2011 MTV Movie Awards – The Boys

Posted on June 06, 2011

[Insert bitchy introduction here. Use one of the following terms of endearment: poodles, kittens, darlings, precious unborn fawns, minions.]

Hit it, fellas!

Andrew Garfield in Dior jeans and Band of Outsiders blazer

We are supremely jell of his fantastic hair. He looks really cute and the outfit looks put together, but doesn’t that jacket make is torso look unnaturally long?

Boo Boo Stewart

Ew.

Bronson Pelletier

Doctor Gay Who.

Chris Evans

Honest to god, we thought this was Tom Cruise with a haircut. And Chris? That ain’t good. You’re hot and you’ve got a big superhero movie coming out, boy. Now’s the time to be working that cornfed stud look you do so well.

Colton Haynes

Twinkalicious.

Jackson Rathbon

GET THAT HORRIBLE VEST OFF AND BURN IT! BURN IT RIGHT NOW! ON THE RED CARPET!

Jason Sudeikis

Drunk Wall Street guy.

JC Chasez

Enh. It’s fine. Feels a little “trying too hard.”

Jim Carrey

Nothing says “middle-aged man” better than dress shoes with jeans or a t-shirt.

Josh Duhamel

While we appreciate how he fills out the clothes, we wish he hadn’t gone all black.

Isn’t it amazing that there were women wearing thousand-dollar gowns at the same event?

Kellan Lutz

[Insert Josh Duhamel commentary here]

Kevin Manno

Cute. Borders on fussy.

Kiowa Gordon

Why are half the guys sporting a Frodo look? We appreciate a vest as much as the next queen, but apparently the LA stylists are pushing them as hard as the nude shoe.

Are those suspenders hanging off the front? How assy.

Patrick Dempsey

Maybe a bit of a cliche, but Jim Carrey could take some lessons here about dressing your age and still looking hot.

Peter Facinelli

DEFINITELY too fussy for the event. Looks like a British banker.

Rami Malek

IT Tech.

Romeo Miller

Only a man of color – a THIN man of color – could pull off this look. He looks adorable.

Ryan Reynolds

The expression says “douche,” but we have to admit, he looks really put together.

Taylor Lautner in Dolce & Gabbana

He looks good, but is it us or have there been some … changes made to his face?

Tom Felton

Lorenzo has that shirt, so we are obligated to love this look.

 

Tyrese Gibson

Hot. Love the jacket.

 

[Photo Credit: getty, wireimage]

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  • pd92654

    Patrick Dempsey is the most gorgeous man alive. Normally, I would find Romeo’s “look” abhorring, but I like the way it looks on him. I definitely LOLed at the IT Tech. Why are his pants so high and why is he posing like that? I guess lastly, Andrew Garfield has the most luscious hair ever. 

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_2CNDPMVO4W23R5TVC2QMTJ5BZE Heather

      Really? He doesn’t appeal to me at all! To each his/her own, of course.

  • Anonymous

    The internet detectives are saying rhinoplasty for Mr. Lautner

    • Anonymous

      I think he looks like he ditched a bunch of the bulk he picked up for the movies, too, but maybe that’s just the photography?

      • Anonymous

        Agree. I don’t think he’s had work done, it’s that he’s lost a ton of neck, and that’s changed the look of his face, especially around the jaw.  And Tom Felton, you rock my world.  I’ve always liked that kid!

        • Aly Light

          Really? Cuz his neck looks like a tree trunk in that picture.

        • Aly Light

          Really? Cuz his neck looks like a tree trunk in that picture.

      • Anonymous

        I agree. He looks de-bulked. He also looks like he needs to pee (in this picture). And just where were those boots before he left home?

        • Ella B. Mudge

          No kidding!  Was he chasing cattle around a stockyard in those boots?

    • Anonymous

      That’d be a shame cos his nose gives him character; it’s his USP.

  • Anonymous

    Tyrese and Patrick Dempsey need to come to my house.  Right now.

