Yea or Nay: Brooke Shields’ Tobi Tobin Necklace

Posted on May 13, 2011

Brooke Shields attended  New York City Ballet’s 2011 spring gala at the David H. Koch Theater at Lincoln Center wearing a Tobi Tobin necklace. Well, “necklace” might be a  misnomer. It’s more like a flamboyant, ambitious scarf.

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Wow. That’s kinda … something, isn’t it? Forgive our uncharacteristic reticence, darlings. We’re trying to figure it out ourselves. We’ll say this: at least she paired it with the right dress. It works fairly well with the one-shoulder neckline and you wouldn’t want to wear a colorful or sparkly dress with this thing, so the black was a good choice. It’s a head-turner, that’s for sure.  But ultimately, we think it’s just too much. Feathers AND sparkles AND little fleurchons made out of Ace bandages? This is where we get off, kittens. But fortunately, we’re all about letting you have your say and since you had so very much to say about Tilda’s shoes yesterday (which were declared a YEA by the minions), we’re getting the band back together one more time:

Brooke Shields’ sparkles and feathers: YEA or NAY?

[Photo Credit: getty, wireimage, paulandwilliams via flickr]

    • meow kitten

      That’s a lot o’ look.  Nay to the max. 

    • meow kitten

      That’s a lot o’ look.  Nay to the max. 

    • Brittany

      Nea. You miss the detail from the fleurchons when the picture is pulled back, so it just looks like an ace bandage colored blob. Not cute.

    • Brittany

      Nea. You miss the detail from the fleurchons when the picture is pulled back, so it just looks like an ace bandage colored blob. Not cute.

    • Miss_Led

      Uh, Brooke, a turkey flew into your headlamps. NAY. 

      • ccinnc

         This is my first laugh of the day – I can’t stop chuckling at the mental image. Thanks.

      • ItsDicey

        Yeah, I had similar thoughts.  

    • Anonymous

      Uh, Brooke, a turkey flew into your headlamps. NAY. 

    • Fifi LaRoux

      I don’t hate it but I don’t love it. so… nayea?

    • http://twitter.com/jennsaysmeow Fifi LaRoux

      I don’t hate it but I don’t love it. so… nayea?

    • Breeze

      NAY (and the same to the shoes)

    • Breeze

      NAY (and the same to the shoes)

    • Ted Kane

      Bib.  Nay. 

    • KB

      Apparently Brooke Shields shops at Etsy with the rest of us. And earns the same NAY of tastelessness. 

      • jenski

        I’m thinking this is something I saw on regretsy!  

    • http://www.lippsisters.com/ Deborah Lipp

      Nay. There’s something gruesome about the bandage tone combined with the feathers, like roadkill.

      I disagree about the dress; I think the same dress in a simple, bold jewel-tone would have offset those black feathers better and made them look less funereal.

    • Oli

       somehow the shoes and the length of the dress are wrong for this necklace thing 

      • kate!

        i completely agree. the dress needs to be above the knee and the ankle straps and amish-ness of the shoes are destroying brooke’s look

    • Ted Kane

      Bib.  Nay. 

    • KB

      Apparently Brooke Shields shops at Etsy with the rest of us. And earns the same NAY of tastelessness. 

    • Anonymous

      Nay. There’s something gruesome about the bandage tone combined with the feathers, like roadkill.

      I disagree about the dress; I think the same dress in a simple, bold jewel-tone would have offset those black feathers better and made them look less funereal.

    • Oli

       somehow the shoes and the length of the dress are wrong for this necklace thing 

    • Ted Kane

      It looks like a bi 

    • andyleigh

      Nay! Out! Nix! Ew!

      That’s one ugly…thing…wrapped around her neck.  Maybe it’s there to distract from the shoes that manage to make both her feet and legs look so stumpy.   If that’s what she was going for then Good Job!  Otherwise, I don’t know why she’d even put on such a thing.  For god’s sake, think of the children!

    • Ted Kane

      It looks like a bi 

    • andyleigh

      Nay! Out! Nix! Ew!

      That’s one ugly…thing…wrapped around her neck.  Maybe it’s there to distract from the shoes that manage to make both her feet and legs look so stumpy.   If that’s what she was going for then Good Job!  Otherwise, I don’t know why she’d even put on such a thing.  For god’s sake, think of the children!

    • jw_ny

      Wow is right…that really is something…..

      Nay.

    • Anonymous

      Wow is right…that really is something…..

      Nay.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jonika-Tannous/1159464315 Jonika Tannous

      kind of looks like she ran over a bird and then hung it from her chest to celebrate her victory over mother nature. nay.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jonika-Tannous/1159464315 Jonika Tannous

      kind of looks like she ran over a bird and then hung it from her chest to celebrate her victory over mother nature. nay.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jessica-TallGirl-Freeman/1043623567 Jessica TallGirl Freeman

       Pretty sure I made something similar as an elementary school craft project.  NAY.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jessica-TallGirl-Freeman/1043623567 Jessica TallGirl Freeman

       Pretty sure I made something similar as an elementary school craft project.  NAY.

    • Judy S

      She looks uncomfortable and IT looks uncomfortable.  Nay.

    • Judy S

      She looks uncomfortable and IT looks uncomfortable.  Nay.

    • Jakie

      NAY - too much going on and it is all hideous. 

    • Jakie

      NAY - too much going on and it is all hideous. 

    • Anonymous

      Okay, unlike almost everyone who’s posted so far, I think THIS is a hard one. It’s an ugly piece on its own but in the right context on the right woman it could have a lot of dramatic impact (in a good way) where real jewelry might be a tad too . . . well, I can’t decide between formal or upscale, neither being the exact term.

      But as you’ve said in another post, this is another woman’s necklace.  It needs someone with carriage approaching that of Iman to lend grace and presence. The dress length & shoes and her linebacker stance combine to make her look far less graceful than she usually does. And while it may be different in person, I’ve never thought she had a lot of presence.

      Out. Or rather, nay. But it wasn’t inevitable.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_UCLO5V2YD36T7QMPKOC7YXPOFU Erica

      Alright, because it looks better up close, I’m going to say Yea on the necklace because it’s adventurous and different, paired with a good dress.  But a big ole NAY on the shoes.  I know they are heels, but they manage to look like grandma shoes just the same. 

    • formerlyAnon

      Okay, unlike almost everyone who’s posted so far, I think THIS is a hard one. It’s an ugly piece on its own but in the right context on the right woman it could have a lot of dramatic impact (in a good way) where real jewelry might be a tad too . . . well, I can’t decide between formal or upscale, neither being the exact term.

      But as you’ve said in another post, this is another woman’s necklace.  It needs someone with carriage approaching that of Iman to lend grace and presence. The dress length & shoes and her linebacker stance combine to make her look far less graceful than she usually does. And while it may be different in person, I’ve never thought she had a lot of presence.

      Out. Or rather, nay. But it wasn’t inevitable.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_UCLO5V2YD36T7QMPKOC7YXPOFU Erica

      Alright, because it looks better up close, I’m going to say Yea on the necklace because it’s adventurous and different, paired with a good dress.  But a big ole NAY on the shoes.  I know they are heels, but they manage to look like grandma shoes just the same. 

