Wango Tango Concert

Posted on May 16, 2011

Darlings, it was  the KIIS FM’s 2011 Wango Tango Concert at the Staples Center and young Hollywood came out in force. We are literally on our way to the Oscar de la Renta Resort Collection show right now, so we’re leaving the bitchery up to you. Besides, we have no idea who most of these people are. We’ll say this: for once, there are relatively few fashion disasters. Then again, how hard can it be when almost everyone is wearing jeans and sneakers?  Also, Paris is way over-dressed and she looks a like a chaperone at the Freshmen Dance.

Ready? Set? BITCH!

Daren Kagasoff

Colton Haynes

Stephen Colletii

Sabi

Sharni Vinson

Adam Hicks

Paris Hilton

Katerina Graham

Jordin Sparks

 

Pia Toscano

Lucy Hale

Ke$ha

Max Adler

Joe Jonas

Cody Simpson

JC Chasez

Bella Thorne

Ian Harding

Harry Shum Jr.

Francia Raisa

Fivel Stewart

Savannah Jayde

Austin Brown

Sasha Jackson

Elizabeth Mathis

Chelsea Ricketts

Bridgit Mendler

Audrey Kitching

Ashley Fink

Alli Simpson

 

Okay, we lied. There were quite a few disasters in there, weren’t there?

[Photo Credit: getty, wireimage]

  • formerlyAnon

    But you’re right. Most of the disasters are very in line with high-schoolers flexing their fashion muscles.

    What is with Paris Hilton? Is she homeless and living out of her mobile dressing room? Changing at the highway rest stops for the next in an uninterrupted series of events, no matter how small, since she has no home to go to?

    Or is she dating somebody on the production side of these events?

  • Anonymous

    But you’re right. Most of the disasters are very in line with high-schoolers flexing their fashion muscles.

    What is with Paris Hilton? Is she homeless and living out of her mobile dressing room? Changing at the highway rest stops for the next in an uninterrupted series of events, no matter how small, since she has no home to go to?

    Or is she dating somebody on the production side of these events?

  • Anon

    May I please join you at the Oscar de la Renta show instead of spending more time looking at this group?   Please?  Pretty please?

  • Anon

    May I please join you at the Oscar de la Renta show instead of spending more time looking at this group?   Please?  Pretty please?

  • JZMom

    Okay – I’m old. I know who very few of these people are; the ones I do know are from watching TV with my kids. Why is the male uniform “jeans, Tshirt and untied shoes” while the female uniform is “short dress with really high heels, making it impossible to either stand up OR sit down”?

  • ASK

    I don’t know that the girls are over dress or just than a good number of the guys look like their clothes / jeans need to be washed. 

    Have I missed the trend to look like you need laundering.

  • JZMom

    Okay – I’m old. I know who very few of these people are; the ones I do know are from watching TV with my kids. Why is the male uniform “jeans, Tshirt and untied shoes” while the female uniform is “short dress with really high heels, making it impossible to either stand up OR sit down”?

  • ASK

    I don’t know that the girls are over dress or just than a good number of the guys look like their clothes / jeans need to be washed. 

    Have I missed the trend to look like you need laundering.

  • Vaniljekjeks

    Awful.  I am only in my mid twenties and I have no idea who most of these people are.   Most of the girls look like big heads on tiny, poorly dressed bodies.  Æsj.

  • Anne

     So funny. As I was scrolling down, I kept thinking, how is this not a disaster? Or this? Am I really that old? The final tag made my laugh out loud, so relieved. Yipes!

  • Vaniljekjeks

    Awful.  I am only in my mid twenties and I have no idea who most of these people are.   Most of the girls look like big heads on tiny, poorly dressed bodies.  Æsj.

  • Anne

     So funny. As I was scrolling down, I kept thinking, how is this not a disaster? Or this? Am I really that old? The final tag made my laugh out loud, so relieved. Yipes!

  • fafafab

     who are these people? and I’m “only” 27

  • fafafab

     who are these people? and I’m “only” 27

  • fafafab

     who are these people? and I’m “only” 27

  • fafafab

     who are these people? and I’m “only” 27

    • http://profiles.google.com/jerome.springer Jerome Springer

      Thank you I was just thinking the exact same thing.   

    • Marzirocks

      Oh good. I’m 26 and I recognize exactly 2 people on this list (except for the Glee kiddos.)

    • Marzirocks

      Oh good. I’m 26 and I recognize exactly 2 people on this list (except for the Glee kiddos.)

    • Marzirocks

      Oh good. I’m 26 and I recognize exactly 2 people on this list (except for the Glee kiddos.)

      • Anonymous

        22, and even the ones I recognize I don’t know where from and don’t know by name. Except Glee and Ke$ha.

    • Meghan

      samies  

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Lauren-Jean-St-Martin/504251897 Lauren Jean St. Martin

    Why is JC there? Seriously. He and Paris really are randoms at the event. 

    • Lisa

      “Because *everybody’s* got a random!”

  • MilaXX

    I’m too lazy to google and I only recognize maybe half the folks here. Maybe my fellow kittens can help refresh my memory. I see a few AI contestants. Jordin Sparks looks great, btw. Paris looks cheap and ridiculously over dressed. Is that a 4 inch hem on her dress? Audrey Kitching looks like a low rent drag queen. A few look okay as in man/woman on the street ordinary and several are just try to hard train wrecks.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jessica-TallGirl-Freeman/1043623567 Jessica TallGirl Freeman

     WTF is JC Chasez doing there?

    • coffeeandshoes

      He looks like such a dirty old man!  Sad.

    • http://profiles.google.com/thisiscelia Celia

      He looks….vampirized.

  • http://profiles.google.com/shawna.ready shawna ready

    Horrible camera angle. Everyone looks 3 feet tall.
     

  • http://profiles.google.com/natalierdaniels Natalie Daniels

    Someone named their kid Fivel?

