Yea or Nay: Tilda Swinton’s Roger Vivier Shoes

Posted on May 12, 2011

Tilda Swinton showed up at the Cannes photocall for We Need To Talk About Kevin wearing Roger Vivier Spring 2011 shoes. Oh sure, she wore other things as well, but they weren’t all that interesting. It is an alarming development in the world of Tilda Swinton that we can characterize her red carpet outfit as “not interesting,” but everyone has an off day and maybe she was cranky and retaining water and didn’t feel like giving the world the full Swinton treatment. Fair enough.

Rose N’ Roll Paille, Roger Vivier

 

But the shoes are pretty freaking, fabulous, right? Well, we think so anyway – and we normally hate ankle straps. You’ll have to let us know what you think, darlings. Lucky for you, you only have to shout out one syllable. Never let it be said that we don’t make is as easy as possible for you to be a bunch of opinionated bitches.

 

Tilda Swinton’s Rose Toes: YEA or NAY?

 

[Photo Credit: wireimage, getty, rogervivier.com]

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  • Aunt Dee

    Yea! And perfect for Cannes in the summer.

  • Aunt Dee

    Yea! And perfect for Cannes in the summer.

  • Anonymous

    Love the ankle straps, hate the roses. The vote is Nay.

  • BlondettaChick

    Love the ankle straps, hate the roses. The vote is Nay.

  • anon

    Yea. Perfect for the Riviera: espadrille-referencing heels.

  • KB

    Big Yea!

  • anon

    Yea. Perfect for the Riviera: espadrille-referencing heels.

  • KB

    Big Yea!

  • anon

    yea!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jessica-TallGirl-Freeman/1043623567 Jessica TallGirl Freeman

    Yay…I really like the picture of just the shoe, and I think they just look more awkward b/c she has on her business attire with fun summer shoes.

  • http://profiles.google.com/jasminemg Jasmine Guillory

    YAY! Those shoes are amazing.

  • Anonymous

    I normally don’t like ankle straps either, but Tilda is exactly the kind of person (and the only kind of person) that ankle straps were designed for.

    –GothamTomato

  • anon

    yea!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jessica-TallGirl-Freeman/1043623567 Jessica TallGirl Freeman

    Yay…I really like the picture of just the shoe, and I think they just look more awkward b/c she has on her business attire with fun summer shoes.

    • http://profiles.google.com/laura.jane.ogorman Laura O’Gorman

      Kind of agree.

  • http://profiles.google.com/jasminemg Jasmine Guillory

    YAY! Those shoes are amazing.

  • http://www.thirteen.org/program-content/downton-dish-season-3-episode-1/ Gotham Tomato

    I normally don’t like ankle straps either, but Tilda is exactly the kind of person (and the only kind of person) that ankle straps were designed for.

    –GothamTomato

  • http://twitter.com/AnnaPBrittain APB

    Yea! I love them.

  • mallory

    Yea for summer swinton!

  • Colleen

    YAY!!!!!

  • http://twitter.com/AnnaPBrittain APB

    Yea! I love them.

  • mallory

    Yea for summer swinton!

  • Colleen

    YAY!!!!!

  • Janine

    They are so different for her. I love them!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=583342965 Melody Sellers

    Yea, Fab shoes!

  • SWINTON

    So good.

  • Janine

    They are so different for her. I love them!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=583342965 Melody Sellers

    Yea, Fab shoes!

  • SWINTON

    So good.

  • Vispreeve

    YEA!

  • Anonymous

    Yuck.

  • Anonymous

    Yuck.

  • Vispreeve

    YEA!

  • http://www.lippsisters.com/ Deborah Lipp

    Yuck.

  • manionista

    Love those heels, hate her legs. The vote is Yay.

  • Breeze

    YEA!

  • manionista

    Love those heels, hate her legs. The vote is Yay.

  • Breeze

    YEA!

  • KellyK

    yea!!

  • Thig85

    Yea

  • KellyK

    yea!!

  • Thig85

    Yea

  • http://twitter.com/anibellee Lynsey Martin

    Yea! The cutest shoes with the end of a dog bone on them that i’ve ever seen. gotta love some SWINTON!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_RK5MAF2VNT32ULNYFIXDANTEC4 Terence

    A definite YEA.

  • Anonymous

    YEA! Even if the heel height looks perilous even for a Swinton!

  • http://twitter.com/anibellee Lynsey M.

    Yea! The cutest shoes with the end of a dog bone on them that i’ve ever seen. gotta love some SWINTON!

    • Kristheot

      Oh, I liked these shoes until you mentioned the dog bone. Now I can only see rawhide. Nay!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_RK5MAF2VNT32ULNYFIXDANTEC4 Terence

    A definite YEA.

  • suzanne77

    YEA! Even if the heel height looks perilous even for a Swinton!

  • Kathleen

    With the correct outfit. totally yah! But you have to know how to wear them.

  • Caaro1947

    YAY.

  • http://twitter.com/tylka5 K S

    Yea and now I want!!!

  • Kathleen

    With the correct outfit. totally yah! But you have to know how to wear them.

  • Caaro1947

    YAY.

  • http://twitter.com/tylka5 K S

    Yea and now I want!!!

  • http://twitter.com/alienspouse Jen Alien-Spouse

    YEA and also WANT. Even thought I couldn’t walk in those.

  • http://profiles.google.com/laurenjeanstm Lauren St Martin

    Nae

  • zanna6

    Girl could sure use some spray-on color/concealer, but the shoes are great

  • http://twitter.com/alienspouse Jen Alien-Spouse

    YEA and also WANT. Even though I couldn’t walk in those.

  • http://profiles.google.com/laurenjeanstm Lauren St Martin

    Nae

  • zanna6

    Girl could sure use some spray-on color/concealer, but the shoes are great

  • http://profiles.google.com/singingraisin ali meowmeow

    NAY. Are you kidding me with those rosettes? I think y’all are just blinded by the Tilda of it all; were anyone else attempting those shoes, you would have them reduced to tears in seconds.

  • Guest

    NAY. Are you kidding me with those rosettes? I think y’all are just blinded by the Tilda of it all; were anyone else attempting those shoes, you would have them reduced to tears in seconds.

    • obiwan2011

      Let me clarify.  Tilda’s Tildaness that makes this shoe werq…She’s like an older version of those tall, androgynous, almost ugly with great cheek bones exotic models, and her perpetual mood is one of proud apathy to fashion standards of mere mortals. She’s made for experimental fashion.  

      Tan, happy, people pleasing girl next door cheerleaders like Blake Lively or Jennifer Aniston, don’t have the ladyballs to wear this shoe. Their “trying too hard” would soooo be showing and this shoe would be definitely nay. 

  • Ginger

    Hell yea.

  • Ginger

    Hell yea.

  • Mandy

    Yea for sure.

  • SBG

    YEA! How could anyone hate ankle straps. Love them.

  • Mandy

    Yea for sure.

  • SBG

    YEA! How could anyone hate ankle straps. Love them.

  • Angiecakes

    Duh… yea! Tilda is statuesque enough to pull off the ankle straps because you can’t stumpify legs as long as hers. Love the rosette, too!

  • Angiecakes

    Duh… yea! Tilda is statuesque enough to pull off the ankle straps because you can’t stumpify legs as long as hers. Love the rosette, too!

  • tom

    I love the enitre outfit, head to toe! That blouse and skirt are both so understated daytime glamour and the perfect foil for those amazing shoes. It would have been nice if the shoes fot her feet, they appear very loose in the heel. Love the hair!

  • tom

    I love the enitre outfit, head to toe! That blouse and skirt are both so understated daytime glamour and the perfect foil for those amazing shoes. It would have been nice if the shoes fot her feet, they appear very loose in the heel. Love the hair!

