In or Out: Jennifer Lopez, Snake Lady

Posted on June 13, 2011

Darlings, J Lo has decided being a diva is not enough and she’s taken it to the next step. Super-villain.

Jennifer Lopez attends the Capital Radio’s
Summertime Ball 2011 in London in head-to-toe python.

Lanvin Resort 2011 Collection/Model: Ana Laura Kapetanovic

Christian Louboutin Pigalle Python Over-the-Knee Boot

Python Lady! Queen of Snakes! SSSSsssss!

This is an outfit to be worn with a phalanx of henchmen behind you, a bank of gigantic blinking computers in front of you, a lot of hissing, maybe a riding crop, and definitely a high-ranking official (the President, Secretary General of the UN, Batman) tied to a chair and desperately pleading with you to stop this right now. This is an outfit to be worn when you feel like tossing your head back and laughing lustily to the ceiling every time someone says something to you. This is an outfit for threats, narrowed eyes, and wiring money to your Swiss account.

It’s only a matter of time before her army of Snakemen take over the planet. Only you can stop this, minions.

VOTE NOW!

IN! I for one welcome our new python dictatrix!

 

OUT! I weep for the snakes that died for this shitty outfit.

 

 

The Minion Opinion on Dame Helen’s over-accessorized look was a not-T Lo-approved IN.

 

[Photo Credit: Getty, style.com, bergdorfgoodman.com]

    • Anonymous

      Out, but because it really bugs me that the boots are so much lighter than the dress.  I can’t say she doesn’t look terrific, but the not quite match just bugs me. 

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_VJMQEBSJRUNQHEEWTXI5BCS6HI D J

      H to the ELL No.

    • Anonymous

      It’s a hilarious outfit, but I kind of love it and I kind of love her for wearing it. I can’t help it, but her tackiness tickles me.

    • Anonymous

      OUT. One of the other could’ve been WERQed. But together, no.

    • Anonymous

      She looks idiotic.

    • scottyf

      You do NOT declare “OUT” to a woman who has Frappuccino between her legs.

      • Oze R.

        I fear she has already turned Marc Anthony into one of her boots!

        • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_VJMQEBSJRUNQHEEWTXI5BCS6HI D J

          I think Marc Anthony is the left boot, then. Definitely has the perma-scowl thing going on.

      • Anonymous

        Oh my gosh!  She DOES have “Frappuccino” between her legs!  Good one.

    • scottyf

      You do NOT declare “OUT” to a woman who has Frappuccino between her legs.

    • Anonymous

      OUT. One or the other could’ve been WERQed. But together, no.

    • Anonymous

      OUT. One or the other could’ve been WERQed. But together, no.

    • http://twitter.com/Megan_Burgess Megan

      Out BUT, I do not weep for the snakes. I hate snakes.

    • http://twitter.com/jennsaysmeow Fifi LaRoux

      Ugh anytime anyone wears snake skin I think it is gross and gauche. I can’t believe anyone would wear it head to toe.

    • Anonymous

      She looks fantastic. It should be against some law of nature to look fantastic in a python minidress and python thigh high boots. But she’s pulling it off without breaking a nail or a sweat or even blinking hard.

      But there must be SOME standards in this degraded universe, mustn’t there? I mean MUSTN’T there????

      OUT, but only because it’s against my principles to call something in made of snakeskin and modeled on a comic book villain-ess.

    • Sara__B

      Silly and divatastic. I’m not sure the regular In and Out rules apply for diva costuming.

    • http://profiles.google.com/anplica Anplica Fiore

      OUT – even the hinge jaws of the snakes that died for this look can’t swallow this look!

    • Anonymous

      WTF?!?  This chick bugs me.  That outfit is ridiculous.

    • Anonymous

      WTF?!?  This chick bugs me.  That outfit is ridiculous.

    • MilaXX

      IN – It’s so JLo diva supreme, mere mortals should not attempt this look.

    • MilaXX

      IN – It’s so JLo diva supreme, mere mortals should not attempt this look.

    • MilaXX

      IN – It’s so JLo diva supreme, mere mortals should not attempt this look.

