Dolce & Gabbana Party in London

Posted on July 18, 2011

You guys, there was a Dolce & Gabbana party hosted by Net-a-Porter and Mr. Porter at Westfield in London and none of us were invited. Let’s be bitter about it and rag on all the attendees. Or some of the attendees. The attendees most likely to get us hits.

Hit it, bitches.

Kelly Osbourne

Feh. Disappointing. Everything about this look – from the biker jacket to the cross to the satin-y Morticia dress – looks like it was stolen from someone else. It all looks tired. Shame on you, Kelly. You’re supposed to be fresh-faced and fabulous all the time now. Or, at the very least, you should be fresh-faced and fabulous at a D&G party.

 

Naomi Campbell

It’s an okay dress, but man, do we hate those sandals. And we’re never gonna get behind the idea of women wearing big, clunky men’s watches.

 

Queen Latifah

Your majesty, we have no idea what we’re looking at here. Why are you wearing a men’s shirt that’s obviously way too tight on you? What’s with the pushed-up jacket sleeves and the non-pushed-up shirtsleeves? How about you get a men-style dress shirt that fits you correctly and not push up the sleeves on your jacket? Won’t that be nice, your highness? Because otherwise, we kind of dig this look on you. You just need to rethink some of the details.

 

Solange Knowles

Is it us or does she look like a castmate on A Different World? Because this is straight-up 1992.

 

[Photo by Gareth Cattermole/Getty Images]

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000217636010 Christie Abney

      A Different World…HA!!!

    • Anonymous

      I was thinking more of the Cosby show, but Different World works. Queen L is the only one working it. 

      • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_6QWKRI2CKY5KXCQPX3XIZONWTE Michael

        but what’s up with the fit (or lack of fit) on Queen L’s pants? The crotch area is a mess, the zipper doesn’t even stay up.

        • http://www.GiftedCollector.com Nancy Abrams

          Queen Latifah apparently forgot that she had gained a few extra pounds and dressed from the skinny clothes side of her closet.

      • http://profiles.google.com/thisiscelia Celia

        Me too, Cosby for sure.

      • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_C6S4YGPE23GBCYHW5UQWHFKB3A Debra C

        I see more Lauryn Hill from Sister Act 2

        • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_HXGIQGVFKRD23QPTOQX4Y4DVUY Rachel

          I thought the exact same thing! Luckily for Lauryn, her beauty and voice canceled out the horrific fashion displayed in that movie. The same can’t be said for poor Solange in this picture. She looks like she lost a bet.

    • http://twitter.com/miggylol Miggy!

      I commented just yesterday to a friend that I was getting some unpleasant 1993 flashbacks from the lipstick+lipliner combinations I’ve seen around recently. I really don’t need to revisit those years!

    • http://twitter.com/miggylol Miggy!

      I commented just yesterday to a friend that I was getting some unpleasant 1993 flashbacks from the lipstick+lipliner combinations I’ve seen around recently. I really don’t need to revisit those years!

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_2SYNWNMDUBJBJL66NUNMGZEIDI AnonMom

      It’s kind of sad when Queen Latifah looks better than Naomi Campbell.  No disrespect to Queen Latifah, but come on, Naomi…

    • Anonymous

      What’s the label on Kelly Osborne’s boob?

    • Aaron Blair

      You’re right on the money about Solange.  It pains me that she dresses so cracktastically, most of the time, because I’m actually a big fan of her music, and the weird clothing is usually referred to with unoriginal jokes about how she has to dress strangely because she has no talent and that’s the only way she can pull any attention away from Beyonce.  She is no Beyonce, but she’s a talented singer and songwriter with a quirky sense of style, only, unfortunately, her idea of quirk tends toward the ugly.  She’s not doing herself any favors by dressing like Angela Bassett’s limo driving character from Strange Days, if she forgot to take off her pajama pants before work.