    • Anonymous

      Why did “Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves” pop into my head when I saw this? While that makes me happy, this is much too much. 
      Nay. 

    • kingderella

      i like it in theory. i practice… i dont hate it. i dont love it either. more like, respect it, maybe.

    • AlexisPayne

      Why did “Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves” pop into my head when I saw this? While that makes me happy, this is much too much. 
      Nay. 

    • http://kingderella.tumblr.com/ kingderella

      i like it in theory. i practice… i dont hate it. i dont love it either. more like, respect it, maybe.

    • Anonymous

      I really like it – it’s fun and different and it does indeed look great with that dress. The sparkle calls attention nicely up towards her face. The only thing I don’t like about this outfit are her shoes! 

    • littlestars

      I really like it – it’s fun and different and it does indeed look great with that dress. The sparkle calls attention nicely up towards her face. The only thing I don’t like about this outfit are her shoes! 

      • MilaXX

        Yes the shoes are a crime against humanity.

        • http://vhanna26.typepad.com Vera

          So distracted by the necklace, I didn’t look at the shoes…Okay, they don’t work.

    • jesinalbuquerque

      odd, awkward-teenager stance. I’d have thought she’d know more about posing. As for the necklace,just weird.

    • jesinalbuquerque

      odd, awkward-teenager stance. I’d have thought she’d know more about posing. As for the necklace,just weird.

    • Anonymous

       A Big Fat Nay for a Big Fat neck-thingy.

    • ChaquitaPhilly

       A Big Fat Nay for a Big Fat neck-thingy.

    • http://profiles.google.com/jerome.springer Jerome Springer

       That’s just….wow, that awful.  To add salt to the open wound, she looks oh so very scared.  I’ve found myself paying more attention to the clutches the women are carrying around in most of these.  And I must say, ladies have been carrying around some really pretty and slightly unique clutches lately.  

    • http://profiles.google.com/jerome.springer Jerome Springer

       That’s just….wow, that awful.  To add salt to the open wound, she looks oh so very scared.  I’ve found myself paying more attention to the clutches the women are carrying around in most of these.  And I must say, ladies have been carrying around some really pretty and slightly unique clutches lately.  

    • Alison Hinks

      Wow, I’m a big YEA on this one. The NAY goes to what’s going on from the knees down. Knees up, doing fine. This is way to dip one’s toe into the crazy pool but not get completely soaked. It is especially good for, ahem, women of a certain age to get wacky without getting trashy or trying to go too Gaga. I want to see more wacked-out necklaces on post-40 female stars, please :) Much love, Ali

    • http://pleasewelcomeyourjudges.blogspot.com/ Brian @ PWYJudges

      NAY. Goodness gracious.

    • Alison Hinks

      Wow, I’m a big YEA on this one. The NAY goes to what’s going on from the knees down. Knees up, doing fine. This is way to dip one’s toe into the crazy pool but not get completely soaked. It is especially good for, ahem, women of a certain age to get wacky without getting trashy or trying to go too Gaga. I want to see more wacked-out necklaces on post-40 female stars, please :) Much love, Ali

    • http://pleasewelcomeyourjudges.com/ Brian @ PWYJudges

      NAY. Goodness gracious.

    • CPK

      hahahahhaha (no)

    • VirginiaValerie

      Can’t say i like the necklace, but gotta give her props for working it to its maximum potential!

    • CPK

      hahahahhaha (no)

    • VirginiaValerie

      Can’t say i like the necklace, but gotta give her props for working it to its maximum potential!

    • ICHUB69

       NAY…poor Brooke, it looks like a merkin…

    • ICHUB69

       NAY…poor Brooke, it looks like a merkin…

    • http://twitter.com/VicksieDo Vickie Lord

       I love it personally

    • Nancy lee

      I don’t like it in the close-ups, but I like it a lot in the full body shots. She is tall enough that it doesn’t overwhelm her, as it would a Jessica Simpson type.  

    • VicksieDo

       I love it personally

    • Nancy lee

      I don’t like it in the close-ups, but I like it a lot in the full body shots. She is tall enough that it doesn’t overwhelm her, as it would a Jessica Simpson type.  

    • Bayley

       Nay. That thing is gross. Also, Nay.

    • Bayley

       Nay. That thing is gross. Also, Nay.

    • Anonymous

      I love it and would totally wear it with a black dress just like she did:) 

    • enchanted216

      I love it and would totally wear it with a black dress just like she did:) 

    • Anonymous

      NAY. Ugly, ugly, ugly! 

    • demidaemon

      NAY. Ugly, ugly, ugly! 

    • Karen

      That’s a necklace?  When I first saw the pic on another site I assumed it was part of the dress, and I didn’t like it then.  I really don’t like it now that I know it’s a necklace!  Sorry, nay. 

    • Karen

      That’s a necklace?  When I first saw the pic on another site I assumed it was part of the dress, and I didn’t like it then.  I really don’t like it now that I know it’s a necklace!  Sorry, nay. 

    • http://profiles.google.com/katherinempg Katherine Pisarro-Grant

      NAY. I gagged a little 

    • sandra E

      Looks like a clay fetus to me!

      Nope, not even. 

    • Anonymous

      That’s a whole lotta ugly in one place. I disagree about the dress: if you’re going to wear something like that, it needs a floor length dress to balance it out.

    • http://profiles.google.com/katherinempg Katherine Pisarro-Grant

      NAY. I gagged a little 

    • sandra E

      Looks like a clay fetus to me!

      Nope, not even. 

    • BrooklynBomber

      That’s a whole lotta ugly in one place. I disagree about the dress: if you’re going to wear something like that, it needs a floor length dress to balance it out.

      • dress_up_doll

         I agree, wholeheartedly. The look lacks balance. I’ve tried to fix this outfit and the only solution I could come up with was the recommendation that the dress be floor-length. I don’t even hate the necklace. It’s certainly a conversation piece.

    • Len

      I sort of like “it”. I wouldn’t want to try and eat a spaghetti dinner while wearing “it” that would be challenging. For some reason I think “it” would have looked better if Brooke was wearing full length gown.   So yay for the neck merkins.

    • Anonymous

      NAY. Ridiculous!

    • Len

      I sort of like “it”. I wouldn’t want to try and eat a spaghetti dinner while wearing “it” that would be challenging. For some reason I think “it” would have looked better if Brooke was wearing full length gown.   So yay for the neck merkins.

    • lovelyivy

      NAY. Ridiculous!

    • Anonymous

      Yea! In the world of Sewing Siren there is no such thing as too much feathers  and sparkles!

    • SewingSiren

      Yea! In the world of Sewing Siren there is no such thing as too much feathers  and sparkles!

    • rosie5215

       The necklace is actually ok as part of an overall look, but Christ on a bike, THOSE SHOES…THOSE are the real travesty here.  

    • rosie5215

       The necklace is actually ok as part of an overall look, but Christ on a bike, THOSE SHOES…THOSE are the real travesty here.  

    • rosie5215

       The necklace is actually ok as part of an overall look, but Christ on a bike, THOSE SHOES…THOSE are the real travesty here.  