    • MilaXX

      IN – It’s so JLo diva supreme, mere mortals should not attempt this look.

    • Anonymous

      Out. I’m pretty sure we don’t normally vote costumes “in,” and I’m disinclined to make an exception for this.

    • Anonymous

      Out. I’m pretty sure we don’t normally vote costumes “in,” and I’m disinclined to make an exception for this.

    • Anonymous

      OUT.  I was fine with the dress until I scrolled down and saw the boots.  Together:  too much…

    • Anonymous

      OUT.  I was fine with the dress until I scrolled down and saw the boots.  Together:  too much…

    • Anonymous

      OUT.  I was fine with the dress until I scrolled down and saw the boots.  Together:  too much…

    • Anonymous

      OUT.  I was fine with the dress until I scrolled down and saw the boots.  Together:  too much…

    • Anonymous

      WTF?!?  This chick bugs me.  That outfit is ridiculous.

    • Anonymous

      IN because it cracks me up! It is just so fabulously cracktastic.

    • Anonymous

      Is she doing to eat us all and then retire untill the digestion is comlete?
       She is creeping the hell out of me!!
      OUT obviously.

    • Anonymous

      “La Noche Fuego” called…they need their wardrobe back.

    • http://twitter.com/kmc1138 Kathleen Coyle

      Blick.  You wear this in your video, not to an event.  Was this really a kids’ charity event?  Yeah, blick.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Irene-Wroclai/733770581 Irene Wroclai

      So O to the UT. Poor little snakes. 

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_RK5MAF2VNT32ULNYFIXDANTEC4 Terence

      Wow, J-Lo’s giving Princess Python a run for her money…and that bitch wears an actual 50 foot SNAKE.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_DEFHL24ZWSXA5NCPWOKFW2B454 Dont have one

      Deliciously evil, gotta say IN in the hopes of her bringing a phalanx of men to her next appearance.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_3AJ237ND3GAHDQJZ4TLCO4WLRA Emily

      In.  It’s JLo afterall.  Though i do wish the boots were a different material/color.

    • Anonymous

      I just scared my pets by yelling “OH NO!” really loudly as I scrolled down and saw the whole outfit. Or should I say OUTfit because, yeah, I give it an out. She owes my dog and my bird a BIG apology.

    • Aly Light

      God, this is the kind of crap Fergie would wear. JLO is better than this… and is currently OUT.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jessica-TallGirl-Freeman/1043623567 Jessica TallGirl Freeman

      OUT!!! She’s not english royalty, so she is not allowed to be so matchy matchy.  Who is her stylist and why haven’t they been fired??  

    • Anonymous

      OUT.  I’m feeling bad for the snakes.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1751548758 Todd Gangel

      Gotta say, I kinda love this. She somehow looks both silly and fantastic.

      IN. Rules be damned.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1751548758 Todd Gangel

      Gotta say, I kinda love this. She somehow looks both silly and fantastic.

      IN. Rules be damned.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1751548758 Todd Gangel

      Gotta say, I kinda love this. She somehow looks both silly and fantastic.

      IN. Rules be damned.

      • Anonymous

        I agree. IN because she’s just so fantastic and over the top, but not as slutty as she sometimes is.

      • Anonymous

        Yes.  Both silly and fantastic.  A perfect description.  IN!

    • http://profiles.google.com/trashilove { edi } ilovetrash

      weeping for snakes. honestly.

    • aimee_parrott

      Well, it’s official.  I’m not sure who brought whom to the dark side, but Marc Anthony is undead, JLo is a snake queen, and we are all DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED.

    • https://profiles.google.com/104791269167429064986 Judy S

      Now, I hate the dress and hate the boots but together it’s kind of a look. Which you guys describe nicely. IN because it’s just funny.

    • Anonymous

      Watch out, people! Python Woman’s superpower is delivering fatally venomous retorts to those that dare mock her outfits! She’s Out, but I’m not telling her that til she changes out of her snake get-up.

    • Bridget Dierks

      If this were 1997 and she was in attendance at the premier of her new movie Anaconda, mayyybe I could let it slide.  As it is, OUT with capital letters.

