobs look like they’re sad about the dress she’s making them wear. Out. 

    • Anonymous

      Here’s what scares me.  Her stylist is Cher Coulter, a legend in the styling world.  And Rosie’s been doing so well.  I worry the zombies have invaded.  This is terrible.  I don’t even have words…well I have one…OUT.

      • http://profiles.google.com/sara.e.munoz Sara Munoz

        Maybe it’s Cher’s day off??

      • Anonymous

        Ms. Coulter’s having a reaction to a new medication?

      • Anonymous

        Ms. Coulter’s having a reaction to a new medication?

      • Anonymous

        Ms. Coulter’s having a reaction to a new medication?

    • Mariah J

      Shove that queen out of a PLANE. MY EYES. Seriously she’s wearing a crumpled bedsheet…and old lady boobs EWWWW…and God that necklace looks like a heart surgery scar.
      WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

      • Anonymous

        oh god, is that a necklace? I thought there was something wrong with the pictures!  but no, you’re right, it’s a necklace.  This look will likely make me feel better in an hour when I go out with wet hair, a tank top and a hoodie–I’ll still look better than a movie star!

      • Anonymous

        Totally agree about the necklace.  I had to look again just to figure out what was going on there.  Might’ve worked if it had been thicker and more obviously a necklace.

    • Anonymous

      gah! my eyes!

    • http://profiles.google.com/mercbubble42 Jessica O’Connell

      OUT… There are almost no words…but I thought of a few: UGLY! SAGGY! WRINKLY! GRANNY PANTIES-Y!!!

    • Anonymous

      OUT.  I can’t shout it loud enough. Hideous. 

    • http://pleasewelcomeyourjudges.com/ Brian @ PWYJudges

      Goodness gracious. There is no other option but OUT!

    • http://pleasewelcomeyourjudges.com/ Brian @ PWYJudges

      Goodness gracious. There is no other option but OUT!

    • http://pleasewelcomeyourjudges.com/ Brian @ PWYJudges

      Goodness gracious. There is no other option but OUT!

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ann-Thayer/1540163028 Ann Thayer

      Oh, my this is tragic. It looks like Granny boobs down to her waist, visible panty lines below that, and a wrinkled mess behind everything. Can’t even comment on hair and makeup, because the shock below her neck was too much.  Who is the designer?  Who is the stylist? Where are the gays?

    • Jennifer Hofstetter

      I can’t even – who would go outside the house with boobs that looked worse than my 88 year old grandmother’s?  I mean, OUT, obviously, but seriously? 

    • Anonymous

      That is dreadful! Not just the droopy bodice, but what is going on across her abdomen?! And the creases, and you can see the seam allowance through the fabric down the front as it’s so thin! It looks like it comes round and ties at the back and has been tied to loose.
      Just really bad, and really out!

      • http://profiles.google.com/thisiscelia Celia

        No kidding! I think the weird abdominal thing is her lace or textured hipslinging underwear getting bunched up or something. So weird!

    • http://twitter.com/VicksieDo Vickie Lord

      How does someone leave their hotel room in this getup and think they’re ready to have their picture taken? –It looks like it would feel great, silky and soft.  But that doesn’t mean it looks good honey!

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_3AJ237ND3GAHDQJZ4TLCO4WLRA Emily

      Out.  It looks awful, wrinkled and ill fitting. 

    • http://twitter.com/lbcubbison Laurie Cubbison

      It’s a dress that Bob Mackie would have made for Carol Burnett playing Norma Desmond.

      • Anonymous

        Best. Comment. Ever.

        • Anonymous

          Ditto.

    • Randel Wiley

      As soon as I saw the picture, I shrieked and yelled, “OH MY GOD. Her tits have DEFLATED!”

    • http://profiles.google.com/rociosaurio Rocío Vázquez

      Deflated boobs, OUT!

    • Anonymous

      Out! 

      Could be one of the most unflattering dresses ever…not to mention the wrinkled mess, horrible seaming and undergarment bunching…. 

      The designer and stylists should be slapped!  Hard!

    • Anonymous

      Out. The dress is wrinkled and the top is absolutely awful. 

    • http://twitter.com/Stevesotherhalf Svanhild Salmons

      Did you notice the totally weird “necklace” that gives the appearance she has a seam down the front of her body?  Rosie here was stitched together from spare parts of other actresses!