    • MilaXX

      I like it with the dress Brooke is wearing, but it’s so much that you are really limited with what you can pair this with. Small yea for me.

    • MilaXX

      I like it with the dress Brooke is wearing, but it’s so much that you are really limited with what you can pair this with. Small yea for me.

    • Sara__B

      Nay. Unless you’re an Amazon warrior woman in need of a formal breastplate.

    • Sara__B

      Nay. Unless you’re an Amazon warrior woman in need of a formal breastplate.

    • Griet

      I think it could look good with a t-shirt, jeans, and jacket but not with that dress.  Nay.  Big time.

    • Griet

      I think it could look good with a t-shirt, jeans, and jacket but not with that dress.  Nay.  Big time.

    • Kreekdragon

      If anyone can handle it, she can.  Right lady, right dress, I think she looks classy.  YEA!

    • Kreekdragon

      If anyone can handle it, she can.  Right lady, right dress, I think she looks classy.  YEA!

    • Ben

       nay.right dress, if you HAD to wear the necklace. its too much. its not particularly pretty. the feathers make the whole thing look like its trying to claw its way across her tits.

    • Ben

       nay.right dress, if you HAD to wear the necklace. its too much. its not particularly pretty. the feathers make the whole thing look like its trying to claw its way across her tits.

    • SweetCaroline

      Theres a lot going on, and it’s pretty ugly… but I gotta give it a YAY. Only because this is the best this necklace is gonna look- paired with a beautiful woman with gorgeous hair and the right dress.

    • SweetCaroline

      Theres a lot going on, and it’s pretty ugly… but I gotta give it a YAY. Only because this is the best this necklace is gonna look- paired with a beautiful woman with gorgeous hair and the right dress.

    • http://twitter.com/pag_baj Paige Boerman

      Nay. It’s all just too much.

    • http://twitter.com/karenb0716 Karen B

      She’s wearing a tribble!

    • Rebecca

      I give it a Yea!  Also, I want her arms. 

    • http://twitter.com/pag_baj Paige Boerman

      Nay. It’s all just too much.

    • http://twitter.com/karenb0716 Karen B

      She’s wearing a tribble!

    • Rebecca

      I give it a Yea!  Also, I want her arms. 

    • Eclectic Mayhem

       Thrice nay!

    • Erin

      I gotta say nay on this….looks like a paper towel covering a stain. A high end, rather pricey paper towel, but still.  

    • Eclectic Mayhem

       Thrice nay!

    • Erin

      I gotta say nay on this….looks like a paper towel covering a stain. A high end, rather pricey paper towel, but still.  

    • homofascist

      Nay.  Even she looks like she hates it.
       

    • Anonymous

      Nay.  Even she looks like she hates it.
       

    • http://www.thirteen.org/program-content/downton-dish-season-3-episode-1/ Gotham Tomato

       Has Santino changed his name to Tobi Tobin?

      –GothamTomato

    • MilaXX

      Yes the shoes are a crime against humanity.

    • Anonymous

       Has Santino changed his name to Tobi Tobin?

      –GothamTomato

    • Anonymous

       This is my first laugh of the day – I can’t stop chuckling at the mental image. Thanks.

    • Wannabe

       Agassi’s revenge? 

    • Wannabe

       Agassi’s revenge? 

    • Lauren E Dillon

       Nay! Though the ace bandage flowers are good for soaking up drool should someone particularly swoon-worthy comes around.

    • Fernando

      NAY, that thing look super cheap.
      And talking about “super”…Wonder Woman pilot was rejected by NBC ¿How about that? 

    • Lauren E Dillon

       Nay! Though the ace bandage flowers are good for soaking up drool should someone particularly swoon-worthy comes around.

    • Lauren E Dillon

       Nay! Though the ace bandage flowers are good for soaking up drool should someone particularly swoon-worthy comes around.

    • Fernando

      NAY, that thing look super cheap.
      And talking about “super”…Wonder Woman pilot was rejected by NBC ¿How about that? 

    • Fernando

      NAY, that thing look super cheap.
      And talking about “super”…Wonder Woman pilot was rejected by NBC ¿How about that? 

    • ccinnc

      I can’t figure her out. She was a model, she’s such a good looking woman, but she always looks awkward and a bit matronly on the RC. Why?

    • GorgeousThings

       As the bassist for the band, I give it a just-barely Yea. It’s… weird, but it works for the most part. It looks better in the still photograph than it does on the body.

      Hate the shoes she’s wearing, though.

    • Sara Dee

       Eeeeeeh, it looks like there’s a flower exploding out of her chest Alien-style. 

    • Anonymous

      I can’t figure her out. She was a model, she’s such a good looking woman, but she always looks awkward and a bit matronly on the RC. Why?

    • Anonymous

       As the bassist for the band, I give it a just-barely Yea. It’s… weird, but it works for the most part. It looks better in the still photograph than it does on the body.

      Hate the shoes she’s wearing, though.

    • Anonymous

       Eeeeeeh, it looks like there’s a flower exploding out of her chest Alien-style. 

    • mypartay

      Hate it so much, I don’t know where to begin… WAY nay

    • mypartay

      Hate it so much, I don’t know where to begin… WAY nay

    • Vaniljekjeks

      Yea in its concept, nay on Brooke.   I see this being worn with a coat in the wintertime to add some flashiness, like a scarf. 

    • Vaniljekjeks

      Yea in its concept, nay on Brooke.   I see this being worn with a coat in the wintertime to add some flashiness, like a scarf. 

    • Paula

       Its … no.

    • Paula

       Its … no.

    • http://reneesance.etsy.com Reneesance

      Wow! that’s a whole lotta look.  It actually looks like something I’d see on Regretsy,  Although upon further inspection I don’t think I’d hate it SO much if it didn’t have the feathers.  But I’m going to vote a great be Nay!

      • CNM

         My thoughts exactly!  Regretsy fodder.

    • http://profiles.google.com/mollygeipel Molly Geipel

       NAY.

    • MkeLaurie

      That necklace makes her feet look really stubby. Oh, wait. It’s the shoes. Or maybe it’s both.

    • http://reneesance.etsy.com Reneesance

      Wow! that’s a whole lotta look.  It actually looks like something I’d see on Regretsy,  Although upon further inspection I don’t think I’d hate it SO much if it didn’t have the feathers.  But I’m going to vote a great be Nay!

    • http://profiles.google.com/mollygeipel Molly Geipel

       NAY.

    • MkeLaurie

      That necklace makes her feet look really stubby. Oh, wait. It’s the shoes. Or maybe it’s both.

    • Aunt Dee

      A big ol’ NAY from North Carolina!  It’s either a fancy bib, or some small furry animal with sparkly buttons just leaped to her chest.

    • Aunt Dee

      A big ol’ NAY from North Carolina!  It’s either a fancy bib, or some small furry animal with sparkly buttons just leaped to her chest.

    • TigerLinda

      Gotta vote “no.”  Like Brooke, hate the neck appendage.

    • Anonymous

      Gotta vote “no.”  Like Brooke, hate the neck appendage.