      • Anonymous

        I love Solange Knowles too, it sucks that she doesn’t get as much attention as Bebe, because honestly I really don’t like her sister’s voice–it reminds me too much of a bleating goat to me. I’ve always preferred SK’s, including her weird quirky style. Hey, not everybody may get it, but she’s doing what she loves.

        As for THIS outfit however, it doesn’t remind me so much of a Different World as it does Lauryn Hill from Sister Act.

      • MilaXX

        THIS. Solange is a bit off center, but sadly it’s mostly her misses that make the main stream press. Sometimes she gets it right. I like her hippy chick style, and shot gun wedding aside, her kid is seriously cute.

      • Jennifer Coleman

        You insult Angela Bassett’s Strange Days character with that remark! She didn’t do odd prints or matching lips and nails. I’m thinking this is more of a Janet Jackson in Poetic Justice ensemble. 

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=668425491 Daniela ‘Dani’ Weiss-Bronstein

      What does it say on Kelly’s boob?

    • http://twitter.com/margo8461 Marguerite

      I kind of like the Queen’s look. Agree with your critique, but for some reason I think she pulls it off.  The hair, the jewelry, the sunglasses – I think she rocks the look – pushed up sleeves notwithstanding.  The rest of the girls missed the mark. Totally agree that poor Solange looks like her outfit came from the Different World costume vault.

      • http://profiles.google.com/thisiscelia Celia

        Latifah almost pulls it off, the idea is great, it’s just the execution that’s off.

    • http://profiles.google.com/adj.blair Adriana Blair

      Whoah, Kelly and Solange look PISSED.

    • http://profiles.google.com/rociosaurio Rocío Vázquez

      What’s that little square in Kelly’s boob?

    • Anonymous

      How, how, HOW can anybody make Naomi Campbell look thick around the middle???  And don’t talk to me about camera angles!

      I love Queen Latifah but this makes her look like a football player.  no no no no

    • Anonymous

      Kelly looks like she’s trying on another persona.  Maybe an old one?

      Did Ms. Campbell forget her shoes and borrow someone’s?

      Queen Latifah had an interesting idea that didn’t pan out.

      A Different World! – one I’d rather not revisit.

    • Jessica Rowe

      I hate it all.  

    • Anonymous

      Queen Latifah looks great when you can’t see below her elbows, but her pants, top and jacket are ill-fitting. She looks a little too “business meeting” for my liking, but she’s the best of this bunch. What the hell is wrong with Solange?!? She looks disappointed in herself.

    • Anonymous

      I understand any of this.

    • Anonymous

      I understand any of this.

    • Anonymous

      I think Queen Latifah is a very beautiful woman and I love this outfit on her, except of course for the poor fit of the shirt and the odd choice about the sleeves.

    • Anonymous

      I love the way gleaming white teeth contrast with dark skin, but Naomi’s apparently French tipped toenails contrast in not a good way.

    • Anonymous

      I kinda like Kelly’s look here, for her.  It’s unfinished  but maybe she did the coco channel thing and took off the wrong item. or one item too many.  but I like the basis of what she has going.
      naomi – french-tip toes put the wrong finishing touch on this.
      QL – such a face and attitude that I forgive almost everything that doesn’t fit.  exception: clasp on the pants. 
      SK – flashing back to Level 42 concert, with Flock of Seagulls opening. or vice versa.  too many poppers.

    • http://profiles.google.com/misslauraschultz Laura Schultz

      I think Kelly Osbourne looks great. Otherwise, agreed. 

    • Anonymous

      Why is Kelly channeling 1980s Madonna?
      Why is Solange channeling a 1980s secretary? (Except for the dozens of braids atop her head–‘way too many)
      Why are the Queen’s jacket sleeves channeling “Miami Vice?” And why is she wearing Sans-A-Belt slacks?

      I’m getting a sick feeling in my stomach over all this 80s revival. It’s an era that should be allowed to remain on the gurney, beneath a sheet. Please put the paddles down. There is no need to revive this!

