Pairs Division: Diaz & Timberlake

Posted on June 21, 2011

Former romantic pair and current co-stars Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz smiled through gritted teeth while they poledanced for their little movie.

Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake attend the premiere of “Bad Teacher” in New York City. Cameron Diaz is wearing a Chanel dress. Styled by Rachel Zoe.

Chanel Spring 2011 Collection/Model: Bianca Balti (IMG)

Such natural smiles! Smell the rapport.
HE: Looks… just all right, actually. All-black. Pfft. He was a genius in other matters but Johnny Cash has a lot to answer for for getting entire generations of men to think dressing like a depressed priest is cool. We like his jacket but the distressed “Little Tramp” boots in brown are distracting and incongruous. He’s all mafioso from the ankles up and hipster from the ankles down. Weird and boring. Score: 7/10.

SHE: Is disappointing. Dammit, Cammie, you’ve been owning every red carpet and photocall every time your stiletto heels hit the floor lately. You’ve been on a style high. How disappointing that the minute you have to spend some time with your ex, you break out the ” crazy ex-girlfriend” dress. Darling, you’re supposed to be giving off an air of “It matters not to me that this man-child is breathing my air, for look at how spectacular I am! Everyone wants to be me or do me. Eat it, pube-head.” But no, this outfit says “HI! I MISS YOU! OR MAYBE I DON’T. HAHA! I CAN’T MAKE UP MY MIND! I’M PERFECTLY FINE. STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!!” Bad idea, Cams. We hate to kick a gal while she’s in the middle of a nervous breakdown, but we’re gonna have to go with… Score: 4/10. Sweetie, you screwed this up so bad you wound up making your ex look better by comparison. Badly played, girl.

Combined score: 5.5/10.  Go have some ice cream, Cam. That always makes us feel better.

 

[Photo Credit: Getty, elle.com]

    • Bridget Dierks

      I think when publicly encountering an ex, the worst scenario is one where both my bra and underwear are visible through my dress (but not really in a fully on purpose way).  Eek.

    • Vaniljekjeks

      At least she wore undergarments.  It easily could have been worse!

    • Anonymous

      The dress is exhibiting a split personality.

    • Anonymous

      This seems more like a beach cover-up than a dress.  

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_5XNF3TY5NVEJ423DZ5XCB4PQDA DeysiaD

      You guys are so harsh, which is why I love this site! But I have to disagree with Cameron’s score. I think that the outfit is cute but I would have added a belt to cinch her waist a bit, since she looks kind of boxy. And she has the legs to wear the dress, so why not make Justin drool a bit?

      • Anonymous

        Maybe they tried that but when the belt cinched the waist, the hem came up to her hips?

        • Doug Orlyk

          A belt on a dress that short would have been ridiculous.  Boxy?

          A dress that short is repulsive to me.  And not just because I’m gay.  It’s impractical and suggests (as TLo say) ex-girlfriend or (as I say) skanky whore.

          He looks just okay to me.  V-neck t-shirts seem a step above tank tops to me, red carpet-wise.

    • Anonymous

      Her dress looks like a bathing suit cover-up.  Cam, honey, when you are posing next to your ex, you need to BRING IT HARD!  

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_N3GA2TTX752OYSKBWWXQVFM2HI katie

      Justin’s score is too high and Cami’s is too low. She looks pretty hot in that dress and she’s totally got the body to pull it off. I don’t see the problem here. My only argument with the whole look is that in some of the pictures it looks like she slapped her makeup on with a trowel.

    • ke_andr

      Cameron looks a little desperate, and I like JT’s jacket!

    • Anonymous

      Their fake smiles are too funny. The dress is a little desperate, should have gone for something more ‘effortlessly chic’

    • Anonymous

      Their fake smiles are too funny. The dress is a little desperate, should have gone for something more ‘effortlessly chic’

    • Anonymous

      She has great legs and can pull off a short dress…but c’mon…that’s a tunic.  She looks like she smoked a bowl, got distracted with putting on a crapload of make-up, then ran out of the house without the bottom half of her outfit.

    • Anonymous

      She has great legs and can pull off a short dress…but c’mon…that’s a tunic.  She looks like she smoked a bowl, got distracted with putting on a crapload of make-up, then ran out of the house without the bottom half of her outfit.

      • Anonymous

        My first thought was she looked loaded. Maybe that’s what she has to do to pole dance with JT.

    • http://soyeahsoblog.blogspot.com April and Maya

      I think his crazy eyes should bring his score down substantially.  

    • Anonymous

      Could this dress be any shorter or uglier or more see-through? I don’t think so…

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1303837450 Lauren Dorsee Dillon

      I love the original runway styling of the dress. Without the signature necklace and jacket, it’s another boring gyno dress for the Great Unwashed.

      • Ella B. Mudge

        Exactly what I was going to say — the runway dress styling is very hot in a  Florence Welch sort of way, but the Zoe styling makes it look skankier.

        • Anonymous

          uh yeah…don’t see florence welch wearing “i’m in the matrix” pleather leg warmers. just because the dress is somewhat see through doesn’t make it her style. and that jacket is fugly. two inches added to that hem and a lighter touch with the make up and cammie might have puled this off.

