Cannes Watch: “This Must Be The Place” Premiere

Posted on May 21, 2011

Darlings, we’ll be honest: a host of factors has made this Pain Week in the T Lo household and we’re cranky and popping a succession of pills. That’s the thing about being a gay blogging couple. Some days you’re Grey Gardens and some days you’re Valley of the Dolls (but every once in a while you get to be Carrie Bradshaw). Anyway, we need sunlight, sinus medication, ice cream and naps (not necessarily in that order), but we couldn’t let our precious unborn fawns go a day without something to judge. The title says it all: film premiere, Cannes. Let’s do this.

Rosario Dawson in Roberto Cavalli

We like the view better from the back. Too much visual foofaraw on the front.

Courtney Love

Oh, for God’s sake. Someone wrap her up and send her back.

Claudia Schiffer in Dolce & Gabbana

Everything is wrong here. For one, we’re looking at Claudia Schiffer. Don’t get Lorenzo started on her. For another, that dress is just ugly. We have a tendency to not like lace (although we’ll forgive a lot if it’s black), but there’s just too many peplums and ruffles and … tiers to this thing. Top it off with a necklace that really doesn’t go and pointy-toed shoes that add yet another distracting visual element and the lady looks a right mess.

Faye Dunaway

We kind of love this. She looks comfortable, chic, and oh so very “south of France.” That top is cute and we like that she belted it, which gives her some shape. We would have recommended black pants because a black/navy combination is a little more stylish and because light pants don’t always photograph well.

Eve Hewson in Chanel

Good God. Chanel is not supposed to look that sloppy. And there are way too many elements surrounding her boobs. It all looks like some sort of suspension rigging to keep them in place.

Gwen Stefani in Armani Privé

We’re not sure why, but this is just not doing it for us. That cutout seems oddly placed and the multiple bows imply multiple sets of boobs.

[Photo Credit: getty, wireimage]

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  • Patricia Biswanger

     Gwen Stefani’s dress would have been really striking (and slimming!) without that extraneous cut-out.  That blows the whole look.

    LOVE Rosario Dawson’s red dress!

    • http://www.facebook.com/AndrewJosephHolmes Andrew Holmes

       The cutout is fine. If the bottom bow wasn’t there, it’d be a grand slam. It really does make her look like she has two sets of breasts.

      • http://profiles.google.com/sara.e.munoz Sara Munoz

        Yeah, I thought it was cute at first, but now… I just can’t UNsee that.  

      • http://profiles.google.com/sara.e.munoz Sara Munoz

        Yeah, I thought it was cute at first, but now… I just can’t UNsee that.  

        • Anonymous

          Even when she tries to look good, she blows it.

        • Sarah Henkel

          All I can see is a puppet’s gaping mouth. I expect the cutout to start singing any time now.

      • Anonymous

        Diana of Ephesus walks the red carpet

        Google it

        • Anonymous

          Ha! It’s a boob-nanza!

  • Patricia Biswanger

     P.S. to TLo:  go outside and enjoy this glorious weather . . . while you still can, what with the Rapture coming at 6pm.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1519929516 Kelly Dennis

      Hehe, have a Rapture party! 

  • Patricia Biswanger

     P.S. to TLo:  go outside and enjoy this glorious weather . . . while you still can, what with the Rapture coming at 6pm.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_35OW6VJZLWTQDQHS4JLRTVC2JA Akumabunny

    Um, I realize you are both not feeling well, & she really IS dressed badly, but I laughed out loud at your calling Bono’s daughter  EVE
    “Ewe”!  Poor girl, being called a female sheep on the red carpet!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_35OW6VJZLWTQDQHS4JLRTVC2JA Akumabunny

    Um, I realize you are both not feeling well, & she really IS dressed badly, but I laughed out loud at your calling Bono’s daughter  EVE
    “Ewe”!  Poor girl, being called a female sheep on the red carpet!

  • Anonymous

    Thought you guys might need this for those cranky weeks. My husband sent it to me yesterday! Don’t see my image here. It’s a badge that says: Hello My Name is: Miss Cranky Pants.