    • Judy_J

      I’m laughing so hard I can barely type….what in the name of all that’s holy was she thinking when she left the house in this get-up?  Looking at the size of the bosom area of that dress, it appears to have been custom made for Heidi Montag, and Rose ended up with it by mistake.  Horribly, tragically, unequivocably OUT.

    • Yaara

      Out! Terrible saggy-boobs effect.

    • http://profiles.google.com/melantha.chimera Eileen Duffy

      OUT.

    • Anonymous

      Whoa. That’s, uh …. unusual.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=786229820 Rhonda Hanson

      oh, so disappointing. do you think a woman with boobs would look any different (halle berry). unfortunate dress.

      • Anonymous

        I was wondering that, too–like if there were boobs sticking out (so you’d have to be still perky!), would it make it clear that the sag was not the wearer’s boobs?

        • http://twitter.com/marared Jaime

          I agree. I think she’s just too small on top; a properly supported D cup would get those sad saggy bits up where they belong.

    • http://twitter.com/Littlegrr Mary Nau

      Love her hair.

      The draping and fabric on that dress is a disaster.  OUT

    • Vaniljekjeks

      Out.  That dress is the worst.  She still manages to look spectacular though. 

    • Anonymous

      I just made quite the array of gasping sounds as I scrolled through these tragic photos. After she sets the stylist on fire, she needs to add the dress for fuel.

      Out. Like you really needed to put this up to a vote.

    • http://profiles.google.com/sara.e.munoz Sara Munoz

      Flaming! Heaving! Breathless!

    • Anonymous

      It looks like she is trying to hold it closed in the back, like a hospital gown. Did she just whip it up in the car on the way to the event? Because it looks like it was quickly homemade out of a used satin bedsheet. Sooooooo OUT. 

      • http://profiles.google.com/sara.e.munoz Sara Munoz

        Also, OUT. 

    • Anonymous

      She already has her handcuff pose ready for when the fashion police book her. Damn that’s bad!

    • http://twitter.com/MandySCG MandyJane

      Out (this is my first time voting on one of these things!)

      Maybe her luggage was lost and that was the only thing she could come up with, lol.

      • Anonymous

        Wrapping a hotel towel around her would have been better than this mess.

    • Anonymous

      so sad. so out.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_N3GA2TTX752OYSKBWWXQVFM2HI katie

      the boobs are horrendeous but its the bottom half that’s killing me. Not only can you see the seam allowance on the front of the dress, it also looks like she’s wearing an adult diaper under there. OUT.

      • Anonymous

        The front actually had me thinking it was a jumpsuit at first!  So, so OUT.

        • http://profiles.google.com/sara.e.munoz Sara Munoz

          I thought so too! It would actually be better as a jumpsuit.

    • http://twitter.com/Briadru4 Britney

      Good-fucking-god OUT. Unbelievably tragic. 

    • Anonymous

      Wow.  Just horrendous.

      Also, thank you for the Clue reference.  “Someone had to stop her screaming.”

    • Anonymous

      It would be nice to think she was having a Jean Harlow moment.  But, no, just OUT.  Those wrinkles.

    • Anonymous

      OUT.  I thought the knee-dragging boobs were it, then I saw the wrinkles and panty lines.  From the side view I sorts see where the designer was heading, but once it comes out as THIS, change directions, honey!  I can’t believe the concierge or doorman, or any bystander didn’t suggest she go back up and try again, because this is AWFUL!

    • Anonymous

      Oh, dear god. 

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Lauren-Jean-St-Martin/504251897 Lauren Jean St. Martin

      I can kinda see where they were going with it. I’m saying IN, just for fun.

    • Anonymous

      Out.  That is the saddest dress I have seen in quite a while.  What is with the undergarments?  the draping? the color? the fabric?  It’s all awful.

    • Anonymous

      OUT. I wonder what it looked like on the runway. That may be the most tragic top of a dress I have ever seen, truly. And the wrinkled, nightgowny fabric is certainly not helping. Also, love the Clue reference.

    • Anonymous

      She forgot her gown and just put on the satin bedsheet. So Out.