    • fursa_saida

      I think it’s because, like me, Tilda has very wide feet across the ball and narrow heels. Look at the picture where you can see her feet from the front: in order to accommodate her foot with the strap in the front, she probably had to go up to a size that’s maybe a bit too long. Been there a thousand times. (Actually, it looks like she might have bunions, which my mother and I both also have, and let me tell you, that only makes the “wedge-shaped foot” problem you were born with a thousand times worse. Oy.)

  • Anonymous

    Love Roger Vivier. Love Tilda Swinton And they go great together.Yea.

  • SewingSiren

    Love Roger Vivier. Love Tilda Swinton And they go great together.Yea.

  • Amanda in Austin

    Take off the little cinnamon rolls on top, and I’d say Yea. As they are, it’s NAY.

  • Amanda in Austin

    Take off the little cinnamon rolls on top, and I’d say Yea. As they are, it’s NAY.

  • Gillian

    Yea! Although how come Tilda’s don’t have the espadrille heel like the picture? I like them a little better with the espadrille heel.

  • Gillian

    Yea! Although how come Tilda’s don’t have the espadrille heel like the picture? I like them a little better with the espadrille heel.

  • Erin

    Is it me or are the to small for her feet? Her foot seems to be hanging off a little there – and the roses are fug!

  • Jane

    I could never wear the shoes because I need the length of leg that the ankle straps cut off; however they are ab/fab shoes that look ab/fab on her delicate ankles.

  • jbdc

    Yes!

  • Miranda

    I disagree – her shoes look like a couple cinnamon rolls somehow got stuck to them. The proportion or shape or something about the roses is just not good.

  • Erin

    Is it me or are the to small for her feet? Her foot seems to be hanging off a little there – and the roses are fug!

    • ItsDicey

      It’s just her bunions…they do that.

  • Jane

    I could never wear the shoes because I need the length of leg that the ankle straps cut off; however they are ab/fab shoes that look ab/fab on her delicate ankles.

  • jbdc

    Yes!

  • Miranda

    I disagree – her shoes look like a couple cinnamon rolls somehow got stuck to them. The proportion or shape or something about the roses is just not good.

  • marlie

    YEA!

  • Anonymous

    Yea on the shoes and the entire ‘fit. Understated daytime glamour, indeed!

  • marlie

    YEA!

  • minnye

    Yea on the shoes and the entire ‘fit. Understated daytime glamour, indeed!

  • Limnadhappy

    I like the shoes in spite of *these* straw flowers. The shoes are killa, and the straw flowers are good in theory, but I would’ve liked the flowers made smaller and with a more ‘organic’ touch. These flowers just look kinda crafty to me.

    I won’t lie, though, that outfit is egregiously styled. I love the skirt (maybe in a different shade, though…?) but HATE the blouse and that sloppy tuck. That blouse speaks of a ‘just-laid-off’ bender, and Tilda (or any other celebrity, for that matter) should be above that.

  • Limnadhappy

    I like the shoes in spite of *these* straw flowers. The shoes are killa, and the straw flowers are good in theory, but I would’ve liked the flowers made smaller and with a more ‘organic’ touch. These flowers just look kinda crafty to me.

    I won’t lie, though, that outfit is egregiously styled. I love the skirt (maybe in a different shade, though…?) but HATE the blouse and that sloppy tuck. That blouse speaks of a ‘just-laid-off’ bender, and Tilda (or any other celebrity, for that matter) should be above that.

  • Carolyn

    Yea!!!!!! I. Must. Have. Them. NOW.

  • Merrigator

    OH HELL YES!

  • Jill

    YEA!!! The fabulous bitch.

  • Carolyn

    Yea!!!!!! I. Must. Have. Them. NOW.

  • merrigator

    OH HELL YES!

  • Jill

    YEA!!! The fabulous bitch.

  • Anonymous

    Nay. Looks like she’s carrying grain to market. On her shoes.

  • ThaliaMenninger

    Nay. Looks like she’s carrying grain to market. On her shoes.

  • PostsYouCanDanceTo

    Yea!

  • PostsYouCanDanceTo

    Yea!

  • http://twitter.com/elizonthelam elizabeth

    Yea! Particularly with the toned down outfit. Makes the shoes fab rather than too much going on.

  • Kira

    Nay. Too big, too tall, too nobby, and too black. She’d step out of the shoe without the strap – next time ask for Tilda’s size. They look excruciatingly uncomfortable due to their height. The heel nob just throws the look completely off. And, finally, black is not a friend to the pale.

  • elizonthelam

    Yea! Particularly with the toned down outfit. Makes the shoes fab rather than too much going on.

  • Kira

    Nay. Too big, too tall, too nobby, and too black. She’d step out of the shoe without the strap – next time ask for Tilda’s size. They look excruciatingly uncomfortable due to their height. The heel nob just throws the look completely off. And, finally, black is not a friend to the pale.

  • Tanotice

    Love the shoes. SWINTON is one of the very few who cannot be stumpified, even by an ankle strap. Her feet aren’t terribly attractive close up, but I’m really not a foot person (shoes yes, feet no). Adore the thorn on the heels.

  • Tanotice

    Love the shoes. SWINTON is one of the very few who cannot be stumpified, even by an ankle strap. Her feet aren’t terribly attractive close up, but I’m really not a foot person (shoes yes, feet no). Adore the thorn on the heels.

  • Jlk1980

    Yea! Although ankle straps are not for everyone.

    And are naked or naked-looking toenails a thing now? Because it makes me want to vomit.

  • Jlk1980

    Yea! Although ankle straps are not for everyone.

    And are naked or naked-looking toenails a thing now? Because it makes me want to vomit.

  • Miss Heather

    YEA. Plus I love that she’s a tall girl in heels.

  • Krakoa10

    Gorgeous!

  • Anonymous

    Absolutely not. At least not with that awful rose thing on the front. Without the rose, it looks pretty good.

  • Miss Heather

    YEA. Plus I love that she’s a tall girl in heels.

  • Krakoa10

    Gorgeous!

  • Cathy S

    Absolutely not. At least not with that awful rose thing on the front. Without the rose, it looks pretty good.

  • http://profiles.google.com/fionna13 Cassandra McCraw

    Freakin’ fabulous.

  • http://profiles.google.com/fionna13 Cassandra McCraw

    Freakin’ fabulous.

  • CAT

    Yea.

    I think the proportions of the outfit keep it interesting.

  • ask

    NAY

    Pretty shoes that do not fit and that you cannot walk in. out

    umm they don’t look like they fit. It is like her feet are sliding forward and the strap is forward away from the heel cup. All of these celebs who borrow too big shoes – could that be why she has those bunions? The close up looks like the shoes are not wide enough (but too long).

  • Kitty13_x

    Bleh.

  • MzzPants

    Yea.

    I think the proportions of the outfit keep it interesting.

  • ask

    NAY

    Pretty shoes that do not fit and that you cannot walk in. out

    umm they don’t look like they fit. It is like her feet are sliding forward and the strap is forward away from the heel cup. All of these celebs who borrow too big shoes – could that be why she has those bunions? The close up looks like the shoes are not wide enough (but too long).

  • Kitty13_x

    Bleh.

  • mjude

    YEA!

  • Barbara

    Yea for the shoe itself, but it looks like her bunion is screaming to get out of there!

  • mjude

    YEA!

  • Barbara

    Yea for the shoe itself, but it looks like her bunion is screaming to get out of there!

  • Brittany

    Yea!

  • Brittany

    Yea!

  • Mag

    Nay. And Tilda, honey, nylons are your friend.

  • wadieo

    She shouldn’t go bare legged. Ugly vein-y legs. Shoes are ok.