    • MilaXX

      You can have Tyrese, he’s a bit of an asshat, I’ll take Dempsey in a heart beat.

      • Anonymous

        I don’t need him to talk.  In fact, it’s better that he doesn’t.

  • Anonymous

    Boo Boo who?

    I’m getting too old for MTV

    • Anonymous

      Per google (I had to look it up) Boo Boo is a 17 year old who is either really fond of his pecs or has a manager that is really fond of his pecs, as he asked to show them a lot.  He was also in one or more of the Twilights, which explains (I presume) why we haven’t heard of him.

      • Anonymous

        thanks Ms Flyover.   I have seen him before (thanks to dd), and now I recognize him.

      • Anonymous

        I have found his internet pics creepy. Body is grown, but the face says little kid. He looks so EXTREMELY young that seeing the sex symbol posturing is gross.

      • Anonymous

        Also, his professional working name is Boo Boo.

        Lest we forget.

        ohmyfuckinggodWHAT

        • Anonymous

          Seriously. Boo Boo??!!  ugh

        • Anonymous

          Seriously. Boo Boo??!!  ugh

        • Leslie Carver

          Seriously I cannot get over an actual person named Boo Boo. WTF????

        • Leslie Carver

          Seriously I cannot get over an actual person named Boo Boo. WTF????

        • Anonymous

          Wait…. What?!?

      • Anonymous

        Also, his professional working name is Boo Boo.

        Lest we forget.

        ohmyfuckinggodWHAT

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1576973112 Patricia Groves Dobrowski

        He also sings, or at least alleges to, since he’s on one of my kids’ Disney Compilation CDs.  I guess it’s also supposed to be pronounced “Bo Bo”, which just raises it to the next level of stupid.

        • Anonymous

          Ok, this is going off on a tangent, but would greater levels of stupidity be raised or lowered, like negative numbers?

          • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1576973112 Patricia Groves Dobrowski

            I’d say raised - one can go from just slightly stupid to very stupid, all the way up to epic levels of stupidity.  A person doesn’t even have to try that hard to hit those levels.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1576973112 Patricia Groves Dobrowski

        He also sings, or at least alleges to, since he’s on one of my kids’ Disney Compilation CDs.  I guess it’s also supposed to be pronounced “Bo Bo”, which just raises it to the next level of stupid.

  • Anonymous

    How does someone as skinny as Andrew Garfield manage to find a jacket that is too tight? 

    I almost never have visceral reactions to purportedly hot men in photos, but that shot of Patrick Dempsey actually left me breathless for a second.  I think I actually now physically understand the expression “damn, he’s hot.”  Or I’m, starting menopause early.  Hard to tell.

    I now have to go look up what in the hell a BooBoo Stewart is…

    • Anonymous

      snort…(thank you, I needed the laugh today)

  • Anonymous

    talk about shopping in the children’s department, Andrew Garfield looks like he’s got on something from Sears, size 10.
     
    I don’t know who Colton Haynes is (or about half these interchangeable young men) but that bright red buckle (?) at his waist immediately draws my attention to his crotch.

    And finally, is it the same stylist that taught women to cross their legs on RC pix the same one who told the men to wear all black and pose like they are about to punch someone?

  • Anonymous

    The best:  Patrick Dempsey, Ryan Reynolds, Tyrese Gibson, Bronson Pelletier and Romeo. 

    The rest range from almost (Jim Carrey) to go home (Peter Facinelli).

     

    • Anonymous

      I’d like to point out that those are the MEN.  The rest are boys (except Carrey and Facinelli) and look ridiculous

    • Anonymous

      I’d like to point out that those are the MEN.  The rest are boys (except Carrey and Facinelli) and look ridiculous

  • http://profiles.google.com/iamandyleigh Andrea Young

    TLo, we have an issue.  And that issue is Ryan Reynolds.  I’ve found him totally adorable since he first poked his head into public view,back before he was in Two Guys and a Girl and Something to do with Pizza.  He’s always been funny, self-deprecating and cute.  You two have an unreasonable bug up your butt about him, I think, and even when you’re nice to him, you’re mean.

