Darlings, J Lo has decided being a diva is not enough and she’s taken it to the next step. Super-villain.
Christian Louboutin Pigalle Python Over-the-Knee Boot
Python Lady! Queen of Snakes! SSSSsssss!
This is an outfit to be worn with a phalanx of henchmen behind you, a bank of gigantic blinking computers in front of you, a lot of hissing, maybe a riding crop, and definitely a high-ranking official (the President, Secretary General of the UN, Batman) tied to a chair and desperately pleading with you to stop this right now. This is an outfit to be worn when you feel like tossing your head back and laughing lustily to the ceiling every time someone says something to you. This is an outfit for threats, narrowed eyes, and wiring money to your Swiss account.
It’s only a matter of time before her army of Snakemen take over the planet. Only you can stop this, minions.
IN! I for one welcome our new python dictatrix!
OUT! I weep for the snakes that died for this shitty outfit.
The Minion Opinion on Dame Helen’s over-accessorized look was a not-T Lo-approved IN.
[Photo Credit: Getty, style.com, bergdorfgoodman.com]
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