    • http://vhanna26.typepad.com Vera

      This is so over the top, I have to give it an IN.

    • Anonymous

      Since she’s not a super-villain…Out.  Too much.  It’s about 3 inches of skin away from being a jumper.  No, no, no.

      However, if she were a super-villain, this would totally be an In.

    • http://twitter.com/wrenaria Kimmy Hescock

      I could handle one or the other, dress OR boots, but both together? Out.

      She makes a fantastic super villain though.

    • Anonymous

      It’s a look. She’s pulling it off. She looks great, outfit notwithstanding.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_QBJTK2EXO2OQPE7TELWAVVDTKE Sara

      Out – Maybe the dress without the boots or the boots paired with something else could be Fierce!  But together is a NO GO

    • Anonymous

      Well. It’s a bit much.
      If she was holding a machine gun in the first picture it would make more sense.

    • Anonymous

      For achieving new heights in Crackstasticry, she gets an absolute IN.

      In fact, I think JLo should now be referred to as the Queen of Fucking Cracktastica, a place only inhibited by true divas and their gay handmaidens.

    • Anonymous

      Well….the rules are different for pop stars.  IN.  Ridiculous outfit, but she looks good wearing it.  

      • Anonymous

        Agree 100% – JLo looks geat in a ridiculous outfit.

    • Anonymous

      OUT. For the combo. Either alone would have been fine (especially that dress – she looks hot in it!)

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Belphoebe-De-Givet/544664119 Belphoebe De Givet

      Out!  Unless, of course, she brings in Mr. Bigglesworth…

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=506473106 Mori Clark

      less of an out and more of a WHY?!, but still an out nonetheless.

    • Anonymous

       Last Halloween, I made a Medusa costume for my daughter out of very similar fabric. The fabric was $1 a yard a Wal-mart (no kidding).

    • http://profiles.google.com/dchockeyguy Trevor Burroughs

      Out that’s so totally OUT!  The only way this could be allowed is in a remake of “Cold Hearted Snake.”

    • Anonymous

      Out out OUT. It’s beyond tacky, and nothing can save it.

    • http://pleasewelcomeyourjudges.com/ Brian @ PWYJudges

      I want to hate it. I want to say that it’s super tacky and looks stupid. But… but… I kind of really love it. Queen Cobra gets an IN.

    • http://profiles.google.com/angelarosesarno angela rose sarno

      Speechless.

    • Anonymous

      she knows how ridiculous it is, which is why I LLLLUUURRRRVVVVEEE ITTTT!!!!!!!!!
      100000 % IN!
      she looks stunning and fearless

    • Anonymous

      Out – it’s way too much snake. HOWEVER, she totally gets a WERQ award.

    • http://profiles.google.com/urbangypsyt Tess D

      It’s absolutely crazy and I kind of love it on her. The dress seems gynecologically short but hell, it’s J-Lo, so what if we catch a flash of what I am sure are a pair of python panties. The boots are killer and on mere mortals would only go with something non-snakey but as part of this super-villainess get up, they’re pretty perfect. I’m sure she is tossing her head, and all that great hair, back and laughing diabolically when no one (except maybe Marc) is looking. I would if I looked that damn hot.

    • Glen Coleson

      I think the boots ruin it, they’re too much. Love the rest though. Noncommittal OUT. 

    • Anonymous

      I agree with your James Bondish villain assessment.  That’s exactly right!   It’s a bit ridiculous for the real world, but she’s looking pretty awesome overall.  I can’t help but be impressed.

    • http://profiles.google.com/sara.e.parker Sara Parker

      WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?
      Helen Mirren was so out, it wasn’t even funny.  I feel like I shouldn’t even bother voting, but here it goes. In case it wasn’t obvious JLo’s Halloween costume is OUT.  OUT OUT OUT OUT.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Shaylea-Mckay/55002756 Shaylea Mckay

      So very out!  

    • http://profiles.google.com/ellenbehm Ellen Behm

      OUT. I hate snakeskin anything on anyone, including the poor snakes (which I am also really not fond of).

    • http://twitter.com/marared Jaime

      Out. No fan of snake print to begin with, but it should have been either-or, not both at once.