    And also.  Since he’s entered the world of hunkiness and gotten all buff and hot, he’s taken on a striking resemblance to the man who ruthlessly stole my heart and then spiked it to the pavement and stomped it into little tattered bits a few years ago, well after I’d established my young-enough-to-be-my-kid crush on pretty Mr. Reynolds.  My schoolgirl attraction to him is now tainted with memories of having been done so wrong.  Thus, I am doubly wounded whenever you post about him.

    Which brings me to the real point of this comment:  I’m so confused, an emotional wreck of my former self.  Please, hold me?

  • Anonymous

    …ARE YOU KIDDING ME?  These men (with the exception of Patrick Dempsey and Tyrese Gibson) all look like high school asshats. You know they are all sporting Hollister when they are not on the red carpet.  And this has to be the worst collection of shoes I have ever seen.  

    • Anonymous

      well said

    • Anonymous

      Don’t they see that their shoes need polishing?!  Sloppy and arrogant.

        

    • Anonymous

      Don’t they see that their shoes need polishing?!  Sloppy and arrogant.

        

  • http://twitter.com/Littlegrr Mary Nau

    The guy working on my roof is wearing the same outfit as Jackson Rathbon, but the roof guy has a t shirt instead of a white shirt.

  • Anonymous

    Why do they all look photoshopped to me? Is it the background? Or am I just so programmed to see women posed like dolls that seeing men doing it looks so, so wrong? Also, the $1,000 gown comment hurts…

  • Amanda in Austin

    Rami Malek (whomever he is) looks like he’s doing a tribute to Dwight Schrute.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_RK5MAF2VNT32ULNYFIXDANTEC4 Terence

    God no on Romeo.  He looks like a discarded straw wrapper at a McDonald’s.

  • Amanda in Austin

    Oh, also: I think it’s bizarro world that women at these events wear sparkly cocktail dresses, and all the guys look like they are either meeting friends for a drink or running to make a deposit at the bank.

    • Anonymous

      I agree, but unfortunately, that’s the way the young girls’ like ‘em.  I like my men to look like men, dress like men, act like men…and the majority of tween girls (which is who is seeing these movies) like their males to look like…Justin Bieber.  Petite man-boys with no chest hair.

    • Anonymous

      I agree, but unfortunately, that’s the way the young girls’ like ‘em.  I like my men to look like men, dress like men, act like men…and the majority of tween girls (which is who is seeing these movies) like their males to look like…Justin Bieber.  Petite man-boys with no chest hair.

  • Anonymous

    The little dude in the bow tie is my favorite.

  • Anonymous

    Lautner got a nose job…. huh.

    Everyone else, meh to horrid.

  • Anonymous

    Lautner got a nose job…. huh.

    Everyone else, meh to horrid.

  • http://profiles.google.com/curlykew Heidi Hellstrom

    I don’t know who 3/4ths of these men/boys are. I feel ancient.

    In other news, Patrick Dempsey has never done it for me before, but woah. He looked amazing.

    And all white adorable? Hardly.

    • Ella B. Mudge

      Second that emotion on Dempsey.  As a gay friend likes to say about certain fellows, “If you had your arms around him, you’d know you had a hold on A MAN.”  

  • http://profiles.google.com/curlykew Heidi Hellstrom

    I don’t know who 3/4ths of these men/boys are. I feel ancient.

    In other news, Patrick Dempsey has never done it for me before, but woah. He looked amazing.

    And all white adorable? Hardly.

  • Anonymous

    Seriously?  “Boo Boo”?  Is anyone actually able to take him seriously as an actor with a future career with that name?  And point well made aobut this being an event where the girls wore major bucks fashion.

    • Anonymous

      Don’t worry, when he’s all grown up and a real man, he’ll go by ‘Boo’, no last name, no second Boo.. just Boo! and people will shiver in their boots of admiration on hearing just the name.

