Chris Evans for GQ Magazine – Full Editorial

Posted on June 24, 2011

Chris Evans, a nation of nerds turns its lonely eyes to you because Captain America is coming out and Ryan Reynolds ruined our childhoods with that Green Lantern crapfest. You better get this one right, or we can’t predict what will happen in nerdvana if you disappoint them.

We showed you the cover the other day, but the Mario Testino-lensed pictures on the inside of the latest GQ were just too delicious not to feature. In them, Chris portrays a gorgeous, rich douchebag who hangs around his mansion all day in tight, multi-thousand-dollar outfits, completely alone except for his loyal canine companion. No one wants to have a Bud with him or work out in his private gym or watch him get undressed, it seems. It’s a lonely life, being a rich, good-looking douchebag. But Chris, if you’re lonely, we’ll be happy to stop by and watch you model clothes.


Turtleneck, $895 by Giorgio Armani. Jeans, $215 by Armani Jeans. Loafers, $1,390 by Tom Ford. Sunglasses by Dolce & Gabbana.

Three-piece suit, $1,995, shirt, $125, and tie, $75 by Polo Ralph Lauren. Shoes, $850 by Ralph Lauren. Pocket square by Robert Talbott. Watch by Omega.

Trench coat, $1,595 and tie, $140 by Burberry London. Shirt, $295 by Burberry Prorsum.

Sweater (with shirt collar), $750 and pants, $590 by Bottega Veneta. Loafers, $1,290 by Tom Ford. Watch by Omega. Bracelet (in front) by Cartier. Sunglasses by Kenneth Cole Reaction.

Jacket, $898 and shirt, $60 by Tommy Hilfiger. Jeans, $630 by Dior Homme. Watch by Omega. Bag by Louis Vuitton.

Coat, $1,050, shirt, $295 and tie, $135 by D&G. Jeans, $295 by Bally. Belt by Tom Ford.

Tuxedo, $1,395 and shirt, $224 by Boss Selection. Bow tie, $115 by Band of Outsiders. Shoes, $545 by Gucci. Pocket square by Brooks Brothers. Watch by Omega.

Track jacket, $1,150 and pants, $755 by Prada. Tank top, $33 (for three) by Calvin Klein Underwear. Sneakers, $60 by Adidas Originals.

[Photo Credit: gq.com]

    • Anonymous

      Cans of Bud in a LV tote bag?  Clueless eurotrash douche.  LOL!  But very handsome.

      • http://profiles.google.com/sara.e.munoz Sara Munoz

        My first reaction is that he’s trying to sneak them into the movie theater (in what my stepmom would call a “movie purse”).

        • Anonymous

          Screw tops only for movie smuggling. Pop tops are too loud & recognizable.

    • http://twitter.com/anovelgirl J. Watt

      I’d be happy to help him get dressed/undressed. It’d be a hardship, but I’d push through.

    • Anonymous

      He pretty…..but is all alone. I enjoyed your commentary. He looks like a major douche both in the gym pic and the dog cage pic.

    • Anonymous

      I love that sort of trashy douchey hotness. Great looking pics. Great looking model. I’d totally help him undress.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Richard-Harris/729969026 Richard Harris

      What’s with the 4th picture? He’s got so bored he’s reduced to dismantling a trolley?

      • http://visceralresponse.com Dina dV

        Dog pen…which I think goes a long way to explaining why he’s so very alone.

      • Violet Flame

        Gotta giggle at the dog pen–his companion Dane with the lovely natural ears, will just step over it.

    • Erin James

      Hey, I’m getting the impression that you maybe don’t approve of the Green Lantern movie?  It’s hard to tell.  You guys really need to come out of your shells.

      Re: the editorial: the douchitude is blinding me to everything else.  Pretty can only overcome so much.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1325734955 Robin K. Osterberg

      suddenly Captain America sounds like a fascinating movie….  Is it just me or does he kind of look like Gary Cooper?

    • Glen Coleson

      who on earth is going to spend 1200 dollars on a track jacket?

      • Anonymous

        Incredibly rich but lonely douches apparently.

    • Betsy Wasser

      TLo, please go see X-Men: First Class. I promise it’ll make you feel better.

      • Anonymous

        Michael Fassbender
        That is all.