      • http://profiles.google.com/sara.e.munoz Sara Munoz

        My first thought was Madonna, too! Then I remembered Kelly is the spokesmodel for the Material Girl clothing line…

        • http://www.GiftedCollector.com Nancy Abrams

          I think Kelly is channeling her father.

    • Anonymous

      A real mis-step for Ms. Osbourne.  Naomi, whatever, bitch just wants a diamond filled gift bag.  Queen Latifah!  Dana, can I call you Dana?  I feel like we are friends because I worship you.  Listen to the boys, they are right (this time…), switch up some details and this look is FAB for you!
      Solange just looks pissed her sister is STILL hogging all the news cycles.

    • Anonymous

      I am in London right now and all I can say is, women here have more fun with fashion than anywhere else I’ve ever been. There’s a lot of miss in the hit-or-miss risk-taking but it sure is FUN. And there’s a WHOLE lotta 80’s revival. I love Latifah’s look. And I love Kelly, too. 

      • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_T24URKJGBLJQPBWCRPU37IIHLU Krab Louse

        What?  There isn’t an 80s revival over in the US?  I thought all that trickled over here from New York and LA.  

    • Anonymous

      Wait. Naomi Campbell’s dress. HIDD-EEE-US. I was too busy grimacing at the shoes to notice the vile frock.

    • http://robot-heart.tumblr.com heartbot

      Naomi Campbell looks like an upscale soccer mom at a Sunday brunch.

    • http://twitter.com/#!/Space_Kitty Space Kitty

      None of this reflects very well on Dolce & Gabbana.

    • Anonymous

      Oh God this means those super-long super-skinny cheap belts with a thousand silver snaps are about to come back big. 

    • narita_rayna

      LOL on solange. you are dead right. my first thought was a sad terrence trent d’arby.

      kelly gets a pass from me on the gothy rock chick thing, since shes still the daughter of black sabbath.

      queen latifah looks pretty freakin fabulous to me.  it’s definitely her style & she looks like she loves it.

      but there is no excuse for miss naomi mother fucking campbell to be dressed like a suburban mom. or at the very least, a suburban drag queen >.> 

    • Anonymous

      Solange is totally rocking it Milli Vanilli style. I can’t explain why I love it, but I do. 

      I welcome ugly 90’s clothes with open arms. It’s so needed right now.

    • Anonymous

      I kinda dig Kelly’s outfit! Unfortunately, I think she looks more than tired- she looks wasted, which would be super unfortunate b/c I know she’s a recovering addict. I’m hoping she’s just tired, but her eyes tell a story.

      I also sort of like Solange’s outfit. Yes, the early-90s flashbacks are slightly painful, but at least she’s working a look, which is more than I can say for most people on the red carpet.

    • Anonymous

      Actually, I often like the look of a man’s watch on a woman!

    • Jennifer Hofstetter

      Okay, so while she may not have brought any real style, I have to say Kelly Osborne finally looks effortless.  It’s weird.  She used to look like a rocker’s kid.  Then she moved on to glam, but it always seemed to me like her glam looks were kind of forced.  I sort of believe her here.  She looks more naturally her here, I guess is what I’m trying to say.

      • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_T24URKJGBLJQPBWCRPU37IIHLU Krab Louse

        I think she looks really uncomfortable and when she looks most natural is when she’s not trying to fit herself into some image.  When she’s dressed in an “indie” style with all her tattoos showing and “odd” coloured hair is when she looks most like “her.”  Here, she looks like she is trying to “change her image” and “put on a sexy look.”  The whole things looks posed.  I cringed when I saw this photo. 

    • Anonymous

      A Different World…LOL FTW!! All she needs are some Dwayne Wayne glasses and it’s like everything from 1992 to the present didn’t happen.

    • http://twitter.com/enuma enuma

      Solange looks like Jada Pinkett Smith wearing a In Living Color-era T’Keyah Crystal Keymáh Halloween costume.