    • Anonymous

      OUT!!!! Not only does she have deflated boobs.. she has VPL (visible pantie lines).  The horror of it all.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_L6FKGKUXWF6QSWWYAHJZYKKI3E Adrian

      Maybe all the whoring for the movie actually caused her boobs to melt and run down the sides of her body? OUT!

    • http://www.facebook.com/atelierjl Atelier Jimmy Leonardo

      Totally OUT. Such a mess. Even if i close my eyes not seeing the bust, the wrinkled fabric is such an offense. She looked like she slept while wearing that dress. Cheap fabric, bad sewing. Soooo OUT.

    • http://twitter.com/annie_wonder Annie

      I like the way she has her hands behind her back in every photo, she must think it accentuates the boobage-ness of the dress. Clearly it doesn’t. Weird, weird dress.

    • Anonymous

      Is it just my screen or the lighting, or is there a blotch of accidental-looking gray in her hair by her temple? Perhaps a stress spot brought on by the gownfail?

      • Anonymous

        I wondered about that as well. 

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_QCJEZMOV4VYMXC5WJALLZNYEB4 Mari Rose

      Not just no … but HELL NO.

    • http://profiles.google.com/misslauraschultz Laura Schultz

      Yup. OUT. Exactly the reaction that I had. 

    • Anonymous

      I don’t think those are her breasts. Just an unfortunate problem of too much heavy, droopy fabric and awkward draping. And what are all those bumps and puckers around her tummy? Somebody forgot to take out the basting stitches?

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jennifer-Blais/682440192 Jennifer Blais

      Poor girl. I think we should all bow our heads for a moment of silence.

      • MilaXX

        yes, she was doing so well.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_CIPKMOXHLA5KG34HMH55OXHCVM Angel H.

      OUT!

      On the other hand, Optimus Prime looked fantastic.

    • http://twitter.com/annie_wonder Annie

      D’ya think she lost a bet? Only possible explanation.

    • Anonymous

      Oooooh. I’d be interested to see why anyone would vote “in.”

      Out.

      (I like the hair, though! I love partial ponytails!)

    • Anonymous

      Are you kidding me! Why is she wearing a parachute, it’s a wrinkled, drooping boob disaster of a dress. Out!

    • http://www.sineaddoyle.com Sinead

      Lets be fair. It’s entirely possible that the VPL and uber wrinkes were not obvious in the mirror but the harsh photography flash lighting brought them out. There is no excuse for melty boobs though. Ever. 

    • Anonymous

      Out!

      BTW, this reminds me of Santino’s finale collection…

    • Donna Schmidt

      OUT and for the pantie lines too!

    • Anonymous

      O U T.  I mean any dress that takes a perky 20 something and makes her look worse than Magda from Something about Mary is automatically an out.  I mean where are here boobs in this dress?  because they look around her belly button.  Not only should the stylist be flogged, publicly, but the designer should be shunned for designing something so offensive (not only the low boob look, but having something that wrinkles SO terribly on a starlet?).

      Notice in the midline of the dress, you see her VPL too (or her spanx).  Good on you I suppose for wearing panties (because goodness knows satin and moisture aren’t friends), but honey, if you can see your panty lines in your dress?  NO.  

    • AWStevens

      WOW.  This is like being on the Titanic the moment you’re sinking as you wake up on a Monday morning.  Does the woman have a mirror?  Stevie Wonder could do a better styling job… So OUT I am nauseous. 

    • aussiegal77

      YOWZA.  Horrid.  Now all I can think of is that her tits are ACTUALLY down to her knees.  OUT.

    • Anonymous

      She looks like a little girl trying on her mom’s nightgown.  It’s a shame, because she looks pretty from the neck up.

    • Anonymous

      Eww. Where is her steamer??? Why the sad sack sagging??? Are those pantie lines in front?
      OUT.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Linda-Harris/1358701372 Linda Harris

      Out, looks like Carol Burnett in Sunset Blvd

      • Anonymous

        Nora Desmond!!!

    • Anonymous

      So OUT she’s inside out.

    • MilaXX

      OUT Obviously. This dress makes her look both saggy and boobless at the same time, not to mention being a wrinkled mess.

    • Anonymous

      OUT. what kind of horrible karmic debt inspired this? It boggles the mind.
       