  • Anonymous

    Maybe Rami Malek read the same article I did in the Wall Street Journal about short sleeve shirts coming back.

    • Anonymous

      what’s next? The pocket protector?

    • Anonymous

      Actually, he looks less IT Tech and more “IT Tech presenting at a conference.”  

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_3AJ237ND3GAHDQJZ4TLCO4WLRA Emily

    I love you guys.  That’s all.

  • MilaXX

    They are all extremely casual in comparison to the women, but I have to say for the most part the guys don’t look half bad here. Biggest exceptions are Jackson Rathbon and the vest that needs to die and Peter Facinelli and his old man banker look. Bronson Pelletier is all kinds of adorkably cute. I feel like a cougar saying this, but Romeo is looking all kinds of good in that white.

  • MilaXX

    They are all extremely casual in comparison to the women, but I have to say for the most part the guys don’t look half bad here. Biggest exceptions are Jackson Rathbon and the vest that needs to die and Peter Facinelli and his old man banker look. Bronson Pelletier is all kinds of adorkably cute. I feel like a cougar saying this, but Romeo is looking all kinds of good in that white.

  • Anonymous

    Since I’m an old lady, I love the Hot Dad look. Patrick Dempsey for the win.

    • http://vhanna26.typepad.com Vera

      Funny, I was not that into him when we both were younger, but he got better with age.

  • Anonymous

    Since I’m an old lady, I love the Hot Dad look. Patrick Dempsey for the win.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_2FXYZIJCBOTXXYBFGMESVTCVWM bradybutkus

    Taylor Lautner looks so tiny!  And quite frankly alot of these guys look really douchey.  Patrick Dempsey FTW!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_2FXYZIJCBOTXXYBFGMESVTCVWM bradybutkus

    Taylor Lautner looks so tiny!  And quite frankly alot of these guys look really douchey.  Patrick Dempsey FTW!

  • Judy_J

    Rami Malek…looks like the guy who comes to fix my computer when I call the Help Desk.

  • Judy_J

    Rami Malek…looks like the guy who comes to fix my computer when I call the Help Desk.

  • Allie Carter

    Wow. Tom Felton looks so much older! So strange to watch the early HP movies now.

  • Allie Carter

    Wow. Tom Felton looks so much older! So strange to watch the early HP movies now.

  • Anonymous

    I knew from the first Harry Potter movie that Tom Felton would be a heart-breaker, and I was not wrong.  And Tyrese Gibson?  Swoon!

  • Anonymous

    I knew from the first Harry Potter movie that Tom Felton would be a heart-breaker, and I was not wrong.  And Tyrese Gibson?  Swoon!

  • http://profiles.google.com/laura.jane.ogorman Laura O’Gorman

    I laughed so hard at the Tom Cruise comment.

  • Anonymous

    Precious unborn fawns is my favourite TLo term of endearment by miles.

  • Anonymous

    It kind of looks like Taylor Lautner has had veneers put in. Something looks like it’s changed around the mouth area.

    • http://twitter.com/kmc1138 Kathleen Coyle

      I think he looks waaaaaay skinny.  In a not-good way.

    • http://twitter.com/kmc1138 Kathleen Coyle

      I think he looks waaaaaay skinny.  In a not-good way.

  • http://profiles.google.com/sara.e.munoz Sara Munoz

    Hehe. I thought Josh Duhamel was Joey Lawrence. That aint good. :)

    • Anonymous

      Hah! Same here! :D Then I thought, “No, wait, it’s actually Levi Johnston.” 

    • Anonymous

      Hah! Same here! :D Then I thought, “No, wait, it’s actually Levi Johnston.” 

