Jennifer Lopez, Showing the Goods in Hakaan

Posted on May 06, 2011

Jennifer Lopez visited BET’s “106 & Park” at BET Studios in New York City in a Hakaan dress which redefines the term “bandage dress.”

Hakaan Fall 2011 Collection

 

 

Everyone else is looking away, but there’s one queen taking it all in and thinking, “This bitch is TRAGIC.” Can you spot him, readers?

 

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Oh, Jenny. How disappointing. You have once again forsaken the path of the diva in pursuit of fuckability. For an audience that all seems to be quietly amused by your spectacle, probably because you’re the same age as their mothers and you have successfully made it very clear to all and sundry that you are panty-free today. They’re all “Yeah, I’ll hold the poster or the CD if you want, but please don’t make me look at Mrs. Anthony’s hip flesh trying to break free from its fabric cage, mister.”

Disappointing, Jenny. You are put on notice. We expect to see you back in diamonds and maribou feathers in the next 48 to 72 hours.

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