  • Lynn Landry

     Hooray for Mommie Dearest! She looks AWESOME and ready to eat those other gals for LUNCH!

  • Lynn Landry

     Hooray for Mommie Dearest! She looks AWESOME and ready to eat those other gals for LUNCH!

  • Mariah J

    That’s a whole lot of fug…and shit on a stick what happened to Claudia Schiffer…she looks like a zombie

  • Mariah J

    That’s a whole lot of fug…and shit on a stick what happened to Claudia Schiffer…she looks like a zombie

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Michelle-Shields/1200782178 Michelle Shields

     wtf happened to Claudia?  That girl needs a full on steak dinner. Very sad to see.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Michelle-Shields/1200782178 Michelle Shields

     wtf happened to Claudia?  That girl needs a full on steak dinner. Very sad to see.

  • Anonymous

    Ack! Gwen has quad-boobs and Claudia Schiffer looks like she needs a fresh blood cocktail. And why is she out during daylight?

  • Anonymous

    Ack! Gwen has quad-boobs and Claudia Schiffer looks like she needs a fresh blood cocktail. And why is she out during daylight?

  • Anonymous

     Anyone who thought Courteney turned the corner in the last Red Carpet post, was wrong.
    Claudia has one Frankinstein eye.
    Faye is awesomeness incarnate, but the pants are too casual.
    I sorta kinda like the sloppy Chanel.
    Rosario and Gwen look fine.

  • Anonymous

     Anyone who thought Courteney turned the corner in the last Red Carpet post, was wrong.
    Claudia has one Frankinstein eye.
    Faye is awesomeness incarnate, but the pants are too casual.
    I sorta kinda like the sloppy Chanel.
    Rosario and Gwen look fine.

    • margaret meyers

      Faye should have had some great tuxedo pants made for her, with a nice satin strip down the leg.  

  • http://vhanna26.typepad.com Vera

    Oh wow, Claudia. Time to put down the scapel. I didn’t recognize you.

  • http://vhanna26.typepad.com Vera

    Oh wow, Claudia. Time to put down the scapel. I didn’t recognize you.

  • margaret meyers

    OMG, Claudia Schiffer can out herp-derp Miley Cyrus.  Who would have guessed that.

    • Patricia Biswanger

      What’s “herp-derp”? 

      • http://profiles.google.com/thisiscelia Celia

        An unfortunate internet meme that makes fun of people with down syndrome, or another intellectual incapacity, because of how they allegedly sound when speaking.

        • Patricia Biswanger

          That’s horrible, but thanx for letting me know. 

  • Anonymous

    Poor Eve Hewson. Blew so much cash on her styling that she had to find her dress in a dumpster.

    Seriously, though: someone’s done beautiful things with her hair and with her face. Someone who knows his colours well enough to team a vivid red lip and eyeshadow with green eyes … and make it smokin’ hot.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=582014675 Liz Koszarek

      Eve is smoking hot.  I think the dress is young and interesting too (even if I am the only one), but seriously man, her face is smoldering! 

  • Anonymous

    Poor Eve Hewson. Blew so much cash on her styling that she had to find her dress in a dumpster.

    Seriously, though: someone’s done beautiful things with her hair and with her face. Someone who knows his colours well enough to team a vivid red lip and eyeshadow with green eyes … and make it smokin’ hot.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_6PUVFQ7YCZZFZRIER6BEJ4HVYE Amye

    Not sure why you don’t like Courtney Love, here.  She looks perfectly like a drugged out rock star at a top-tier film event.  This isn’t the Oscars, so she looks breezy, and actually fairly sober!

    Boy, Claudia Shiffer doesn’t have the German aging genes that Heidi does, does she?  She looks terrible and and very aged.  Faye looks fabulous and Rosario looks good, too.  I don’t mind the criss corsses, because there’s nothing else to go against them. 