    • Anonymous

      I’ve got to vote IN, if only for your fabulous post!

    • Rand Ortega

      Are they shooting the new Austin Powers movie? She looks like Foxy Cleopatra’s cousin, Encantadora Serpiente.

    • Dana Forman

      If she’d worn this for the premiere of “Anaconda” umpteen years ago, I’d give her an IN. But girlfriend is OUT.

    • kristina burow

      IN!! The only thing missing in this villain’s divatastic ode to herpatology is a python turban. 

    • http://rinnia.livejournal.com/ Alex Smith

      This may be the only time where matchy accessories would IMPROVE the look. If she’d gone for perfectly matched colors and pattern in the coat and boots, I’d have given her an IN for the wonderful camp factor. As is, she’s narrowly OUT.

    • Joyce VG

      Wow!  She’s really pulling it off!  OUT.

    • AwwwTrouble Trouble

      LOVE IT.  It’s so over the top that it’s perfect.  IN.  

    • Mariah J

      Ewww ewww ewww. Please stop featuring her. I know its easy laughs but I’m tired of looking at her and being reminded that she’s rich and famous just angers me.

    • http://twitter.com/Space_Kitty Space_Kitty

      Fucking fantastic!  And I, for one, am grateful she didn’t go with the granny panties.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_HKMIQXWDYDLXSVGZBOVZY2MVSI David

      OUT. It’s how they dress during the awkward stage.

    • http://profiles.google.com/marteani Barbara Guttman

      I keep fixating on the belt that’s dropping just below the pattern seam!  And what self-respecting villainess would wear boots made from a different snake as her dress?  She looks good, but definitely eeeeeeevil.  On a scale of one-to-mustache-twirling, she’s a puns-with-animal-sounds-point-five

    • Anonymous

      IN

      It’s not too tight and not a lot of skin showing, yet still very sexy.  She looks great here.  

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1464580879 Sarah Oleksyk

      IN! Let’s hear it for humor in fashion. Ssss!!

    • http://twitter.com/jiabug Jean Twaddell

      The first thing I thought when I saw these pictures was, “Bitch, please.”  So OUT.

    • Ted Kane

      Oh come on, people.  Don’t hate her because she’s fabulous.  She looks amazing, and she looks like she knows she’s pulling it off.  IN. 

    • Ted Kane

      Oh come on, people.  Don’t hate her because she’s fabulous.  She looks amazing, and she looks like she knows she’s pulling it off.  IN. 

    • Ella B. Mudge

      OUT.  It made me LOL.  I don’t think J-Lo can get over that Lady Gaga, on a daily basis, outdoes that green Versace gown that J-Lo wore back in her P-Diddy days. She could look so gorgeous dressed in the right things, but this get-up is just hilarious.

    • Anonymous

      It’s so HILARIOUS that it deserves an in just for the comic book character factor.  Life would be more amusing if we all dressed like comic books.  I believe I shall be “Barbaria” from now on.  My birthday-sharer J-Lo can keep her snakes; I will go with torn furs and gladiator sandals.

    • Anonymous

      I’m completely ashamed that I’m completely in love with this, but if this is wrong, I don’t want to be right.

      IN.

    • Anonymous

      Are you kidding? IN like a motherfucker and I don’t even like her (or snakeskin print, for that matter) all that much. She looks hotter than a pizza oven, albeit in a Lady Python kind of way, I’ll give you that.

    • Jason Kramer

      Oh God…. I kinda….LOVE IT. only for J-Lo though.

    • http://www.facebook.com/sorana.tarmu Sorana Tarmu

      Shitty outfit indeed. Wasted deaths. OUT.

    • http://elle-oh-elle.tumblr.com Elle

      Legit the tackiest thing I’ve ever seen.

    • Anonymous

      IN   – at least she closed the shirt-dress and we don’t also see the bodysuit. 

      A bit much but not bland and boring.

    • Anonymous

      Fairly covered up and she still looks skanky (or should I say snakey?). This is an assault on the eyes. OUT

    • Jessica O’Connell

      At least she didn’t wear the snakeskin underwear? Maybe? Oh shit, I really hope she didn’t.

