Hey, remember two posts ago where we went on and on about how even granny panties can work on the right gal and in the right setting?
Say hello to the flip side of that equation.
To be fair, it’s Fergie in Paris at an amFAR gala in LV. When you say it out loud, it excuses a lot. Even so, we can’t look at this girl and say she looks good here. She just looks like… too much. And yes, we’re talking about Fergie, who presumably has “Too Much” tattooed somewhere on her body and “Restraint” tattooed nowhere on it. Sometimes a look like this can be fun with the right attitude, but she doesn’t look particularly comfortable in it, so it all just sits on her; all 3000 design elements, fighting each other for space. And we’re just gonna say it: she doesn’t really have the bod to pull this off. 99% of women don’t, but that’s why God created fashion models.
There is also the fact that – and we don’t like to start rumors here – she apparently has had a complete facial transplant. That part’s kind of jarring.
IN! SUCK IT, bitches! She’s a fierce, goth Lady Marmalade!
OUT! Non! Nous ne voulons pas coucher avec toi!
Yesterday’s Minion Opinions were as follows:
Florence Welch’s “pot dealer chic” ensemble got a big ol’ OUT.
Cate Blanchett’s “I’m trying, bitches. Really I am” getup got an IN, but there was a struggle.
[Photo Credit: Getty, style.com]