Pairs Division: Antonio Banderas and Salma Hayek

Posted on May 11, 2011

Darlings, the Cannes Film Festival is underway and you know what that means, don’t you? Lots of opportunities to be super-bitchy about overpriced celebrity clothes! Antonio Banderas and Salma Hayek attended the Puss in Boots photocall. Salma is wearing a Gucci dress. Antonio is dressed in shame.

Gucci Fall 2011 Collection/Models: Tayane Leao Melo/Karmen Pedaru

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She: We like the dress in theory. The color, the proportions, the exuberant shrug – it all works on paper. The problem? The leather of the dress looks so heavy. This could have been mitigated by not wearing such heavy shoes and not sporting a somewhat severe hairstyle. Softer hair and a pair of sandals could have lightened the look up considerably. It’s not a bad look (and it would be impossible for her to look bad in comparison to him), but all we can think is how hot she must be wearing 30 pounds of leather on her back. Score: 6/10.

He: Should turn around and go back to his hotel room. Score: 1/10 – and that’s only for having all his buttons done correctly and his fly zipped.

Combined score: 3.5/10. Salma, you’re sweating your ass off and he looks like he’s working on his lawn. Beat him.

[Photo Credit: getty, wireimage, style.com]

    • Ginger

      Holy boob squashing. It is all very unpleasant.

    • Ginger

      Holy boob squashing. It is all very unpleasant.

    • http://twitter.com/karenb0716 Karen B

      Are you sure his fly is zipped?

    • http://twitter.com/karenb0716 Karen B

      Are you sure his fly is zipped?

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jessica-TallGirl-Freeman/1043623567 Jessica TallGirl Freeman

      Without the shrug, it would have been only slightly better. Those shoes killed it. Um, Antonio seriously looks like he walked off a construction site…boots and all. And why in the first pic are they standing like they just made a “she’s having my baby!” announcement??

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jessica-TallGirl-Freeman/1043623567 Jessica TallGirl Freeman

      Without the shrug, it would have been only slightly better. Those shoes killed it. Um, Antonio seriously looks like he walked off a construction site…boots and all. And why in the first pic are they standing like they just made a “she’s having my baby!” announcement??

    • Anonymous

      (spoken with Puss’ accent)

      “I am Antonio-fucking-Banderas! I look better in my dirty denims than you ever could in your designer clothes and tuxes. And hey, I can still get a piece of muy fine culo, even looking like this, no?”

    • http://twitter.com/a_liking Ali King

      Why are they doing the pregnant/ prom pose in the first picture?

    • GorgeousThings

      (spoken with Puss’ accent)

      “I am Antonio-fucking-Banderas! I look better in my dirty denims than you ever could in your designer clothes and tuxes. And hey, I can still get a piece of muy fine culo, even looking like this, no?”

      • http://profiles.google.com/phyllis.craine Phyllis Craine

        She got some of her waist back after the baby, good for her! Antonio looks like Melanie made him sleep on the couch.

    • a_liking

      Why are they doing the pregnant/ prom pose in the first picture?

      • rosie5215

        Oh god I thought the same thing – PROMO POSE. All that was missing was the tacky corsage.

        • rosie5215

          Um, that should be “prom” not “PROMO”.

        • c_squared

          she’s wearing the tacky corsage on her shoulders!!

    • scottyf

      In the third pic, Salma is thinking: “You bastard! I’m here sweating my ASS off dressed like Rose Petal She-Ra Barbie, and YOU can’t even bother to put your TEETH in!

    • sweetlovehangover

      haha–antonio is terribly dressed, but he’s pretty cute ‘posing’ like salma down the RC.

    • scottyf

      In the third pic, Salma is thinking: “You bastard! I’m here sweating my ASS off dressed like Rose Petal She-Ra Barbie, and YOU can’t even bother to put your friggin’ TEETH in!

      • ladyjax

        See, now I want a Rose Petal She-Ra Barbie for my collection and I want it now! *shakes fist*

    • sweetlovehangover

      haha–antonio is terribly dressed, but he’s pretty cute ‘posing’ like salma down the RC.

    • madam wks

      He could show up in sweat pants for all I care. LOVE him. LOVE her. I love the way his hand caresses her.

