2011 MTV Movie Awards – The Boys
[Insert bitchy introduction here. Use one of the following terms of endearment: poodles, kittens, darlings, precious unborn fawns, minions.]
Hit it, fellas!
Andrew Garfield in Dior jeans and Band of Outsiders blazer
We are supremely jell of his fantastic hair. He looks really cute and the outfit looks put together, but doesn’t that jacket make is torso look unnaturally long?
Doctor Gay Who.
Honest to god, we thought this was Tom Cruise with a haircut. And Chris? That ain’t good. You’re hot and you’ve got a big superhero movie coming out, boy. Now’s the time to be working that cornfed stud look you do so well.
GET THAT HORRIBLE VEST OFF AND BURN IT! BURN IT RIGHT NOW! ON THE RED CARPET!
Drunk Wall Street guy.
Enh. It’s fine. Feels a little “trying too hard.”
Nothing says “middle-aged man” better than dress shoes with jeans or a t-shirt.
While we appreciate how he fills out the clothes, we wish he hadn’t gone all black.
Isn’t it amazing that there were women wearing thousand-dollar gowns at the same event?
[Insert Josh Duhamel commentary here]
Cute. Borders on fussy.
Why are half the guys sporting a Frodo look? We appreciate a vest as much as the next queen, but apparently the LA stylists are pushing them as hard as the nude shoe.
Are those suspenders hanging off the front? How assy.
Maybe a bit of a cliche, but Jim Carrey could take some lessons here about dressing your age and still looking hot.
DEFINITELY too fussy for the event. Looks like a British banker.
Only a man of color – a THIN man of color – could pull off this look. He looks adorable.
The expression says “douche,” but we have to admit, he looks really put together.
He looks good, but is it us or have there been some … changes made to his face?
Lorenzo has that shirt, so we are obligated to love this look.
Hot. Love the jacket.
[Photo Credit: getty, wireimage]