Darlings, the slightly-less-bright stars came our for NYLON Magazine’s May Young Hollywood Issue Celebration at Bardot in Hollywood. We don’t know who 90% of these kids are but we’re sure they’ve all got a bright future ahead of them. We’re plum tuckered out from a full day’s work of opinionating, and since there are a metric shit-ton of Young Hollywood looks to run down, we’re just gonna bark out the first thing that comes to mind, Tourette-style, with each picture. If it’s good enough for Joan Rivers, it’s good enough for T Lo. Ready? Got something to drink? Comfy? Okay, then.
Slutty(er) Blanche Devereux! Fried hair!
Waist too high! Big-girl bra!
Skirt hurts our eyes!
Cute! Needs better jewelry!
Inverted laundry bag!
Garment bag you buy in a drugstore!
Jessica Fletcher’s couch!
Fierce motherfucker! Forgot her dress!
Cool jacket, bro!
Minnie Mouse’s flashier cousin!
Hirsute Pee Wee!
Too famous to be at this event!
Wandered in from the laundromat down the street!
Novelty shirts are for assholes! Raar!
Opens beer bottles with her teeth!
[Photo Credt: getty, wireimage]