    • madam wks

      He could show up in sweat pants for all I care. LOVE him. LOVE her. I love the way his hand caresses her.

    • zanna6

      What beautiful people. Doesn’t really matter what they wear (or don’t). :0)

    • ask

      Hilarious.

      I am kind of impressed that the top/bodice is cut to (mostly) accommodate (most of) her bust. Almost always when there is a top that is supposed to have the seam under the bust, it cuts across the middle of anything larger than an A cup.

      I really like the the dress and the shrug is fine. I agree that different shoes were called for.
      Doesn’t she always wear her hair like that?

      Him? 1 is generous.

    • zanna6

      What beautiful people. Doesn’t really matter what they wear (or don’t). :0)

    • ask

      Hilarious.

      I am kind of impressed that the top/bodice is cut to (mostly) accommodate (most of) her bust. Almost always when there is a top that is supposed to have the seam under the bust, it cuts across the middle of anything larger than an A cup.

      I really like the the dress and the shrug is fine. I agree that different shoes were called for.
      Doesn’t she always wear her hair like that?

      Him? 1 is generous.

      • ask

        Oye, I guess she doesn’t always wear her hair like that – but just way too much

    • http://profiles.google.com/kbryna kbryna frogboots

      Salma has her hands rather strategically placed in that first photo. Methinks she is trying to ward off his Antonio-ness. Salma thinks: “don’t touch me, asshole.” I ask: How is it possible for leather to look creased and wrinkled?

    • ANNTM

      OMG love you guys (Antonio is dressed in shame). Also, LOVE that you changed the white text to red on the small “opinionated”, that was driving me batty!

    • http://myownrobotbutler.tumblr.com/ kittensnotkids

      Salma has her hands rather strategically placed in that first photo. Methinks she is trying to ward off his Antonio-ness. Salma thinks: “don’t touch me, asshole.” I ask: How is it possible for leather to look creased and wrinkled?

    • ANNTM

      OMG love you guys (Antonio is dressed in shame). Also, LOVE that you changed the white text to red on the small “opinionated”, that was driving me batty!

    • Lilibetp

      My brother is a landscaper. He’s been better dressed on the job than Antonio is here.

    • Michael Jones

      Would he score higher if his fly were unzipped?

    • Jsrockga

      I think he looks great–like the beads.

    • Lilibetp

      My brother is a landscaper. He’s been better dressed on the job than Antonio is here.

    • Michael Jones

      Would he score higher if his fly were unzipped?

      • http://www.lippsisters.com/ Deborah Lipp

        YES.

    • Jsrockga

      I think he looks great–like the beads.

    • Aara

      I hope he suits up for the premiere of his movie with Almodóvar later in the week. I have high hopes for his role and the movie itself!

    • Aara

      I hope he suits up for the premiere of his movie with Almodóvar later in the week. I have high hopes for his role and the movie itself!

      • MilaXX

        I love Almodóvar movies.

    • Nancy

      Antonio is dressed very badly but he’s still hot. She looks ridiculous. A strapless leather dress? Why?

    • Nancy

      Antonio is dressed very badly but he’s still hot. She looks ridiculous. A strapless leather dress? Why?

    • Guest

      Antonio is becoming a silver fox and I don’t give a damn what he’s wearing.

    • Guest

      He’s doing another Almodovar movie???? SQUEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • PatBiswanger

      He looks like he was on his way home from buying some mulch at the Home Depot when he bumped into Salma. Terrible.

    • PatBiswanger

      He looks like he was on his way home from buying some mulch at the Home Depot when he bumped into Salma. Terrible.

    • Momzilla

      He’s “going Clooney,” so you have to give him another point for that. And she’s at least an 8 — that dress fits her like a leather glove!

    • Momzilla

      He’s “going Clooney,” so you have to give him another point for that. And she’s at least an 8 — that dress fits her like a leather glove!

    • Anonymous

      This confirms my intrinsic feelings that ladies with larger chests (like the lovely Salma) should not rock strapless. It just doesn’t work. I wish it did, because I would love to wear strapless, but every time I do it looks… well like this.