  • http://profiles.google.com/stevens.abby A. W. Stevens

    Patrick Dempsey has an odd look on his face, like he’s imagining what TLo may say and is concerned.  Although, you did say he was hot!  *phew*

  • http://profiles.google.com/stevens.abby A. W. Stevens

    Patrick Dempsey has an odd look on his face, like he’s imagining what TLo may say and is concerned.  Although, you did say he was hot!  *phew*

  • http://profiles.google.com/sara.e.munoz Sara Munoz

    Jason Sudeikis was hosting, so maybe he felt like he had to be the grown up on the RC. It’s boring, but I give him a pass. Plus he’s cute.

  • http://profiles.google.com/sara.e.munoz Sara Munoz

    Jason Sudeikis was hosting, so maybe he felt like he had to be the grown up on the RC. It’s boring, but I give him a pass. Plus he’s cute.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=513945580 Megan Patterson

    Are shiny suits a thing now? Because they need to die. You can’t wear one and not look like a douche.

  • http://twitter.com/aidanboleyn Aidan B

    I’m experiencing a chocolate craving…Romeo and Tyrese look YUMMY.
    Ryan Reynolds does absolutely nothing for me. Sexiest Man Alive, my ass. Digging his outfit though.
    Oh, and I almost couldn’t find the comment box because that denim vest burned my retinas so badly. Luckily the good outfits that followed seemed to have restored my sight.

  • http://twitter.com/aidanboleyn Aidan B

    I’m experiencing a chocolate craving…Romeo and Tyrese look YUMMY.
    Ryan Reynolds does absolutely nothing for me. Sexiest Man Alive, my ass. Digging his outfit though.
    Oh, and I almost couldn’t find the comment box because that denim vest burned my retinas so badly. Luckily the good outfits that followed seemed to have restored my sight.

  • Anonymous

    It’s probably just me, but I freaking hate black jeans. I want to burn every pair I see here. 
    Tyrese Gibson = yum (I don’t really know who he is, though)

  • Anonymous

    It’s probably just me, but I freaking hate black jeans. I want to burn every pair I see here. 
    Tyrese Gibson = yum (I don’t really know who he is, though)

  • http://twitter.com/iraki86 Ira Ioannidou

    I have to admit that whenever I check picture like this I play a little game: I try to predict T and Lo’s comments and I am amazed that I actually quite succeeded this time! Yeay for me and the imaginary game that I play against myself (insert look of pity here)

  • http://twitter.com/iraki86 Ira Ioannidou

    I have to admit that whenever I check picture like this I play a little game: I try to predict T and Lo’s comments and I am amazed that I actually quite succeeded this time! Yeay for me and the imaginary game that I play against myself (insert look of pity here)

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Michelle-Shields/1200782178 Michelle Shields

    Boo Boo? Christ on a cracker

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Michelle-Shields/1200782178 Michelle Shields

    Boo Boo? Christ on a cracker

  • sophie elliott

    When I saw a picture of Andrew Garfield last night, I thought..ooh, TLo is going to hate on him for the fit of his jacket. But…surprisingly, no comment. Huh. Honestly, I really can’t get too excited about men’s fashion. For me it’s all about the guy underneath.

  • http://profiles.google.com/barbmcgregor1969 Barb McGregor

    Wow, you’d think Peter Facinelli would have polished his shoes before he left the house!  He looks like he walked through the Sahara with those suckers on!  I agree with Chris Evans looking like Tom Cruise.  That’s who immediately came to my head when I saw that picture.  I don’t think Taylor Lautner had any work done, he just looks like he lost weight.  The hottest has got to be Patrick Dempsey.

  • http://profiles.google.com/barbmcgregor1969 Barb McGregor

    Wow, you’d think Peter Facinelli would have polished his shoes before he left the house!  He looks like he walked through the Sahara with those suckers on!  I agree with Chris Evans looking like Tom Cruise.  That’s who immediately came to my head when I saw that picture.  I don’t think Taylor Lautner had any work done, he just looks like he lost weight.  The hottest has got to be Patrick Dempsey.

  • Anonymous

    Men/boys–whatever–MUST you pose with your hands in your pockets??  Looks awful.

