Tits McHonkerboobs displayed her secondary sexual characteristics to an eager audience of millions of Vanity Fair readers. Because muppets weren’t enough for her.
Vanity Fair June 2011 Issue
Editorial: “Katy Perry’s Grand Tour”
Photographer: Annie Liebowitz
Stylist: Jessie Diehl
“My career is like an artichoke. People might think that the leaves are tasty and buttered up and delicious, and they don’t even know that there’s something magical hidden at the base of it. There’s a whole other side [of me] that people didn’t know existed.”
Nevermind then. Do go on.
“I think sometimes when children grow up, their parents grow up. Mine grew up with me. We coexist. I don’t try to change them anymore, and I don’t think they try to change me. We agree to disagree. They’re excited about [my success]. They’re happy that things are going well for their three children and that they’re not on drugs. Or in prison.”
“The press is just not your friend when it comes to a marriage. That’s why we didn’t sell the pictures of our wedding, and we got offered millions of dollars for them, millions.”
“If the core, the honesty, my story, isn’t working, then all those bells and whistles aren’t going to work, either. Sometimes I can be distracted by the glamour and the fabulousness. But my husband always reminds me to keep the core intact…. I just think I have to appreciate every day, every opportunity, work hard, and continue to evolve as an artist. I already know my future evolution, where I’m going to go. I mean, I’m touring in fucking Indonesia, for crying out loud.”
We know it’s internet-fashionable to internet-hate her, but she never bothered us. She always seemed like fun. At the very least, she doesn’t seem insufferable and you can’t say that about 90% of celebrities and about 99% of pop stars. Let’s look at pictures.
She’s no model. She’s a little too stiff and self-conscious on-camera (which is actually kind of endearing). The reason this editorial works for us is because she’s got the looks for these gorgeous clothes and she photographs really well. She looks fabulous in all the Dior but we’re not as enthralled with the Gaultier on her.
[Image Credit: thefashionspot.com, style.com]