      A definite OUT on this one. UGH.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1303837450 Lauren Dorsee Dillon

      OUT! She’s reading her own press and being fawned over by her adoring minions so has lost all perspective. Super villain indeed. The only accessory needed for this costume is a giant basilisk. Cue the phoenixes (Harry Potter, sorry).

    • Anonymous

      If it were anyone else, we would e wondering what street corner they would be working on later. Okay for some starlets, it might be an improvement…on Jennifer?  It just seems desperate to me.   You are not 20 anymore….

    • http://visceralresponse.com Dina dV

      IN but only because it’s JLo and she’s clearly reveling in being as insane as she can get away with.  It’s half-costume and all-python and her smile in that last picture says “I know that, bitches.”

    • http://www.facebook.com/home.php?sk=lf UltimaEsperenza

      Hahahaha!  The fact that there would even be a choice OTHER than OUT is *hilarious*.  

    • Anonymous

      She WENT. THERE. full force.  didn’t pass go. didn’t collect $200.  IN.

    • Anonymous

      She’s so out she’s in. It can’t be helped — hilarious!

    • http://profiles.google.com/insertbrackets Tory Adkisson

      O.U.T. 

      The resort wear look looks fierce, mostly because you don’t usually see this snakeskin pattern on something like a bathing suit, but here it’s just too much. She doesn’t even seem to appreciate how completely bonkers it is. And as someone pointed out, the boots are a few touches lighter than the dress, which creates a weird effect. 

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_6TDAYXK555ABAKZEEOAJMC25FU Stan

      Enough is enough! I have had it with these mother*****g snakes on this motherf*****g plane!

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_6TDAYXK555ABAKZEEOAJMC25FU Stan

      Enough is enough! I have had it with these mother*****g snakes on this motherf*****g plane!

    • Anonymous

      O U T

    • Anonymous

      O U T

    • Anonymous

      O U T

    • Anonymous

      O U T

    • Vaniljekjeks

      Out.  I am very tired of her.  

    • Vaniljekjeks

      Out.  I am very tired of her.  

    • Vaniljekjeks

      Out.  I am very tired of her.  

    • Anonymous

      Biggest OUT, OUT, OUT in the history of the world. The idea that beautiful pythons died so that JLo could look like some fantasy character named Serpentina the Cold-Blooded just appalls me. There’s no doubt in my mind that those skins looked way better on the snake.

    • http://twitter.com/a_liking Ali King

      IN, because she’s on a whole different level. I love it.

    • aussiegal77

      JLo had me at snake coat but she went psycho pants with those boots!  OUT.

    • http://twitter.com/pag_baj Paige Boerman

      OUT.
      (Please don’t punish me when you take over the world, Python Divatrix.)

    • Anonymous

      On anyone else: OUT. On Jennifer Lopez: IN.

    • Erica Moon

      Love.It.

    • Erica Moon

      Love.It.

    • Anonymous

      OUT.  Did she skin the snake from Anaconda to make her outfit?

    • Anonymous

      OUT.  Did she skin the snake from Anaconda to make her outfit?

    • http://profiles.google.com/stevens.abby A. W. Stevens

      IN.  Obviously Stephen Tyler had a hand in this…

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_L45O634UYINX3IZCHBWUWT3DRM Christina

      I like the dress but there is no possible way that it ever EVER should be worn with shoes like that.  In fact, those shoes should never be worn by anyone.  It ruins any “in” that the dress could have gotten her.  So, in sum, OUT.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_S7N55GXQY4WFFWFG54B3XBO37E Stephen

      Children….She works in entertainment…SHOW BUSINESS. The Bitch brings it. IN
      If the Lada Gaga wore this outfit, the snakes wld still be alive.

    • Cheri Lee

      I’m so confused.  Why anyone would put this outfit on?  Since when did bathing suit cover-ups become ok to wear on the red carpet?  This outfit is all shades of horrible.