    • CeeQ

      Oh um…..I want to like it, I really do….but Nay.  Just too much!

    • SatelliteAlice

      Nay…. it is just too going on.  

    • aussiegal77

      Oh um…..I want to like it, I really do….but Nay.  Just too much!

    • Anonymous

      Nay…. it is just too going on.  

    • fireontiger

      Absolutely not… too many elements for one poor, overtaxed necklace. NAY!

    • Anonymous

      Absolutely not… too many elements for one poor, overtaxed necklace. NAY!

    • merrigator

      NAY!

    • Merrigator

      NAY!

    • Ccabek

      no, no and again NO

    • Ccabek

      no, no and again NO

    • http://vhanna26.typepad.com Vera

      The necklace is totally wild, but Brooke makes it work.

    • http://vhanna26.typepad.com Vera

      The necklace is totally wild, but Brooke makes it work.

    • http://vhanna26.typepad.com Vera

      So distracted by the necklace, I didn’t look at the shoes…Okay, they don’t work.

    • http://profiles.google.com/jumpdogmom Shirley Cook

       nope.  nay.  it hides too much of her dress.  make the “fleurs” piece shorter and narrower, put the feathers on the other side of the fleurs, turn the necklace sideways so that the “fleurs avec des plumes” sits on her collar bone (would need counterweight in back), and it might work a bit better (in my humble opinion).

    • http://profiles.google.com/jumpdogmom Shirley Cook

       nope.  nay.  it hides too much of her dress.  make the “fleurs” piece shorter and narrower, put the feathers on the other side of the fleurs, turn the necklace sideways so that the “fleurs avec des plumes” sits on her collar bone (would need counterweight in back), and it might work a bit better (in my humble opinion).

    • marciekr

      When did Brooke Shields start looking like a guy in drag??

      Nay.

    • marciekr

      When did Brooke Shields start looking like a guy in drag??

      Nay.

    • Anonymous

       I agree, wholeheartedly. The look lacks balance. I’ve tried to fix this outfit and the only solution I could come up with was the recommendation that the dress be floor-length. I don’t even hate the necklace. It’s certainly a conversation piece.

    • altalinda

      Yay to the necklace.  I don’t like the one-sleeve feature, and the hem hits at the wrong spot. 

    • Anonymous

      Yay to the necklace.  I don’t like the one-sleeve feature, and the hem hits at the wrong spot. 

    • TLOsFutureExtraHusband

      Wait, an actual human person DESIGNED that to look the way it does?
      Oh please, no – not even a possibility….

      It was a craft project done by a bunch of Radical Faeries while doing some really killer mushrooms while on a retreat in a redwood forest in California.

      There IS no other explanation.

      PS I love Brooke, and normally she can do no wrong, but sister – did you have some of those ‘shrooms and promised to wear that thang?
       

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1344922354 Eric Scheirer Stott

      It looks like a craft project that was thrown in a drawer for a few years and squashed

    • TLOsFutureExtraHusband

      Wait, an actual human person DESIGNED that to look the way it does?
      Oh please, no – not even a possibility….

      It was a craft project done by a bunch of Radical Faeries while doing some really killer mushrooms while on a retreat in a redwood forest in California.

      There IS no other explanation.

      PS I love Brooke, and normally she can do no wrong, but sister – did you have some of those ‘shrooms and promised to wear that thang?
       

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1344922354 Eric Scheirer Stott

      It looks like a craft project that was thrown in a drawer for a few years and squashed

    • MissMissy

      I like it in theory, but it fails in the execution. It’s just too much stuff and it looks like a big ol’ mess. I think a lot could be helped by making the “necklace/scarf” part NOT sparkly. Nay.

    • MissMissy

      I like it in theory, but it fails in the execution. It’s just too much stuff and it looks like a big ol’ mess. I think a lot could be helped by making the “necklace/scarf” part NOT sparkly. Nay.

    • Shelley

      Hurts my neck just looking at it – nay!

    • Shelley

      Hurts my neck just looking at it – nay!

    • aimee_parrott

      nay.  It’s weird, because the IDEA of it works for me, but ultimately it looks more like roadkill than fashion.  I think the right really big honking necklace could have been fabulous with that dress, but I can never approve of fleurchons.  NEVER.
       
      Oh, and Brooke?  for the love of all that is good and holy, get another pair of shoes.  Please.  You look like a chorus girl from 42nd Street.

    • aimee_parrott

      nay.  It’s weird, because the IDEA of it works for me, but ultimately it looks more like roadkill than fashion.  I think the right really big honking necklace could have been fabulous with that dress, but I can never approve of fleurchons.  NEVER.
       
      Oh, and Brooke?  for the love of all that is good and holy, get another pair of shoes.  Please.  You look like a chorus girl from 42nd Street.

    • aimee_parrott

      nay.  It’s weird, because the IDEA of it works for me, but ultimately it looks more like roadkill than fashion.  I think the right really big honking necklace could have been fabulous with that dress, but I can never approve of fleurchons.  NEVER.
       
      Oh, and Brooke?  for the love of all that is good and holy, get another pair of shoes.  Please.  You look like a chorus girl from 42nd Street.

    • aimee_parrott

      nay.  It’s weird, because the IDEA of it works for me, but ultimately it looks more like roadkill than fashion.  I think the right really big honking necklace could have been fabulous with that dress, but I can never approve of fleurchons.  NEVER.
       
      Oh, and Brooke?  for the love of all that is good and holy, get another pair of shoes.  Please.  You look like a chorus girl from 42nd Street.

    • AudreysMom

      nay. The frumpy dress, and matchy bag don’t help, either. Imagine this necklace on a petite woman like Kristen Chenoweth?

    • Anonymous

      nay. The frumpy dress, and matchy bag don’t help, either. Imagine this necklace on a petite woman like Kristen Chenoweth?

    • mjude

      oh no!  NAY 

    • mjude

      oh no!  NAY 

    • donna

      It’s simply wrong. I was really so distracted by the way she is standing (and the fact that the X she is supposed to be standing on looks like it fell out of her lady parts) that I didn’t even appreciate the badness of the necklace/breastplate 

    • donna

      It’s simply wrong. I was really so distracted by the way she is standing (and the fact that the X she is supposed to be standing on looks like it fell out of her lady parts) that I didn’t even appreciate the badness of the necklace/breastplate 

    • http://tigergray.blogspot.com/ Tiger Gray

       I want the scarf. my covetousness is totally unreasonable. I am sure it is a million freakin dollars but if mere mortals can acquire this thing, I beg you for a link. 

    • http://tigergray.blogspot.com/ Tiger Gray

       I want the scarf. my covetousness is totally unreasonable. I am sure it is a million freakin dollars but if mere mortals can acquire this thing, I beg you for a link. 

    • http://tigergray.blogspot.com/ Tiger Gray

       I want the scarf. my covetousness is totally unreasonable. I am sure it is a million freakin dollars but if mere mortals can acquire this thing, I beg you for a link. 

    • madam wks

       roadkill

    • whippetlady

       Nay. Too many things going on at once.

    • madam wks

       roadkill

    • whippetlady

       Nay. Too many things going on at once.