  • Anonymous

    Men/boys–whatever–MUST you pose with your hands in your pockets??  Looks awful.

  • http://twitter.com/RachelGCarroll Rachel Carroll

    I always wonder why the guys get to dress like this and as you say, women wear thousand dollar gowns to the same event… Oh and what is a Boo Boo Stewart?  Showing my age…

  • Anonymous

    I have to admit that I thought Jim Carrey was really cute here, especially since he usually looks godawful. And I appreciate your reaction to that HORRIBLE DENIM VEST.

    • http://twitter.com/kmc1138 Kathleen Coyle

      I’m about to date myself here, but that vest does look like it came from the Merry-Go-Round, no?

    • http://twitter.com/kmc1138 Kathleen Coyle

      I’m about to date myself here, but that vest does look like it came from the Merry-Go-Round, no?

      • Anonymous

        Kathleen and her Merry-Go-Round call FTW!!

    • http://visceralresponse.com Dina dV

      That vest was like its own seven rings of hell.  At first it looks like a vest, but the more you stare at it the further and further down you go: 1) Wait??!?!  Is it DENIM 2)  Is it FADED denim???!???!  3)  Why are there so many are those pockets???!??!  4) Brass buttons? Is it made from recycled jeans???!?  5)  MAKE IT STOP.

      The more I looked at it the more I couldn’t look away I was so mystified and horrified.

  • Anonymous

    I have to admit that I thought Jim Carrey was really cute here, especially since he usually looks godawful. And I appreciate your reaction to that HORRIBLE DENIM VEST.

  • http://wipgirl.wordpress.com/ kristel

    I think meticulously scuffed shoes are the new men’s version of nude shoes.

  • http://wipgirl.wordpress.com/ kristel

    I think meticulously scuffed shoes are the new men’s version of nude shoes.

    • http://twitter.com/kmc1138 Kathleen Coyle

      This is a trend that is driving me batshit.  Tailored clothes with hobo shoes – no me gusta!!

    • http://twitter.com/kmc1138 Kathleen Coyle

      This is a trend that is driving me batshit.  Tailored clothes with hobo shoes – no me gusta!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=791674745 Kelly Wilson

    Those of us who are IT Tech are offended by your comment ;->  We generally look way better than he does….

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=791674745 Kelly Wilson

    Those of us who are IT Tech are offended by your comment ;->  We generally look way better than he does….

  • Anonymous

    Man of color? What, is it 1950?

  • Megan Sullivan

    I seriously thought that was Tom Cruise until I read the commentary below the photo. 

  • http://twitter.com/kmc1138 Kathleen Coyle

    I just feel old because I don’t know who 60% of these people (all three posts combined) are.  And JC Chasez looks like he got into Ronald Reagan’s hair paint.  Do somethin’ with the brows, sonny Jim.  They’re clashing.

  • http://twitter.com/kmc1138 Kathleen Coyle

    I just feel old because I don’t know who 60% of these people (all three posts combined) are.  And JC Chasez looks like he got into Ronald Reagan’s hair paint.  Do somethin’ with the brows, sonny Jim.  They’re clashing.

  • Anonymous

    Anyone know where Ryan Reynolds got his shoes?

  • Anonymous

    Anyone know where Ryan Reynolds got his shoes?

  • suzq

    Until the men start dressing better, I say the women next year should go on a dress strike.  Jeans and tee-shirts for all.  No more Balmain sequined gowns to the MTV music awards.

    • http://vhanna26.typepad.com Vera

      Ditto! Why should the women have to dress to the nines when the guys look like they are going to a concert?

  • suzq

    Until the men start dressing better, I say the women next year should go on a dress strike.  Jeans and tee-shirts for all.  No more Balmain sequined gowns to the MTV music awards.