  • Mag

    Nay. And Tilda, honey, nylons are your friend.

  • sstarcko

    Yea! 100% heart those shoes

  • Kimberley

    It was good up until that rose thingie. A good shoe ruined. Nay.

  • sstarcko

    Yea! 100% heart those shoes

  • Kimberley

    It was good up until that rose thingie. A good shoe ruined. Nay.

  • Tam

    YAY. LOVE that high-waisted skirt.

  • Tam

    YAY. LOVE that high-waisted skirt.

  • MilaXX

    yay on the shoes, nay on the rest of the outfit. It’s as secretarial as Christina’s,

  • Vaniljekjeks

    Yea! She is wearing the heck out of those shoes! Ankle straps work in certain situations, and this is definitely one of them.

  • MilaXX

    yay on the shoes, nay on the rest of the outfit. It’s as secretarial as Christina’s,

  • Vaniljekjeks

    Yea! She is wearing the heck out of those shoes! Ankle straps work in certain situations, and this is definitely one of them.

  • MyBigKitty

    I love ‘em! I just don’t like the way the look against her legs. Can’t get past the veins. Bleh!

  • JosephLamour

    No. The roses are too big. If they were a skosh smaller maybe. And, if anyone other than a fashion plate like Tilda Swinton were wearing them, you all would probably make fun of them for wearing ridiculous shoes.

  • Anonymous

    I love ‘em! I just don’t like the way the look against her legs. Can’t get past the veins. Bleh!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=12500056 Joseph Lamour

    No. The roses are too big. If they were a skosh smaller maybe. And, if anyone other than a fashion plate like Tilda Swinton were wearing them, you all would probably make fun of them for wearing ridiculous shoes.

  • elle

    Yea, but not on her. I don’t get the love for Swinton.

  • littlestars

    Yea!

  • elle

    Yea, but not on her. I don’t get the love for Swinton.

  • Anonymous

    Yea!

  • chemkk

    Nay. Hate the rosette, hate the fit on the back.

  • chemkk

    Nay. Hate the rosette, hate the fit on the back.

  • http://twitter.com/lucadrina AJ

    They’re pretty fabulous, but they still look like cinnabons

  • http://twitter.com/lucadrina AJ

    They’re pretty fabulous, but they still look like cinnabons

  • Karen

    Yea! I love ankle straps, but my short little legs can’t deal with them. Her stems can handle an ankle strap!

  • Karen

    Yea! I love ankle straps, but my short little legs can’t deal with them. Her stems can handle an ankle strap!

  • Betsy

    Hell to the yea!

  • Addis R. Pérez

    The shoes, for me, are a NAY. I don’t like the roses; I do find interesting that the shoes have an espadrille-feel, but, alas, I don’t like espadrilles, either.

    Tilda Swinton, however, will always get a YAY!

  • Miss Fern

    YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY beautiful, i covet.

  • Betsy

    Hell to the yea!

  • http://www.deathbywhippedcream.com/ Addis R. Pérez

    The shoes, for me, are a NAY. I don’t like the roses; I do find interesting that the shoes have an espadrille-feel, but, alas, I don’t like espadrilles, either.

    Tilda Swinton, however, will always get a YAY!

  • Miss Fern

    YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY beautiful, i covet.

  • Erin Nice

    A very enthusiastic yea! They’re gorgeous.

  • Erin Nice

    A very enthusiastic yea! They’re gorgeous.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1427462000 Heather Hartmann Furr

    It’s a YEA. Tilda is saving up the awesome for the premiere, this is just the photocall and usually less casual than red carpet. Can’t wait to see what she wears that makes these shoes look casual enough for photocalls.

  • Lib

    Yes! Yes! Yes!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1427462000 Heather Hartmann Furr

    It’s a YEA. Tilda is saving up the awesome for the premiere, this is just the photocall and usually less casual than red carpet. Can’t wait to see what she wears that makes these shoes look casual enough for photocalls.

  • Lib

    Yes! Yes! Yes!

  • Sara__B

    Nay. I like everything about the shoe except the humongous flower. From a distance it’s more like a unicorn horn for the little toe. Or a giant corn.

  • Sara__B

    Nay. I like everything about the shoe except the humongous flower. From a distance it’s more like a unicorn horn for the little toe. Or a giant corn.

  • Sarita

    Ah, YEA! fabulous. I want them. And btdubs, all you ppl being mean about her legs, don’t be mean. i like that she rocks the pale English skin!

  • anon

    MFYEA!

    Serious off day for her, though. Not that I’d want to be the stylist who tells her she could really use some tinted moisturizer on those legs…

  • Gelcat

    forget the shoes! she needs to work on something to smooth out those legs! (they’re great in form, but the veinage is distracting a bit – yes, toned downed for The Swinton, not on board with the straw flowers – too large, me thinks – if they were any other material, would we give them a break?

  • Gelcat

    forget the shoes! she needs to work on something to smooth out those legs! (they’re great in form, but the veinage is distracting a bit – yes, toned downed for The Swinton, not on board with the straw flowers – too large, me thinks – if they were any other material, would we give them a break?

  • http://profiles.google.com/trashilove { edi } ilovetrash

    very nice.

  • http://profiles.google.com/susanvmayer Susan Mayer

    Super cute! But in the world of SWINTON, they’re so normal!

  • holdmewhileimnaked

    very nice.

  • http://profiles.google.com/susanvmayer Susan Mayer

    Super cute! But in the world of SWINTON, they’re so normal!

  • uh huh

    TLo runs a SWINTON yea-or-nay? I suspect this is a sneaky test on their part… It’s THE SWINTON, therefore it is yea until proven otherwise.

  • uh huh

    TLo runs a SWINTON yea-or-nay? I suspect this is a sneaky test on their part… It’s THE SWINTON, therefore it is yea until proven otherwise.

  • http://profiles.google.com/starstattootoo kane watkins

    I would have preferred the straw Cinnabons be somewhat smaller.

  • aussiegal77

    YAY!!! Oh freaking YAY. I love those shoes!!!

  • Kane Watkins

    I would have preferred the straw Cinnabons be somewhat smaller.

  • CeeQ

    YAY!!! Oh freaking YAY. I love those shoes!!!

  • Anonymous

    I’m torn, but leaning towards YEA

  • mozzer0906

    I’m torn, but leaning towards YEA

  • Puggerpete

    The shoes are fine except for the sombreros they’re wearing. Poor dear looks like nanny playing with the Mistress’s shoes.

  • Puggerpete

    The shoes are fine except for the sombreros they’re wearing. Poor dear looks like nanny playing with the Mistress’s shoes.

  • http://vhanna26.typepad.com Vera

    YEA!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_3AJ237ND3GAHDQJZ4TLCO4WLRA Emily

    Nay on the rose. I like everything else.

  • http://vhanna26.typepad.com Vera

    YEA!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_3AJ237ND3GAHDQJZ4TLCO4WLRA Emily

    Nay on the rose. I like everything else.

  • Anonymous

    I love these. And Tlo, I aesthetically understand your argument against anklestraps. However, as a woman who cannot for the life of her keep slingbacks on and who thinks that one-strap-across-the-top heeled sandals lead to clip-clopping, I have come down on the side of anklestraps. Preferably flesh-toned straps (ymmv on what “flesh-tone” is).

  • Chaiaiai

    I love these. And Tlo, I aesthetically understand your argument against anklestraps. However, as a woman who cannot for the life of her keep slingbacks on and who thinks that one-strap-across-the-top heeled sandals lead to clip-clopping, I have come down on the side of anklestraps. Preferably flesh-toned straps (ymmv on what “flesh-tone” is).