    • holdmewhileimnaked

      i really like brooke shields, i met her a million years ago {w/, of course, at the time, her omnipresent mother} & she {brooke, not her mother} was a very nice, quiet, worried person. she {brooke, w/ of course, at the time, her omnipresent mother} was a semi-staple in the LA avant-music scene. may have been moreso sans the omnipresent. i dont wanna say anything derogatory about her {brooke} at all.

      but the neckthing is awful. it must have been made by a friend. she must be doing somebody a favor. it doesnt pass as avant-anything other than avant-awful, avant, après, au cours, from time immemorial til whenever time ends. no. horrible. & i tried.

    • http://profiles.google.com/trashilove { edi } ilovetrash

      i really like brooke shields, i met her a million years ago {w/, of course, at the time, her omnipresent mother} & she {brooke, not her mother} was a very nice, quiet, worried person. she {brooke, w/ of course, at the time, her omnipresent mother} was a semi-staple in the LA avant-music scene. may have been moreso sans the omnipresent. i dont wanna say anything derogatory about her {brooke} at all.

      but the neckthing is awful. it must have been made by a friend. she must be doing somebody a favor. it doesnt pass as avant-anything other than avant-awful, avant, après, au cours, from time immemorial til whenever time ends. no. horrible. & i tried.

    • Lulu

      It’s just plain ol’ ugly. 

    • Lulu

      It’s just plain ol’ ugly. 

    • Anon

      I like it!
       

    • Anon

      I like it!
       

    • zanna6

       Oh, mercy no. And I’m surprised you didn’t mention the length of the dress: ALL WRONG! 

    • zanna6

       Oh, mercy no. And I’m surprised you didn’t mention the length of the dress: ALL WRONG! 

    • tired_mommy

      Nay. Kinda reminds me of JLo’s v-jay puff dress.  

    • Tired mommy

      Nay. Kinda reminds me of JLo’s v-jay puff dress.  

    • Alexis

       I hate her dress and LOATHE her shoes, the necklace is not working. I think had she worn an iridescent green dress, something like what that guy made on project runway that time, it could have worked.

    • CNM

      Oh sweet jesus on a pogo stick, NAY.  This looks like something that would be featured on Regretsy. 

    • Alexis

       I hate her dress and LOATHE her shoes, the necklace is not working. I think had she worn an iridescent green dress, something like what that guy made on project runway that time, it could have worked.

    • CNM

      Oh sweet jesus on a pogo stick, NAY.  This looks like something that would be featured on Regretsy. 

    • http://beautyforrealgirls.blogspot.com/ accidental housewife

      The entire look is one big NAY. The shoes are all wrong for the length of the dress. She looks stumpy, and I didn’t think it was possible for Brooke Shields to look stumpy.

      The necklace looks like an alien that could attack at any time. If it weren’t for the turkey feathers*, it wouldn’t quite so bad.

      *I know they’re not actually turkey feathers, but I every time I look at the necklace, that’s what I’m expecting to see.

    • CNM

       My thoughts exactly!  Regretsy fodder.

    • Anonymous

      The entire look is one big NAY. The shoes are all wrong for the length of the dress. She looks stumpy, and I didn’t think it was possible for Brooke Shields to look stumpy.

      The necklace looks like an alien that could attack at any time. If it weren’t for the turkey feathers*, it wouldn’t quite so bad.

      *I know they’re not actually turkey feathers, but I every time I look at the necklace, that’s what I’m expecting to see.

    • Krakoa10

      she might have pulled it off if she hair was pulled back sleekly, but all that hair plus all the gunk on her neck is a bit much. 

    • Krakoa10

      she might have pulled it off if she hair was pulled back sleekly, but all that hair plus all the gunk on her neck is a bit much. 

    • JT

      I think she might of spilled some Latisse down the side of that thing.

    • JT

      I think she might of spilled some Latisse down the side of that thing.

    • Asdio

      She’s working it though

    • Asdio

      She’s working it though

    • Asdio

      She’s working it though

    • http://catherinerhodes.com Catherine

      NAY.

    • http://catherinerhodes.com Catherine

      NAY.

    • Marieanne

       NO.

    • Marieanne

       NO.

    • Carolyn

      No thank you. That looks a cancerous growth, not a necklace. Yikes.

    • Carolyn

      No thank you. That looks a cancerous growth, not a necklace. Yikes.

    • Jill

      Nay. For God’s sake. Ridiculous.

    • Jill

      Nay. For God’s sake. Ridiculous.

    • Kaycee

      Nay! It’s not graceful, it’s not harmonious, it’s not much but a pile of dissonent ugliness. Which does nothing to enhance the wearer’s beauty. Blech. 

    • Kaycee

      Nay! It’s not graceful, it’s not harmonious, it’s not much but a pile of dissonent ugliness. Which does nothing to enhance the wearer’s beauty. Blech. 

    • http://moodring54.livejournal.com/ moodring54

       In the words of Thor: I say thee, nay!

    • http://moodring54.livejournal.com/ moodring54

       In the words of Thor: I say thee, nay!

    • kittywhumpus

      So that’s where my glue gun went…

    • Anonymous

      So that’s where my glue gun went…

    • Anonymous

      So that’s where my glue gun went…

    • Amy_R

      I think the word you’re looking for is Bib…
       

    • aim

      I think the word you’re looking for is Bib…
       

    • Jane

      NAAAAAAAY!!  One should never wear their child’s craft project in public. 

    • Jane

      NAAAAAAAY!!  One should never wear their child’s craft project in public. 

    • Jane

      NAAAAAAAY!!  One should never wear their child’s craft project in public. 

    • http://www.bloggertobenamedlater.com Jean

       I think it looks like a pigeon was flattened on a street, then scraped up and then someone added some paper mache decorations with a hot glue gun and topped it off with leftover sequins fabric from a craft project. This is truly horrific. 

    • http://www.bloggertobenamedlater.com Jean

       I think it looks like a pigeon was flattened on a street, then scraped up and then someone added some paper mache decorations with a hot glue gun and topped it off with leftover sequins fabric from a craft project. This is truly horrific. 

    • http://www.bloggertobenamedlater.com Jean

       I think it looks like a pigeon was flattened on a street, then scraped up and then someone added some paper mache decorations with a hot glue gun and topped it off with leftover sequins fabric from a craft project. This is truly horrific. 

    • a_liking

       That… thing is hiddy. Hiddy hiddy hiddy, I tell you! NAY.

    • http://twitter.com/a_liking Ali King

       That… thing is hiddy. Hiddy hiddy hiddy, I tell you! NAY.

    • Al

      A big Nay to the the roadkill bolero
       

    • Al

      A big Nay to the the roadkill bolero
       

    • Jrittenberg

       NAY. It’s looks like a tacky Forever 21 accessory. 

    • Jrittenberg

       NAY. It’s looks like a tacky Forever 21 accessory. 

    • Macasilver

      Oh HELL no!

    • Mac

      Oh HELL no!

    • http://profiles.google.com/andrearasdale andrea rasdale

      NAY! 

    • http://profiles.google.com/andrearasdale andrea rasdale

      NAY! 