    • lovelyivy

      This confirms my intrinsic feelings that ladies with larger chests (like the lovely Salma) should not rock strapless. It just doesn’t work. I wish it did, because I would love to wear strapless, but every time I do it looks… well like this.

    • Anonymous

      I really like the dress, but man is it ever wrinkled and creased. What happened? I’m not wild about the shrug or shoes. They weigh the whole look donw. This entire look might be better suited for early autumn on the RC. Your combined score is right on the money.

    • dress_up_doll

      I really like the dress, but man is it ever wrinkled and creased. What happened? I’m not wild about the shrug or shoes. They weigh the whole look donw. This entire look might be better suited for early autumn on the RC. Your combined score is right on the money.

    • Anonymous

      Antonio (who also gets a pass for me on pretty much everything) looks like he was snagged on the way back from parking his car, after dropping off his bags in the hotel room. See, in the one picture he seems to be holding car keys. He also knows that his appearance in the Almodovar film is going to be the talk of Cannes, so he doesn’t really care what he – or Salma – is wearing. He’s just pissed that the gringos assume that they are both from the same country since they both speak Spanish.

    • AudreysMom

      Antonio (who also gets a pass for me on pretty much everything) looks like he was snagged on the way back from parking his car, after dropping off his bags in the hotel room. See, in the one picture he seems to be holding car keys. He also knows that his appearance in the Almodovar film is going to be the talk of Cannes, so he doesn’t really care what he – or Salma – is wearing. He’s just pissed that the gringos assume that they are both from the same country since they both speak Spanish.

    • Anonymous

      I don’t care. I love him without reservation. I hate her dress and her shrug and her shoes, but ANTONIO! CALL ME!

    • http://www.lippsisters.com/ Deborah Lipp

      I don’t care. I love him without reservation. I hate her dress and her shrug and her shoes, but ANTONIO! CALL ME!

    • MilaXX

      I think the leather looks even heavier because you don’t associate leather wear with a seaside location like Cannes. still she looks great so I’d give her at least an 7.5/10. He on the other hand is wearing Saturday go to the mall clothes. I’d give him a 2/10 only because he’s not wearing scuffed shoes.

    • Anonymous

      YES.

    • MilaXX

      I think the leather looks even heavier because you don’t associate leather wear with a seaside location like Cannes. still she looks great so I’d give her at least an 7.5/10. He on the other hand is wearing Saturday go to the mall clothes. I’d give him a 2/10 only because he’s not wearing scuffed shoes.

    • MilaXX

      I love Almodóvar movies.

    • Miss Heather

      It makes me sweat just looking at that dress (and not in a good way). Is Antonio wearing a puka shell necklace? Sad…

    • Miss Heather

      It makes me sweat just looking at that dress (and not in a good way). Is Antonio wearing a puka shell necklace? Sad…

    • http://www.manoneileen.com Manon Eileen

      She looks like she’s gonna beat him bloody when they get back to the hotel. With whips and birches.

    • http://www.manoneileen.com Manon Eileen

      She looks like she’s gonna beat him bloody when they get back to the hotel. With whips and birches.

    • BrooklynBomber

      Honestly. If she could go to the trouble of putting on something special, so could he. She should have refused to let him in the pictures until he put on something acceptable.

    • Anonymous

      Honestly. If she could go to the trouble of putting on something special, so could he. She should have refused to let him in the pictures until he put on something acceptable.

    • Alexis

      That is a REALLY bad look for her. They look equally ridic.

    • Alexis

      That is a REALLY bad look for her. They look equally ridic.

    • http://profiles.google.com/grandiva1968 e jerry powell

      Her look is really too much for day, most definitely. His look is comfortable. It’s certainly not cool out this time of year. But if you insist that he go back to his hotel room, tell him not to bother putting a different outfit on. He should just stay naked because I’m on my way up. We’re going to play hot, sweaty gardener and sexually neglected homeowner.

    • http://profiles.google.com/grandiva1968 e jerry powell

      Her look is really too much for day, most definitely. His look is comfortable. It’s certainly not cool out this time of year. But if you insist that he go back to his hotel room, tell him not to bother putting a different outfit on. He should just stay naked because I’m on my way up. We’re going to play hot, sweaty gardener and sexually neglected homeowner.