  • Amber F

    True story – my college required a ballet class for all theater majors. I was actually in a year worth of classes with Rami Malek (although it was an elective for me). I’m glad to see he’s sufficiently “made it” that my favorite style bloggers are tsking his clothes ;-)

  • http://vhanna26.typepad.com Vera

    I don’t know who Peter Facinelli is, but that chain made me laugh out loud. Don’t know Tom Felton either, but his shirt gives me a Garanimals vibe.

    Taylor has lost a bit of weight. Still cute, though.

    Not feeling Ryan’s sloppy sweater and shirt combo. He’s a really handsome guy who does nothing for me. Nice shoes, though.

    Garfield and the Duchess somehow managed to find overly snug jackets.

    Dempsey looks great. He’s getting better with age.

  • Anonymous

    Why is Josh Duhamel practicing his super hero pose? Are they still casting for Aquaman or The Avengers?

  • Glen Coleson

    ah… Josh duhamel….. sorry, what was I saying….? right um….. Taylor Lautner always looks like he just in something unpleasant. He has a very unfortunate face. and JC Chasez needs to get a new hairdresser.

  • Anonymous

    These manchildren are completely unsexy. Only Patrick and Tyrese look like they know how to go down

  • Anonymous

    Looks like the tie bar has made a comeback. Will you two be discussing this development? I like a good tie pin, but tie bars remind me of my dad. When he was accountant wearing short-sleeved collared dress shirts. In the 70s.

    • Anonymous

      Tie bars strike me as either seriously dorky or utterly charming with a whiff of the dandy. To hit the latter the tie must not be too wide, it must be elegant and the rest of the ensemble has to show some thought went into it.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_LEU4X5RQFPM4ZEA73GO4NKV2MA Kimmy B

    I like any mention of Doctor Who on your blog and I appreciate the love for Andrew Garfield~

  • http://twitter.com/cathrynspry C. Sprynczynatyk

    I find it amusing that my two North Dakota boys, Josh Duhamel and Kellan Lutz, wore almost identical ensembles. We grow ‘em right in North Dakota, but Kellan, get rid of that bleached blonde hair!

  • Anonymous

    at first glance I thought Duhamel was Ricky Martin

    • Anonymous

      HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_RQTK6BRFB27DFSYOAE5XYJUMGU Anna Merhan

    TLautner I think it looks a little bit thinner, not as bulky?

  • http://visceralresponse.com Dina dV

    I’ll take a stab at the vest trend and wonder if it isn’t a response to Marcus Mumford’s recent SoCal ubiquity.  He’s rather partial to wearing vests (as someone with so Dickensian a name would, although he personally looks more Thomas Hardyish), even while performing at Coachella, and celebrities are nothing if not sheep, so that’s my guess.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_BQ5HUQKDM6P5C5MQZ7WR726DFE Lucky

    I love that you guys have made assy an adjective.  I needed a synonym for douchey.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_KD7EFKV4LU2MDGTVDITOFTZUVI thomas

    That romeo guy needs to retie that tie. It’s like dangling about his man bits. And the pants? ARE YOU GUYS PASSING THAT CUFF? no no. Great outfit with HORRIBLE execution!

  • http://twitter.com/project_pandora Rachel S.

    Tyrese looks the best in my opinion, but I have an irrational fondness for Tom Felton. 

  • http://joansbooks.blogspot.com/ lilithcat

    None of these men are the slightest bit attractive.    I will never understand why guys refuse to dress appropriately, for the occasion or their age.   And, of course, we have the usual stubble.  Ridiculous.

    What’s with the one guy who looks like he left his slide rule behind?

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_B53PQYXSJR4YJBV3J6BWYSICRQ Jamie

    Patrick Dempsey for the win!

  • Anonymous

    I thought I was old when I looked at the women at this event and there were some I didn’t recognize.  Then I came to the men.  Who the hell are they?  I recognize Jim Carey and a few others of the geriatric set, but most of these male children are new to me.  At least the women have interesting clothes, but these guys all look alike.  I do recognize Josh Duhamel, but I can in no way relate to what he is doing in that picture.  None of them bothered to find out what the women would be wearing so they could dress accordingly, but I must say that Tyrese Gibson is very hot and would look good no matter what he wears.