    • Brendan Foehr

      Solange Knowles IS MILLI AND VANILLI in a brand new lifetime feature.

    • Lisa

      We read each other’s minds!  Before I even read your Solange Knowles comment, I immediately thought, “Denise Huxtable!”

      And everyone else is just meh at best, which pains me to say about Kelly Osborne!

      • Anonymous

        Oh, no, honey! Denise would’ve never been caught dead in those stretch pants. Girl was far too fierce for that look.

    • Anonymous

      Is that Naomi Campbell or Betty Rubble?  I just can’t tell.

    • Judy_J

      Kelly O looks like she needs a good night’s sleep.  Burning the candle at both ends doesn’t seem to agree with her.

    • Erica Dobbs

      My god, Kelly looks like Ozzy in this photo…

    • aussiegal77

      Kelly Osbourne – pregnant and pissed off?  Naomi Campbell – loved it until I saw the shoes, then I fainted from the ugly.  Queen Latifah – agree with TLo, fix the fit of the shirt, roll down the jacket (maybe even just ditch it?) and change the shoes and we’ve got a winner.  Solange – HAHAHAHAHAHHA!! Crap-tastic.

      • aussiegal77

        Ooh also….note to Queen Latifah – get pants that fit.  Please.  

    • http://twitter.com/A_SmallFry AC

      Naomi’s wig looks a bit crooked.

    • Anonymous

      Uh oh; Kelly’s pulling a Jekyll/Hyde number on us. This does not bode well. I think everyone looks pretty darn unattractive.

      • Anonymous

        PS–is that a bandaid (boobdaid) on her boob or a Chinese cookie fortune she pasted on there?

      • Anonymous

        I know! What has happened to glammed-up Fashion Police Kelly? I think she’s slippin’ back, y’all. And I agree, EVERYONE looks particularly unattractive and not too thrilled to be there. 

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Micaela-Cannon/1465504041 Micaela Cannon

      I work at a watch store, and I gotta tell ya large chunky watches are IN boys. Most designers are actually leaning towards unisex watches, that’s what Michael Kors is doing. It’s kind of interesting, some people absolutely LOVE it, and some people seem almost offended by it.

    • http://www.myblackfriendsays.com myblackfriendsays

      solange looks like a poor man’s tracy chapman.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_3AJ237ND3GAHDQJZ4TLCO4WLRA Emily

      Queen is working it, she looks great, but can’t disagree with the shirtsleeves comment.  I just can’t get over how naomi aged herself – she looks like and octogenarian — is the shoes?  I can’t tell…

    • Anonymous

      A Different World, yep. Poor Solange, clueless.
      Kelly’s look, well I don’t hate it like you guys do. It’s not great but it’s not completely horrible.
      Naomi, where did all your fierceness go? 
      If the shirt fit properly Queen Latifah would’ve knocked it out of the park. So close.

    • scottyf

      Are we sure this wasn’t the Dolce & Gabbana Knockoff Party?

      As for Solange?

      Cut her a break y’all! Look, she’s got to meet the gang at the Peach Pit to study. And she’s got an interview with Mr. Gains for a waitressing shift.

      • Anonymous

        I have to admit, Whitley’s transparent maneuverings, her Sorority Barbie clothes and her unbelievable (to me, anyway, spent middle & high school in NC and didn’t know any really rich girls, black or white) accent were soothing to me in the way I hear older people talk about finding Leave it to Beaver soothing.    Even though, by the time that show came on, I was way too old for it, being well past college age.  Jasmine Guy just made me laugh.

    • http://profiles.google.com/psykid42 Christopher Brathwaite

      I was actually thinking one of the kids in Sister Act 2, but a Different World is far better

    • Anonymous

      “Is it us or does she look like a castmate on A Different World? Because this is straight-up 1992.”

      WORD.

    • Anonymous

      I would turn for Queen Latifa

      • Anonymous

        Oops.  I mean Latifah

    • Anonymous

      Kinda weird when Naomi Campbell is the cheeriest-looking one in the bunch.