    • http://bloggertobenamedlater.com/ Jean

      That is spectacularly unfortunate. Out.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=548830913 Darien Nevulti LeDisko

      I’d vote in just because i loved the eyes closed comment…but OUT.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1245406754 Tracey Magyar

      Flames….flames from the side of my face! One of my fav movie quotes. I use it atleast once a week at work. Or, when yelling at my husband or kid. Love it!

    • Anonymous

      Interesting that there is NO DESIGNER credited for this boob-melting, wrinkled wtf? is that a train?? FUBAR of a dress.

      Oops, I see that Chloe is credited! She might wish she weren’t.

    • Anonymous

      I’m reminded of Drew Barrymore’s closing words on her Inside the Actor’s Studio appearance: “Saggy boobies, yay!”

    • Anonymous

      This is what happens when you piss off your stylist.  No joke.  Many years ago when I was in theatre, I saw more than one snarky actress fall victim to her own rudeness.  Lighting designers, makeup artists, and costume designers yield a silent power.

    • https://profiles.google.com/104791269167429064986 Judy S

      It looks to me like a vintage piece in size XXL that’s been scrunched up in the back so that it fits her midriff, but nothing else. Belonged to Harlow? Colbert? Whosever it was, she can’t fill their, um, shoes. Also the seam down the middle of her chest is disturbing. OUT.

    • Anonymous

      That’s hideous! OUT

    • http://twitter.com/merrigator merrigator

      She decided to wear the dress that makes her looks like she’s got saggy ones???  I don’t understand!

    • Anonymous

      OUT:  Horrid!  “Hysterical blindness?”  LOL!!!

    • Anonymous

      OUT. No contest. WTF?!

    • http://readyinfive.blogspot.com Lexie

      I really love her make-up here, but the dress is a wrinkled mess. The necklace doesn’t help. Out!

    • Anonymous

      I have no words to describe how bad this is.  It would be easier to say what I liked about it.  Which is nothing.  There are no redeeming qualities.  And what’s with her face?  She looks plastic.

      Out.

    • Joyce VG

      This dress is a disaster. OUT.

    • http://profiles.google.com/shannonlstewart Shannon Stewart

      OUT!  Who thought blousing fabric in that fashion could possibly be a good idea?

    • http://twitter.com/kmc1138 Kathleen Coyle

      This looks like someone wrapped Kirstie Alley in a dirty bed sheet, took it off while retaining the shape, and then slapped it on Rosie.  OUT.  Outoutoutoutoutoutout.  Out.

    • http://twitter.com/Raiphin Raiphin Hunter

      MY BOOBS ARE MELTING! MY BOOBS ARE MEEELTTTIIIINGGGGG!

    • http://profiles.google.com/thisiscelia Celia

      Flapjacks! Wrinkly satin! Odd underwear lines! What is going on?!?

    • http://profiles.google.com/ballinger.jl Jessica Ballinger

      I CAN’T EVEN.

      out out out out out 

    • http://twitter.com/emiliohodoggio Emily H

      OUT, so out I have to run away.

    • Michelle Prahl

      I can deal with sloppy boobs. What I can not deal with is a wrinkled train. NO EXCUSE YOUNG LADY.  I think all red carpet events need to have a tent set up, so you get out of the car, take that picture, then go into the tent where there is a gay with a steamer, a makeup gay, and a hair gay, all to fluff you back up from the car ride. Because apparently, limos = fashion death. 

    • Anonymous

      OUT. Some stylist had a total vendetta against her!

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=49702581 Susan Bullard Mayer

      Errrr…….

    • Anonymous

      I voted with my eyes closed because it does sound like fun but the horridness still managed to make it past my eyelids and completely wreck the LASIK surgery I had. OUT! And thanks for blinding me, RHW.

    • Anonymous

      I voted with my eyes closed because it does sound like fun but the horridness still managed to make it past my eyelids and completely wreck the LASIK surgery I had. OUT! And thanks for blinding me, RHW.

    • Anonymous

      Not only is it drab, shiny, wrinkly, and adds 60 years to her body but because of it’s shine and wrinkledness it also appears to be dirty.  As in some ham-handed assistant came in after doing some gardening with no gloves on and ran their hands over the entire length of the garment in the wrinkled spots to smooth it, thus giving it a thin coating of grunge.  That bodice is inexplicable.

      OUT!

