We’re getting a little tired of being gentle with this one and offering hosannas to the slightest move outside of her tiny little comfort zone. It’s time to get bitchy again.
But not too bitchy. We really love that dress on her. She’s made some missteps along the way lately, but she’s clearly trying to change up the silhouette. Gone are the strapless bathtowels; she’s been working fuller skirts to great effect and even manages to get her arms in some sleeves every now and then. This has a great shape and looks fantastic on her. It’s typically colorless but we don’t mind so much because the dress has some interesting details like the braiding and the glittery pattern all over it. Hair and makeup is very soft and pretty, earning our approval. It’s THOSE FREAKING SHOES that are giving us migraines. Can we just take a moment and use all our bitchy blogging powers to say? Ew. Seriously. Those are “ew” shoes; somewhere between a post-surgery wrap and a corrective shoe with a stilleto heel. Those bitches are just plain UGLY.
IN! That dress is gorgeous and the shoes are interesting!
OUT! Another colorless frock and shoes that look like foot hammocks!
The Minion Opinion for yesterday’s I/O posts were as follows:
Emma Stone’s hiptastic dress got an OUT.
Marisa Tomei’s twisted, draped neutral got an IN.
[Photo Credit: Gareth Cattermole/Getty Images, elle.com]