    • Jessi

       My thoughts exactly.  Are we doing that now?

    • Paula

      LMAO!  I did a double-take when I read that name.  God-bless her. 

    • Linds

       I thought Fivel was the name of a boy mouse… (Technically Feivel, but still.)

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_T24URKJGBLJQPBWCRPU37IIHLU Krab Louse

      No, she gave herself that name because “she liked it better than her real name.” 

    • http://twitter.com/KristinJeannie Kristin Haughney

      Her birth name was Trent Heaven Stewart. It’s better than the name her brother chose for himself, which is Booboo. I kid you not.

  • Anonymous

    What an awful time for fashion.

  • Anonymous

    Have a blast at the OdlR show!
    Kesha looks like she been rode hard and put away wet.
    The rest? Pretty meh.

  • http://profiles.google.com/trashilove { edi } ilovetrash

    every single one of these people {save for paris & kesha} look like theyre on their way to or from ucla. kesha would probably be told by some official, somewhere, to button her shirt. paris would probably not have qualified for admission. & katerina graham would not be wearing stockings.

  • SMM

    Top two: Colton Haynes and Henry Shum, with the former clearly winning it all.
    How do I go about forming a bottom? There are just too many deserving contestants!

  • Kimmeister

    I’m digging Stephen Colletti’s shoes.

    Jordin Sparks looks good in orange.

    Harry Shum looks great, as to be expected.

    Sasha Jackson should be doing jazzercise in that getup.

    Sorry to be mean, but Alli Simpson’s body parts look like they were put on askew. 

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1241487378 Lauren Lynch Fox

    Uh, I knew about 4 of these people. They look like they were in the parking lot at my son’s High School…..
     

  • Jrittenberg

     When did Ashley Fink become a Hot Topic model? Austin Brown has the best outfit for the guys, but he should have changed his shoes. Actually, there weren’t many fantastic shoes in this bunch. It was nice to see Audrey Kitching bring the crazy, even if she looked like a fail of a hipster on crack. What is wrong with young Hollywood?

  • andyleigh

    I neither know nor care about any of these children, except to wonder why their parents let them go out in public looking like this.  And of course there’s Paris, who looks like the slutty mother of one of these urchins who shows up to the embarrassment of her offspring.  She should be careful that someone doesn’t decided she’s hitting on children and get her arrested.  Has she no dignity?  That’s rhetorical, as we know she has no dignity.

    Beyond that, I have nothing I’d care to say about this anonymous bunch.  Let’s hope they get better at dressing themselves before we can identify them.

    • Lisa

       Hee!  “Has she no dignity?” cracked my shit up!

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_T24URKJGBLJQPBWCRPU37IIHLU Krab Louse

      So, now if an adult shows up in the same room as teenagers then that means they must be “hitting on them.”  Wow, you may want to warn any adults going into the teaching professions. 

  • Alyse

     Hmm, I’m eighteen and I only recognized the Glee kids (cause I am a gleek) Ke$ha, Joe Jonas, Jordin Sparks and Paris Hilton. I’m guessing most of them are from Disney and Nick shows, maybe a couple of CW actors in there. But that Austin Brown is a cutie :) the Glee kids (cause I am a gleek) Ke$ha, Joe Jonas, Jordin Sparks and Paris Hilton. I’m guessing most of them are from Disney and Nick shows, maybe a couple of CW actors in there. But that Austin Brown is a cutie :)

    • Alyse

      Eh? What on earth is going on with my comment? I honestly did not type that twice.  

    • Anonymous

       Audrey Kitching is an alt model.

  • Long Island

    How the hell is Paris Hilton still young Hollywood?

    • http://vhanna26.typepad.com Vera

      Maybe Young Hollywood is too young to remember she’s a has been.

  • kingderella

    most of those girls must have been fabricated in the same factory…

    Colton Haynes: ive heard that name before, but if you had asked me who he was, i would have guessed hes a gay porn star. looking at him here, im still not entirely sure hes not.

    Paris thought it was halloween, she came dressed as xtina.
    Katerina Graham: VAGINA!

    Kesha: ???

    cody simpson: i instantly hate him, which isnt entirely fair. its probably because he looks a little like an ex-roommate i dont want to be reminded of.

    JC chasez: he still exists! whod have thunk. hes looking weird to me, though… is it just an unflattering picture or am i just out of the loop?

    bella thorne: dont know who she is, but i like the silhouette of her dress, and the way her hair clashes with the print.

    audrey kitchin: ??????????????????????

    ashley fink: kinda cool

    • bees

      That’s funny, I instantly hate Cody Simpson, too, because he reminds me of the biggest PITA of a student I’ve ever had in years and years of teaching.

  • Anonymous

    Jordan, Pia, Harry, Bridgit, Bella and Francia all look good to great, although I hate Bella’s shoes. Sharni Vinson would be fine if she weren’t wearing elf boots.That Colton dude is OK, although he wouldn’t be my type if I were in that age group. Ian Harding is also looking OK. The rest are on some lower point of the fashion spectrum. Kei$ha has her very own place there. It’s even named after her.

    And, geez, Paris just looks pathetic. Why is she there? See also: JC Chasez.

    Adam Hicks is cracking me up.

    Are Alli and Cody Simpson kids part of *the* Simpson Dynasty, i.e., Jessica and Ashley’s siblings? Alli looks like Pia Zadora.

  • Anonymous

    I’m very disappointed in Audrey Kitching. What the hell did she do to her hair?!

  • http://twitter.com/KwanaWrites Kwana Jackson

    Well I feel old now. Thanks. 

  • Jenny

     Jordan Sparks and Harry Shum Jr. look adorable. The rest of them look sloppy and cheap, like they’re all in tenth grade meeting up at the mall. Oh, and varying levels of smarmy, greasy, or slutty. 