    • Anonymous

      Not only is it drab, shiny, wrinkly, and adds 60 years to her body but because of it’s shine and wrinkledness it also appears to be dirty.  As in some ham-handed assistant came in after doing some gardening with no gloves on and ran their hands over the entire length of the garment in the wrinkled spots to smooth it, thus giving it a thin coating of grunge.  That bodice is inexplicable.

      OUT!

    • http://www.facebook.com/sorana.tarmu Sorana Tarmu

      Oh man, this is sooo OUT.

    • http://www.facebook.com/sorana.tarmu Sorana Tarmu

      Oh man, this is sooo OUT.

    • Anonymous

      what the f***ity-f***-f***!  Does she own a mirror?

    • Anonymous

      OUT

    • http://profiles.google.com/sara.e.parker Sara Parker

      Well, I love her hair.

      What’s funny about this dress is I feel so bad for her… as in, as I sit at my laptop I am pitying a Victoria Secret model prancing down red carpets in couture.  What hath Chloe wrought?

      Oh, an in case it was unclear: OUUUUUUUUT

    • Anonymous

      As my Norwegian grandmother says, “Uff da!” Which roughly translates as OUT!

    • Judy_J

      I can’t wait to see what happens when this appears on Fashion Police (and you know it will!)

    • Anonymous

      OUT. But I like her hair.

    • Anonymous

      Yikes. I tried to close my eyes, but wasn’t fast enough!  OUT!

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_OYMPLGS7S7467GQMKEWJDJ3N4A Deb

      Carol Burnett looked better than this when she was dressed as “Norma Desmond” with tennis ball boobs.

    • Anonymous

      Oh no! Saggy Boob Syndrom! Don’t touch her, or you might contract it! Out!

    • Anonymous

      I had to laugh to keep from crying.  OUT

    • http://www.facebook.com/fiddlecub Kevin VanOrd

      Wrong as wrong can be. Even if you could get past the boobs, what’s up with the “I look like I have been perforated down the middle” necklace? The wrinkles? The bulging at the hips? The sad seam at the bottom? No designer would want to take credit for this dress–and no woman would want to be photographed in it.  

      OUT.

    • http://twitter.com/mollynoodles Molly Harrington

      Good God. OUT OUT OUT.

    • narita_rayna

      SO OUT! shes the hottest girl in the world right now & that dress is the saddest, most pathetic bed sheet mess they could have wrapped her up in.   

    • Anonymous

      The skirt is fine (except for the wrinkling).  It’s the complete sag of the bodice of the dress that doesn’t fit with the overal rest of the styling.  Tighten up the bodice while paring it down and it would have looked quite nice on a very attractive woman.  As it is, it looks like she is wearing a dress culled from the closet of Margaret Rutherford.

    • Anonymous

      The nicest thing I can say is that it’s really neat that they shipped a big Optimus Prime Peterbilt all the way to Japan.  As for granny’s sexy nightgown… **OUT**!!!

    • http://profiles.google.com/dchockeyguy Trevor Burroughs

      Chloe needs to have her sewing machine taken away, or something similar.  I looked at the dress and was like “what’s up with those boobs?” I don’t even LIKE boobs and I know better.

    • http://twitter.com/herong Heron

      Yes, I killed Yvette.  I hated her dress SOOOOOO much that flames, flames! On the sides of my face . . . breathing . . .

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_64HSRZWCSJ5RBFGCWDLFQOICYM G

      We need Betty White to set her straight. 
      The boobs, the wrinkles and the undergarment issue… or whatever that is in pic #1….  Don’t especially like her hair like that either.

      OUT
       OUT
        OUT

    • Anonymous

      It’s nothing short of shocking. The bodice looks as if it were made so she could carry her two chihuahuas in it.

      O.U.TTTTT!

    • http://twitter.com/Merneith Merneith

      Out. And why is she wearing invisible handcuffs?

    • http://aimeewrites.com AimeeWrites

      Good Lord.  Just goes to show that cute, perky boobs are wasted on the young.

      • Lisa

        Bwahahahaaha!!!  Excellent!

    • Anonymous

      I have to quote you boys on this one:
      OUT! “Fire” her stylist?! She needs to shove that queen out of a plane!

    • maddy lucas

      This is just baffling, why on earth would anyone wear that thing?  OUT!

    • Anonymous

      Everything that could go wrong has gone wrong.  Even the hair (the worst possible style for this whatever-it-is ‘garment’).