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_6PUVFQ7YCZZFZRIER6BEJ4HVYE Amye

    Not sure why you don’t like Courtney Love, here.  She looks perfectly like a drugged out rock star at a top-tier film event.  This isn’t the Oscars, so she looks breezy, and actually fairly sober!

    Boy, Claudia Shiffer doesn’t have the German aging genes that Heidi does, does she?  She looks terrible and and very aged.  Faye looks fabulous and Rosario looks good, too.  I don’t mind the criss corsses, because there’s nothing else to go against them. 

  • Anonymous

     Faye Dunaway looks fabulous.  I agree that the pants are not quite right, but that lovely wrap makes up for it.  I am not liking this apparent trend as seen on Claudia Schiffer where the dress is all sheer and the lady parts are covered by a flounce or some ordinary underwear.  Slutty.  Why doesn’t Lorenzo like her?

    • Anonymous

      Several years ago we sat at a table across from her at dinner at the restaurant L’Ami Louis in Paris (  the roasted chicken, the frites, the escargot!  ) and she was having a glass of white wine and an endive salad.  Period.  That’s discipline.  
      Say what you will about Faye Dunaway, Jane Fonda, Deneuve, etc,; people pile on about the surgeons and such, but takes more than that.  I give them a lot of credit; it takes work.  

      • Anonymous

        She could’ve had the chicken. J’adore Chez L’Ami Louis – had the best meals ever there!

        • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_JU4TRW36YTBF4IVDY7LWFHRKIU soo

          You should really read the reveiw of  Chez L’Ami Louis  in Vanity Fair.  It is crowned the world’s worst restaurant. 

          • Anonymous

            Just read it. Couldn’t agree less. I find that Vanity Fair writers frequently just go for shock value. The article is stupid. I’ve been there 5 times over the past 20+ years (albeit not in 3 years),  and the food is always fabulous. Nothing soggy. Ever. The writer is insane.

  • Anonymous

     Faye Dunaway looks fabulous.  I agree that the pants are not quite right, but that lovely wrap makes up for it.  I am not liking this apparent trend as seen on Claudia Schiffer where the dress is all sheer and the lady parts are covered by a flounce or some ordinary underwear.  Slutty.  Why doesn’t Lorenzo like her?

  • Anonymous

    You guys should use the word “foofaraw” more.

  • Anonymous

    You guys should use the word “foofaraw” more.

  • Anonymous

    I just can’t believe Eve Hewson’s dress is Chanel. Are you sure it isn’t Shanel? Or maybe Chanelle? Chenel? Help me out here.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=37300827 Johnny Heffernan

      Looks like one of Shannel’s (RPDR1) looks…

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=37300827 Johnny Heffernan

      Looks like one of Shannel’s (RPDR1) looks…

  • Anonymous

    I just can’t believe Eve Hewson’s dress is Chanel. Are you sure it isn’t Shanel? Or maybe Chanelle? Chenel? Help me out here.

  • Anonymous

    I hate Gwen Stefani’s dress so much I’m tasting bile right now. There’s a gaping mouth on her stomach. Why?

  • chantelle

    2tb apple cider vinegar in 8oz water 3x a day till well.  It’ll knock the sinus ick right out of you. 

  • chantelle

    2tb apple cider vinegar in 8oz water 3x a day till well.  It’ll knock the sinus ick right out of you. 

  • http://profiles.google.com/dailydesirables Justa Blogger

     liked gwen and rosario, but claudia looks scary skinny. 

  • http://profiles.google.com/sara.e.munoz Sara Munoz

     Does Chanel make curtains?

  • http://profiles.google.com/sara.e.munoz Sara Munoz

     Does Chanel make curtains?

  • janestrainfink

    I’ve seen better dresses at my son’s high school prom 

  • janestrainfink

    I’ve seen better dresses at my son’s high school prom 

  • Anonymous

    although there is a certain degree of fabulousness with Gwen’s overall look (though I think of street lane divides when I look at the dress), really Fay is the only one who looks great here.  

