Minions, Emma Watson attended the launch of her Lancôme Trésor Midnight Rose perfume in Paris in an Azzaro dress. It behooves you to form and express opinions about it immediately. Let’s get to work.
Well, as far as we’re concerned, this is the very definition of a “good on paper” dress. It should work, especially for someone like Emma, but it just doesn’t. Basically, it’s a dress for size zeroes to pose in; it’s not a dress for standing and walking and sitting, like those awful “normal” people do. Granted, Emma’s no more “normal” than the average model, but she has a job to do and it’s more than just striking a pose. Also, we think the balance is all off here; too fussy on the bottom and too plain on top. And finally, on the bottom, the shoes are generic and on the top the hair is… well, let’s just say we don’t like it. We realize pixie cuts are a pain in the ass to grow out, but this flat, uneven, 14-year-old boy cut isn’t fabulous.
IN! She looks chic and sassy, you whiny bitches!
OUT! She looks like a boy in a dress!
The Minion Opinion on Christina Ricci’s secretarial drag was decidedly mixed, but we think the consensus was IN.
[Photo Credit: getty, style.com]