  • Breda

    I think part of the reason for this is that a lot of them appear to have been photographed at a slight downward angle – a lot of events like this do. No idea if that’s true, or if they all really DO have disproportionately short legs and over-large heads.

    • Noelle

       Yes!  They have been photographed to look like bobbleheads – especially that poor Savannah Jayde (whoever she is!)!!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_PFPESDH4EDCW3UEDVNWWSHB4XQ Michaela T.

     what is this… a kindergarten picnic??

    Aside from that scary old lady at the end. WTF????

  • MK

     Who else wants to drop-kick Ke$ha off a cliff?

    • Meg

      I’d like to drop kick her into a shower and not let her out until she no longer looks like she lives in a dumpster.

  • Alzarius Star

     whoa…. when did joe jonas become an 40 year old deadbeat dad? 

  • http://profiles.google.com/sara.e.munoz Sara Munoz

    Need to wash my eyes now.

  • Tired mommy

    Who are these people? I am old :( 

  • Judy_J

    Don’t know who Audrey Kitching is, but her look definitely stands out in that sea of black.  And Paris Hilton looks like she’s attending the wrong event.  That dress cuts so low across her bust, I’m surprised we didn’t see a nip slip.

  • http://angryfemur.tumblr.com Andrea Lane

    Good grief, those are some horrifying outfits. What on god’s green EARTH is Audrey Hitching wearing? And who on Earth is she?

    That being said, Bridget Mendler and Savannah Jade look supafly.

  • Oli

     You guys, NO. Just no. You cannot abandon your minions with a collection like this! We need your bitchy phrases to get on with the rambling. 

  • Anonymous

    Um, I know who Paris Hilton, Joe Jonas, and Jordan Sparks are, and they all seem to be skewing a little old for the event.  I don’t know who Alli Simpson is, but did something happen to her face, or is it just the world’s least flattering picture?

    Most of them are casually inoffensive, but Katerina Graham looks like she’s taking time off from her corner.

     

  • antares

     I have no idea who most of these people are, but I want to thank them for providing some needed laughing-at-how-asinine-some-people-can-be today.

  • Christine Marie

    NO. I WILL NOT DO YOUR JOB FOR YOU. I LOVE YOU BECAUSE OF YOUR FUNNY AND DEAD-ON COMMENTARY, WHICH I SEE BARELY ANY OF IN THIS POST. I COULD HAVE LOOKED THE PICTURES UP ON ANY NUMBER OF OTHER SITES AND HAD THE EXACT SAME EXPERIENCE. NO. UNACCEPTABLE. OSCAR DE LA RENTA IS NO EXCUSE.
    Okay, so caps lock wasn’t deserved but still. You asked for bitchery. There it is, bitches <3

    • Anonymous

       You’re partially right. Oscar de la Renta isn’t an excuse – it’s a reason!  ;-D

  • Mommmmmm!

     Outside of the Glee people, my teenage daughter couldn’t even name most of these “celebrities,” which is fine, because they mostly look horrible.

  • http://profiles.google.com/xelad007 C Deal

    1) Isn’t Paris Hilton “a little long in the tooth” to be included in this crowd?
    2) Audrey Kitching and Alli Simpson are scary as H3LL!  

  • http://www.sineaddoyle.com Sinead

    Sabi and Cody are clearly celebrities because they are the first people to have been cryogenically frozen in the mid 80’s and successfully revived. Clothing, hair and make-up intact.   

  • prairieportia

    They were each given a budget of ten dollars and told they had to dress themselves from purchases at a nearby mall.  It’s the only explanation.

  • Anonymous

    Audrey Kitching:  Norma Desmond mets Jem. 

  • Anonymous

    Is Audrey Kitching a drag?  I have no idea who most of these people are.  

  • Anonymous

     Is there a shortage of gays in LA???  Are they on strike?  On vacation???

  • Anonymous

     I feel so old.

    But I do want those those hot pink leopard print boots. Is that wrong?

    –GothamTomato

  • Lisa

     Hey, it was really great of Boy George to show up for the kids!

  • Tenley

    I had no idea leggings already were back in — I thought they’d been declared out forever after the third time around.   

  • PattyAD

    According to my daughter, Cody Simpson is the new Bieber.  At some point, I’m going to get too old to keep all this straight, and be horribly embarassing to my kids.  Can’t wait. 

    • Heather

       I googled Alli Simpson because the someone earlier asked if she and Cody were related to Jessica Simpson, and I wanted to know.  Apparently, (according to his wikipedia page), 14 yr old Cody was discovered on You Tube, and has a few releases out now…  and…believe it or not, Alli is his YOUNGER sister.  Can that possibly be right?  Is the one pictured here younger than 14?  Weird.

      • http://www.facebook.com/notadouche Jeffrey D Foldenauer

         I thought this too and googled Alli. She turned 12 last month. Is it just me or does Joe Jonas look like he is 40-something?

        • Kat

          yes, and Alli Simpson looks like a bad version of Kristin Chenoweth (an old, bad version…)

      • PattyAD

        I was mature for 12, but people took me for 16, not 47.  I don’t know if it’s the styling or lighting or what here, but the poor thing looks harsh. 

      • PattyAD

        I was mature for 12, but people took me for 16, not 47.  I don’t know if it’s the styling or lighting or what here, but the poor thing looks harsh. 

        • PattyAD

          Sorry for the triple post.  Wonky computer system this morning.

        • PattyAD

          Sorry for the triple post.  Wonky computer system this morning.

  • http://twitter.com/phreddd F. Eloy Vaughn

    Who the fuck are most of these babies? I know it’s just a concert, but not much stepping up of style here (and can someone kill Paris Hilton already?) – it almost doesn’t justify TLo attention…

  • guest

    terrible clothes on random people. since when is joe jonas 45??

  • ApexGDS

    I have no idea who Daren Kagasoff or Colton Haynes are, but am I the only one who thought they resembled the Two Coreys circa 1990-ish?? Especially Colton … it was actually a bit eerie how much he looks like Corey Haim.