        • Anonymous

          uh yeah…don’t see florence welch wearing “i’m in the matrix” pleather leg warmers. just because the dress is somewhat see through doesn’t make it her style. and that jacket is fugly. two inches added to that hem and a lighter touch with the make up and cammie might have puled this off.

    • Anonymous

      Does the movie’s soundtrack include ‘I’ll Be Seeing You’ (in all the old familiar places)? Because if so, that dress is the perfect subliminal marketing campaign. 

      If not, she might be thinking she’d like to remind him of what he’s missing. But he might be thinking, nope, that’s what I don’t miss. 

      –GothamTomato

    • MilaXX

      Justin gets a major deduction for the cruddy shoes alone. The boring, not even trying outfit just compounds the crime. 5/10
      Cameron looks surprisingly bad. Not only is the dress too short and desperate looking, it also appears that she is wearing the wring underwear under it or something. The dress also doesn’t give her a wasitline, making her look straight up and down. She was on Letterman last night wearing a cute blue dress, so this is a bit of a disappointment. 4/10

      Final score 4.5/10

    • Anonymous

      Did she wear a beach cover-up on the red carpet?

    • http://twitter.com/Goldielox73 Goldie

      Not that it detracts from the fact that he wore scuffed boots on the red carpet, but it’s hard to tell if they are actually brown from that pic.  I have a similar pair of black boots (which are only worn with jeans) that can look brown in certain light because they are so old and worn and scuffed.

    • Anonymous

      Seriously Cameron/Rachel?  That dress is one small breeze away from a gyno exam!

    • Anonymous

      I guess we spoke too soon. This was the time to show up looking fabulous and she blew it.
      I just have to point something out about her. What is it about the way she does her makeup that makes her look 15 years older than she is? Is it too much blush? Too much eyeliner? Or is it just me? That picture where she has her hands on her hips…she looks like such a tired old hag.
      She looks fine in the WERQ post, where she’s wearing the jumpsuit. Her makeup is soft and subtle. Here it’s like she laid her makeup out on the table and just rubbed her face in it.

      • Anonymous

        I think it’s the blush. With cheekbones like hers, she needs to tone that shit down. It makes her look like a crazy old lady. The only thing missing is smeared lipstick.

      • Anonymous

        She usually dresses too young and that makes her face look older and like she is trying too hard.

    • Anonymous

      I agree the dress is too short, but what bothers me more are the pointy parts, like she’s borrowed Pippi Longstockings iceskating frock. 

    • Anonymous

      The new Wilma: in stores now!

    • Anonymous

      I don’t get it.  She’s an okay actress…pretty good choice of roles….but….she is not in any way shape or form pretty.  Her hair ALWAYS looks like the girls I went to high school with in 1979!  And her face…well she’s just funky looking.  As for her outfit…..at what age does a “gyno” dress become sad, no matter how great your legs are?

      • Anonymous

        Agreed. I have never understood why people think she’s so attractive. To me she always looks greasy and unshowered.
        She reminds me of the smelly girl in school who nobody wanted to sit next to.

    • Anonymous

      Her face work looks awful. And to think she was all high and holier than thou during the Charlies Angels days, saying she’d never ever do the plastic surgery thing when she aged. 

    • Anonymous

      Pour out a little liquor for Cameron Diaz from Something About Mary.Time and time again instead of rating Cameron’s outfit, I find myself rating her face.  I’m so wrong to say this as if her life as an aging actress/model isn’t hard enough but in these pics she looks like Janice Dickinson.  
      I know actresses are under tremendously unrealistic pressure to look 25 for the rest of their lives…so plastic surgery is the norm but BAD plastic surgery looks worse than aging. Cameron’s eyes are not only surgeried too tight but liner-ed on the INSIDE – she looks Jokerfaced. 

      Heidi Klum is the same age as Cameron and I’m sure she’s been under the knife but her eyes still look full of life and the laughlines around her mouth add character. Maybe it’s the 16 kids she had. BTW Justin Timberlake looks terrible too. His eyes look desperate and douchey. “I Keep some wet wipes in case Justin try to touch me Ewh!”

      • Anonymous

        Oh dear christ, you’re right! It’s Janice Dickinson 2.0!

    • Anonymous

      Is it just me or is she getting a little long in the tooth to be wearing such a short skirt?

      • http://twitter.com/kmc1138 Kathleen Coyle

        Agreed.  I don’t think it’s an awful dress, but the hem length is definitely questionable.

    • Anonymous

      I don’t think his boring look is really any better than hers…equally unimpressive, unimaginative and flawed.  It’s an ok dress, kind of cute actually, but I would like it more if it was a few inches longer, plus she needs some bling.  Awful makeup too…

      Points off for looking like they just don’t give a $h1t!  5/10 combined.

    • Anonymous

      He’s such a cipher, albeit apparently a business-savvy one. That he’s ever managed to project an iota of sexiness to anyone over the age of 13 amazes me.

      I hope that simultaneously droopy & stretched look to her eyes is bad makeup, I didn’t get it so strongly in the last couple of photos so I’m assuming it’s not unfortunate “work.” Dress: awful, as described in multiple posts above.