  • Anonymous

    although there is a certain degree of fabulousness with Gwen’s overall look (though I think of street lane divides when I look at the dress), really Fay is the only one who looks great here.  

  • http://profiles.google.com/thisiscelia Celia

    The Cavalli on Rosario Dawson looks cheap and tacky, from the bad pink satin detailing to the garish red chiffon. What the hell happened to Claudia Schiffer?!? She looks terrifying and skeletal. Like a newly widowed Ms. Havisham. Cra-zay eyes. Faye Dunaway is looking good here (is it me, or have older women been the ones totally winning Cannes this year?). Gwen Stefani’s dress would work better on someone with a bigger bust or longer torso. She’s also been noticeably caking on the make up lately and it’s aging her badly.

    • Ksagun13

      Miss Havisham is EXACTLY right! My God.

  • http://profiles.google.com/thisiscelia Celia

    The Cavalli on Rosario Dawson looks cheap and tacky, from the bad pink satin detailing to the garish red chiffon. What the hell happened to Claudia Schiffer?!? She looks terrifying and skeletal. Like a newly widowed Ms. Havisham. Cra-zay eyes. Faye Dunaway is looking good here (is it me, or have older women been the ones totally winning Cannes this year?). Gwen Stefani’s dress would work better on someone with a bigger bust or longer torso. She’s also been noticeably caking on the make up lately and it’s aging her badly.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1344922354 Eric Scheirer Stott

    Dunaway- kinda looks good, but I’m surprised- the belt shows a lot of wear and scuffs and she got something spilled on her top. Nice outfit to shop in, but for a premier?

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1344922354 Eric Scheirer Stott

    Dunaway- kinda looks good, but I’m surprised- the belt shows a lot of wear and scuffs and she got something spilled on her top. Nice outfit to shop in, but for a premier?

  • Christina Brennan

    Not a huge fan of any of these looks. Faye’s look seems too casual for a premier.  Gwen’s dress I like but it has an odd fit.  Perhaps it is too loose in the waist?  All the other dresses look… not good. 

  • Christina Brennan

    Not a huge fan of any of these looks. Faye’s look seems too casual for a premier.  Gwen’s dress I like but it has an odd fit.  Perhaps it is too loose in the waist?  All the other dresses look… not good. 

  • http://profiles.google.com/bre.snodgrass Breanna Snodgrass

     I think Gwen Stefani looks spectacular. Out of all of these looks, it was the only one to which I audibly muttered an involuntary “Ooooh-la-la!”

  • http://profiles.google.com/bre.snodgrass Breanna Snodgrass

     I think Gwen Stefani looks spectacular. Out of all of these looks, it was the only one to which I audibly muttered an involuntary “Ooooh-la-la!”

  • Anonymous

    Why does Claudia Schiffer’s face look like she’s being prodded in someplace very uncomfortable with something that gives electric shocks?

    I liked Gwen Stefani and Rosario Dawson, though Dawson’s got the unfortunate problem of the dress and carpet matching, and therefore looking like she’s melting.  Faye Dunaway looks pretty, but way too casual.

    I don’t know who Eve Hewson is, but that’s a really terrible outfit.

  • Anonymous

    How did Courtney get through customs???
    While I like pants for a change, I am underwhelmed with Mommie’s outfit… 

  • Anonymous

    How did Courtney get through customs???
    While I like pants for a change, I am underwhelmed with Mommie’s outfit… 

  • Judy_J

     Gwen Stefani looks like she could nurse a litter.  Claudia Schiffer looks like a hot mess.  That nude bra shows up way too much under the sheer bodice.  Courtney Love has worn that dress (or something like it) way too often.

  • Judy_J

     Gwen Stefani looks like she could nurse a litter.  Claudia Schiffer looks like a hot mess.  That nude bra shows up way too much under the sheer bodice.  Courtney Love has worn that dress (or something like it) way too often.

  • Anonymous

    Agree, Gwen’s looks like it was just off – but still very off.  Her eye make up was too much – but still kind of pretty.