    Ashley Fink, while still looking like a emo/grunge trainwreck, is showing signs of improvement. It’s actually a rather polished look for her.

  • marciekr

    Jordan Sparks and Bridgit Mendler look great.  The rest of the girls looks meh to ewww.  The guys all sort of melted together into one jeans and bright colored shoes boy.

  • Dellde

     Why does Kesha always look like she hasn’t bathed?  Wash that glitter off your face you look sticky.  Wash that glitter off your face you look sticky.

  • http://catherinerhodes.com Catherine

    I don’t know any of these people and I don’t care. I remember boys being cuter when I was a youngster in the 70s and 80s. 

  • ccm800

    WTF is up with Ali Simpsons face? she looks like a 47 year old woman

  • jzzy55

     Bella Thorne gets my vote for Good Effort. She and Ian Harding might look cute together. Like everyone else posting, I have no idea who these people are, so I’m just looking at the styling and clothing. 

  • Anonymous

    What the fuck was this again???? 

  • Christina Descaro

    I see a lot of boys looking cute and a lot of girls looking tragic. Paris seems to have mistaken the little loops you use for garment-hanging for straps. Also, I don’t know what an Audrey Kitching is but I believe there is a fur turban involved.

  • http://vhanna26.typepad.com Vera

    Paris Hilton, trying to be relevant. Sad.

  • BuffaloJD

    Wango Tango?!!
    I can’t imagine any one of these trying-too-hard dullards listening to Ted Nugent!

  • tee

     I have no clue who these people are, but Harry Shum is foine.

  • Anonymous

    Bella Thorne and Audrey Kitching have discernible styles the rest are truly unremarkable 

  • http://twitter.com/patbower Patrick Bower

     I turned 20 today and I don’t even recognize most of these people. I think Lucy Hale looks great though. Colton Haynes is a babe

  • Anonymous

    Huh. And, see, I kinda like what Paris is wearing. Then again, I’m a 17 year old who dresses like a 27 year old in the 1950s, so fuck if I have anything to say.

    Also……who? I, once again, am 17 and I have NO idea who anyone is here. I’ve heard of a grand total of 6 of these people. But to me, most of these people tend to blend together into a generic mass of tan-skinned, short-skirted “starlets”. That I will never hear of again.

    Also, also, Audrey Kitching has seen better days, hasn’t she? Seriously, honey. Those eyebrows. They do not work. Neither does that hair color. Why would she ever go with such a light pink? It looks dreadful.

  • Maria

    Say it with me ladies; LEGGINGS ARE NOT PANTS. I don’t care how skinny you are, cover your crotch before you leave the house. 

  • http://www.facebook.com/notadouche Jeffrey D Foldenauer

    Did someone egg Ke$ha in the face?

  • girliecue

    Gasp! Harry Shum looks like my dad – a 78-year-old Asian man – here! I don’t know whether to be happy for my dad or sad for Harry Shum. But they’re both cute. As an aside, I am firmly of the opinion if you are not fair (in coloring) then light gray is not your friend. 

  • Eva_Baby

    Heh.  Katerina Graham really wants to win Fug Madness next year.

  • Wjs

    Tell me more about Harry Shum’s shoes, please.

  • Annie

    Hand me my eye bleach!  Those last three are especially bad.  Is that Audrey Kitching a man in drag?

  • Auntie L

    I know about  6 of these people.  Cody Simpdon is channeling Michael Jackson (maybe he had to do a report on the 80’s for school…)  Austin Brown is A-dorable!!  And I adore Audrey Kitching…come on!! 

  • Luv2birdie18

    Oh you bitches had me going for a minute.  LOL!  I’d long ago given up trying to identify most “celebrities” but I must say:  is it just me are all the new little “starlets” out there really tiny short people?  What is up with that?  I thought the general population was getting taller, but this looks like Munchkinland in really bad clothing.

  • Anonymous

    Oh, Tom … Oh, Lorenzo … Don’t tell me you’ve just punked your devoted minions!

  • http://www.joannao.blogspot.com JoannaOC

    JC Chasez is there because he co-wrote two songs for Matthew Morrison’s new album, and MM performed at Wango Tango along with the youngsters. Why do I know these things? don’t ask.

    • Anonymous

       I won’t ask, but I’m weirdly impressed.

  • Queeniethebold

    Who ARE these people?!?!?! i’ve never heard of 99% of them. Ugh, they all look horrendous. Don’t want to know who they are, even if that makes me a certified old fart. 

  • cole

     does JC Chasez still count as young Hollywood? He’s gotta be mid thirties by now

  • Jennifer

    Er – when Stephen Coletti was the first person I recognized I thought I was in trouble, thank goodness I’m not the only one.

  • Anonymous

    Once again in a sea of youthful inanity, Harry Shum stands out as the person who looks most interesting and worth spending more than 2 minutes with.

  • Disappointed

     Who approved jeggings? When did that become okay? 

  • hilary

     hahahahah kesha looks so lost

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_EYYAY25W7VS5BYCOCTK62SSUBI tw125

    Austin Brown is Rebbie Jackson’s son and Michael and Janet’s nephew.  Oh, and a singer.

    JC Chasez might want to consider updating his look a bit.  He fits in a little too well with this bunch of people who are 10 years younger than he.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Rose-Roby/100000591627220 Rose Roby

    I must be very old.  I have no idea who most of these people are!

  • Californiagirl

    Some definite train wrecks here. I’m looking at you  Audrey Kitching and Ke$ha.The camera angle is unflattering to everyone! Some definite train wrecks here. 

    Youth. It’s wasted on the young….

  • akprincess72

    What the heck is an Audrey Kitching???Audrey Kitching???

  • http://profiles.google.com/thisiscelia Celia

    I think that men’s fashion really has to defer to women’s. If women have to wear uncomfortably high heels, men should also have to go have a similar handicap to their mobility–hence, the untied shoes.

