We feel bad for what we did to Emma yesterday. Of course, it wasn’t our fault she was dressed like a deranged clown/Avon lady. We’re merely the bitches who opinionated on that disastrous look. Since she has no doubt spent most of the last day crying into her pillow over how mean we all were to her, we thought we’d give her a chance to redeem herself.
Christian Louboutin Metal-Stiletto Suede Pump
She has a pretty amazing face. Depending on her hair color and how her makeup is applied, she can look like a totally different person each time. That’s a great trick to have in your arsenal as an actor. We mention this because her face was the first thing we noticed. Love the hair and makeup. And despite our issues with lace and its ubiquity in fashion right now, we mostly like this dress on her. The black lace makes a nice contrast with her lacquered red hair and pale skin. The shoes are appropriately fierce. But what is going on around her hips there? Everytime we see some dress with weird shit going on around the hips we think it’s meant to serve as hidden storage. She looks like she’s carrying one of those camp chairs that fold up like an umbrella in her skirt. Maybe she was afraid she wouldn’t get a seat in the theater and thought it best to bring her own. We love the look but the jutting hips are ruining it for us.
The Jutting Hips would make a great name for a punk band of plus-sized gals.
IN! It’s gorgeous and sophisticated!
OUT! I can’t see anything but her hips!
Oh, and if it wasn’t obvious already, Emma’s Ringling Bros. couture of yesterday received a very loud OUT from the bitter kittens.
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