Darlings, it was the Glamour Women Of The Year Awards at Berkeley Square Gardens in London, England and just enough celebrities showed up to call it a red carpet. Shall we? We shall!
She can only sustain the fake smiles for so long, but the fact that she’s even putting the attempt in to look not-pissed-off is a major accomplishment. The dress is pretty, but it’s too short and the shoes are too matchy. Hair and makeup look impressively (and somewhat uncharacteristically) polished.
Ah, we suspect he’s gotten wind of the collective internet response to his previous red carpet appearances, which can be summed up thusly: “Ew.” He’s ditched the nighclub lothario look and now he’s working a cute nerd look. We know Brad Goreski, and you, sir, are no Brad Goreski. To be fair, he does look cute here. We like the hair and we like the idea behind the glasses, but looking at them in the second pic, they look a little … fussy.
You know how you’re in a department store, pricing sheets, when you round the corner and accidentally wind up in the cheap aisle where all the sheets are REALLY SHINY and half of them are animal prints? And you say out loud, “GOD, no,” only to offend all the people in that aisle who are considering buying those highly flammable, rash-causing bargains? Yeah. It’s like that.
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