  • http://twitter.com/ShelfAfterlife Shelf Afterlife

     Cracktacular!  All I can say is “who the EFF is that?” to most, Harry Shum Jr. rarely looks bad (tho that is a lot of grey), and PLEASE tell me that girl’s name isn’t actually FIVEL!!!!

  • http://www.manoneileen.com Manon Eileen

    I honestly don’t know any of these people. Well, except Paris – who indeed looks horribly overdressed. Except Ke$ha who as usual looks like she went to a crack house before the party. except the Nsync guy who I thought… Well never mind. And the Glee folk. 

    Wtf is with that Audrey Kitching person? I never thought it was possible to make shades of pink look SO PAINFULLY BAD together. Her make-up looks equally bad if not worse. Now I’m curious who she is and what she does and why she’s even there. I googled her but can’t even find a bio or whatever. For as far as I can tell she is a self-proclaimed celeb, to me it looks like she’s just another one of those “hip” bloggers who do odd photoshoots once in a while. I’m confused.

  • Korilian

    Holy shit! These girls are insane!

  • Korilian

    Holy shit! These girls are insane!

  • Korilian

    Holy shit! These girls are insane!

  • Anonymous

    Kitching is an alternative model, e-celebrity, and “scene queen”, as they tend to be called. And to be fair, this is the worst she’s ever looked. She’s usually a good deal more attractive, with better hair and makeup. And eyebrows. I totally understand people in the mainstream not knowing who she is (or getting why she’s here, because I don’t either), but she is kind of infamous in (particularly the internet part of) the alt world. But the whole “scene”…..scene seems to be dying down a bit lately, so maybe that’s why she’s here. That’s not my area, though, so I really don’t give a shit. Just like to observe.

  • Anonymous

    Kitching is an alternative model, e-celebrity, and “scene queen”, as they tend to be called. And to be fair, this is the worst she’s ever looked. She’s usually a good deal more attractive, with better hair and makeup. And eyebrows. I totally understand people in the mainstream not knowing who she is (or getting why she’s here, because I don’t either), but she is kind of infamous in (particularly the internet part of) the alt world. But the whole “scene”…..scene seems to be dying down a bit lately, so maybe that’s why she’s here. That’s not my area, though, so I really don’t give a shit. Just like to observe.

  • Anonymous

    Kitching is an alternative model, e-celebrity, and “scene queen”, as they tend to be called. And to be fair, this is the worst she’s ever looked. She’s usually a good deal more attractive, with better hair and makeup. And eyebrows. I totally understand people in the mainstream not knowing who she is (or getting why she’s here, because I don’t either), but she is kind of infamous in (particularly the internet part of) the alt world. But the whole “scene”…..scene seems to be dying down a bit lately, so maybe that’s why she’s here. That’s not my area, though, so I really don’t give a shit. Just like to observe.

  • RyzandShyn

    Of course I know the Glee kids, the American Idol people, and Miss Paris, but I do actually recognize one other. Embarrassing to know this, but Stephen Colletti was the boyfriend of choice on MTVs Laguna Beach and was still there at the beginning of The Hills.
    I can honestly say that I watched with my daughter to monitor what she was viewing, but the truth is I eventually got sucked in too.

  • RyzandShyn

    Of course I know the Glee kids, the American Idol people, and Miss Paris, but I do actually recognize one other. Embarrassing to know this, but Stephen Colletti was the boyfriend of choice on MTVs Laguna Beach and was still there at the beginning of The Hills.
    I can honestly say that I watched with my daughter to monitor what she was viewing, but the truth is I eventually got sucked in too.

  • http://profiles.google.com/phyllis.craine Phyllis Craine

    To paraphrase Patti Smith from her memoir: “I think they’re artists” “Naw, they’re just kids” 

  • http://profiles.google.com/phyllis.craine Phyllis Craine

    To paraphrase Patti Smith from her memoir: “I think they’re artists” “Naw, they’re just kids” 

  • Jessamyn

    The pendulum of sex differentiation through clothes has swung about as far as it can, hasn’t it? Presumably in another 20 years we’ll be back at the height of boys and girls both wearing shlumpy jeans and t-shirts, or whatever the 2021 equivalent is.

    My hat’s off to Lucy Hale – she looks adorable, but she can actually sit down safely because she’s in shorts, her chest is safely wrapped up, and her shoes might not actually destroy her feet!

  • Jessamyn

    The pendulum of sex differentiation through clothes has swung about as far as it can, hasn’t it? Presumably in another 20 years we’ll be back at the height of boys and girls both wearing shlumpy jeans and t-shirts, or whatever the 2021 equivalent is.

    My hat’s off to Lucy Hale – she looks adorable, but she can actually sit down safely because she’s in shorts, her chest is safely wrapped up, and her shoes might not actually destroy her feet!

  • Jessamyn

    The pendulum of sex differentiation through clothes has swung about as far as it can, hasn’t it? Presumably in another 20 years we’ll be back at the height of boys and girls both wearing shlumpy jeans and t-shirts, or whatever the 2021 equivalent is.

    My hat’s off to Lucy Hale – she looks adorable, but she can actually sit down safely because she’s in shorts, her chest is safely wrapped up, and her shoes might not actually destroy her feet!

  • Leslie

     I’m assuming this is the latest Mickey Mouse Club grads.

    • Leslie

      “assuming these are…”

    • Leslie

      “assuming these are…”

  • Leslie

     I’m assuming this is the latest Mickey Mouse Club grads.

  • Bianca

    Boring and ill advised 

  • Bianca

    Boring and ill advised 

  • Bianca

    Boring and ill advised 

  • Thisisfake

    Daren Kagasoff-they nixed Snookin’ for Love.  Stop dressing like you’re auditioning for a part. 