    • tom

      I’m going to have to say “OUT”.  It’s just one too many elements.  Without the feathers, probably an “IN” but alas……..  Now, that dress?  Fabulous on her!
       

    • tom

      I’m going to have to say “OUT”.  It’s just one too many elements.  Without the feathers, probably an “IN” but alas……..  Now, that dress?  Fabulous on her!
       

    • MizBizWiz

       Tracy Try too Hard is what we’d say in Australia.  NAY. 

    • MizBizWiz

       Tracy Try too Hard is what we’d say in Australia.  NAY. 

    • Guestie

      hell to the nay

    • Guestie

      hell to the nay

    • vitaminC

      Step 1) Pump a ribbon of hot glue around your clavicles.
      Step 2) Roll around in the discount notions bin at your local Jo-Ann fabrics.
      Step 3) Claw your way out. Whatever sticks is FASHION, bitches.

    • vitaminC

      Step 1) Pump a ribbon of hot glue around your clavicles.
      Step 2) Roll around in the discount notions bin at your local Jo-Ann fabrics.
      Step 3) Claw your way out. Whatever sticks is FASHION, bitches.

    • Mcaudill2005

       Not just nay, but NEIGH…that is some kind of ugly.

    • Mcaudill2005

       Not just nay, but NEIGH…that is some kind of ugly.

    • Mandalala

      I don’t know, I think maybe it could work, but that it’s not working here.  Like, it might be nice.  I’m also a little distracted by her unflattering pose, it just makes her look awful!  Maybe with a *gasp* strapless dress?  I just think she looks terrible.

    • Mandalala

      I don’t know, I think maybe it could work, but that it’s not working here.  Like, it might be nice.  I’m also a little distracted by her unflattering pose, it just makes her look awful!  Maybe with a *gasp* strapless dress?  I just think she looks terrible.

    • figwit

       Brooke shops on Etsy?

    • figwit

       Brooke shops on Etsy?

    • Prunella

      Nay. If your jewelry depends on lighting to look good, it’s not wearable on a red carpet.

    • http://sewintoit.wordpress.com Kingdomheartx3

       Nay to the Nth degree. Why, oh why would someone say, “I like that, I want to buy it and wear it in public” or even “I like that, I want to sell it.”

    • PrunellaV

      Nay. If your jewelry depends on lighting to look good, it’s not wearable on a red carpet.

    • http://sewintoit.wordpress.com Kingdomheartx3

       Nay to the Nth degree. Why, oh why would someone say, “I like that, I want to buy it and wear it in public” or even “I like that, I want to sell it.”

    • girliecue

      That thing only works with that dress on a giantess like Miss Brooke. That’s way too conditional to garner a yea, even though it doesn’t actually fail in this snap. Nay. 

    • girliecue

      That thing only works with that dress on a giantess like Miss Brooke. That’s way too conditional to garner a yea, even though it doesn’t actually fail in this snap. Nay. 

    • Ginger

      Oh nay. But she is a fine lookin’ woman. 

    • Ginger

      Oh nay. But she is a fine lookin’ woman. 

    • http://twitter.com/pamplemouss Benjamin C.

      Ergh it looks like she walked on a semi featherless chicken and then decided to wear it as a necklace. Oh, it’s NAY.

    • http://twitter.com/pamplemouss Benjamin C.

      Ergh it looks like she walked on a semi featherless chicken and then decided to wear it as a necklace. Oh, it’s NAY.

    • jenski

      I’m thinking this is something I saw on regretsy!  

    • hilary

       ummm wow yeah, NAY.  Ha!

    • hilary

       ummm wow yeah, NAY.  Ha!

    • CAT

      It looks like wads of aluminum foil with live poultry trapped in it.  Hell to the Nay.

    • MzzPants

      It looks like wads of aluminum foil with live poultry trapped in it.  Hell to the Nay.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_FNFWER3VPXZGG4B6QCJVIPYEDM AntonijaM

      Oh no.  Bad craft project. 
       

    • Call me Bee

      Oh no.  Bad craft project. 
       

    • Lisa

       Oh, nay.  NAAAAY nay nay nay!  Between Rachel McAdam’s outfit and this necklace, that’s about mama’s maximum of ugly for the day, gang.  Gotta log off and rinse out my eyes!

    • https://twitter.com/LisaF1163 Lisa

       Oh, nay.  NAAAAY nay nay nay!  Between Rachel McAdam’s outfit and this necklace, that’s about mama’s maximum of ugly for the day, gang.  Gotta log off and rinse out my eyes!

    • Jenny

       Horrendous. No, no, no. Out.

    • Jenny

       Horrendous. No, no, no. Out.

    • Yonit

       I agree that the asymmetry of the black was the right choice, but when I first saw her upper half, I assumed it was gonna be floor length.   So I don’t know what I think about the knee length… so I’m mixed. 

    • Yonit

       I agree that the asymmetry of the black was the right choice, but when I first saw her upper half, I assumed it was gonna be floor length.   So I don’t know what I think about the knee length… so I’m mixed. 

    • jzzy55

       I have far more issues with the shoes. The neckscarf is OK with me. It’s interesting and arty. 

    • jzzy55

       I have far more issues with the shoes. The neckscarf is OK with me. It’s interesting and arty. 

    • Emmyllou

       I like it. Not madly in love, but still. –Emmylou

    • mc90

       I like it. Not madly in love, but still. –Emmylou

    • leigh

      i was even more distracted by the shoes! she’s an amazon (and i mean that as a compliment), and the ankle straps and round toes with that dress make her legs look positively stumpy!

    • leigh

      i was even more distracted by the shoes! she’s an amazon (and i mean that as a compliment), and the ankle straps and round toes with that dress make her legs look positively stumpy!

    • epiphany

      Hate. Meanwhile, I just had a realization – how much better would BShields look if she thinned out her eyebrows a bit? For years every time I’ve seen a photo of her I’ve tried to put my finger on what was so…masculine about her and I assumed the hair color just didn’t suit her or she wasn’t aging well or something, but it’s totally the eyebrows! Such an easy fix! I want to pull out my tweezers and do it myself.

      • Guest

         Yet she does eyelash enhancement commercials.  Amusing.

    • epiphany

      Hate. Meanwhile, I just had a realization – how much better would BShields look if she thinned out her eyebrows a bit? For years every time I’ve seen a photo of her I’ve tried to put my finger on what was so…masculine about her and I assumed the hair color just didn’t suit her or she wasn’t aging well or something, but it’s totally the eyebrows! Such an easy fix! I want to pull out my tweezers and do it myself.

    • sass

      Ugh hiddy. Definite nay. The pic of it on its own doesn’t look too bad so I can understand trying it on but then once it’s on and it looks like THAT you don’t leave the house with it!

    • sass

      Ugh hiddy. Definite nay. The pic of it on its own doesn’t look too bad so I can understand trying it on but then once it’s on and it looks like THAT you don’t leave the house with it!

    • Saguitarrius

      Forget the necklace, when did Brooke Shields get so old and have her smile afixed permanently. Make up is too harsh.

    • Guest

      Um, that’s not Tobi Tobin.  That was created by my aunt to wear for one of her cat’s 20th birthday party.
      So, nay.