    • Anonymous

      Chanel??? No, thanks. I see more and more by Chanel that I despise!! Really ugly dress with that black thing over it. And too short!!!! I also agree that she has a weird face. I think it was always strange, but whatever she has done has made it worse. Ugh. Poor thing. So insecure.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Catherine-Rhodes/602850414 Catherine Rhodes

      TLo, you’re grading too high — he deserves a 4 and she deserves a 2, for all the reasons you mention.

    • http://twitter.com/wrenaria Kimmy Hescock

      Kind of looks like she put on the dress and thought it was too long, so she ripped off the bottom to make it shorter.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Lauren-Jean-St-Martin/504251897 Lauren Jean St. Martin

      How is that dress Chanel? Seriously hideous.

    • http://dearauntnettie.com/museum dancinfool

      Her eyes look swollen.  Must have cried her eyes out earlier in the day.

    • http://twitter.com/MellowLE Els

      Yeah I don’t get the hate on this one… It’s not blowing my mind but it is far from an awful dress.

    • Jennifer Salland

      Not just pube-head, but pube-face! That’s what I think every time I see him.

    • http://moodring54.livejournal.com/ moodring54

      TBH, that dress is doing nothing for her but showing off her legs, and being that she is Cameron Diaz, it’s not much of an accomplishment. Unflattering shape, unintentionally (?) revealed underwear, weird hem… no. I don’t even like it on the model, but that’s par for the course with Chanel IMO. I love the shoes, though. His score is too high. He gets mild props for the jacket, but the rest is blah. 

    • Anonymous

      Cameron forgot her pants!

    • Anonymous

      What the hell is she wearing?

    • Anonymous

      What the hell is she wearing?

    • All For You Sophia

      This is just sad… She screams “midlife crisis”.

    • Anonymous

      She looks preggers. Sadz.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Nicole-Walraven/527225623 Nicole Walraven

      i wonder what he’s saying to her through that perma-grin in the last picture. can’t have been that nice.

    • Anonymous

      Too.  Damn.  Short.

    • http://twitter.com/Space_Kitty Space_Kitty

      God, am I over these two.

      • margaret meyers

        I smell a bomb.  The clips I’ve seen are full of desperate old schtick, trying too hard (just like this dress).

    • Anonymous

      dress looks stupid without the rest of its parts. you don’t take the fenders, hood and windows off a car do you?

    • Anonymous

      I hate it when people wear dresses that are so short they are actually shirts.  I’m not a prude, but come on.  You can’t sit down without showing your girly parts.

    • Anonymous

      Maybe it’s because I’m not a fan but JT just looks like a serial killer in the making to me.

    • Lisa

      I think you’re right about the crazy ex-girlfriend dialogue this dress is screaming.  It looks for sure like she’s just trying way too hard in front of her ex.

    • https://me.yahoo.com/a/QmbUNWEpnMu79ybqGhjEDktIFEQ-#77589 ket

      I don’t really know what type of article of clothing cam is wearing….i’m being serious could someone answer? a beach cover up? a chinese finger trap?

      • margaret meyers

        Clearly it requires specialty underwear.  That finger trap is so short it is making her arms look heavy. 

    • Anonymous

      He: ” Gawd I’d rather be getting shagged in public by Newt Gingrich”
      She: “I think if I stand close much longer I’m gonna spew all over myself.”

    • http://twitter.com/JaniceMSmith joy peace

      Cammie looks great! 

    • http://profiles.google.com/rachelruthlee Rachel Lee

      She’s giving terribly face. That dress is too short and so unflattering! It completely obliterated her waist. 

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=37300827 Johnny Heffernan

      What a shiteload of makeup Cam has on. The second-last photo is disturbing.

    • http://phdoula.blogspot.com Rebecca

      Who has a theory on what JT is whispering out of the corner of his mouth in the first pic?

      The dress…gah. “Hey, remember when you used to see me in my underwear? Well, you still can!!”

    • Anonymous

      Why blame Cameron? Shouldn’t we blame the STYLIST for this mess? I mean it’s her JOB to make the person she styles (and whoever decided that was a career anyway?) looks good?

      Dress is too short, too blah (enough with the black and white) hair and makeup – non-descript.

      JT – does he have a stylist? Actually he reminds me of Andy Cohen in the Bravo spots because Any always has brown shoes with dark pants and all I see are the shoes.

    • Anonymous

      I’m too distracted by the shortness of the dress to digest this fully.  When I see something this short, I wonder how the wearer sits down or bends over.  Do dresses like this come with little bloomers?

    • Anonymous

      I’m too distracted by the shortness of the dress to digest this fully.  When I see something this short, I wonder how the wearer sits down or bends over.  Do dresses like this come with little bloomers?

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_AYQCICXEN2CCDBFV5HED4Z2RUA Dee B

      I always hate her eye makeup.  I feel like her eyes are too small to be rimmed in black.  It just makes them look smaller.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=2235614 Mercy Garetz

      From the expressions on their faces it’s poor Justin havin the trubs… awkward.  :(