Darlings, it was the 38th Annual Daytime Entertainment Emmy Awards! And can we just say something? The fashion at the daytime Emmys is always TRAGIC. We realize designers aren’t falling all over themselves to provide loaners to nameless-to-the-vast-majority-of-the-public soap opera stars or cooking show hosts. And while that’s a shame that these hard-working carnies can’t get a little style love from The Man, that doesn’t excuse the truly eye-searing and horrifying getups that some of them wear so proudly. We’ve got a chunk of them to run through, so we’re doing this Tourette’s style. Join us, won’t you?
Doubles as a plant hanger!
1986 prom! Again!
If the dress has lips, PUT IT BACK!
“Who are you wearing?”
“Bed Bath and Beyond!”
Bad shoes! Mullet skirt! Weird eye makeup!
1986 prime time soap opera!
Gin, Newports, Chanel No. 5!
WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THESE LADIES AND THEIR OBSESSION WITH 1986 PROM?!?
This woman is insane.
Pretty color! But shapeless!
No, really. Were all these people cryogenically frozen in 1986 and they just woke up?
Honey! We don’t mean to alarm you but something is trying to escape from your wig!
Completely unable to move from the hips up!
Sweetie, it’s the ghetto Emmys. A train’s a bit much.
Of course! 1986 CALL GIRL!
1986 prime time soap opera night gown!
Franzia, Virginia Slims, Estee Lauder White Linen!
No gays were involved in the styling of this look!
The label inside reads “Gucii!”
SCARING THE CHILDREN!!!!
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