  • Anonymous

    I’m enjoying the espadrille elements on both genders’ shoes this season … pretty creative. This pair is great, elegant fun — as our dear Swinton usually is, but I sure wish her poor feet looked better – particularly as the shoes draw the eye straight to them.

  • Lilak

    I’m enjoying the espadrille elements on both genders’ shoes this season … pretty creative. This pair is great, elegant fun — as our dear Swinton usually is, but I sure wish her poor feet looked better – particularly as the shoes draw the eye straight to them.

  • Breeze

    I have already given them a “yea”, but how do people walk in those things? How do they keep from sliding off/ from twisting their ankles? Very gingerly is my guess. These look like an accident waiting to happen!

  • Kaycee

    Nay! I like design elements that look more integrated – those roses look an after-thought.

  • Breeze

    I have already given them a “yea”, but how do people walk in those things? How do they keep from sliding off/ from twisting their ankles? Very gingerly is my guess. These look like an accident waiting to happen!

  • Kaycee

    Nay! I like design elements that look more integrated – those roses look an after-thought.

  • ~K~

    I just don’t get it…I know y’all love this girl but she is ugly! Fix your hair, put on a little make up and get a pedicure and then come talk to me….the shoes however are to die for! Especially the ones in the picure with the straw on the heel part too. I now get why this yea or nay stuff is a little dicey…lots of grey areas.

  • annrr

    Yay. Summer fun shoe! So not loving with that outfit.

  • annrr

    Yay. Summer fun shoe! So not loving with that outfit.

  • Angela Capello

    YEA! Fan-fucking-tastic!

  • Angela Capello

    YEA! Fan-fucking-tastic!

  • blogless

    Nay. Unless you have perfect feet and I doubt they’d let 8 years old wear them.

  • blogless

    Nay. Unless you have perfect feet and I doubt they’d let 8 years old wear them.

  • Kristen

    I want to be able to vote on a poll btw. But obvi they are fabulous.

  • Kristen

    I want to be able to vote on a poll btw. But obvi they are fabulous.

  • Kellybelly59

    YEA YEA YEA.

  • Kellybelly59

    YEA YEA YEA.

  • aimee_parrott

    Yea!

  • Kiddo

    A million times yea. How fabulous.

  • aimee_parrott

    Yea!

  • Kiddo

    A million times yea. How fabulous.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=705110178 Kyle ‘Deepdish’ Stevenson

    Yea to the shoes, meh to the outfit look

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=705110178 Kyle ‘Deepdish’ Stevenson

    Yea to the shoes, meh to the outfit look

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000357883139 Lynzee Michelle Lamb

    I didn’t know they were making a movie of that book. I read some of it but never finished because I thought the writer’s style was really pompous and over all a chore to read. The story had a great premise though so I might enjoy the film.

    Also: YEA! Those are fabulous shoes.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000357883139 Lynzee Michelle Lamb

    I didn’t know they were making a movie of that book. I read some of it but never finished because I thought the writer’s style was really pompous and over all a chore to read. The story had a great premise though so I might enjoy the film.

    Also: YEA! Those are fabulous shoes.

  • KayLow

    Yea!

  • KayLow

    Yea!

  • Karen Talluto

    Yea!!!!

  • Karen Talluto

    Yea!!!!

  • http://profiles.google.com/thecarlsons1991 Michelle_Randy Carlson

    Wow, for a minute there I thought you were going to give them an “OUT” and I was going to be shocked. They’re fabulous. :)

  • MrsBug

    Wow, for a minute there I thought you were going to give them an “OUT” and I was going to be shocked. They’re fabulous. :)

  • Kimmeister

    YEA! I just wish they weren’t a size too big for her.

  • SeriousStyle

    So much YEA!!!

  • Kimmeister

    YEA! I just wish they weren’t a size too big for her.

  • SeriousStyle

    So much YEA!!!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_IHWCJIMARF4OOW6PQZQS3RFOOA JillK

    I LOVE the shoes! But the woman has enough money that she can afford to see a podiatrist to fix those MEGAHIDDY™ feet of hers! ::shudder::

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_IHWCJIMARF4OOW6PQZQS3RFOOA JillK

    I LOVE the shoes! But the woman has enough money that she can afford to see a podiatrist to fix those MEGAHIDDY™ feet of hers! ::shudder::

  • http://catherinerhodes.com Catherine

    YEA. I actually love the whole outfit.

  • http://catherinerhodes.com Catherine

    YEA. I actually love the whole outfit.

  • Anonymous

    Like them!

  • celandine

    nay nay nay there is no oufit that can make a giant wart growing from your toes look good.

  • sweetlilvoice

    Like them!

  • celandine

    nay nay nay there is no oufit that can make a giant wart growing from your toes look good.

  • http://pleasewelcomeyourjudges.blogspot.com/ Brian @ PWYJudges

    YEA!

  • http://pleasewelcomeyourjudges.com/ Brian @ PWYJudges

    YEA!

  • Anonymous

    100% Yea on the shoes.

    Are you SURE we can’t discuss the outfit? Because I have so many bitter kittenish things I could say…..

  • http://www.facebook.com/izzzyy Dixie Murphy Ross

    Yea.

    Oh dear God I cannot believe I like those.

  • http://www.ellenciompi.com/ NurseEllen

    100% Yea on the shoes.

    Are you SURE we can’t discuss the outfit? Because I have so many bitter kittenish things I could say…..

  • http://www.facebook.com/izzzyy Dixie Murphy Ross

    Yea.

    Oh dear God I cannot believe I like those.

  • Ittybitty

    Yea!

  • Ittybitty

    Yea!

  • Anonymous

    The shoes are great, but can we talk about the skirt/blouse? J’adore!!!!!

  • Emily

    Yea! FAB-U-LOUS

  • GorgeousThings

    The shoes are great, but can we talk about the skirt/blouse? J’adore!!!!!

  • Emily

    Yea! FAB-U-LOUS

  • JanClare

    I love the skirt and top- and despise the shoes. NAY. Her toes look twisted, those “cinnabons” on the top are hiddy,

  • JanClare

    I love the skirt and top- and despise the shoes. NAY. Her toes look twisted, those “cinnabons” on the top are hiddy,

  • wannabe

    Nay. Love the straps, hate the roses. They look like miniature honeypots and I expected a Pooh character to show up on them. Ridic.

  • umjudis

    Nay – my initial reaction was they’re a takeoff of Philip Treacy hats — that rose will be sprouting feathers next….

  • wannabe

    Nay. Love the straps, hate the roses. They look like miniature honeypots and I expected a Pooh character to show up on them. Ridic.

  • umjudis

    Nay – my initial reaction was they’re a takeoff of Philip Treacy hats — that rose will be sprouting feathers next….

  • Walk It Good

    WANT.

  • Walk It Good

    WANT.

  • Katie

    Yea!

  • Katie

    Yea!

  • Dan

    Yea! I just love her. Those shoes rock.

  • Dan

    Yea! I just love her. Those shoes rock.

  • Val

    YAY! beautifully springy! LOVE!

  • Val

    YAY! beautifully springy! LOVE!

  • http://profiles.google.com/projmgr70 Andrea Gault

    Yea! Want!

  • http://profiles.google.com/projmgr70 Andrea Gault

    Yea! Want!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_MNMVM2GPVUEIOJXBOSLCXKAW4U judy brown

    Up close, kinda interesting and cute. From a distance, some sort of growth, hopefully not cancerous.

  • Joyce

    YEA!

  • http://twitter.com/pamplemouss Benjamin C.

    Yea, and she’s killing it.

  • judybrowni

    Up close, kinda interesting and cute. From a distance, some sort of growth, hopefully not cancerous.

  • Joyce

    YEA!

  • http://twitter.com/pamplemouss Benjamin C.

    Yea, and she’s killing it.

  • bookish

    Yea!

