38th Annual Daytime Entertainment Emmy Awards

Posted on June 20, 2011

Darlings, it was the 38th Annual Daytime Entertainment Emmy Awards! And can we just say something? The fashion at the daytime Emmys is always TRAGIC. We realize designers aren’t falling all over themselves to provide loaners to nameless-to-the-vast-majority-of-the-public soap opera stars or cooking show hosts. And while that’s a shame that these hard-working carnies can’t get a little style love from The Man, that doesn’t excuse the truly eye-searing and horrifying getups that some of them wear so proudly. We’ve got a chunk of them to run through, so we’re doing this Tourette’s style. Join us, won’t you?

Adrienne Frantz

1986 prom!

Anna Maria Perez De Tagle

Princess Jasmine!

Bree Williamson

Flame retardant!

Brittany Allen

Doubles as a plant hanger!

Debbi Morgan

1986 prom! Again!

Denise Vasi

If the dress has lips, PUT IT BACK!

Devin Devasquez

“Who are you wearing?”

“Bed Bath and Beyond!”

Haley Pullos

Bad shoes! Mullet skirt! Weird eye makeup!

Jennifer Gareis

Frilly toothpick!

Jill Larson

1986 prime time soap opera!

 

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Titfeathers!

Jeanne Cooper

Gin, Newports, Chanel No. 5!

Julia Pace Mitchell

WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THESE LADIES AND THEIR OBSESSION WITH 1986 PROM?!?

Kassie de Pavia

Kinda hot!

Kate Linder

This woman is insane.

Kimberly McCullough

Pretty color! But shapeless!

Laura McKenzie

No, really. Were all these people cryogenically frozen in 1986 and they just woke up?

Lauren Koslow

Honey! We don’t mean to alarm you but something is trying to escape from your wig!

Marie Osmond

Completely unable to move from the hips up!

Marlee Matlin

Sweetie, it’s the ghetto Emmys. A train’s a bit much.

Melissa Archer

Of course! 1986 CALL GIRL!

Meredith Vieira

Shapeless!

Michelle Stafford

1986 prime time soap opera night gown!

Molly Burnett

Blind!

Peggy McCay

Franzia, Virginia Slims, Estee Lauder White Linen!

Rachael Ray

No gays were involved in the styling of this look!

Sarah Glendening

The label inside reads “Gucii!”

Susan Lucci

SCARING THE CHILDREN!!!!

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[Photo Credit: Getty]

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