Red Carpet Rundown
Precious unborn fawns, it’s Friday and it’s June, so let’s just give a bunch of red carpet also-rans the once-around and get the hell out of here, shall we? Onetwothree…GO!
It’s dead girl prom dress. Local legends say she rises out of the swamp every year on prom night and drags some poor sexually active student down into the murky depths with her. The student drowns, but she pops right back up to the surface thanks to her floatation devices.
Susan, we love you, but the cougar thing is played out and your dress looks like something you wear to apply your makeup.
It’s a great color on her but there’s too much draping and pulling and the effect doesn’t flatter her.
It’s a pretty great dress but it’s not working with her coloring. She looks too washed out. Hate the shoes too.
Why does her head look pasted on to her body? Is it the anchorwoman hair? Cute dress, but we wouldn’t have recommended black ankle straps with such a summery look.
She’s all one color from head to toe. She looks like a Band-Aid.
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