    As soon as I saw them I thought, “Is this even a question? They’re gorgeous! OH…. ankle straps…TLO hates that.” Hah!

  • bookish

    Yea!

    As soon as I saw them I thought, “Is this even a question? They’re gorgeous! OH…. ankle straps…TLO hates that.” Hah!

  • bookish

    Yea!

    As soon as I saw them I thought, “Is this even a question? They’re gorgeous! OH…. ankle straps…TLO hates that.” Hah!

  • bookish

    Yea!

    As soon as I saw them I thought, “Is this even a question? They’re gorgeous! OH…. ankle straps…TLO hates that.” Hah!

  • elleg929

    Yay! Her fashion isn’t my cup of tea but those shoes are gorgeous!

  • elleg929

    Yay! Her fashion isn’t my cup of tea but those shoes are gorgeous!

  • tbk

    I want to be her.

  • tbk

    I want to be her.

  • Michael Jones

    It’s Tilda Swinton. There is no “nay” and there never will be.

  • Michael Jones

    It’s Tilda Swinton. There is no “nay” and there never will be.

  • CPK

    absolutely YES!

  • http://www.joannao.blogspot.com JoannaOC

    Cute, but they don’t fit! blisters, ow ow!

  • Sandy

    Vote nay for one reason only…ugly feet don’t show well .

  • CPK

    absolutely YES!

  • http://www.joannao.blogspot.com JoannaOC

    Cute, but they don’t fit! blisters, ow ow!

  • Instant Karma

    I kind of like them, but upon first glance, I thought she had croissants on her shoes.

  • Instant Karma

    I kind of like them, but upon first glance, I thought she had croissants on her shoes.

  • http://profiles.google.com/laura.jane.ogorman Laura O’Gorman

    Kind of agree.

  • Nancy

    She is fabulous. IN.

  • Nancy

    She is fabulous. IN.

  • Raurie

    The roses make it impossible for me to like these shoes. Nay.

  • Raurie

    The roses make it impossible for me to like these shoes. Nay.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_DO54ICWQLRD2STHRSELEATLSKY Cindy

    I do like them.. no of course they aren’t that practical for my use though. I wonder if the flower is itchy on the foot…

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_DO54ICWQLRD2STHRSELEATLSKY Cindy

    I do like them.. no of course they aren’t that practical for my use though. I wonder if the flower is itchy on the foot…

  • Where am I?

    Yea

  • Where am I?

    Yea

  • Karen K.

    I’d like the roses more if they weren’t made out of straw. She looks great though. I love her hair.

  • Karen K.

    I’d like the roses more if they weren’t made out of straw. She looks great though. I love her hair.

  • Alf

    Yea. Tilda is truly fabulous.

  • Alf

    Yea. Tilda is truly fabulous.

  • Alf

    Yea. Tilda is truly fabulous.

  • ChelseaNH

    Yea! (Like, duh)

  • ChelseaNH

    Yea! (Like, duh)

  • http://profiles.google.com/tarabrock tara brock

    Very nice but they look very painful.

  • http://profiles.google.com/tarabrock tara brock

    very nice but they look very painful.

  • http://profiles.google.com/tarabrock tara brock

    Very nice but they look very painful.

  • http://profiles.google.com/tarabrock tara brock

    very nice but they look very painful.

  • Anonymous

    Yea x10! Did you even need to ask? ;-)

  • librarygrrl64

    Yea x10! Did you even need to ask? ;-)

  • Anonymous

    Close up they are cute, I find that thorn detail very clever. But the roses look from far like the shoe grew warts,

    so NAY.

  • http://twitter.com/skinnyrhodes Kate Skinner

    Big huge YEA!!!

  • ElisaSchmetterling

    Close up they are cute, I find that thorn detail very clever. But the roses look from far like the shoe grew warts,

    so NAY.

  • http://twitter.com/skinnyrhodes Kate Skinner

    Big huge YEA!!!

  • Lisasabatier

    On her, yea!

  • Lisasabatier

    On her, yea!

  • http://twitter.com/RocknLox Khadijah James

    I’m not feeling it. A wicker rose? Meh…

  • RocknLox

    I’m not feeling it. A wicker rose? Meh…

  • http://twitter.com/RocknLox Khadijah James

    I’m not feeling it. A wicker rose? Meh…

  • SMM

    Yea!

  • SMM

    Yea!

  • SMM

    Yea!

  • Guest

    Not really interested

  • Guest

    Not really interested

  • Michelle Shields

    oh hell yea!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Michelle-Shields/1200782178 Michelle Shields

    oh hell yea!

  • tee

    Yes!!! She’s a badass.

  • tee

    Yes!!! She’s a badass.

  • Jesinalbuquerque

    great shoes. HOWEVER, I’ve never seen a woman past say, early 20s, who has the legs and feet to carry off bare legs and naked sandals. Buy some host, for pity sake.

  • Polyethylenepam

    NAY. flowers are just too big.

  • Polyethylenepam

    NAY. flowers are just too big.

  • Terri in SF

    YEA! I actually liked the whole look.

  • ask

    Looking at them again… so not wearable. Look how low that heel “cup” (cap?) is. And in the shoe alone view the ankle strap is raised away from and in from the back with a thin strap across basically just the toes and 5-6″ spiky heels. (And worn on cracked, holey stone ground?) And on top of that they don’t fit?

    So many women here saying how great they are. No wonder there are so many unwearable women’s shoes.

  • Terri in SF

    YEA! I actually liked the whole look.

  • ask

    Looking at them again… so not wearable. Look how low that heel “cup” (cap?) is. And in the shoe alone view the ankle strap is raised away from and in from the back with a thin strap across basically just the toes and 5-6″ spiky heels. (And worn on cracked, holey stone ground?) And on top of that they don’t fit?

    So many women here saying how great they are. No wonder there are so many unwearable women’s shoes.

  • http://www.tomandlorenzo.com/ Tom and Lorenzo

    Kittens, just a reminder that this is a post asking your opinions on Tilda’s shoes; not on her feet, legs or skin.

  • http://www.tomandorenzo.com Tom and Lorenzo

    Kittens, just a reminder that this is a post asking your opinions on Tilda’s shoes; not on her feet, legs or skin.

  • marciekr

    NAY!

  • http://beautyforrealgirls.blogspot.com/ accidental housewife

    I guess if anyone can get away with them, it’s SWINTON. But, still, NAY.

    She is pullling off My Favorite Look That I Cannot Wear: High-waisted skirt with a loose, tucked-in blouse. I don’t often bemoan my body, but it pisses me off that I can’t wear that look.

  • marciekr

    NAY!

  • Anonymous

    I guess if anyone can get away with them, it’s SWINTON. But, still, NAY.

    She is pullling off My Favorite Look That I Cannot Wear: High-waisted skirt with a loose, tucked-in blouse. I don’t often bemoan my body, but it pisses me off that I can’t wear that look.

  • Megan

    Nay for me, but yea for Tilda.

  • Megan

    Nay for me, but yea for Tilda.

  • jw_ny

    Yea

    Simple outfit so as to place all attention on the focal point…the shoes. Killah!

  • Anonymous

    Yea

    Simple outfit so as to place all attention on the focal point…the shoes. Killah!

  • Anonymous

    It’s just her bunions…they do that.

  • ItsDicey

    Nay. Not digging the shoes but she looks really fabulous otherwise.

  • Anonymous

    Nay. Not digging the shoes but she looks really fabulous otherwise.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=630305365 Leah Smith McGregor

    So. Much. Yea!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=630305365 Leah Smith McGregor

    So. Much. Yea!

  • Suzanne

    Yea!

  • Suzanne

    Yea!

  • MmmmmmmmK

    BIG YEA.

  • Anonymous

    BIG YEA.