      (And please don’t hurt me — I like those shoes.)

    • http://profiles.google.com/thisiscelia Celia

      Kelly Osbourne almost looks great here, though she has yet to find a hairstyle that works for her. I’d prefer it if she ditched the sourpuss expression and cross necklace, replace with some long chains or thin metallic scarf, and if she switched it up with a colored clutch.

    • Desarae Stocker

      Solange looks like Jada Pinkett Smith in Menace II Society…

    • Anonymous

      wow, how boring. I do like Queen Latifah’s strange styling, although 70s sleeves-under-sleeves don’t really work with the man suit. The wrinkles may look more deliberate and stylish IRL. 

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_6PUVFQ7YCZZFZRIER6BEJ4HVYE Amye

      Queen L might be working it, but she’s working it terribly.

      Personally, I love Kelly’s outfit.  It’s wrong for a D&G event, but she looks fabulous.  It doesn’t seem tired at all.  I haven’t seen that look in awhile, so nothing wrong with going back to it temporarily.

    • http://www.facebook.com/alexandra.pimenta Alexandra Gama Lima Pimenta

      Kelly is totally paying homage to Ozzy. No question. 

      Also, for a sec, I thought Knowles was Will Smith’s daughter. lol. And some ‘retro’ looks just aren’t as cool as people think. Jeez, lady.

    • MilaXX

      Kelly Osborne – I know it’s a change from her previous look, but I’m kinda digging the dirty, rocker look she’s wearing here.
      Naomi – I’m not feeling this. It looks like something her mother would wear. I expect more fierceness from Naomi. I have to admit though, I have always loved a chunky watch. In fact I only have one woem’s watch and I rarely wear it because I think it looks too delicate.
      Queen Lateefah – I could forgive the shirt being too tight if she had rolled the shirt sleeves up to match the jacket.
      Solange – The look you are thinking of is how Jada Pinkett looked when she was on A Different World. Solange’s braids, however, are inspired by Janet Jackson’s look in Poetic Justice. She looks a hot mess here. I’m a fan of the bright lip, but it isn’t working here. I saw another pic of her this morning where she looked much better. I prefer her own natural fro. She’s tall and thin, the box braids that Janet wore in Poetic Justice worked for her because  1)It was the 80’s (or was it the 90’s?), and 2) Janet has a fuller face and balanced out the look better.

    • MilaXX

      Sadly a lot of us sat for 12+ hours getting those box braids installed.

      • Anonymous

        As my mother used to say “You must suffer to be glamorous.”

        • MilaXX

          Indeed, need I mention what one’s rear end feels like after 12+ hours in a salon chair?

    • Anonymous

      The longer she is around, the deeper my affection for Queen Latifah grows. In another 5 years I may be camping on her lawn.

    • Anonymous

      My daughter, a teen and not a fashion icon, has a pair of flats very similar in appearance to Ms. Campbell’s shoes. Except, cuter. Which she has been wearing for over a year now.

      I think that any one of the above facts puts Ms. Campbell’s shoes in the category of “unworthy.”

    • Julie Woodson

      Re Solange, I was thinking “That is so 1992″ just before I read the caption! She needs one of those old leather 8-Ball jackets

    • http://twitter.com/RocknLox Khadijah James

      All Hail THE QUEEN!

    • http://twitter.com/ShelfAfterlife Shelf Afterlife

      I really like Solange.  I think I liked her a little better when she had almost no hair, though.

      • Anonymous

        My favorite Solange hairstyle was the fro, but I agree she rocked the nearly-bald look.

    • Anonymous

      Was this, perchance, a costume party? Put a bone in Naomi’s hair and you’ve got Pebbles: the tween years. You nailed Solange’s raid on A Different World’s wardrobe. Kelly and the Queen seem to be trying on different personas, neither failing nor completely succeeding. If I were D and/or G I would be either perplexed or insulted.