    I looke too fast past Eve’s name and just glanced and thought the picture was labeled Eew.  It would have fit.  

  • Anonymous

    Agree, Gwen’s looks like it was just off – but still very off.  Her eye make up was too much – but still kind of pretty.

    I looke too fast past Eve’s name and just glanced and thought the picture was labeled Eew.  It would have fit.  

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=513945580 Megan Patterson

    Bahahahah Gwen Stefani has double alien tits!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=513945580 Megan Patterson

    Bahahahah Gwen Stefani has double alien tits!

  • Wendy Kaufman

     You forgot to mention that clunky bra-thing that’s showing through in Claudia’s dress.

  • Anonymous

    Claudia Schiffer is aging into Frau Blücher. She looks horrendous–what did she do to herself? Courtney Love is a national embarrassment. Please don’t ship her back here. Faye Dunaway is fine, but you’re right — dark pants (even charcoal grey) would have photographed better.

  • Ksagun13

     WHAT HAPPENED to Claudia Schiffer?  She frightens me.  

  • Anonymous

    Hah.  Foofaraw.  That was one of my word-a-days this week from my word-a-day app. But yeah, it distracts.

  • Anonymous

    Hah.  Foofaraw.  That was one of my word-a-days this week from my word-a-day app. But yeah, it distracts.

  • Judy_J

     Gwen Stefani looks like she’s capable of nursing a litter.  Claudia Schiffer looks like a hot mess….that nude underwire bra is too much for the sheer top of that dress.  And Courtney Love has worn that dress (or something similar) one too many times.

  • Judy_J

     Gwen Stefani looks like she’s capable of nursing a litter.  Claudia Schiffer looks like a hot mess….that nude underwire bra is too much for the sheer top of that dress.  And Courtney Love has worn that dress (or something similar) one too many times.

  • Anonymous

    Never would I have thought I’d live to see the day where the words Chanel and sloppy were used in the same sentence. Poor Eve. And how could Gwen Stefani not have seen the extra set of boobage when she selected this dress? Not sexy. 

  • Anonymous

    Never would I have thought I’d live to see the day where the words Chanel and sloppy were used in the same sentence. Poor Eve. And how could Gwen Stefani not have seen the extra set of boobage when she selected this dress? Not sexy. 

  • Anonymous

    I always thought black + blue was bad because it made you look like a bruise…

  • Anonymous

    I always thought black + blue was bad because it made you look like a bruise…

  • Anonymous

    Courtney, Honey,….
    A word or two in your ear.  Your 15 minutes were over, like, a LONG time ago.  And Eve, darling,,…. Just because someone tells you its couture doesn’t mean its good for you.  That skirt is just a nasty pile of assorted laundry that she somehow got plastered around her hips.
    And Faye trumped them all even in her, “I’m just browsing” outfit.

  • Anonymous

    Courtney, Honey,….
    A word or two in your ear.  Your 15 minutes were over, like, a LONG time ago.  And Eve, darling,,…. Just because someone tells you its couture doesn’t mean its good for you.  That skirt is just a nasty pile of assorted laundry that she somehow got plastered around her hips.
    And Faye trumped them all even in her, “I’m just browsing” outfit.

  • http://profiles.google.com/trashilove { edi } ilovetrash

    faye dunaway was one of the most beautiful women in the world.
    i know she’s seventy years old but
    why did she go to carrot top’s plastic surgeon?
    why does carrot top have a plastic surgeon?

    put some sandwiches into claudia schiffer, she’d look better.
    i just read that nicolas roeg’s last movie is called the sound of claudia schiffer
    {actually, i remembered it as the scent of claudia schiffer}, either way
    the mind just boggles.
    & she does not look happy.

    gwen stefani looks happy enough, but her dress doesnt fit, thats why it looks so weird.
    put it on someone w/ a rack & you will see
    rack bow
    waist bow
    sans rack, all you see are invisible puppies.

    tired, here.