  • http://twitter.com/Unclassical Alexandria N

    YEA!!!! Jeasus, Oprah, & Beiber! is that a flowered shoe that doesn’t look like it was ripped off the foot of a sorority bridesmaid? Halleluja!

  • http://twitter.com/Unclassical Alexandria N

    YEA!!!! Jeasus, Oprah, & Beiber! is that a flowered shoe that doesn’t look like it was ripped off the foot of a sorority bridesmaid? Halleluja!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_PHBN5RJ6BJHC72S22IIP3J437E Jae

    YEA!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_PHBN5RJ6BJHC72S22IIP3J437E Jae

    YEA!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_3CGY36NG25QFIZQOLMH7SQTKLU andrew

    Nay– sorta. Love the shoes but hate them on Tilda’s feet.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_3CGY36NG25QFIZQOLMH7SQTKLU andrew

    Nay– sorta. Love the shoes but hate them on Tilda’s feet.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1401197785 Jennifer Peters-Ahnberg

    That would be an AWWWWW Yea!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1401197785 Jennifer Peters-Ahnberg

    That would be an AWWWWW Yea!

  • https://twitter.com/LisaF1163 Lisa

    They would be a YAY for me! Normally, I just hate her style, and she’s still not rocking it for me otherwise, but the shoes are fabulous!

  • Lisa

    They would be a YAY for me! Normally, I just hate her style, and she’s still not rocking it for me otherwise, but the shoes are fabulous!

  • SatelliteAlice

    Yea!!!

    Gorge shoes! Seriously.

  • Anonymous

    Yea!!!

    Gorge shoes! Seriously.

  • Ben

    Yea! I was convinced you guys were going to say Nay though when I saw them at first.

  • Ben

    Yea! I was convinced you guys were going to say Nay though when I saw them at first.

  • formerlyAnon

    Shoes, YEA. But she could have used some stockings.

  • Anonymous

    Shoes, YEA. But she could have used some stockings.

  • Momzilla

    Yea… but where is the basket weave on that tiny heel cup?

  • Momzilla

    Yea… but where is the basket weave on that tiny heel cup?

  • Spcl K

    Have never like ankle straps, but this is a good shoe for the right person.

  • Spcl K

    Have never like ankle straps, but this is a good shoe for the right person.

  • andyleigh

    Regarding the clothes, if by “not very interesting” you mean butt ugly, then they are indeed not very interesting clothes. That skirt is hiddy, that blouse is inexplicable and together they make a combo that makes my eyes roll back in my head from the awfulness of it all. I don’t think it’s inappropriate to call this outfit “Ew!”

    That said, the shoes are fantastic. Bony ankles and thin ankle straps are a painful combination, but I’m not wearing them so I can look on them as the gift she gave us to try to trick us from looking upward at that mess she’s wearing. I hope it was just a bad day, I really do. Let’s hope tomorrow is much better for her.

    The shoes are IN!

  • andyleigh

    Regarding the clothes, if by “not very interesting” you mean butt ugly, then they are indeed not very interesting clothes. That skirt is hiddy, that blouse is inexplicable and together they make a combo that makes my eyes roll back in my head from the awfulness of it all. I don’t think it’s inappropriate to call this outfit “Ew!”

    That said, the shoes are fantastic. Bony ankles and thin ankle straps are a painful combination, but I’m not wearing them so I can look on them as the gift she gave us to try to trick us from looking upward at that mess she’s wearing. I hope it was just a bad day, I really do. Let’s hope tomorrow is much better for her.

    The shoes are IN!

  • yan

    Yea!

    Hate that blouse, though. Even on her.

  • yan

    Yea!

    Hate that blouse, though. Even on her.

  • http://profiles.google.com/jgonz85 Jasmine Gonzalez

    yea!

  • http://profiles.google.com/jgonz85 Jasmine Gonzalez

    yea!

  • Lauren

    Yea- Adorable.

  • Lauren

    Yea- Adorable.

  • Josh

    YEA!

  • Golden J

    yea, but they would have been YEA X A MILLION if they didn’t have those silly tumors on them.

  • Josh

    YEA!

  • Golden J

    yea, but they would have been YEA X A MILLION if they didn’t have those silly tumors on them.

  • Rosterberg1

    would someone please slap some color on her face… she always looks like an alien :P

  • Rosterberg1

    would someone please slap some color on her face… she always looks like an alien :P

  • http://twitter.com/mariacarson Maria Carson

    Love them!

  • Zippypie

    NAY – I hate this espadrille look on more formal shoes. Yuck. Reminds me of strips of burlap sack. The potato sack challenge from PR. Just not pretty.

  • http://twitter.com/mariacarson Maria Carson

    Love them!

  • Anonymous

    NAY – I hate this espadrille look on more formal shoes. Yuck. Reminds me of strips of burlap sack. The potato sack challenge from PR. Just not pretty.

  • Kristheot

    Oh, I liked these shoes until you mentioned the dog bone. Now I can only see rawhide. Nay!

  • Kcjamison

    Best shoes I have seen in a while. They almost fit her. Don’t you know she had on her outfit on and some PR person shoves the shoes at Tilda and say you have to were these. There is no other reason for this devine summer shoe to be with this buiness lunch outfit.

  • Tenley

    oh god no

  • Kcjamison

    Best shoes I have seen in a while. They almost fit her. Don’t you know she had on her outfit on and some PR person shoves the shoes at Tilda and say you have to were these. There is no other reason for this devine summer shoe to be with this buiness lunch outfit.

  • Tenley

    oh god no

  • Lorelei

    Love the shoes, do not love that they don’t appear to fit her that well. If she’s taking the onto the red carpet, she merits a pair that fits.

  • Lorelei

    Love the shoes, do not love that they don’t appear to fit her that well. If she’s taking the onto the red carpet, she merits a pair that fits.

  • SweetCaroline

    These shoes are one of those thinks that are Pretty In Theory. In practice, they’re the PITs!

    The picture makes them look gorgeous, but on her feet, they’re just akward.

    NAY

  • SweetCaroline

    These shoes are one of those thinks that are Pretty In Theory. In practice, they’re the PITs!

    The picture makes them look gorgeous, but on her feet, they’re just akward.

    NAY

  • SweetCaroline

    I think I’m going to change my vote. I looked at them again, and while I know, I – or most mortals – couldnt pull it off, this is SWINTON we’re talking about here. She’s doing a cheeky, high fashion secretary look, and I think she’s pulling it off. I spoke too soon

    YAY SWINTON!

  • SweetCaroline

    I think I’m going to change my vote. I looked at them again, and while I know, I – or most mortals – couldnt pull it off, this is SWINTON we’re talking about here. She’s doing a cheeky, high fashion secretary look, and I think she’s pulling it off. I spoke too soon

    YAY SWINTON!

  • http://summerborn.livejournal.com/ Summer Born

    YEA!

  • Dreamwell157

    I like them on the rack, but ouch. Her toes look all crunched in the closeup. Not an attractive look.

  • http://summerborn.livejournal.com/ Summer Born

    YEA!

  • http://summerborn.livejournal.com/ Summer Born

    YEA!

  • Dreamwell157

    I like them on the rack, but ouch. Her toes look all crunched in the closeup. Not an attractive look.

  • Dreamwell157

    I like them on the rack, but ouch. Her toes look all crunched in the closeup. Not an attractive look.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1628254116 Lisa Renninger

    LOVE them! BTW, did you see Gaga’s p@#%s shoes on American Idol? Fox had to censor them!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1628254116 Lisa Renninger

    LOVE them! BTW, did you see Gaga’s p@#%s shoes on American Idol? Fox had to censor them!

  • Mary

    I must confess – I absolutely adore them.