    • http://bewarethespork.livejournal.com/ Jay

      Only J Lo could wear something like this and look like she was wearing the outfit and not the other way around. I love it. :D

    • http://twitter.com/Daleksneedhugs Megan

      OUT

      OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT

    • Anonymous

      In.
      I like this outfit much better than the Temperley she wore last week.  Fit matters, a lot.  The loss of a certain little accessory helps a bit too.

    • Anonymous

      OMG I love this, and she is working the crap out of it – so IN!

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Aldona-Dye/216300255 Aldona Dye

      IN!!  If we call her out for not dressing like a diva, we should at least reward her when she pulls out all the stops.  Yeah, it’s tacky, but she looks pretty fantastic, facially and hair-wise as well.

    • Anonymous

      As absurd as this outfit is, I think it’s fabulous on her.  She looks outrageous and beautiful.

    • Anonymous

      OUT! She looks like a supervillian who sidelines as a prostitute. And Snakemen sounds like something from a hilarious porno. Or a G.I. Joe episode.

    • Anonymous

      OUT. Stinks of desperation.

    • Anonymous

      i have to say in for the sheer audacity of pairing the boots with what appears to be a beach coverup. the hair and the facial expression are perfect for the super villianess vibe! and it does appear to be music related event. at some point the blame needs to placed on the designers. really lanvin, a python beach coverup  and matching swimsuit resort wear? really? 

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_6PUVFQ7YCZZFZRIER6BEJ4HVYE Amye

      Out, because it’s too matchy, matchy.
       
      If the boots were tan, then I think it would be killer.

    • http://twitter.com/DJButtons Breanna

      A little too much snake, which is a shame, since she’s killing both the dress and the boots. The two together, though, is an O-U-T.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1344922354 Eric Scheirer Stott

      Worn separately these pieces could cool in a tacky/ironic way, like animal print. Wearing it all together is stepping onto the set of a film I don’t want to see. Only a Black Girl could pull this off- Foxxy Brown!

    • JackieDee7

      I think in this scenario I could deal with the boots OR the boots but not together. Out

    • Anonymous

      Out.

    • Anonymous

      Just the fact that a $5500 plus pair of snake boots exists in this tragic world and that ridiculous woman is prancing around having her picture taken in them and I am visiting this site looking at her fake, talentless, sorry ass makes me want to  . . .  what?  I don’t know. I just hate The Kardashian Era.

    • http://profiles.google.com/aislingoconnor Aisling O’Connor

      There’s DTM and then there’s KTM (Killed To Match). Tacky as fuck. OUT

    • Anonymous

      out.  disgusting

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1374511853 Sara Yungwirth

      I’m going to give this an in. The boots are a bit much, but I think she’s working it.

    • Anonymous

      OUT

    • Anonymous

      Either the boots or the dress. Not together. Out.

      • http://profiles.google.com/aislingoconnor Aisling O’Connor

        Or neither, altogether.

    • http://twitter.com/Unclassical Alexandria N

      at least it is an age appropriate slutty-diva outfit, which is a big upstat for her lately. As hidioussssss as it is, you can’t actually say she looks bad. IN. but I don’t like it.

    • margaret meyers

      The miracle is that JLo is almost carrying this look off.  Like Britney’s all denim outfit, this should not be working at all.  But she is wearing it with a lot of conviction and confidence and I bet 90% of the people (not fashionistas) who view this will give her two thumbs up.

    • Anonymous

      IN only because it’s so anti-haute couture. Eg, it’s tasteless and needlessly sacrificed countless reptiles.

    • Lisa

      Oh, JLo, honey… OUT, girl!  You need to stop trying so hard!

    • http://profiles.google.com/thisiscelia Celia

      This is a fabulous outfit…for Jenny from the Block. For 2011 Jennifer Lopez? Not so much.

    • Anonymous

      IN. Even though I can’t stand her or that pissed-off look she always gives.

      So what if a few snakes were sacrificed? snakes-schmakes.

    • Anonymous

      Total JLo Amazingness. No one else could (or should) ever do this, as it really is eye-searingly bad (those boots are just the worst), but she’s pulling it off. IN.

    • Anonymous

      Total JLo Amazingness. No one else could (or should) ever do this, as it really is eye-searingly bad (those boots are just the worst), but she’s pulling it off. IN.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1264609232 Samantha Ritchie

      nononono. no.