  • http://profiles.google.com/trashilove { edi } ilovetrash

    faye dunaway was one of the most beautiful women in the world.
    i know she’s seventy years old but
    why did she go to carrot top’s plastic surgeon?
    why does carrot top have a plastic surgeon?

    put some sandwiches into claudia schiffer, she’d look better.
    i just read that nicolas roeg’s last movie is called the sound of claudia schiffer
    {actually, i remembered it as the scent of claudia schiffer}, either way
    the mind just boggles.
    & she does not look happy.

    gwen stefani looks happy enough, but her dress doesnt fit, thats why it looks so weird.
    put it on someone w/ a rack & you will see
    rack bow
    waist bow
    sans rack, all you see are invisible puppies.

    tired, here.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1091753514 Kelli Anderson Taylor

    I actually REALLY want to get Lorenzo started on Claudia Schiffer.  I have no opinion of her in general, so I’m just curious.
    Feel better, guys!

  • Lisa

     Is Courtney Love seriously wearing gladiator sandals???  Really?  Come on, what is with her?  And it’s a shame too, because when she’s really polished up, she can look gorgeous, but this is just nuts!

    Speaking of nuts, Claudia Schiffer is making Courtney Love look normal, relatively speaking.  I want to hear Lorenzo go off on her too!

    Now, see, I love what Gwen has on.  Good for her, showing them all how it’s done!

  • Lisa

     Is Courtney Love seriously wearing gladiator sandals???  Really?  Come on, what is with her?  And it’s a shame too, because when she’s really polished up, she can look gorgeous, but this is just nuts!

    Speaking of nuts, Claudia Schiffer is making Courtney Love look normal, relatively speaking.  I want to hear Lorenzo go off on her too!

    Now, see, I love what Gwen has on.  Good for her, showing them all how it’s done!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_IHWCJIMARF4OOW6PQZQS3RFOOA JillK

    THAT was Claudia Schiffer?  Someone needs to feed that woman, post haste.  Even her feet look emaciated.  Good lord, why do these women do that to themselves?

  • https://profiles.google.com/104791269167429064986 Judy S

    Somehow Faye Dunaway is the only one who looks like she’s wearing actual clothes, rather than lingerie with extra ruffles. Except for Gwen Stefani, who is wearing a goddess gown, the goddess being Diana of Ephesus.

    • Anonymous

      Judy
      Perfect comparison. Just brilliant. 
      Well done.

    • Anonymous

      Judy
      Perfect comparison. Just brilliant. 
      Well done.

  • https://profiles.google.com/104791269167429064986 Judy S

    Somehow Faye Dunaway is the only one who looks like she’s wearing actual clothes, rather than lingerie with extra ruffles. Except for Gwen Stefani, who is wearing a goddess gown, the goddess being Diana of Ephesus.

  • Anonymous

     Poor Claudia.  Honestly, I thought “what a not-too-pretty-way-too-skinny-d-lister” before I saw the name– I didn’t ever love or hate her– but her hair, makeup and dress are doing her no favors.  She can and does on frequent occasion clean up well, but not here.  
     

  • Anonymous

     Poor Claudia.  Honestly, I thought “what a not-too-pretty-way-too-skinny-d-lister” before I saw the name– I didn’t ever love or hate her– but her hair, makeup and dress are doing her no favors.  She can and does on frequent occasion clean up well, but not here.  
     

  • Anonymous

    Something I have never considered until seeing Gwen’s gown … having an extra set of tits makes you look thick waisted.

  • Anonymous

    Faye Dunaway has been looking fab at this year’s Cannes. Mainly her face. I think she stopped with all Botox (etc) and just let her face hang from her bone structure (quoting Edina in her “surgery” haze).

    Courtney’s a mess, but her face has also been looking better lately. Sad & a bit pathetic, but not so crazy.

    That is all.

    PS — GET WELL SOON. Gah! Spring sinuses… 

  • Anonymous

    Faye Dunaway has been looking fab at this year’s Cannes. Mainly her face. I think she stopped with all Botox (etc) and just let her face hang from her bone structure (quoting Edina in her “surgery” haze).