        • Isadora Paiva

          That is not all. Michael Fassbender and James McAvoy! They are one hell of a team. Plus, the rest of the movie is actually really good xD

          • Anonymous

            Oh, most definitely!  Don’t get me wrong: X-Men’s one of the few comics I’ve ever actually liked, and I think they’ve done a truly lovely job with this film. I’ve also spent the week since first seeing it eating every bad word I said about McAvoy – who I feared would be a dull and ineffective Professor X. Not so. Not even slightly so. But the thing is: strip all of that away, strip away the stunning soundtrack, the nazi-hunting, the great effects, the unskinny romantic lead, and zomg Michael Ironside

            and you still have two and a half hours of Michael Fassbender being fucking magnificent.  :)

          • Violet Flame

            Ditto, Isadora.
            The lovely scene at Xavier’s mansion with the satellite dish…

    • Anonymous

      I like the expression on the dog’s face.

    • http://visceralresponse.com Dina dV

      I love the idea that a Prada track suit is worth almost as much as a Lauren three-piece suit…and that neither is wildly overpriced.

    • Anonymous

      What have they done to his hair? Why do they stand up like that?
      Well, he’s hot even with bad hair.
      That Ralf Lauren suit is perfect.

    • Carolyn Warfield

      $1150 on a track jacket, but they couldn’t spare $15 for some Ikea lighting?

    • Anonymous

      Interesting.  That’s a lot of looks from one face. 

    • Anonymous

      Budweiser in such a posh environment should be a capitol crime.  

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Teresa-Rebecca-Cunningham/100000219160779 Teresa Rebecca Cunningham

      Why does editorial mean depressed asshole to magazine people? Light the room so we can see the clothes, let models smile so we think they like the clothes and let them have friends so we know other people will like the clothes. 

    • Anonymous

      He’s starting his douche career by reminding me of Nicholas Cage.

      • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_2CNDPMVO4W23R5TVC2QMTJ5BZE Heather

        He reminds me of Nic Cage too!! Wild at Heart period, before he became the random crazy he is now.

      • Anonymous

        Ahh, but when he was really young, skinny and had lots of hair, Nicholas Cage was a very attractive young man. But he’s the unusual man who peaked very young and (IMO) is not improving with age.

    • Anonymous

      I am so impressed by Evan’s ability to change the way he looks. I know f4 was a million years ago but I always do a double take when I see his name to his face. Remember The Losers? Yeah, I didn’t see it either. But I remember the ad campaign and I refused to believe it was the same guy. Just, impressive. Hope he pulls off Cap, or the tar and torches shall come out.

    • Anonymous

      I will be glad when the editorial world swings back to natural looks.  He looks like a claymation figure.  A really hot one, but clay none-the-less.  (ps. I still say his brother’s the better looking.)

    • MilaXX

      a) That’s a BIG dog.
      b) Chris is looking all kinds of hot here.

      • Anonymous

        That was my first reaction too – HOLY CRAP that is a huge dog!

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Lauren-Jean-St-Martin/504251897 Lauren Jean St. Martin

      yuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

    • mcarlson

      That picture with the open coat? It’s all, “So, like what you see…..?”

    • Anonymous

      For some reason these editorials don’t do it for me. 

    • Anonymous

      For some reason these editorials don’t do it for me. 

    • Anonymous

      Yum!

    • Anonymous

      Zoe, Legs, other starlets take note from this guy. He keeps his mouth closed, can stll look hot and sell the clothes.

    • http://twitter.com/jennsaysmeow Fifi LaRoux

      I’ll somehow find the strength to hang out with him. Especially if his shirt is off….

    • Anonymous

      I’d vote for watching him *change* clothes, not just model them. By and large, darn nice clothes as well.

    • http://profiles.google.com/sara.e.munoz Sara Munoz

      Thanks for the laugh. These pictures are hilarious. His pose in the first pic is especially ridiculous. Sure is handsome though!

    • Anonymous

      I’m guessing he drinks Budweiser ironically.

    • Anonymous

      Turns out I find the splayed-crotch shot just as skeevy when it’s a man doing it. However, I am clipping this editorial because my bro has similar coloring and body type to Mr. Evans here, and he would loook FAB in most of this.

    • Megan Sullivan

      He is beautiful. Love the three-piece Ralph Lauren suit on him.

    • http://twitter.com/laughacademy Shana Carter

      In the first picture, he’s one gold chain away from a Lonely Island album cover.

    • Anonymous

      Damn, he is one handsome dude. I do hate the first shot though I love the dog.

    • Anonymous

      That crotch shot is disturbing.

    • http://www.kittenmasks.com/ kittenmasks

      GQ is not meant for straight men.

    • Anonymous

      My dreams are usually TOTALLY messed up, but hopefully I’ll be cut some slack and they’ll center around that open-shirted pic tonight.

    • http://profiles.google.com/thisiscelia Celia

      I’m loving the over-the-top euro-douche thing going on. He really pulls it off (it’s a compliment–really!). Love the touch of absurdity here, the saturated warm neutrals, the lighting. Almost look like illustrated ads from the 60′s. Well done.