  • guest

    Yea!
    Wish they fit!
    Water retention! She looks sllliiimmm.

  • Mary

    I must confess – I absolutely adore them.

  • guest

    Yea!
    Wish they fit!
    Water retention! She looks sllliiimmm.

  • Altissima

    LOVE the shoes. Don’t love the pale blotchy mottled legs and feet. Never heard of sandle-toe stockings Tilda??

  • Jrittenberg

    The gold rose is perfect! YEA!

  • Jrittenberg

    The gold rose is perfect! YEA!

  • LittleKarnak

    Yay on the shoes but she really needs to get that bunion addressed!!!!

  • MeganPatterson

    love it, love them, love her. 

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=513945580 Megan Patterson

    love it, love them, love her. 

  • iambilljr

    Nay.  They look great empty.  They look like a rafia craft project with a foot in them.

  • Anonymous

    Nay.  They look great empty.  They look like a rafia craft project with a foot in them.

  • Alex

    Yea!

  • Alex

    Yea!

  • Dan_In_NYC

    yay,

  • Anonymous

    yay,

  • PrunellaV

    Those shoes make me want to go on vacation!

  • Prunella

    Those shoes make me want to go on vacation!

  • Leslie S

    yay! she can pull them off ’cause she’s tilda-motherfucking-swinton!

  • Leslie S

    yay! she can pull them off ’cause she’s tilda-motherfucking-swinton!

  • Anathema_Device

    Yay! 

  • Anonymous

    Yay! 

  • Ann Chatterton

    Yay

  • Ann Chatterton

    Yay

  • Ann Chatterton

    Yay

  • Chaka

     Yea.  I would marry those shoes.

  • Chaka

     Yea.  I would marry those shoes.

  • http://twitter.com/IfIwasasculptor Erin Leahy

    Nay! I love ankle straps, but hate flowers made out of stupid shit.

  • http://twitter.com/IfIwasasculptor Erin Leahy

    Nay! I love ankle straps, but hate flowers made out of stupid shit.

  • StL K

     Nay. They look silly and painful. I like the outfit.

  • StL K

     Nay. They look silly and painful. I like the outfit.

  • Caity

    YEA!

  • Caity

    YEA!

  • PatBiswanger

     YEA.  But my feet hurt just looking at them.

  • PatBiswanger

     YEA.  But my feet hurt just looking at them.

  • fursa_saida

    YEA VERILY YEA. The way the ankle strap connects to the main body of the shoe in the back is so much more elegant and interesting than the usual “it’s a circle that accidentally bumped into the back of a pump” strategy. It’s like a mini-t-strap in reverse, almost, and the resulting lower back of the shoe makes her ankles look freaking gorgeous from the back. (I don’t think I’ve ever considered what ankles looked like from the back before. One more thing to worry about while getting dressed, now. THANKS A LOT, SWINTON.)

  • Anonymous

    YEA VERILY YEA. The way the ankle strap connects to the main body of the shoe in the back is so much more elegant and interesting than the usual “it’s a circle that accidentally bumped into the back of a pump” strategy. It’s like a mini-t-strap in reverse, almost, and the resulting lower back of the shoe makes her ankles look freaking gorgeous from the back. (I don’t think I’ve ever considered what ankles looked like from the back before. One more thing to worry about while getting dressed, now. THANKS A LOT, SWINTON.)

  • Anonymous

    What on earth is wrong with her legs?

  • Anonymous

    I think it’s because, like me, Tilda has very wide feet across the ball and narrow heels. Look at the picture where you can see her feet from the front: in order to accommodate her foot with the strap in the front, she probably had to go up to a size that’s maybe a bit too long. Been there a thousand times. (Actually, it looks like she might have bunions, which my mother and I both also have, and let me tell you, that only makes the “wedge-shaped foot” problem you were born with a thousand times worse. Oy.)

  • Laurieroz

    YEA!  I especially love the little thorn on the heel!

    • Deborah

       Nearly 6 full pages of comments and I think you are the first to mention the little thorn. I say YEAH! Though the thorn makes them a bit “themey,” I still think they are pretty fab.

  • Laurieroz

    YEA!  I especially love the little thorn on the heel!

  • Nariya

     Yea! And Yay! Swinton!

  • Nariya

     Yea! And Yay! Swinton!

  • paginatrix

    Yea yea yea, oh God yea!

  • Anonymous

    Yea yea yea, oh God yea!

  • Kriky

     Yea!

  • moohoop

     The rosette looks like a pillsbury cinnamon roll… which means they are DELICIOUS.

  • Anonymous

     Yea!

  • Anonymous

     The rosette looks like a pillsbury cinnamon roll… which means they are DELICIOUS.

  • girliecue

    Nay. I hate flowers on shoes the way you two hate ankle straps. I’m even going to find a way to blame those flowers for causing the veins on Ms. Swinton’s legs to pop out. She didn’t seem to have that problem with other shoes. Just sayin’.

  • girliecue

    Nay. I hate flowers on shoes the way you two hate ankle straps. I’m even going to find a way to blame those flowers for causing the veins on Ms. Swinton’s legs to pop out. She didn’t seem to have that problem with other shoes. Just sayin’.

  • Anonymous

    Let me clarify.  Tilda’s Tildaness that makes this shoe werq…She’s like an older version of those tall, androgynous, almost ugly with great cheek bones exotic models, and her perpetual mood is one of proud apathy to fashion standards of mere mortals. She’s made for experimental fashion.  

    Tan, happy, people pleasing girl next door cheerleaders like Blake Lively or Jennifer Aniston, don’t have the ladyballs to wear this shoe. Their “trying too hard” would soooo be showing and this shoe would be definitely nay. 

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=704416981 Peter Anthony Ryan

    NAY

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=704416981 Peter Anthony Ryan

    NAY

  • MP

    Nay…if feet can age a woman like hands can, these feet shots do it to Tilda.  

  • http://moodring54.livejournal.com/ moodring54

    Yea! Are they suppossed to fit like that though? It doesn’t change my vote, but it’s interesting.

  • http://moodring54.livejournal.com/ moodring54

    Yea! Are they suppossed to fit like that though? It doesn’t change my vote, but it’s interesting.

  • demidaemon

    YEA!!! 

  • Anonymous

    YEA!!! 

  • Christine Marie

    It’s something that Tilda Swinton is wearing. . . . is that even a question? Silly bitches

    YEA

  • Christine Marie

    It’s something that Tilda Swinton is wearing. . . . is that even a question? Silly bitches

    YEA

  • alyce1213

     The shoes are brilliant! Unlike youse guys, I love ankle straps. But they are 1/2 size too large for her, can’t you tell?

  • alyce1213

     The shoes are brilliant! Unlike youse guys, I love ankle straps. But they are 1/2 size too large for her, can’t you tell?

  • ubiquitous

    A bit too big in the back, but drop-dead stunning shoes.

  • ubiquitous

    A bit too big in the back, but drop-dead stunning shoes.

  • Brendan

    Yea!

  • Brendan

    Yea!

  • http://www.facebook.com/sorana.tarmu Sorana Tarmu

    I am sorry, but why on earth would I want to look like I stuck a choux-a-la-creme on my …well, shoe. I like the little bump on the heel, though. Still NAY.

  • http://www.facebook.com/sorana.tarmu Sorana Tarmu

    I am sorry, but why on earth would I want to look like I stuck a choux-a-la-creme on my …well, shoe. I like the little bump on the heel, though. Still NAY.

  • Tropbelle

    YEA. There is very little TS can do without me falling in love with her all over again.

  • Tropbelle

    YEA. There is very little TS can do without me falling in love with her all over again.