    • Anonymous

      Was this, perchance, a costume party? Put a bone in Naomi’s hair and you’ve got Pebbles: the tween years. You nailed Solange’s raid on A Different World’s wardrobe. Kelly and the Queen seem to be trying on different personas, neither failing nor completely succeeding. If I were D and/or G I would be either perplexed or insulted.

    • Anonymous

      Was this, perchance, a costume party? Put a bone in Naomi’s hair and you’ve got Pebbles: the tween years. You nailed Solange’s raid on A Different World’s wardrobe. Kelly and the Queen seem to be trying on different personas, neither failing nor completely succeeding. If I were D and/or G I would be either perplexed or insulted.

    • Anonymous

      Was this, perchance, a costume party? Put a bone in Naomi’s hair and you’ve got Pebbles: the tween years. You nailed Solange’s raid on A Different World’s wardrobe. Kelly and the Queen seem to be trying on different personas, neither failing nor completely succeeding. If I were D and/or G I would be either perplexed or insulted.

    • Anonymous

      Was this, perchance, a costume party? Put a bone in Naomi’s hair and you’ve got Pebbles: the tween years. You nailed Solange’s raid on A Different World’s wardrobe. Kelly and the Queen seem to be trying on different personas, neither failing nor completely succeeding. If I were D and/or G I would be either perplexed or insulted.

    • Anonymous

      Was this, perchance, a costume party? Put a bone in Naomi’s hair and you’ve got Pebbles: the tween years. You nailed Solange’s raid on A Different World’s wardrobe. Kelly and the Queen seem to be trying on different personas, neither failing nor completely succeeding. If I were D and/or G I would be either perplexed or insulted.

    • Anonymous

      Was this, perchance, a costume party? Put a bone in Naomi’s hair and you’ve got Pebbles: the tween years. You nailed Solange’s raid on A Different World’s wardrobe. Kelly and the Queen seem to be trying on different personas, neither failing nor completely succeeding. If I were D and/or G I would be either perplexed or insulted.

    • Anonymous

      Was this, perchance, a costume party? Put a bone in Naomi’s hair and you’ve got Pebbles: the tween years. You nailed Solange’s raid on A Different World’s wardrobe. Kelly and the Queen seem to be trying on different personas, neither failing nor completely succeeding. If I were D and/or G I would be either perplexed or insulted.

    • Anonymous

      Was this, perchance, a costume party? Put a bone in Naomi’s hair and you’ve got Pebbles: the tween years. You nailed Solange’s raid on A Different World’s wardrobe. Kelly and the Queen seem to be trying on different personas, neither failing nor completely succeeding. If I were D and/or G I would be either perplexed or insulted.

    • Anonymous

      Was this, perchance, a costume party? Put a bone in Naomi’s hair and you’ve got Pebbles: the tween years. You nailed Solange’s raid on A Different World’s wardrobe. Kelly and the Queen seem to be trying on different personas, neither failing nor completely succeeding. If I were D and/or G I would be either perplexed or insulted.

    • Anonymous

      Was this, perchance, a costume party? Put a bone in Naomi’s hair and you’ve got Pebbles: the tween years. You nailed Solange’s raid on A Different World’s wardrobe. Kelly and the Queen seem to be trying on different personas, neither failing nor completely succeeding. If I were D and/or G I would be either perplexed or insulted.

    • Anonymous

      Was this, perchance, a costume party? Put a bone in Naomi’s hair and you’ve got Pebbles: the tween years. You nailed Solange’s raid on A Different World’s wardrobe. Kelly and the Queen seem to be trying on different personas, neither failing nor completely succeeding. If I were D and/or G I would be either perplexed or insulted.

    • Anonymous

      Was this, perchance, a costume party? Put a bone in Naomi’s hair and you’ve got Pebbles: the tween years. You nailed Solange’s raid on A Different World’s wardrobe. Kelly and the Queen seem to be trying on different personas, neither failing nor completely succeeding. If I were D and/or G I would be either perplexed or insulted.

