It’s times like these when we really feel like we’re doing God’s work here by bitching at unseen stylists for falling down on the job. Because when a girl as pretty as Emma Stone goes out in public in a multi-thousand dollar borrowed outfit chosen for her by a self-proclaimed expert and she looks like this:
Somebody needs to get sued.
Oh, you silly stylists. When will you learn that some items look good on a runway worn by a hungry model for 3 minutes but don’t necessarily work on people who aren’t thin for a living. Even if they’re almost as thin. Airbags on the hips? Save it for the editorials; no woman can make that work without either airbrushing or a strict diet of meals the size of a baby’s hand.
Not that Emma can’t make this work because she’s not thin enough. Heavens, no. It’s just that this dress is unflattering in a rather aggressive way (Waist? What waist? Look at my inflated hips instead!) and unless she’s willing to spend the night popping and locking like a runway model (and only spending a few minutes in view at a time), it’s never gonna work on her.
Also, stylists? “NUDE” SHOES DO NOT GO WITH EVERYTHING. They merely don’t clash with anything and that’s a huge difference that most of you don’t seem to get.
IN! It’s sassy and bright! Lay off her!
OUT! I just want to cover her in a blanket and get her away from those mean photographers!
The Minion Opinion on Rosie Huntington-Whitely’s runaway boobs dress was a loud and near-unanimous OUT, which pleases us.
[Photo Credit: Jemal Countess and Stephen Lovekin/Getty Images, elle.com]