      • margaret meyers

        And such a nice color — over-laundered grey.

    • http://twitter.com/democracydiva Democracy Diva

      Not only is this an OUT, but the only reason a woman wears something like this is because she thinks she can. And Rosie, you might be one of the prettiest flowers on the red carpet, but no one – not even you – is hot enough to wear this FUG of a dress!

    • Anonymous

      What is she using for underpants?  Whatever it is, it seems to be bunched up, maybe to serve as a reservoir for her melting boobs.

    • http://twitter.com/#!/Space_Kitty Space Kitty

      wut

    • Anonymous

      Fuckin’ OUT.

      My boobs look better than that, and I’m 50.

      • Lisa

        47 over here, sister – I hear ya!

    • Anonymous

      Fuckin’ OUT.

      My boobs look better than that, and I’m 50.

    • http://twitter.com/younglibrarian Katie Dunneback

      OUT!! My first thought was “sweet baby jeebus, her boobs are melting!”

    • margaret meyers

      Remember that puppet, Madame?  Used to hang with Wayland Flowers. Accent on the “hang?” 
      Her boobs would have filled this dress out nicely.

    • Anonymous

      God, that is an awful dress.  Satin is really no womans friend, is it?  Wrinkled, puckerd, sad, lumpy, droopy, pick one or use them all.  It’s a wreck.

    • Anonymous

      I’m trying to figure out if it would have been fine (or if no one would have noticed the boob situation) if the V-neck weren’t so wide and deep, exposing the whole sad story. 

      • Anonymous

        I take that back — I didn’t notice the flappy droopy pouches right at the waist, which give the impression that they are boobs continued much much lower. Nothing could have saved this. 

    • Anonymous

      My boobs are MEEEELLLTIIINNNNG!!!!
      OUT.

    • http://twitter.com/margo8461 Marguerite

      Out. Why wear a dress that makes you look like your full-figured great grandmother when she unhooks her bra after dinner and lets the girls hang free and low. Fire the stylist and any others involved in the decision to let her out of her hotel room in this dress.

    • Anonymous

      Holy crap, her boobs are melting!

      Out.  Just out.

      • Christine Campbell

        This was my very first thought when I looked at the picture – good god, her boobs are literally sliding away…..

    • Grace Ritt

      I mean what is with that necklace? And, you know, everything else. OUT.

      • margaret meyers

        I was so distrated by all the lip plumper that I missed that necklace.  What a stunning effect that achieves.

    • Anonymous

      Absolutely OUT – there is nothing about that dress that fits her.

    • Lisa

      Well, she’s completely OUT, but TLo is IN for the Madeline Khan filmclip!  But yes, the look is horrible – it doesn’t even remotely fit, and it looks like she slept in it for a week.

    • http://www.facebook.com/Nestor.Chocolato NesTtor Chocolato

      ou

    • http://twitter.com/A_SmallFry AC

      This is god awful. OUT!

    • Anonymous

      OUT, of course. But at least I have the picture in my head of Madeline Kahn “Boobs! Boobs on the side of your dress!” Thanks for the clip, loved her!

    • http://www.deathbywhippedcream.com/ Addis R. Pérez

      “I’m voting with my eyes closed, just for fun!”

      LOL

      P.S. Out!

    • http://www.myblackfriendsays.com myblackfriendsays

      In. Though after skimming the comments, I can see that I am in the serious minority.

    • http://twitter.com/warontara Tara

      Oh honey…..out.

    • Anonymous

      OUT. That bodice is just . . . inexplicable.

      Who the hell made that dress? Her 13 year old cousin who is a “very talented seamstress for her age”? I want to see it on a model on the runway or in an ad to see if it’s SUPPOSED to look like that because, you know, that woman has a model’s body/is a model and it is . .  just . . . inexplicable.

      Someone hates her AND has a strange power over her.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1511310208 Lee Reece

      Out…. oh, the titscrepancy!

      • Christine Campbell

        I feel like there’s room for an entire other celeb set of head/neck/decolletage to fill in the enormous gap between rosie’s chin and where the dress should fit a woman’s body.  and that is not a good feeling. 