    • Anonymous

      Was this, perchance, a costume party? Put a bone in Naomi’s hair and you’ve got Pebbles: the tween years. You nailed Solange’s raid on A Different World’s wardrobe. Kelly and the Queen seem to be trying on different personas, neither failing nor completely succeeding. If I were D and/or G I would be either perplexed or insulted.

    • Anonymous

      Was this, perchance, a costume party? Put a bone in Naomi’s hair and you’ve got Pebbles: the tween years. You nailed Solange’s raid on A Different World’s wardrobe. Kelly and the Queen seem to be trying on different personas, neither failing nor completely succeeding. If I were D and/or G I would be either perplexed or insulted.

    • Anonymous

      Was this, perchance, a costume party? Put a bone in Naomi’s hair and you’ve got Pebbles: the tween years. You nailed Solange’s raid on A Different World’s wardrobe. Kelly and the Queen seem to be trying on different personas, neither failing nor completely succeeding. If I were D and/or G I would be either perplexed or insulted.

    • Anonymous

      Was this, perchance, a costume party? Put a bone in Naomi’s hair and you’ve got Pebbles: the tween years. You nailed Solange’s raid on A Different World’s wardrobe. Kelly and the Queen seem to be trying on different personas, neither failing nor completely succeeding. If I were D and/or G I would be either perplexed or insulted.

    • Anonymous

      Was this, perchance, a costume party? Put a bone in Naomi’s hair and you’ve got Pebbles: the tween years. You nailed Solange’s raid on A Different World’s wardrobe. Kelly and the Queen seem to be trying on different personas, neither failing nor completely succeeding. If I were D and/or G I would be either perplexed or insulted.

    • Anonymous

      Was this, perchance, a costume party? Put a bone in Naomi’s hair and you’ve got Pebbles: the tween years. You nailed Solange’s raid on A Different World’s wardrobe. Kelly and the Queen seem to be trying on different personas, neither failing nor completely succeeding. If I were D and/or G I would be either perplexed or insulted.

    • Anonymous

      Was this, perchance, a costume party? Put a bone in Naomi’s hair and you’ve got Pebbles: the tween years. You nailed Solange’s raid on A Different World’s wardrobe. Kelly and the Queen seem to be trying on different personas, neither failing nor completely succeeding. If I were D and/or G I would be either perplexed or insulted.

    • Anonymous

      Was this, perchance, a costume party? Put a bone in Naomi’s hair and you’ve got Pebbles: the tween years. You nailed Solange’s raid on A Different World’s wardrobe. Kelly and the Queen seem to be trying on different personas, neither failing nor completely succeeding. If I were D and/or G I would be either perplexed or insulted.

    • Anonymous

      Was this, perchance, a costume party? Put a bone in Naomi’s hair and you’ve got Pebbles: the tween years. You nailed Solange’s raid on A Different World’s wardrobe. Kelly and the Queen seem to be trying on different personas, neither failing nor completely succeeding. If I were D and/or G I would be either perplexed or insulted.

    • Anonymous

      Was this, perchance, a costume party? Put a bone in Naomi’s hair and you’ve got Pebbles: the tween years. You nailed Solange’s raid on A Different World’s wardrobe. Kelly and the Queen seem to be trying on different personas, neither failing nor completely succeeding. If I were D and/or G I would be either perplexed or insulted.

    • Anonymous

      Was this, perchance, a costume party? Put a bone in Naomi’s hair and you’ve got Pebbles: the tween years. You nailed Solange’s raid on A Different World’s wardrobe. Kelly and the Queen seem to be trying on different personas, neither failing nor completely succeeding. If I were D and/or G I would be either perplexed or insulted.