    • holdmewhileimnaked

      the best thing about her dress, i think, is the peculiar placement of the palm pocket.

      &, you know, if i think her sleeve-shrug is flamenco-silly, it probably is flamenco-silly. i give dr suess dressing generally more than a pass–i give it applause. but here the faux-florets look forced & facile, not to mention fairly faded.

      if he’s wearing a pukka shell necklace, it’s only a midlife crisis.

    • http://profiles.google.com/trashilove { edi } ilovetrash

      the best thing about her dress, i think, is the peculiar placement of the palm pocket.

      &, you know, if i think her sleeve-shrug is flamenco-silly, it probably is flamenco-silly. i give dr suess dressing generally more than a pass–i give it applause. but here the faux-florets look forced & facile, not to mention fairly faded.

      if he’s wearing a pukka shell necklace, it’s only a midlife crisis.

    • Kimmeister

      He’s dressed exactly like Jay Leno for one of those Jaywalking skits.

      I don’t even like her dress in theory. I just don’t think that leather works for a full skirt.

    • Kimmeister

      He’s dressed exactly like Jay Leno for one of those Jaywalking skits.

      I don’t even like her dress in theory. I just don’t think that leather works for a full skirt.

    • Joey

      Dressed in shame indeed – look the guy behind the velvet rope is dressed way better than antonio….

    • Joey

      Dressed in shame indeed – look the guy behind the velvet rope is dressed way better than antonio….

    • Guest

      I wish that there weren’t such a crazy double standard for how male vs. female celebrities dress at events.

    • Guest

      I wish that there weren’t such a crazy double standard for how male vs. female celebrities dress at events.

    • antares

      Dear Antonio,
      If you must put in such little effort, just go naked.
      Thanks.

    • aimee_parrott

      The upside of wearing such heavy shoes is that she can beat him with them.

      I think your score for him is generous. Most people can get out their doors with flies zipped and buttons buttoned. I’d give him a zero.

    • antares

      Dear Antonio,
      If you must put in such little effort, just go naked.
      Thanks.

    • aimee_parrott

      The upside of wearing such heavy shoes is that she can beat him with them.

      I think your score for him is generous. Most people can get out their doors with flies zipped and buttons buttoned. I’d give him a zero.

    • Lulu

      This looks like a case of the girl having her heart set on a particular dress and being determined to wear it, even though it’s made of thick leather and it’s springtime in the South of France.
      .

    • Lulu

      This looks like a case of the girl having her heart set on a particular dress and being determined to wear it, even though it’s made of thick leather and it’s springtime in the South of France.
      .

    • Zippypie

      I would kick his ass just on the principle that he’s mocking her on the carpet.

      But sweet jesus! Salma looks like she’s hauling around the entire side of a bull on her body. Not flattering! Especially for the climate in Cannes. And that shrug thing looks like a bush. Oh! Maybe Antonio will pull out a set of hedge clippers to go with his outfit.

    • Anonymous

      I would kick his ass just on the principle that he’s mocking her on the carpet.

      But sweet jesus! Salma looks like she’s hauling around the entire side of a bull on her body. Not flattering! Especially for the climate in Cannes. And that shrug thing looks like a bush. Oh! Maybe Antonio will pull out a set of hedge clippers to go with his outfit.

    • andyleigh

      First off, it’s 90+ degrees where I am today when it should be in the mid 60′s and that red leather makes me want to burst into flame.

      Second, the dress is doing unfortunate things to her big, big breasts. The are squished to bulging out of the top while somehow smashed into points near her elbows below. I hope there was someone around to help her peel that thing off without ripping her delicate skin.

      Third, that awful shrug is, well, awful. It does distract from the wrinkled leather (how does that happen) and the clunky shoes.

      As to Mr. Banderas, I do not care what he is wearing, or if he is wearing anything at all. Rowr! If he showed up in my backyard with a push mower and a weed whacker I’d run straight out in my finest nightie to offer him a glass of something cold and a hot….snack….did I mention Rowr?

    • andyleigh

      First off, it’s 90+ degrees where I am today when it should be in the mid 60′s and that red leather makes me want to burst into flame.