    Colton Haynes-faux burberry with a hoody  and scrunched up sleeves underneath?  You’re better than that.

    Stephen Coletti-it looks like there’s no official dress code and you haven’t done anything necessarily egregious.  So far, you’re in the lead. 

    Sabi-I hate booties.  Yours are the cutest thing about your outfit.  I guess I can congratulate you for wearing lycra and not showing a hint of ‘toe. 

    Sharni-That shirt isn’t doing you any favors.  It not only cuts you at your widest part, but it’s shape drags the line even further, making you seen hugely hippy.  Regardless, you manage to look cute.  Yay for good genes.  Now get better jeans.

    Adam Hicks-All that black, well, in addition to being lazy, it looks a little creepy.  Also, stop posing like Mickey Rourke. 

    Paris-It’s sad to see her turning up at events like this.  Honey-sometimes anonymity is better than being known as mutton at 30.

    Kat Graham-you’re one of the few people who’s names I’ve come to know.  I don’t know where I know it from, but it rings a bell.  From now on, it’s going to remind me of terrible two toned hair and high-waisted, cut out shorts that pull from the crotch.  You’d have been better off going to Old Navy and stealing whatever the nearest mannequin had on.

    Jordin Sparks-Love the fun hair, the dress is working for you and your shoes work.  Better Jewelry would have tied it all together.

    Pia Toscano-for being an entirely unrevealing dress, it looks a little slutty. 

    Lucy Hale-The 90210 remake isn’t set in the 90s and even if it was-who wants to be Shannon Doherty?

    Ke$ha-a bra under a suit?  Come on Ke$ha, you’re losing it.  You’re the most respectable looking person at the event.  You’ve got to try harder if you want people to think you’re a trashy, shlubby mess.

    Max Adler-nice-ish mall clothes.

    I’m burnt out already…I’ll give credit to Ian Hardin and Elizabeth Mathis for pulling something appropriately attractive together. 

  • Thisisfake

    Daren Kagasoff-they nixed Snookin’ for Love.  Stop dressing like you’re auditioning for a part. 

    Colton Haynes-faux burberry with a hoody  and scrunched up sleeves underneath?  You’re better than that.

    Stephen Coletti-it looks like there’s no official dress code and you haven’t done anything necessarily egregious.  So far, you’re in the lead. 

    Sabi-I hate booties.  Yours are the cutest thing about your outfit.  I guess I can congratulate you for wearing lycra and not showing a hint of ‘toe. 

    Sharni-That shirt isn’t doing you any favors.  It not only cuts you at your widest part, but it’s shape drags the line even further, making you seen hugely hippy.  Regardless, you manage to look cute.  Yay for good genes.  Now get better jeans.

    Adam Hicks-All that black, well, in addition to being lazy, it looks a little creepy.  Also, stop posing like Mickey Rourke. 

    Paris-It’s sad to see her turning up at events like this.  Honey-sometimes anonymity is better than being known as mutton at 30.

    Kat Graham-you’re one of the few people who’s names I’ve come to know.  I don’t know where I know it from, but it rings a bell.  From now on, it’s going to remind me of terrible two toned hair and high-waisted, cut out shorts that pull from the crotch.  You’d have been better off going to Old Navy and stealing whatever the nearest mannequin had on.

    Jordin Sparks-Love the fun hair, the dress is working for you and your shoes work.  Better Jewelry would have tied it all together.

    Pia Toscano-for being an entirely unrevealing dress, it looks a little slutty. 

    Lucy Hale-The 90210 remake isn’t set in the 90s and even if it was-who wants to be Shannon Doherty?

    Ke$ha-a bra under a suit?  Come on Ke$ha, you’re losing it.  You’re the most respectable looking person at the event.  You’ve got to try harder if you want people to think you’re a trashy, shlubby mess.

    Max Adler-nice-ish mall clothes.

    I’m burnt out already…I’ll give credit to Ian Hardin and Elizabeth Mathis for pulling something appropriately attractive together. 

  • Thisisfake

    Daren Kagasoff-they nixed Snookin’ for Love.  Stop dressing like you’re auditioning for a part. 

    Colton Haynes-faux burberry with a hoody  and scrunched up sleeves underneath?  You’re better than that.

    Stephen Coletti-it looks like there’s no official dress code and you haven’t done anything necessarily egregious.  So far, you’re in the lead. 

    Sabi-I hate booties.  Yours are the cutest thing about your outfit.  I guess I can congratulate you for wearing lycra and not showing a hint of ‘toe. 

    Sharni-That shirt isn’t doing you any favors.  It not only cuts you at your widest part, but it’s shape drags the line even further, making you seen hugely hippy.  Regardless, you manage to look cute.  Yay for good genes.  Now get better jeans.

    Adam Hicks-All that black, well, in addition to being lazy, it looks a little creepy.  Also, stop posing like Mickey Rourke. 

    Paris-It’s sad to see her turning up at events like this.  Honey-sometimes anonymity is better than being known as mutton at 30.

    Kat Graham-you’re one of the few people who’s names I’ve come to know.  I don’t know where I know it from, but it rings a bell.  From now on, it’s going to remind me of terrible two toned hair and high-waisted, cut out shorts that pull from the crotch.  You’d have been better off going to Old Navy and stealing whatever the nearest mannequin had on.

    Jordin Sparks-Love the fun hair, the dress is working for you and your shoes work.  Better Jewelry would have tied it all together.

    Pia Toscano-for being an entirely unrevealing dress, it looks a little slutty. 

    Lucy Hale-The 90210 remake isn’t set in the 90s and even if it was-who wants to be Shannon Doherty?

    Ke$ha-a bra under a suit?  Come on Ke$ha, you’re losing it.  You’re the most respectable looking person at the event.  You’ve got to try harder if you want people to think you’re a trashy, shlubby mess.

    Max Adler-nice-ish mall clothes.