    Courtney’s a mess, but her face has also been looking better lately. Sad & a bit pathetic, but not so crazy.

    That is all.

    PS — GET WELL SOON. Gah! Spring sinuses… 

  • PostsYouCanDanceTo

    Claudia Schiffer’s lookin’ like Gary Busey in drag.

  • http://www.deathbywhippedcream.com/ Addis R. Pérez

     Gwen Stefani usually looks great, but the bad dress and the severe make-up are an unfortunate occurrence. 

  • http://www.deathbywhippedcream.com/ Addis R. Pérez

     Gwen Stefani usually looks great, but the bad dress and the severe make-up are an unfortunate occurrence. 

  • Anonymous

    I mostly like Gwen’s dress…the cutout is fine…the lower bow bugs me too…wish it were seams that just mimicked the upper bow.  The vertical dark line that carries up to the strap makes it….kinda cool through the cutout.  Her eye makeup is way too dark too.  I love her style though. 

    Claudia…uhh…she’s freaking me out!  I can’t look at her eyes!  Did Lo photoshop her eyeballs to go in different directions?  ;)

    Courtney has gotta lay off the plastic surgery…she’s kinda lookin freaky too…and not in a drug induced kinda way…

  • Hilary Sain

     my god is claudia schiffer leading a zombie apocalypse??

    Gwen looks fierce. 

  • Hilary Sain

     my god is claudia schiffer leading a zombie apocalypse??

    Gwen looks fierce. 

  • Anonymous

     I am now terrified of Claudia Schiffer.  She looks like some kind of zombie psychopath.

  • Anonymous

     The red dress reminds me of the tissue paper Valentine’s Day Boxes I used to make for school. Tacky. The rest are eh. Faye looked appropriate. 

  • Anonymous

     When I look at Courtney Love  all I see is years of hard living. And I hate Gwen’s make-up, it looks like it is daylight there and even at bar time that’s too much makeup

  • Anonymous

    Claudia Schiffer looks like she inhaled about 2 grams of coke right before she got out of the limo. I completely agree about Gwen Stefani looking like she is packing a spare set of boobs. And Ms. Dunaway is showing the rest of them how it is done, dammit!

  • Jillian Liszewski

    I am going to have nightmares about Claudia Schiffer now.  That picture will haunt my dreams. 

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_YMEB3XKJCE4WL62SKN473LWBXQ Frank

    the black stripe looks like its ripping the cutout apart in gwen’s dress

  • Anonymous

    I think Stefani looks great. I love the lines of the dress with her hair.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=637520850 Madison Chua

    I love Gwen Stefanis look the best. Claudia Schiffer looks like she has been cursed. Scary.

  • http://moodring54.livejournal.com/ moodring54

    What is going on with  Claudia Schiffer’s face? 

  • Aly Light

    Chanel?! I took one look at Eve Hewson’s outfit and thought, “Is she wearing something from Madonna’s Material Girl line?”

  • Anonymous

     Whoa, they all need a big dose of TLo! Hope you feel better soon, the allergies are horrible!

  • Anonymous

    When Faye Dunaway is the normal looking one, we have obviously all slipped into the third ring of hell.
    Ok, Rosario looks fine. Cute dress. Am going to start using the word ‘foofaraw.’
    But the rest of them – omg – as Tim would say the the PR contestants, they need self-edit. Extra pairs of boobs, extra panels, extra peplums, extra, extra, see all the tacky!

    And Courtney Love looks healthier than Claudia Schiffer. More evidence of the apocalypse.

  • Anonymous

     They’re all pretty awful (except for Dunaway, who just looks too casual), but Gwen’s make up is ridiculously bad, spackled on and ugly!

  • Anonymous

    I don’t want to make you even crankier about Schiffer, but her hair looks awful and her eye makeup is pretty much disastrous.

    Faye looks pretty good- yes, for a fab movie star of a certain age- and the Armani almost works, but the rest of these are making me want to go right back to bed. 