    • http://twitter.com/MarieanneDH MarieanneDH

      ai!  Dios mio.

      I actually kind of love it.  Someone hold me.

    • Angela Nace

      She is trying soooo hard to go back to a time when she was relevant

    • http://twitter.com/Wintour91 manionista wintour

      PETA is pisssssssssssed.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Nicole-Walraven/527225623 Nicole Walraven

      she looks like a Vegas stripper….um….In.

    • Anonymous

      Hell to the Naw. She looks like she’s about to appear on the “Starlet or Streetwalker” portion of Fashion Police.

    • Anonymous

      Oh dear lord, NO. Those poor snakes (and that’s not a phrase I ever thought I’d use).

    • Anonymous

      Oh dear lord, NO. Those poor snakes (and that’s not a phrase I ever thought I’d use).

    • Anonymous

      Out.  She still is struggling to find her way out of the 90s isn’t she?

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_L6FKGKUXWF6QSWWYAHJZYKKI3E Adrian

      Oh, man…she’s so out she’s in.

    • Anonymous

      Sorry–out! It smacks of major desperation. We know you’re still hot, Jennifer. Tone it down just a little…

    • Gwen Schott

      In, for the same reason that I usually call Helena Bonham Carter an In … they both look horrendous, but they know who they are, and they unapologetically OWN IT with major confidence!

    • Grace Ritt

      There are no words expect for OUT.

    • Kirsten Kirsten

      I’m not familiar with this event, but this doesn’t look like the sort of attire that would be suitable to wear to a Ball. Perhaps for a party at Hef’s house…
      Whatever. JoLo is SMOKIN HOT in this outfit

    • maddy lucas

      She’s taking herself too seriously, so for me it’s a definite OUT.

      • Anonymous

        She always looks like she’s pouting and thinking ‘Look at me, look how sexy and hot I am!’. But I don’t think even JLo could take herself seriously in this outfit!

    • Anonymous

      Is it an IN for making me laugh my head off in sheer delight, or is it an OUT because I was laughing at her and not with her? I can’t decide. Okay, I’ll go with OUT because honestly, you have got to be f-ing KID. DING with that get up.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Catherine-Rhodes/602850414 Catherine Rhodes

      I can’t believe I’m writing this, but IN. I think she looks mega-fierce, although the thought of wearing python skin is pretty creepy.

    • http://psychopixie.wordpress.com Julia Mathias

      Totally OUT! Tacky as hell.

    • Jo Miller

      OUT! I weep for the snakes that died for this shitty outfit.

    • Ksagun13

      I just hope the Bronx Zoo Cobra doesn’t escape again, because it’ll come after her seeking revenge.  That is all.

    • http://profiles.google.com/richixcore Richi Robilotto

      So crazy that I can’t say out.
      SNAKE LADY REALNESS. 
      YES. WORK CRAZY SNAKE LADY, WORK. 
      IN IN IN IN

    • Anonymous

      out.

    • Anonymous

      out.

    • Anonymous

      IN

    • Anonymous

      WAHAHAHAHA!!! In!! WAHAHAHAHA!!!

    • Anonymous

      I sorta love this. J-Lo totally sells it. 

    • Anonymous

      This is an OUTfit for a costume party.

    • Momo Peaches

      .. I”m a comic geek and aprove of supervillan fashion, even if I don’t approve of snake skin.

    • http://profiles.google.com/cbueno.sanders Carla Bueno-Sanders

      Long live KOBRA! 

      (still out, though)

    • http://twitter.com/asciident Melissa Della

      …just, no. OUT.

    • Anonymous

      OUT!JLO has just lost has fashion sense these days,but of crse she looks great.

    • http://profiles.google.com/rachelruthlee Rachel Lee

      INssssssssssss.

    • Michelle Stover

      I know I should give this look the OUT, but I can’t help but love it.  Blame the boots and cosplay-lover in me!  IN!

    • Geno Boggiatto

      Everything about this outfit should be an OUT, but I can’t help but love her in it!!!! It’s hilarious and tacky but it KNOWS how tacky it is, and I love that about it! IN IN IN IN IN

    • http://www.manoneileen.com Manon Eileen

      Ouuutttt…. It’s just too much! 