    • Anonymous

      out

    • Anonymous

      out

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_PHBN5RJ6BJHC72S22IIP3J437E Jae

      She looks like an ad for the $99 sale at Davis Bridal…

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=610791985 Aniela Marie Perry

      awful. no. out.

    • Anonymous

      She looks so gorgeous from the neck up–hair and makeup are beautiful– that it seems impossible she could get an OUT, but there you have it.  That dress is unsightly. 

    • Emily Roach

      I can’t believe you’re even asking! =) OUT

    • Anonymous

      I dont mind the neckline at all. She is young and fit and the back explains the front. But it looks like she slept in it. Out.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_3CGY36NG25QFIZQOLMH7SQTKLU andrew

      Out, of course.  And as someone asked below, what is with the arm placement?  Why is she posing with her arms behind her back as if she were being held hostage? And that necklace tragedy?  The dress is the worst part of the mess, but nothing is working here.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Laurie-S-Neilsen/775114982 Laurie S. Neilsen

      OUT. Sweetie, you work for Victoria’s Secret. If they don’t have a bra that works with that dress, no one does.

    • Anonymous

      OUT!  But at least she’s wearing panties.  You can see the panty lines quite clearly!  :D

    • Anonymous

      I didn’t even have to open the clip to hear the line.  And it was good.  The line, not the dress.  That thing needs to be melted down.

    • http://twitter.com/rachelruthlee Rachel Lee

      Oh god what awful material. It looks like her luggage was burned and she had to pin together some cheap satin scrounged from the hotel room. 

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1214755227 Meira Niibori

      I’ve always thought that that neckline+waistline combo makes ANYONE who wears it look like their boobs are melting and sliding sideways off their chest.  Rosie’s apparently no exception to that rule.  OUT OUT OUT.

    • Anonymous

      This chick is cracked out.  OUT

    • Christine Campbell

      WHAT has happened here? It looks like she left a hospital (a glam one, mind you) after a chest area cosmetic procedure still wearing the chest drains and the dress was hastily styled to cover them (never minding where her boobs are).  Then across the back, we have some sort of panels coming back across side to front and then apparently TUCKED INTO and BUNCHED UP in her waist area. 

      This added to the unfortunate wrinkly draped unintentional? malformed pleat down low give the illusion of a flowy, lunatic pantsuit from the front and a half-open hospital lingerie-like gown caught in a car door from the back. 

      Quite something, actually.  Oh did I mention – OUT?

    • Christine Campbell

      WHAT has happened here? It looks like she left a hospital (a glam one, mind you) after a chest area cosmetic procedure still wearing the chest drains and the dress was hastily styled to cover them (never minding where her boobs are).  Then across the back, we have some sort of panels coming back across side to front and then apparently TUCKED INTO and BUNCHED UP in her waist area. 

      This added to the unfortunate wrinkly draped unintentional? malformed pleat down low give the illusion of a flowy, lunatic pantsuit from the front and a half-open hospital lingerie-like gown caught in a car door from the back. 

      Quite something, actually.  Oh did I mention – OUT?

    • Anonymous

      HAH! some more…you guys are on fire today..which is a good thing as that dress should BURN! make it go away, that poor girl….

    • Anonymous

      OUT. Saggy tits.

    • http://www.manoneileen.com Manon Eileen

      This is a too obvious out, guys :p

    • Anonymous

      OUT!!!!! The worst she dressed ever!

    • Anonymous

      The crazy thing is that you can clearly see that her actual upper frontals are about 8 inches above where the dress makes them look like they are. And is she wearing dark hipster panties under that white dress? It can’t just be a shadow.

    • Anonymous

      Dress: Out.

      Referencing Madeline Kahn: In.

    • Anonymous

      Dress: Out.

      Referencing Madeline Kahn: In.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_C65IT4K6RYN4TWRMFJOI3VUDAI Olechka Milashka

      First thing I thought when I looked at the first picture “why are her boobs so droopy?”  Horrid!!!
      OUT

    • Anonymous

      I’m so over this girl. She does nothing for me.

    • Anonymous

      WTF happened here.

    • http://twitter.com/werwanderflugen Preston Orr

      Armond White

    • Caitlyn Hamilton

      Oh good god out. There is nothing redeeming about this look. Just horrible.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Catherine-Rhodes/602850414 Catherine Rhodes

      OUT

    • Patricia Biswanger

      OUT.