    • taodon

      Um, that’s not Tobi Tobin.  That was created by my aunt to wear for one of her cat’s 20th birthday party.
      So, nay.

    • taodon

       Yet she does eyelash enhancement commercials.  Amusing.

    • http://www.facebook.com/mary.nease Mary Nease

       N to the AY.

    • http://www.facebook.com/mary.nease Mary Nease

       N to the AY.

    • kaycem

      the feathers look too much like her hair… it’s confusing at best.

    • Anonymous

      the feathers look too much like her hair… it’s confusing at best.

    • i’m not dorothy gale

      I’d say the necklace is the least of the fashion nightmare that is Brooke. Horrid dress and shoes. And sweetie – you’re not twenty any more, update the hair. 

    • i’m not dorothy gale

      I’d say the necklace is the least of the fashion nightmare that is Brooke. Horrid dress and shoes. And sweetie – you’re not twenty any more, update the hair. 

    • boweryboy

      Hell to the no.

      Brooke looks terrified and a bit unsure of it in the first picture.

    • boweryboy

      Hell to the no.

      Brooke looks terrified and a bit unsure of it in the first picture.

    • Miss Heather

      IN. For an inexplicable reason, I like it. 

    • Miss Heather

      IN. For an inexplicable reason, I like it. 

    • alyce1213

       Nononononono! Looks like something one of her kids made at camp. Or vomit.

    • alyce1213

       Nononononono! Looks like something one of her kids made at camp. Or vomit.

    • Chaka

       Nay x15.  That necklace is the eptiome of “some things can’t be unseen”.

    • Chaka

       Nay x15.  That necklace is the eptiome of “some things can’t be unseen”.

    • http://profiles.google.com/sauchih Sau-Chih Feng

       NAY. Oh god, it’s such an eyesore!

    • http://profiles.google.com/sauchih Sau-Chih Feng

       NAY. Oh god, it’s such an eyesore!

    • http://profiles.google.com/rachelruthlee Rachel Lee

       Nay. It looks like a kid’s art project. 

    • http://profiles.google.com/rachelruthlee Rachel Lee

       Nay. It looks like a kid’s art project. 

    • Tom In Chicago

      nether necklace nor scarf…Albatross.  Fug city. 

    • Tom In Chicago

      nether necklace nor scarf…Albatross.  Fug city. 

    • Anonymous

      Yeah, I had similar thoughts.  

    • ItsDicey

       Nay for obvious reasons. And then there are the shoes…NAY!

    • Anonymous

       Nay for obvious reasons. And then there are the shoes…NAY!

    • http://www.myblackfriendsays.com myblackfriendsays

       I’m ready for this trend to be over.Nay.

    • http://www.myblackfriendsays.com myblackfriendsays

       I’m ready for this trend to be over.Nay.

    • Dianne

      A typically overly designed work.  Anything that reads that aggressively usually means the woman wearing it will get lost.  Brooke is still a fantastically naturally beautiful woman who doesn’t require bells and whistles. 

    • Dianne

      A typically overly designed work.  Anything that reads that aggressively usually means the woman wearing it will get lost.  Brooke is still a fantastically naturally beautiful woman who doesn’t require bells and whistles. 

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=558308357 Kara Leinfelder Meyer

      no. no. no.  no.  the dress and those shoes are way to casual for this look.  she needs like a sleek black floor length column with a go to hell shoe.  and hair up.  consult your stylist, gorgeous.  or fire her, whichever one.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=558308357 Kara Leinfelder Meyer

      no. no. no.  no.  the dress and those shoes are way to casual for this look.  she needs like a sleek black floor length column with a go to hell shoe.  and hair up.  consult your stylist, gorgeous.  or fire her, whichever one.

    • akprincess72

       Sorry, that neck thing kind of scares me…  (that equals out.)

    • akprincess72

       Sorry, that neck thing kind of scares me…  (that equals out.)

    • Kim

      I mean, props for taking a….hahahahahah….um, cough, sorry…..risk!  Princess Beatrice might look smashing with this on her head, though, no?

    • Kim

      I mean, props for taking a….hahahahahah….um, cough, sorry…..risk!  Princess Beatrice might look smashing with this on her head, though, no?

    • Sabrinz

       Someone kill it, before it spawns!

    • Sabrinz

       Someone kill it, before it spawns!

    • Katie

      This is a question!?!  Nay, nay a thousand times nay.

    • Katie

      This is a question!?!  Nay, nay a thousand times nay.

    • ERICERICERIC

       This definitely works. YEA! The proprtion works, and it goes well with her skin tone and hair color.  The real problem with this look are those HORRIBLE shoes.  Jesus.

    • ERICERICERIC

       This definitely works. YEA! The proprtion works, and it goes well with her skin tone and hair color.  The real problem with this look are those HORRIBLE shoes.  Jesus.

    • Instant Karma

      Oh, sweet balls of Meloni, NO.

    • Instant Karma

      Oh, sweet balls of Meloni, NO.

    • http://www.facebook.com/sorana.tarmu Sorana Tarmu

      The fleurchons ruin it. NAY.

    • http://www.facebook.com/sorana.tarmu Sorana Tarmu

      The fleurchons ruin it. NAY.

    • http://summerborn.livejournal.com/ Summer Born

      Nay. Yuck.

    • http://summerborn.livejournal.com/ Summer Born

      Nay. Yuck.

    • Maravonda

      Beautiful and unusual…a big YEA! 

    • Maravonda

      Beautiful and unusual…a big YEA! 

    • Dannymac

      Yeah, not so much.  And the shoes were awful 

    • Dannymac

      Yeah, not so much.  And the shoes were awful 

    • Gorengirl

      I like it…. 

    • Anonymous

      I like it…. 

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_3AJ237ND3GAHDQJZ4TLCO4WLRA Emily

      Yea – she still looks beautiful and I don’t think it’s the most beautiful piece, but I can appreciate going for something different. But her shoes look funny to me — they make her look stumpy.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_3AJ237ND3GAHDQJZ4TLCO4WLRA Emily

      Yea – she still looks beautiful and I don’t think it’s the most beautiful piece, but I can appreciate going for something different. But her shoes look funny to me — they make her look stumpy.

    • Tinapan88

      Oh, dear. Honey, you’ve got some beige paper towels from the washroom stuck on your top. 

    • Tinapan88

      Oh, dear. Honey, you’ve got some beige paper towels from the washroom stuck on your top. 

    • ubiquitous

      On a younger woman or a smaller woman, it would be a big nay. But she’s got both the stature and the maturity to carry it off – style over fashion. Yea.

    • ubiquitous

      On a younger woman or a smaller woman, it would be a big nay. But she’s got both the stature and the maturity to carry it off – style over fashion. Yea.

    • Emily Ho

      Nay.  Perhaps on a smaller scale, it would look pretty.

    • Emily Ho

      Nay.  Perhaps on a smaller scale, it would look pretty.