      Second, the dress is doing unfortunate things to her big, big breasts. The are squished to bulging out of the top while somehow smashed into points near her elbows below. I hope there was someone around to help her peel that thing off without ripping her delicate skin.

      Third, that awful shrug is, well, awful. It does distract from the wrinkled leather (how does that happen) and the clunky shoes.

      As to Mr. Banderas, I do not care what he is wearing, or if he is wearing anything at all. Rowr! If he showed up in my backyard with a push mower and a weed whacker I’d run straight out in my finest nightie to offer him a glass of something cold and a hot….snack….did I mention Rowr?

    • ask

      Oye, I guess she doesn’t always wear her hair like that – but just way too much

    • Nevermind

      Am I missing something? What happened to Melanie?

    • ItsDicey

      Salma is undeniably beautiful and even though this dress is doing her few favors that face is still exquisite. Dang. Jealous much! Antonio looks fine if he’s running around the back yard and tossing a football with the kiddos. Not RC worthy by any stretch.

    • Anonymous

      Salma is undeniably beautiful and even though this dress is doing her few favors that face is still exquisite. Dang. Jealous much! Antonio looks fine if he’s running around the back yard and tossing a football with the kiddos. Not RC worthy by any stretch.

    • rosie5215

      Oh god I thought the same thing – PROMO POSE. All that was missing was the tacky corsage.

    • rosie5215

      Um, that should be “prom” not “PROMO”.

    • Anonymous

      I give her 7.5/10 for the ensemble, deductions for squished boobs, heavy shoes and heavy looking leather – but the high temps in Cannes this week are low-to-mid 70′s. With a bit of a breeze I doubt she’s sweating.

      He’s 3/10 because he’s so darn good looking and I don’t always downgrade as strictly for casual as do you two.

      Combined score 5.25/10

      The real question is: is he pulling off the flirty show off act or is she secretly thinking “a-hole, doing your I’m-so-charming smile and mocking my poses for the camera.”

    • formerlyAnon

      I give her 7.5/10 for the ensemble, deductions for squished boobs, heavy shoes and heavy looking leather – but the high temps in Cannes this week are low-to-mid 70′s. With a bit of a breeze I doubt she’s sweating.

      He’s 3/10 because he’s so darn good looking and I don’t always downgrade as strictly for casual as do you two.

      Combined score 5.25/10

      The real question is: is he pulling off the flirty show off act or is she secretly thinking “a-hole, doing your I’m-so-charming smile and mocking my poses for the camera.”

    • Becca

      love the awkward prom pose! I’m just so glad to see that even celebrities can’t pull it off.

    • Becca

      love the awkward prom pose! I’m just so glad to see that even celebrities can’t pull it off.

    • Anonymous

      She looks very nice, dressed for a party. A little risky and outside of her usual comfort zone.
      He looks ready to pour a concrete countertop. But the clean boots tell me he’s just a poser.

    • SewingSiren

      She looks very nice, dressed for a party. A little risky and outside of her usual comfort zone.
      He looks ready to pour a concrete countertop. But the clean boots tell me he’s just a poser.

    • Anonymous

      She looks gorgeous–would give her a higher score just because she looks so striking in that color and the shrug. He’s an embarrassment.

    • butterflysunita

      She looks gorgeous–would give her a higher score just because she looks so striking in that color and the shrug. He’s an embarrassment.

    • http://profiles.google.com/susanvmayer Susan Mayer

      He’s hot. That’s as far as I got.

    • http://profiles.google.com/susanvmayer Susan Mayer

      He’s hot. That’s as far as I got.

    • Joe

      Why is she wearing J.Lo’s dress.

      The only reason why that outfit (including the heavy shoes and hairstyle) don’t work for Hayek is because she’s not working it properly. That’s just the diva type of outfit J.Lo needs to be wearing again (whereas Hayek has always been more “vavavoom”).

    • Joe

      Why is she wearing J.Lo’s dress.

      The only reason why that outfit (including the heavy shoes and hairstyle) don’t work for Hayek is because she’s not working it properly. That’s just the diva type of outfit J.Lo needs to be wearing again (whereas Hayek has always been more “vavavoom”).

    • Anonymous

      You know. . . she needs thought bubbles. Salma-caps.