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_MNMVM2GPVUEIOJXBOSLCXKAW4U judy brown

    After a couple hours sleep (passed out?) Courtney rolled out of bed, slipped on some flip flops and grabbed a purse.

    Still a little high — but able to fake straight – wearing her nightgown on the red carpet, and what’s left of last night’s makeup.

    You expected different?

  • Anonymous

    I can see Courtney Love’s dirty pillows.

  • http://www.facebook.com/samuel.j.donovan Samuel Joesph Donovan

    Why doesn’t Lorenzo like Claudia Schiffer?

  • Anonymous

    Rosario Dawson would be my pick for best dressed if the front was as sleek as the back. As it is, she’s tied with Gwen Stefani, who looks much more glam but whose front view is also short of perfection.

    Faye Dunaway is best dressed for a daytime event (as well as looking like someone I’d like to be seated next to – ready to have fun). Dawson & Stefani dressed for evening, as did the rest of this lot, so I’m assuming it is an evening/formal event.

    Claudia Schiffer looks dreadful. Very stick-like, which I know is what happens to tall, skinny ectomorphs as they age and/or lose a few pounds, but she really is verging into looking unwell.

  • Susan Collier

    Am disturbed by so many things. Eve Hewson’s dress reminds me of netting they put up to keep balls from hitting cars at ballfields (or jumpers from hitting cars at skyscrapers). And Gwen’s bizarre dress looks like some mouth being pulled open to reveal some non-exciting skin. And Claudia Schiffer (nevermind her getup), what happened there? I’m completely freaked out.

  • http://twitter.com/jennsaysmeow Fifi LaRoux

    My first thought after seeing Claudia was “Oh good god!”

    And is it just me or does she look like she has a lazy eye?

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_HOEKBA4H4MNMEYQFOBYNWRPIXE wahaaaa

    I like the alien bizarreness of Gwen’s quadruple boob look.  I am listening to Gaga right now, though.

  • http://www.facebook.com/izzzyy Dixie Murphy Ross

    Does Gwen look like Cruella DeVille to anyone but me?

  • Valerie Owens

    Hey Guys, where did you go? I miss you. And I don’t believe for a second that you got raptured.

  • http://profiles.google.com/nancy.waldman nancy waldman

     Feel better soon!

  • Anonymous

    They’re Ugly, Radiantly Ugly…
    All But Faye Dunaway. WOW! It’s a dreary emotionally draining day and she just looks so beautiful and elegant. 
    Everyone else should just go home and change their outfits.

  • Toni Mitt

    I think Gwen is kinda fabulous, but the rest…  Except Miss Dunaway looks great. And WTF happened to Claudia?  I see that she is so thin–but the scraggly hair and black eyeliner…plain scary in an ugly dress.    I see Courtney threw on a nightgown and house slippers to walk the RC.  At least it fits, albiet a bit short…

  • http://pleasewelcomeyourjudges.com/ Brian @ PWYJudges

    Except for the double bow, I am loving Gwen Stefani’s look. So dramatic!

  • Anonymous

     Firstly, I cant believe you didn’t say anything about Ms. Claudias eyes…so ringed and close together. Im not asking her to go braless, god forbid, but, please something prettier and less bra-like. When Canel looks this bad, is it the starlit or the dress. THE Starlit is so wrong for this confection, she must use gays with a boob fetish, let alone blind. The rest are all spelled out. You go TLo.

  • Anonymous

    Lorenzo hates Claudia? Yet another reason to love him. :-) 

  • Anonymous

    Poor Eve Hewson, probably all excited that Chanel was going to lend her a dress, and then THAT showed up. No wonder she looks miserable. Lovely makeup though.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_3NXBVKLOMNGCAVCVXOVWDGD3SE Marissa

    I wish the second set of bows wasn’t there, but other than that Gwen is KILLING it.

  • http://twitter.com/amirobyn Ami Robyn

    I look at Gwen, and all I can see is rib spreaders at the ER after a car accident…