    I’m burnt out already…I’ll give credit to Ian Hardin and Elizabeth Mathis for pulling something appropriately attractive together. 

  • http://profiles.google.com/laura.jane.ogorman Laura O’Gorman

    Ke$ha looks like she hasn’t showered in months…and then got run over by a tractor.

  • http://profiles.google.com/laura.jane.ogorman Laura O’Gorman

    Ke$ha looks like she hasn’t showered in months…and then got run over by a tractor.

  • http://profiles.google.com/laura.jane.ogorman Laura O’Gorman

    Ke$ha looks like she hasn’t showered in months…and then got run over by a tractor.

  • Anonymous

    Did JC Chasez father one of these fetuses?  Because he is way too old to be with these kids.

    Katerina Graham takes the prize for worst ensemble.  Seriously.

  • Anonymous

    Did JC Chasez father one of these fetuses?  Because he is way too old to be with these kids.

    Katerina Graham takes the prize for worst ensemble.  Seriously.

  • Kaycee

    A group of these kids are from the Disney Channel, and JC Chasez is a judge on America’s Best Dance Crew.   

  • Kaycee

    A group of these kids are from the Disney Channel, and JC Chasez is a judge on America’s Best Dance Crew.   

  • Kaycee

    A group of these kids are from the Disney Channel, and JC Chasez is a judge on America’s Best Dance Crew.   

  • Mary Fox

    Ke$ha always looks unwashed.

    Jordin Sparks looks absolutely adorable.   

  • Mary Fox

    Ke$ha always looks unwashed.

    Jordin Sparks looks absolutely adorable.   

  • jj

    Quite a few fashion disasters, indeed.  Also, I’ve never heard of most of these people.  They’re really famous?  Isn’t kesha a rock star or something?  She looks like she’s doing a Walk of Shame.  And the girl in the bustier looks like she’s lost on the way to gym class.  I don’t even know what to say about Paris.  Did she ever know how to dress herself?

    Harry Shum is quite the cutie, though, so thanks for the eye candy there.

  • jj

    Quite a few fashion disasters, indeed.  Also, I’ve never heard of most of these people.  They’re really famous?  Isn’t kesha a rock star or something?  She looks like she’s doing a Walk of Shame.  And the girl in the bustier looks like she’s lost on the way to gym class.  I don’t even know what to say about Paris.  Did she ever know how to dress herself?

    Harry Shum is quite the cutie, though, so thanks for the eye candy there.

  • SmartAss

    SO, my first thought was “What is a 40-year old JC Chasez doing dressing up like all these kids!” … then I had to google his age, and granted he is only 35, and looks good for his age, but it looks like he’s trying to be 20 … grow up already!

    And since I am being an old fart, who the HELL is Sabi? In MY day, the divas earned their one name before they flaunted it … I EVEN tried to google her without much luck.

    Just sign me grumpy old man on rocking chair waving his fist at all the annoying kids on the red carpet at some cheezy radio station concert –

    • Amanda in Austin

       I had the same thought at JC Chasez. And I’ll add that he seems to be bordering on creepy old man at an event where everyone is half his age.

  • SmartAss

    SO, my first thought was “What is a 40-year old JC Chasez doing dressing up like all these kids!” … then I had to google his age, and granted he is only 35, and looks good for his age, but it looks like he’s trying to be 20 … grow up already!

    And since I am being an old fart, who the HELL is Sabi? In MY day, the divas earned their one name before they flaunted it … I EVEN tried to google her without much luck.

    Just sign me grumpy old man on rocking chair waving his fist at all the annoying kids on the red carpet at some cheezy radio station concert –

  • SmartAss

    SO, my first thought was “What is a 40-year old JC Chasez doing dressing up like all these kids!” … then I had to google his age, and granted he is only 35, and looks good for his age, but it looks like he’s trying to be 20 … grow up already!

    And since I am being an old fart, who the HELL is Sabi? In MY day, the divas earned their one name before they flaunted it … I EVEN tried to google her without much luck.

    Just sign me grumpy old man on rocking chair waving his fist at all the annoying kids on the red carpet at some cheezy radio station concert –

  • http://phantomminuet.blogspot.com/ MinAgain

    I like Bella’s look.  Cute dress, good jewelry, pretty hair.  The others?  Meh. 

  • http://phantomminuet.blogspot.com/ MinAgain

    I like Bella’s look.  Cute dress, good jewelry, pretty hair.  The others?  Meh. 

  • http://phantomminuet.blogspot.com/ MinAgain

    I like Bella’s look.  Cute dress, good jewelry, pretty hair.  The others?  Meh. 

  • MC

    What’s next TLO? Going to a local high school and critiquing prom gowns?  

  • MC

    What’s next TLO? Going to a local high school and critiquing prom gowns?  

  • MC

    What’s next TLO? Going to a local high school and critiquing prom gowns?  

  • aussiegal77

     Blah blah blah Paris Hilton, why is she always around the kids trying to look young? blah blah Max Adler – cute! blah blah.

    The kids are really boring me these days!

    • aussiegal77

      Also cute – Harry Shum Jr…..but I did lose him there for a second with all that grey! 

    • aussiegal77

      Also cute – Harry Shum Jr…..but I did lose him there for a second with all that grey! 

  • aussiegal77

     Blah blah blah Paris Hilton, why is she always around the kids trying to look young? blah blah Max Adler – cute! blah blah.

    The kids are really boring me these days!

  • aussiegal77

     Blah blah blah Paris Hilton, why is she always around the kids trying to look young? blah blah Max Adler – cute! blah blah.

    The kids are really boring me these days!

  • Nancy

    Doesn’t it seem that red carpet photos are taken at an odd angle?  So many of these people seem to be longer on the top and dwindle away toward their feet.  Jordin Sparks is beautiful, Harry Shum is adorable, and Paris Hilton once again appears to be a desperate fame whore.  Audrey Whatever is a sad little creature. 