    • BrooklynBomber

      You know. . . she needs thought bubbles. Salma-caps.

    • Anonymous

      Let him be. He has to deal with Melanie Griffith and thats enough of a punishment within itself.

    • Anonymous

      Coda: Wait to see Banderas (with the always unfortunate looking Melanie Griffith) on the RC/photo call in tuxedo finery (she says, eagerly waiting TLo’s review). He clearly went back to his room and got cleaned up.

    • Anonymous

      Let him be. He has to deal with Melanie Griffith and thats enough of a punishment within itself.

    • AudreysMom

      Coda: Wait to see Banderas (with the always unfortunate looking Melanie Griffith) on the RC/photo call in tuxedo finery (she says, eagerly waiting TLo’s review). He clearly went back to his room and got cleaned up.

    • Guest

      He still looks gorgeous. She looks like a hot sweaty mess. Carmen Miranda S&M. Where are the bananas?

    • tom

      A LEATHER dress in Cannes? In May? Yikes, heavy and hot indeed! And he should just be embarrassed. And I don’t think he is ageing as well as I would have thought. Maybe Melanie is giving him facial surgery advice…….

    • tom

      A LEATHER dress in Cannes? In May? Yikes, heavy and hot indeed! And he should just be embarrassed. And I don’t think he is ageing as well as I would have thought. Maybe Melanie is giving him facial surgery advice…….

    • Mirakel

      Saw them on the Today Show this morning and all I could think was, “Isn’t she sweating up a storm in that leather dress at Cannes???!!!”
      Anyhoo, they were cute, and she was funny with her comment about 50+ year old women not wearing G-strings on the beach (agreed, although she clarified and said, ‘except Madonna,’ although, no, not even Madonna). He is a little “casual,” but I like him anyway…

    • Mirakel9

      Saw them on the Today Show this morning and all I could think was, “Isn’t she sweating up a storm in that leather dress at Cannes???!!!”
      Anyhoo, they were cute, and she was funny with her comment about 50+ year old women not wearing G-strings on the beach (agreed, although she clarified and said, ‘except Madonna,’ although, no, not even Madonna). He is a little “casual,” but I like him anyway…

    • Margot

      She looks really uncomfortable, possibly because she is wearing a cow in the heat of summer. Or it could be the LAWN CARE WORKER on her arm. Shame, Antonio, you sexy beast! Shame on you!

    • Margot

      She looks really uncomfortable, possibly because she is wearing a cow in the heat of summer. Or it could be the LAWN CARE WORKER on her arm. Shame, Antonio, you sexy beast! Shame on you!

    • Len

      Antonio looks horrible. Even physically he looks bad. Couldn’t someone cut those threads hanging off his ass?

      Selma deserves an extra point just for not looking all sweaty in that leather get-up.

    • Len

      Antonio looks horrible. Even physically he looks bad. Couldn’t someone cut those threads hanging off his ass?

      Selma deserves an extra point just for not looking all sweaty in that leather get-up.

    • Lisa

      Salma looks amazing. Antonio looks like he’s picking up a few bags of chips and a couple of six packs on his way to his buddy’s barbecue.

    • https://twitter.com/LisaF1163 Lisa

      Salma looks amazing. Antonio looks like he’s picking up a few bags of chips and a couple of six packs on his way to his buddy’s barbecue.

    • http://profiles.google.com/cakewalkyarns Cakewalk Yarns

      Its the skirt that isn’t working for me with this outfit. It hangs weird…or its just a bit too long…I’m not sure. She is so beautiful, I think she can still pull it off.

      P.S. Antonio – Eddie Murphy plays the jackass, not you.

    • http://profiles.google.com/cakewalkyarns Cakewalk Yarns

      Its the skirt that isn’t working for me with this outfit. It hangs weird…or its just a bit too long…I’m not sure. She is so beautiful, I think she can still pull it off.

      P.S. Antonio – Eddie Murphy plays the jackass, not you.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1344922354 Eric Scheirer Stott

      That is NOT a skirt to wear outdoors, certainly not in full bright sunlight.

      HE looks just fine

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1344922354 Eric Scheirer Stott

      That is NOT a skirt to wear outdoors, certainly not in full bright sunlight.