    • Anonymous

      Was this, perchance, a costume party? Put a bone in Naomi’s hair and you’ve got Pebbles: the tween years. You nailed Solange’s raid on A Different World’s wardrobe. Kelly and the Queen seem to be trying on different personas, neither failing nor completely succeeding. If I were D and/or G I would be either perplexed or insulted.

    • Anonymous

      Was this, perchance, a costume party? Put a bone in Naomi’s hair and you’ve got Pebbles: the tween years. You nailed Solange’s raid on A Different World’s wardrobe. Kelly and the Queen seem to be trying on different personas, neither failing nor completely succeeding. If I were D and/or G I would be either perplexed or insulted.

    • Anonymous

      Was this, perchance, a costume party? Put a bone in Naomi’s hair and you’ve got Pebbles: the tween years. You nailed Solange’s raid on A Different World’s wardrobe. Kelly and the Queen seem to be trying on different personas, neither failing nor completely succeeding. If I were D and/or G I would be either perplexed or insulted.

    • Anonymous

      Was this, perchance, a costume party? Put a bone in Naomi’s hair and you’ve got Pebbles: the tween years. You nailed Solange’s raid on A Different World’s wardrobe. Kelly and the Queen seem to be trying on different personas, neither failing nor completely succeeding. If I were D and/or G I would be either perplexed or insulted.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1214755227 Meira Niibori

      Holy crap, Kelly Osbourne looks like her father’s daughter here!  Or more accurately, she looks like she’s trying really hard to look like her father’s daughter here.

    • http://twitter.com/Littlegrr Mary Nau

      looks like a really boring party

    • Anonymous

      Kelly Osbourne’s outfit is wretched. Lose the giant crucifix already – that look is long over. Everybody looks pretty wretched, actually. It really does look like a bad party.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jessica-TallGirl-Freeman/1043623567 Jessica TallGirl Freeman

      Totally thought the same thing about Solange before I scrolled down and saw your comments! LOL! 

    • Anonymous
    • Anonymous

      Latifa looks the best. I’m not bothered so much by the tight blouse–I kind of like the way she buttoned and layered it–but the sleeve thing is weird. She still wins though.

    • Cheri Lee

      I was thinking Solange looked like Poetic Justice!!

    • Beth G

      I feel like Kelly is paying some sort of tribute to her dad…..

    • Warmheartedgirl Seattle

      was it a requirement at this party to wear black and white? 

      What I want to see is the episode of Fashion Police where Joan tells Kelly that she’s worst dressed for the week.  That getup has no redeeming qualities at all.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_CIPKMOXHLA5KG34HMH55OXHCVM Angel H.

      Is it us or does she look like a castmate on A Different World? Because this is straight-up 1992.

      Right decade, wrong sitcom. It’s Shenaenae from “Martin”.

      • Anonymous

        Shenneanae, lol 

    • Anonymous

      Solange looks like Milli Vanilli.

    • Anonymous

      DEAD ON about Solange.  The Queen looks great, except for those few little details.

    • Anonymous

      I don’t mind that the Queen’s shirt is a little tight in the chest. She’s got the rack to work that look. I do mind the sleeves on the shirt. If she’d cuffed them up to the length of the jacket sleeve, she’d be perfection.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=720742723 Sarah Winningham

      I vote yes to big, clunky men’s watches – Annie Hall for the wrist!

    • Anonymous

      i love solang-circa-poetic-justice LOL…  i think she’s the only one who’s pulling off her look.  and is it just me or does kelly o. look like she might be back on drugs (or at the very least, drink)?  i’m not trying to be nasty, she just really REALLY doesn’t look like herself here.

    • Anonymous

      I have to disagree about men’s watches on women. Esp. if you’re a bigger girl, watches made for women look ridiculously small. A man’s watch looks much more proportional.

    • Anonymous

      I have to disagree about men’s watches on women. Esp. if you’re a bigger girl, watches made for women look ridiculously small. A man’s watch looks much more proportional.

    • Josefina Madariaga

      I would say that Solange Knowles’ look is more like Milli Vanilli