  • http://profiles.google.com/cracklerod Jasper Peng

     nay — the shape and colors really match the outfit and the occasion, but that looks like two garlic rolls glued onto her feet, but that looks like two garlic rolls glued onto her feet

  • http://profiles.google.com/cracklerod Jasper Peng

     nay — the shape and colors really match the outfit and the occasion, but that looks like two garlic rolls glued onto her feet, but that looks like two garlic rolls glued onto her feet

  • NewtonGOTbeaned

    I don’t know.  I can’t get over how freaking uncomfortable they look.

  • NewtonGOTbeaned

    I don’t know.  I can’t get over how freaking uncomfortable they look.

  • http://profiles.google.com/sara.e.munoz Sara Munoz

     I love the little thorn in the back.

  • Diane_G

    I’d buy the knockoffs at Target. I use Tilda oftentimes as a reference because I’m tall, straight and leggy as well.  Yup, I can wear it. IN.
    But what that shirt? Droopy sideboob much? Blech.

  • http://profiles.google.com/sara.e.munoz Sara Munoz

     I love the little thorn in the back.

  • Anonymous

    I’d buy the knockoffs at Target. I use Tilda oftentimes as a reference because I’m tall, straight and leggy as well.  Yup, I can wear it. IN.
    But what that shirt? Droopy sideboob much? Blech.

  • kaycem

    i agree ~ they’re fab and she’s working the shit out of them… i’m sure many BKs will disagree, but i think this is one of the FEW times espadrille-esque shoes look chic or even wearable.

  • kayce.

    i agree ~ they’re fab and she’s working the shit out of them… i’m sure many BKs will disagree, but i think this is one of the FEW times espadrille-esque shoes look chic or even wearable.

  • KC

     She looks like she has a growth on her foot…

  • KC

     She looks like she has a growth on her foot…

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  • http://www.mikellestreet.blogspot.com/ Mikelle S

     I’m not loving the rose so much.

  • http://www.markese91.blogspot.com Mikelle S

     I’m not loving the rose so much.

  • Lulu

    Looks like she dropped her knish on her shoe.

  • Lulu

    Looks like she dropped her knish on her shoe.

  • Eve

    Yes!  Especially the rosettes.  So there! 

  • Eve

    Yes!  Especially the rosettes.  So there! 

  • http://twitter.com/MidnightHarlow Jackdee Baptiste

    Yea! But couldn’t she slap some polish on those toes..a nude, a sheer pink, cotton candy color or something.

  • http://twitter.com/MidnightHarlow Jackdee Baptiste

    Yea! But couldn’t she slap some polish on those toes..a nude, a sheer pink, cotton candy color or something.

  • Theresaharnisch

    yea – and love the thorn detail!

  • Theresaharnisch

    yea – and love the thorn detail!

  • ScottHesterJohnson

    The bland outfit up top demands that you pay those shoes the respect they deserve. Kuh-dooz.

  • Anonymous

    The bland outfit up top demands that you pay those shoes the respect they deserve. Kuh-dooz.

  • Anonymous

    The bland outfit up top demands that you pay those shoes the respect they deserve. Kuh-dooz.

  • Perry

    Hells to the Yea! 

  • Perry

    Hells to the Yea! 

  • AudreysMom

    Yea. But Tilda demands nothing less. 

  • Anonymous

    Yea. But Tilda demands nothing less. 

  • Bmgurru

     KILLA!

  • Bmgurru

     KILLA!

  • Snarla

    Yea! 

  • Snarla

    Yea! 

  • Andres

    yea!! 

  • Andres

    yea!! 

  • Victoria Sharoyan

    When did Cinnabon get a line at Payless?

  • Victoria Sharoyan

    When did Cinnabon get a line at Payless?

  • Say What

    Nay because they don’t fit her.

  • Say What

    Nay because they don’t fit her.

  • Magnolia

    Very easy Yea for me. I like the outfit a lot; it’s subtle but classy, the color combination is nice on her, and it sets off the shoes, which she wisely chose as the point of interest, quite well.

    But forget that – I just figured out, after years of seeing her here in TLo posts, and wondering why I have the nagging suspicion she reminds me of someone, who that someone is. This bitch could be David Bowie’s twin!

  • Magnolia

    Very easy Yea for me. I like the outfit a lot; it’s subtle but classy, the color combination is nice on her, and it sets off the shoes, which she wisely chose as the point of interest, quite well.

    But forget that – I just figured out, after years of seeing her here in TLo posts, and wondering why I have the nagging suspicion she reminds me of someone, who that someone is. This bitch could be David Bowie’s twin!

  • Deborah

     Nearly 6 full pages of comments and I think you are the first to mention the little thorn. I say YEAH! Though the thorn makes them a bit “themey,” I still think they are pretty fab.

  • Niandra

    Her foot erupted with a straw tumor. Nay

  • Niandra

    Her foot erupted with a straw tumor. Nay

  • Michelle*

    Ok, I’m late to the party on this one but really Tilda can do no wrong in my book.  That being said, I have a question:  Do we no longer wear hose/pantyhose?  Am I dating myself by asking?  Yeah, I’m an older lady (55) so maybe I am but if we don’t wear pantyhose/stockings anymore what do we do?  Leg makeup???  Anyone?

  • Michelle*

    Ok, I’m late to the party on this one but really Tilda can do no wrong in my book.  That being said, I have a question:  Do we no longer wear hose/pantyhose?  Am I dating myself by asking?  Yeah, I’m an older lady (55) so maybe I am but if we don’t wear pantyhose/stockings anymore what do we do?  Leg makeup???  Anyone?

  • Carrie W

    Yea!!

  • Carrie W

    Yea!!

  • http://profiles.google.com/mjmillersbb marcia miller

    Nay!  EEEEEEEEEEEKK!!  Don’t like the flower growth.

  • http://profiles.google.com/mjmillersbb marcia miller

    Nay!  EEEEEEEEEEEKK!!  Don’t like the flower growth.

  • Scuba Otter

    The shoes are a yea, though I think nylons or nude airbrushing is called for to cover those blue veiny legs. 

  • Scuba Otter

    The shoes are a yea, though I think nylons or nude airbrushing is called for to cover those blue veiny legs. 

  • Judy_J

     I know I’m weighing in too late, but I just have to voice my opinion, ’cause that’s the kinda gal I am.  Cute shoes, but PLEASE, please make sure they fit before you wear them.  

  • Judy_J

     I know I’m weighing in too late, but I just have to voice my opinion, ’cause that’s the kinda gal I am.  Cute shoes, but PLEASE, please make sure they fit before you wear them.  

  • Gorengirl

    I love the whole look. Beautiful blouse….. and I am not a Swinton fan.
     

  • Anonymous

    I love the whole look. Beautiful blouse….. and I am not a Swinton fan.
     

  • Foxy

     Shoes are great but they are too big on her and her feet are not pretty so the close-ups are not good.

  • Foxy

     Shoes are great but they are too big on her and her feet are not pretty so the close-ups are not good.

  • http://profiles.google.com/mochizukisan kyasarin mochizuki

     YEA in theory, but, in actuality, on actual human feet (well, as human as Tilda Swinton can claim to be), I must say NAY.

  • http://profiles.google.com/mochizukisan kyasarin mochizuki

     YEA in theory, but, in actuality, on actual human feet (well, as human as Tilda Swinton can claim to be), I must say NAY.

  • EEK/STL

     Yea! Love them. Queen Tilda can do no wrong, even when she does wrong.

  • EEK/STL

     Yea! Love them. Queen Tilda can do no wrong, even when she does wrong.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_3DHL7N5EW3MAOBF7GF22OTQBSM ShawnH

    Yea times 5000!!!!

  • http://twitter.com/Carolcdt Carol Terry

    Yea. Usually dislike ankle straps. And not sure how many could pull it off. But on her: yea.