      HE looks just fine

    • Anonymous

      Antonio looking so shitty is the only thing that makes her outfit look okay. If he was dressed, she’d look like ass.

    • iambilljr

      Antonio looking so shitty is the only thing that makes her outfit look okay. If he was dressed, she’d look like ass.

    • Maureenfereira

      She looks absolutely faboulous! Come on…. what do you want? Her hair isn’t harsh… it looks soft. Shee needs a ponytail to show off the dress and the shrug.

    • Maureenfereira

      She looks absolutely faboulous! Come on…. what do you want? Her hair isn’t harsh… it looks soft. Shee needs a ponytail to show off the dress and the shrug.

    • http://profiles.google.com/saramichelef Sarah Michele Ford

      I believe he’s banking on the “I’m fucking Antonio Banderas, bitches” factor.

    • sarahmichelef

      I believe he’s banking on the “I’m fucking Antonio Banderas, bitches” factor.

    • Pritri

      Why is he holding her in the first picture like they’re expecting child?

    • Pritri

      Why is he holding her in the first picture like they’re expecting child?

    • Anonymous

      Salma looks pretty and I do kind of like the dress and shrug…but I gotta agree that she’s probably sweating her ass of in that dress; it doesn’t seem right for the venue (looks more evening/indoor.) The shoes matching the dress puts it over the top into too much of the same color. She, at least, took the event/photo op seriously. 7/10

      Antonio…douche. Aside from the overly casual attire, it looks like he’s actually mocking the event in some of the pics…hand on hip, model pose. Also…he crushed her flowered shrug when he put his arm on her shoulder! I can’t imagine Salma appreciating that…those she maintained composure and smiled through it…well…maybe that’s a sneer in that pic.;) 1/10

    • jw_ny

      Salma looks pretty and I do kind of like the dress and shrug…but I gotta agree that she’s probably sweating her ass of in it; it doesn’t seem right for the venue (looks more evening/indoor.) The shoes matching the dress puts it over the top into too much of the same color. She, at least, took the event/photo op seriously. 7/10

      Antonio…douche. Aside from the overly casual attire, it looks like he’s actually mocking the event in some of the pics…hand on hip, model pose. Also…he crushed her flowered shrug when he put his arm on her shoulder! I can’t imagine Salma appreciating that…though she maintained composure and smiled through it…well…maybe that’s a sneer in that pic. ;) 1/10

    • http://twitter.com/ShelfAfterlife Shelf Afterlife

      He’s pretty grody, but Salma…she’s one of my favorite people and I don’t care what she wears. She’s so fabulous!

    • http://twitter.com/TheSnickleboom Snickleboom

      He’s pretty grody, but Salma…she’s one of my favorite people and I don’t care what she wears. She’s so fabulous!

    • marciekr

      It’s Antonio Bandaras. He can wear whatever he wants because I’m not exactly looking at his clothes. He gets a 9 1/2 just because I love him!

    • marciekr

      It’s Antonio Bandaras. He can wear whatever he wants because I’m not exactly looking at his clothes. He gets a 9 1/2 just because I love him!

    • ladyjax

      See, now I want a Rose Petal She-Ra Barbie for my collection and I want it now! *shakes fist*

    • http://profiles.google.com/bonzobey Bonzo Bey

      Its ironic that she has access to PPR luxury clothing,and it does not show in her clothes,she needs to hire a stylist.The outfit looks like a mess,celebs need to get a memo about that shrug,its a major fail.

    • http://profiles.google.com/bonzobey Bonzo Bey

      Its ironic that she has access to PPR luxury clothing,and it does not show in her clothes,she needs to hire a stylist.The outfit looks like a mess,celebs need to get a memo about that shrug,its a major fail.

    • Mat

      God, leather dresses annoy me. They look awesome on the runway and on magazines, but they just weren’t made for real life.

    • Mat

      God, leather dresses annoy me. They look awesome on the runway and on magazines, but they just weren’t made for real life.

    • ubiquitous

      They look like they’re sharing the same joke about the whole thing. Which is more than most celebrity couples can manage to squeeze out on the red carpet.