  • Anonymous

    Is it just me or is Tom Felton serving up some young Jude Law realness?

  • Anonymous

    All I can think is “Boo Boo Kitty”

  • Anonymous

    I am about to utter heresy. Don’t stone me.

    We know that the leather jacket is to the male what the little black dress is to the female. Nominally one look, it exists in scores, nay hundreds of recognizable variations. There is a cut that suits virtually everyone, and one at every price point. Its mere presence on the body confers a veneer of cool? chic? je ne sais quoi?  It can boost the confidence, the aura of sexual attractiveness, and the perceived income bracket of the wearer.

    And yet. It is June. I know (because I looked it up) the high in the area was in the low 70′s (F), not hot at all for the southwestern U.S.. I know the venue is probably air conditioned to a temperature that could extend the shelf life of ripening fruit. But leather jackets worn in the daylight, at a semi-dressy “event,” in June, scream “trying too hard.”  Even if said leather jacket is worth two of your date’s dresses with a car payment thrown in.

    Oh, and Patrick Dempsey? Suede jackets in the above circumstances are not just “trying too hard”, they are worse in ways that evoke mid life crisis.

  • http://profiles.google.com/trashilove { edi } ilovetrash

    as he so obviously cares about looking younger, why the h-e-double-toothpicks does jim carrey insist upon wearing 70s rockshirts?

    &, btw, who is it on his current 70s rockshirt? is it david bowie? his mic, cum windbreaker tie is directly beneath the represented’s nose, interrupting the represented’s representation.

    as it was, as it is.

  • Anonymous

    wow. the Lautner is looking gay with a capital GEE AY WHY. Plus, he looks happier, not so grumpy.

  • http://twitter.com/Naddy_Lite Nadege

    *sigh* still don’t  know half these people

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Sadie-Downey/613565724 Sadie Downey

    Tom Felton’s facial hair is a sin against nature.

  • Anonymous

    Please, don’t let suspender vests be the new thing for guys.  I mean, I like a good vest and all, but why would a vest need suspenders?  The vest is suspended from the shoulders.  At first, I thought it was a bizarre thing on Kiowa Gordon, where the vest had slits to show the suspender through it, but I’ve been forced to acknowledge that there is a suspender “feature” on the vest–attached to the shoulder and clipped to the watch pockets.  For no conceivable reason.  I mean, I know that not every feature on a piece of clothing  needs a practical reason, but… but…

  • Anonymous

    “Boo Boo” is what happens when Matthew Morrison pro-creates……

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  • Anonymous

    I’m sorry, but Tom Felton looks like Ellen Degeneres.

  • Tamara Hogan

    Dempsey and Tyrese FTW. (Fanning self)  Youngsters, THAT’S how it’s done.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_WHVDZ6I25C3FNTHHECBMGVWWBA DigsterM

    “Doctor Gay Who.” Hey! Bow ties are cool. ;)

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_3NXBVKLOMNGCAVCVXOVWDGD3SE Marissa

    Who in God’s Name is BOO BOO STEWART?! WHYYYY

  • http://profiles.google.com/cbueno.sanders Carla Bueno-Sanders

    DRACO LUCIUS MALFOY! GET THAT OFF YOUR FACE THIS INSTANT, YOUNG MAN, OR I’LL DIFFINDO IT RIGHT OFF FOR YOU

  • Anonymous

    I don’t care if he shouldn’t be wearing dress shoes (and I guess I was sleeping when sneakers became acceptable to wear on the red carpet, but anyway) — I think that’s the best Jim Carrey has looked in ages. Maybe ever. He looks great.  

  • Anonymous

    Taylor Lautner appears to be following in Heather Locklear’s footsteps, removing all traces of Indianness from his face. But on the other hand, Heather Locklear has never tried to be anything but white. She has never taken a single role designated for a Native American actor.