    • Anonymous

      Too. Fucking. Much.

    • Anonymous

      I’m totally going to go and rent Anaconda now. Well played J.Lo.

    • Diana Martinez

      OUT

    • Anonymous

      In because I haven’t seen an anyone wear anything this entertaining in a long time.  Hysterical.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1133424434 Maria McGarry

      SSSSSSSSstinks.

    • Anonymous

      Jesus H Christ… I guess I should be grateful she doesn’t have the matching luggage in tow. All the same, OUT with a vengeance.

    • Anonymous

      With all the damn snakes in my yard, I have to say, that this is how I prefer to see snake skin

    • Anonymous

      All the rodents in 50 mile radius are cowering in fear of the Snake Goddess.

      Its a little much. Out.

    • http://heartprintandstyle.blogspot.com Vivi N

      I like the outfit… separately. The over the knee boots would look a-MAH-zing with black bodycon mini dress. The snakeskin dress is already LOUD and fabulous on its own. All it needs is a nice pair of strappy sandals and call it a day.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_2B6U4UNVYIV5DLEG6Z24ALYOC4 Dan Alexander

      OUT! Grow up JLo, you decided to be a mother so now look responsible and stop dressing like a 20 year old!

    • http://www.facebook.com/izzzyy Dixie Murphy Ross

      OUT. my jaw literally dropped when i saw this monstrosity and then I just started giggling. ALMOST certain that’s not the look she was going for.

    • http://twitter.com/shinobi42 Shinobi

      Did her face change?  She does not look like herself.

      • Anonymous

        I showed my husband this outfit on my iphone. He commented, “Who is that? It looks like Steven Tyler wearing a dress.” Maybe J-Lo is spending to much on Idol.

    • Anonymous

      one or the other, but NEVER both.

    • http://profiles.google.com/psykid42 Christopher Brathwaite

       IN!!!!!! Madness? No, THIS IS DIVA!

    • http://twitter.com/purpleflamingo4 Natasha Ann

      Really now, is this even up for discussion? OUT! She does look good for her age but I really think that she’s under the illusion that she’s about 19.

    • Anonymous

      I love both items actually….just not together.
      Out.

    • Anonymous

      Too much.  It’s the Garanimals of python wear.  Also, Jenny needs to find a new look. Her Blue Steel (eyes open, very open mouthed) and Le Tigre (squinty, slightly open mouthed) are tired.

    • Anonymous

      Out!  I’m weeping for the pythons and I hate snakes!  Out!

    • Megan Sullivan

      So unbelievably OUT.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_N3GA2TTX752OYSKBWWXQVFM2HI katie

      IN- I really don’t approve of head to toe python, or any head to toe animal print for that matter, but c’mon. Its JLo. And if you compare it to some of her outfits recently, nothing’s pulling in weird places or fits too tightly and you can’ see her belly button through the fabric. baby steps people. It’s horrible but she’s doing her best to rock the hell out of it.

    • Kristina Griffin

      this outfit is embarrassing. 

    • Trinh D.

      OUT! Is this the 90s?

    • Patricia Biswanger

      IN.  It’s just crazy enough to work, and, amazingly enough for JLo, IT’S NOT TOO TIGHT!

    • http://profiles.google.com/barbmcgregor1969 Barb McGregor

      Christ no.  Total OUT!

    • Anonymous

      That is so IN it can taste its own ass. I love it. I adore it. It is so outrageously tacky that it’s giving me Jem and the Holograms flashbacks. I’m pretty sure Pizzazz had this same outfit. Ohhh god I think I just had a fashion orgasm from the sheer balls of dressing like a tacky cartoon rock star/villain.

      Seriously, did I mention that this is a huge throbbing IN?

    • Anonymous

      She is ridiculous and she is OUT!

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Heather-McIlrath/673340132 Heather McIlrath

      this is one look that i just can’t get behind. it just weirds me out that there is actual snake flesh on her feet. now i ain’t no peta member, but that’s just WEIRD.