    • ubiquitous

      They look like they’re sharing the same joke about the whole thing. Which is more than most celebrity couples can manage to squeeze out on the red carpet.

    • csquared

      she’s wearing the tacky corsage on her shoulders!!

    • Marieanne

      He: Should turn around and go back to his hotel room…and take me with him. Sigh. LOVE HIM.

    • Marieanne

      He: Should turn around and go back to his hotel room…and take me with him. Sigh. LOVE HIM.

    • http://profiles.google.com/phyllis.craine Phyllis Craine

      She got some of her waist back after the baby, good for her! Antonio looks like Melanie made him sleep on the couch.

    • ailsieengland

      T & Lo – This is completely OT but I thought you might want to know – some of your old posts haven’t moved across properly. I was browsing the archives using the random button (which I love) but quite a few of them just have the thumbnail and then say “Click here to read the full post”. Sometimes it’s not a link, and sometimes it’s a link to the old site which of course redirects you straight to the homepage here. So you can’t read all the older posts (cry cry).

    • halley

      Antonio is dressed in shame, LOL, you are so right!

    • halley

      Antonio is dressed in shame, LOL, you are so right!

    • mimi

      All I can think of is her shoes getting caught in the dock!!

      I also can’t help thinking how much noise a leather dress would make every time she moves!

    • mimi

      All I can think of is her shoes getting caught in the dock!!

      I also can’t help thinking how much noise a leather dress would make every time she moves!

    • No Sew

      If I had bank-rolled that movie, I would fine him for deriliction of duty. Most employees in the world have a work dress code, and actors are no different. He violated that dress code – put him on probation!

    • No Sew

      If I had bank-rolled that movie, I would fine him for deriliction of duty. Most employees in the world have a work dress code, and actors are no different. He violated that dress code – put him on probation!

    • Dianne

      Why would she wear “red leather”…and the flowers don’t mitigate the fact that’s it’s “red leather”…at this time of year? I cannot understand the trend to abandon seasonal dressing…celebs going half-naked in NY in winter, and dressing like snow is imminent in the south of France. Designers certainly don’t surrender seasonal dictates when it comes to their collections. One question? What happened to Antonio Banderas? He was once a big hunk of eye-candy. He looks worn and haggard in every picture I’ve seen of him over the last several years. Time has not been his friend.

    • Dianne

      Why would she wear “red leather”…and the flowers don’t mitigate the fact that’s it’s “red leather”…at this time of year? I cannot understand the trend to abandon seasonal dressing…celebs going half-naked in NY in winter, and dressing like snow is imminent in the south of France. Designers certainly don’t surrender seasonal dictates when it comes to their collections. One question? What happened to Antonio Banderas? He was once a big hunk of eye-candy. He looks worn and haggard in every picture I’ve seen of him over the last several years. Time has not been his friend.

    • Suzanne

      I have to say, I think she looks rather magnificent, like she could be playing a movie star in a Fellini film.

    • Suzanne

      I have to say, I think she looks rather magnificent, like she could be playing a movie star in a Fellini film.

    • alyce1213

       “Antonio is dressed in shame”Sometimes, when you’re Antonio Banderas, you just wanna throw on a pair of jeans and a shirt. I’m giving him a pass for the cojones to take on the Cannes press au naturel. Besides, he’s Antonio-fuckin’-Banderas! (I do think his haircut is a real problem, though.)

    • alyce1213

       “Antonio is dressed in shame”Sometimes, when you’re Antonio Banderas, you just wanna throw on a pair of jeans and a shirt. I’m giving him a pass for the cojones to take on the Cannes press au naturel. Besides, he’s Antonio-fuckin’-Banderas! (I do think his haircut is a real problem, though.)

    • Jim

      Hmmm. Antonio dresses the part…a D-list actor  with a career that is still spiraling downward (if that is possible).
      Why is she wearing the FALL collection is spring?

      Both of them look like they just pulled something o ut of closet, or in his case, picke dup off the floor.

    • Anonymous

      Hmmm. Antonio dresses the part…a D-list actor  with a career that is still spiraling downward (if that is possible).
      Why is she wearing the FALL collection is spring?

      Both of them look like they just pulled something o ut of closet, or in his case, picke dup off the floor.