  • Nancy

    Doesn’t it seem that red carpet photos are taken at an odd angle?  So many of these people seem to be longer on the top and dwindle away toward their feet.  Jordin Sparks is beautiful, Harry Shum is adorable, and Paris Hilton once again appears to be a desperate fame whore.  Audrey Whatever is a sad little creature. 

  • Nancy

    Doesn’t it seem that red carpet photos are taken at an odd angle?  So many of these people seem to be longer on the top and dwindle away toward their feet.  Jordin Sparks is beautiful, Harry Shum is adorable, and Paris Hilton once again appears to be a desperate fame whore.  Audrey Whatever is a sad little creature. 

  • dee

    I….Don’t know who they are and it doesn’t matter because there’s a girl named FIVEL!  That is everything to me right now.

  • dee

    I….Don’t know who they are and it doesn’t matter because there’s a girl named FIVEL!  That is everything to me right now.

  • dee

    I….Don’t know who they are and it doesn’t matter because there’s a girl named FIVEL!  That is everything to me right now.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_RK5MAF2VNT32ULNYFIXDANTEC4 Terence

     Can I say that Ian Harding, Harry Shum Jr., and Austin brown were super adorable?  The first three guys I could barely tell apart.

    Also Ashley Fink’s sneakers look like sneakers straight out of an Edward Gorey illustration.  That’s neither good nor bad, just interesting, because I always assumed Gorey’s rendition of feet/sneakers was just stylistic, not based off of real life.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_RK5MAF2VNT32ULNYFIXDANTEC4 Terence

     Can I say that Ian Harding, Harry Shum Jr., and Austin brown were super adorable?  The first three guys I could barely tell apart.

    Also Ashley Fink’s sneakers look like sneakers straight out of an Edward Gorey illustration.  That’s neither good nor bad, just interesting, because I always assumed Gorey’s rendition of feet/sneakers was just stylistic, not based off of real life.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_RK5MAF2VNT32ULNYFIXDANTEC4 Terence

     Can I say that Ian Harding, Harry Shum Jr., and Austin brown were super adorable?  The first three guys I could barely tell apart.

    Also Ashley Fink’s sneakers look like sneakers straight out of an Edward Gorey illustration.  That’s neither good nor bad, just interesting, because I always assumed Gorey’s rendition of feet/sneakers was just stylistic, not based off of real life.

  • Noelle

    Who is that Austin Brown fellow?  (Old lady talking here!)  He looks sharp, though I could do without that cap.

  • Meghan

    holy crap.  until paris, i didn’t know who the hell anyone is.  then, i didn’t know who the hell anyone is after paris.  i’m.  old.   

  • Amanda in Austin

    I am uber-old.  Also, what kind of world do we live in now that there is a red carpet at a freakin’ radio station concert event? Seriously? This is reality now?

  • ChelseaNH

    Well, that was a whole lotta “Who?”

  • Anonymous

     Bella Thorne is 13. Why do we not let our 13 year olds dress like 13 year olds anymore?

  • http://profiles.google.com/mochizukisan kyasarin mochizuki

    Almost every single get-up here makes me want to point and laugh. Go back in time, go to the event, get all up in their fresh young faces, and point and laugh. AH HA HA HA HA HA! YOU LOOK LIKE CRAP, AND NOW PHOTOS OF YOUR PUBLIC STATE OF CRAPNESS WILL HAUNT YOU FOR THE NEXT SIXTY-ODD YEARS. AH HA HA HA HA!

    Paris Hilton needs to be sent to a farm upstate.

  • Jaime Lawton

    Who ARE these kids???

  • Anonymous

    I knew who 8 out of 30 (26%) of these people are (and only thanks to my of age-inappropriate love for Boy Bands and Glee!). Does that make me down with the kids? Jiggy?

    And seriously, Sabi? Fivel? Colton? Francia?

    They just better make sure Miss Hilton doesn’t catch them spiking the punch bowl.

  • Elizabeth Winer

    Paris Hilton still qualifies as “young” hollywood?

  • http://www.facebook.com/home.php?sk=lf UltimaEsperenza

    First thing: Someone named their child Fivel? 

    Anyway…I am hating Audrey Kitching’s turban.  She needs a change, and FAST.

  • Anonymous

    Audrey Kitching looks like a dude doing fortune teller drag.

  • Anonymous

    My takeaway from all this is, Harry Shum Jr.: Still debilitatingly attractive.

  • http://profiles.google.com/cbueno.sanders Carla Bueno-Sanders

     ashley fink! we have the same skeleton. come over and let me teach you the ways of pigeon-toed posing!

  • Anonymous

    So much tacky it actually hurts mine eyes…except for guy number 2 who looks like a homeless drifter who wondered in for a free meal.

  • Anonymous

    So much tacky it actually hurts mine eyes…except for guy number 2 who looks like a homeless drifter who wondered in for a free meal.

  • Megan Sullivan

    I’m only 20 and I only know who about a third of these people are. Everyone is kind of a mess. I think Savannah Jayde (whoever she is) looks the classiest and most put-together. For some reason her outfit reminded me of Zoe Saldana. Forget Paris — why is JC Chasez at this event?

  • Susan Collier

    All these girls looks the same to me: same haircut, same clothing style. 

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_T24URKJGBLJQPBWCRPU37IIHLU Krab Louse

    Kesha looks half way decent for once.   She really needs to get a good stylist to teach her how to “dress for her shape.”  She has a dude’s body and does herself no favours by wearing get ups that draw attention to her wide waist no butt shape. 
    Fair dues to her for being a success in this new world of women having to wear bathing suits to perform and getting butt enhancements and fake boobs.  She’s got a man’s body and it appears she has no intention to do any tweaking to “fix it.”  Good for her and refreshing to see. 

  • http://twitter.com/llamaredpajama Amber

    LEGGINGS AREN’T PANTS!