    • http://www.ellenciompi.com/ NurseEllen

      I rather like the necklace/scarf item, and give her extra points for “out-of-the-box” accessorizing, so IN.  However, her hair is competing.  It should have been done up.  Or, better yet, maybe it’s time she had it cut…..at a certain point, women need to lose the long hair of youth, no matter how good, healthy, etc. the hair itself looks.  It’s a rite of passage.

      Agree with all the negative comments about the shoes–they’re just abominable.

    • Anonymous

      I rather like the necklace/scarf item, and give her extra points for “out-of-the-box” accessorizing, so IN.  However, her hair is competing.  It should have been done up.  Or, better yet, maybe it’s time she had it cut…..at a certain point, women need to lose the long hair of youth, no matter how good, healthy, etc. the hair itself looks.  It’s a rite of passage.

      Agree with all the negative comments about the shoes–they’re just abominable.

    • Anonymous

       Nay. Brookie is classic, she’s not all Crazy-Ass Chico’s Accessories, however couture they might be. And those shoes are of total and complete fashion doom.

    • PeaceBang

       Nay. Brookie is classic, she’s not all Crazy-Ass Chico’s Accessories, however couture they might be. And those shoes are of total and complete fashion doom.

    • http://twitter.com/ShelfAfterlife Shelf Afterlife

      I do not like it.  It looks big and gaudy and just not pretty at all.  And those shoes are horrible.   and just not pretty at all.  And those shoes are horrible.  

    • http://twitter.com/TheSnickleboom Snickleboom

      I do not like it.  It looks big and gaudy and just not pretty at all.  And those shoes are horrible.   and just not pretty at all.  And those shoes are horrible.  

    • GSK

      It could certainly use some editing (get rid of the damned feathers!), and it certainly isn’t for the faint of heart, but I’ll say “Yea” because she wears it so well.

    • GSK

      It could certainly use some editing (get rid of the damned feathers!), and it certainly isn’t for the faint of heart, but I’ll say “Yea” because she wears it so well.

    • Mariah

      No freaking way. Accessories should never be the size of your head. 

    • Mariah

      No freaking way. Accessories should never be the size of your head. 

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    • http://www.lifeinspice.com/ rose88

      On the fence with this.  The necklace is a whole lotta crazy…but I like crazy!  However, I think it needed a more rock n’ roll look to go with it, like jeans and a solid jewel toned peasant blouse…so I give it a reluctant nay.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Rose-Roby/100000591627220 Rose Roby

      On the fence with this.  The necklace is a whole lotta crazy…but I like crazy!  However, I think it needed a more rock n’ roll look to go with it, like jeans and a solid jewel toned peasant blouse…so I give it a reluctant nay.

    • Caaro1947

       Methinks Brooke lost a bet.  Nay, nay, a thousand times nay.

    • Caaro1947

       Methinks Brooke lost a bet.  Nay, nay, a thousand times nay.

    • Lisasabatier

      Hideous – nay. 

    • Lisasabatier

      Hideous – nay. 

    • Scuba Otter

      That necklace frightens this bitter kitten.  Nay.

    • Scuba Otter

      That necklace frightens this bitter kitten. 

    • http://twitter.com/qrter Alexander Peterhans

      Nay. Looks like she made it herself, under quite some stress.

    • http://twitter.com/qrter Alexander Peterhans

      Nay. Looks like she made it herself, under quite some stress.

    • Model_Ingenuity

       I like it but not on Brooke or with a formal look. This needs to be dressed down. 

    • Model_Ingenuity

       I like it but not on Brooke or with a formal look. This needs to be dressed down. 

    • boweryboy

      It looks like something you would buy from the Home Shopping channel: 

    • boweryboy

      It looks like something you would buy from the Home Shopping channel: 

    • PatBiswanger

       Nay.  Maybe if the fleurchon (a new word for Scrabble!) were a different color, but now, as you say, it looks like Ace bandages.

    • PatBiswanger

       Nay.  Maybe if the fleurchon (a new word for Scrabble!) were a different color, but now, as you say, it looks like Ace bandages.

    • kate!

      i completely agree. the dress needs to be above the knee and the ankle straps and amish-ness of the shoes are destroying brooke’s look

    • Kjohnston

       it looks better off… but i hate it on

      http://heelsandinspiration.blogspot.com

    • Kjohnston

       it looks better off… but i hate it on

      http://heelsandinspiration.blogspot.com

    • MmmmmmK

      She looks great for a dude in a dress with a tacky scarf.

      Out!

    • Anonymous

      It’s a beautiful avante garde couture dreamcatcher.

    • ItchyInKentucky

      It’s a beautiful avante garde couture dreamcatcher.

    • Judy_J

      Too much ugly, not enough pretty.  OUT.

    • Judy_J

      Too much ugly, not enough pretty.  OUT.

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    • http://phantomminuet.blogspot.com/ MinAgain

      It looks like the flower is eating her hair.
       

    • http://phantomminuet.blogspot.com/ MinAgain

      It looks like the flower is eating her hair.
       

    • LittleKarnak

      No and gross. 

    • LittleKarnak

      No and gross. 

    • SBG

       NAY

    • SBG

       NAY

    • Carrie L. Boram

      But what of the hidy shoes and the stumpifying cut of the dress? I would be okay with the necklace if only the rest were working.

    • Carrie L. Boram

      But what of the hidy shoes and the stumpifying cut of the dress? I would be okay with the necklace if only the rest were working.

    • http://diaryofaconsumerpunchingbag.blogspot.com/ Laura Ann Springer

       Hi, I used to be a star but then I grew up and started wearing the most HORRIFIC “necklaces” thinking I look….cool.

    • http://profiles.google.com/layra96 Laura Springer

       Hi, I used to be a star but then I grew up and started wearing the most HORRIFIC “necklaces” thinking I look….cool.

    • Guest

      Um…wow….  definitely a NAY.

    • Guest

      Um…wow….  definitely a NAY.

    • http://profiles.google.com/mochizukisan kyasarin mochizuki

       Jesus H. Christ. No. Nein. Non. NAY. Gah!

    • http://profiles.google.com/mochizukisan kyasarin mochizuki

       Jesus H. Christ. No. Nein. Non. NAY. Gah!

    • Astudiobythesea

       That would be an abomination even on Etsy.

    • Astudiobythesea

       That would be an abomination even on Etsy.

    • JosephLamour

       What in the what? The horse says nay.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=12500056 Joseph Lamour

       What in the what? The horse says nay.

    • Anonymous

       NAY. And those shoes look like they from the discount rack at the wide foot store.

    • Anonymous

      I’m sorry but I love the necklace itself.  However, the way its worn here is completely worn and the entire symmetry of the outfit doesn’t work….. way out of balance.   I can totally envision the necklace worn with a very simple, strapless, black or ivory gown – it would then become part of the dress.  I do not care for one shoulder tops or dresses anyway.  It’s a difficult look, for a lot of women, to pull off.  On top of the dress being all wrong, the shoes are way to heavy for this dress.  The necklace needs to be balanced with a very simple dress or gown.  I believe it would take on a completely different look.

    • Anonymous

      That is one horrible looking necklace/scarf thing!  I can only imagine one of her kids made it with aluminum foil, band aid gauze, and well feathers to pull the horendous look all together!