Cannes Watch: “Sleeping Beauty” Premiere

Posted on May 13, 2011

Darlings, the blondes came out for the Sleeping Beauty premiere at Cannes and the results were mixed. Let’s run down the looks.

Diane Kruger in Calvin Klein

 

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These types of dresses (minimal, usually white, usually CK) suit her very well, but they’ve practically become a uniform for her at this point. She looks great, but the hair and makeup are making her face look a little harsh.

When did jewelry and decent hair become passé on the red carpet, kittens?


Rachel McAdams in Monique Lhuillier Spring 2011

Monique Lhuillier Spring 2011 Collection/Model: Laura

 

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YOWZA. That’s not just ugly, it’s aggressively ugly. It’s like, all up in your face with its ugly. This ensemble will not rest until your eyes are bleeding and you’re begging it to go away. It’s a fashion hate crime, poodles.

She’s two eyes and a set of lips floating in a sea of beige. Someone should have stopped her before she walked out the door.

Jane Fonda in Emilio Pucci

 

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Why, if it isn’t Miss Jane (SEVENTY-THREE YEARS OLD) Fonda. We do believe we just heard the sound of thousands of female AARP members calling you a bitch. What’s that you say, Jane? “Suck it, bitches?” Yes, we’ll pass that on for you.

 

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    • Lelu

      Jane is fieerrrce! Forget wanting to look that good in my 70s. I wanna look that good NOW.

    • Lelu

      Jane is fieerrrce! Forget wanting to look that good in my 70s. I wanna look that good NOW.

    • Cindi Williams

      Jane Fonda *brought* it, bitches!! 

      • Sheryl

         Well, actually she bought it, if you want to get technical. But not everybody who pays for that much surgery looks that good, so kudos on her choices of surgeons.

    • http://twitter.com/ILikeShiny Cindi Williams

      Jane Fonda *brought* it, bitches!! 

    • Nancy

      I agree that Rachel McAdams outfit is ugly, but you boys have stumped me once again.  How is she “floating in a sea of beige” and Diane Kruger, who is almost invisible except for her messy ugly hair looking great?

      • Paigealicious

         Diane’s outfit fits?

        • Mel

           Like a glove.

          • kelsey

            More like a condom. 

      • Lenore

         Obviously, this is subjective, but DK’s outfit doesn’t read as beige to me because it’s metallic. RM’s outfit matches her hair and her skin tone.

        • MC

          The problem is that Rachel’s hair clashes with her skin tone. It’s so truck stop waitress awful I can’t believe she goes out of the house that way.

      • cole

        Rachel McAdams getup would be awful in every other color as well. While Kruger’s would probably be even better with color, it works beige too because its an awesome piece.

      • Perry

        The lips and eyes are floating………. 

    • Nancy

      I agree that Rachel McAdams outfit is ugly, but you boys have stumped me once again.  How is she “floating in a sea of beige” and Diane Kruger, who is almost invisible except for her messy ugly hair looking great?

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jessica-TallGirl-Freeman/1043623567 Jessica TallGirl Freeman

       Rachel, WTF? When Mary Tyler Moore is outshining you, you seriously need to rethink your wardrobe.  No disrespect to MTM…she knows what she is doing!! 

      • Jen

         Mary Tyler Moore? Isn’t she in the hospital right now getting a brain tumor removed? Pretty sure that’s Jane Fonda…

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jessica-TallGirl-Freeman/1043623567 Jessica TallGirl Freeman

       Rachel, WTF? When Mary Tyler Moore is outshining you, you seriously need to rethink your wardrobe.  No disrespect to MTM…she knows what she is doing!! 

    • http://twitter.com/Deac82 Mike M.

      When Oprah asked Jane Fonda what she saw when she looked at herself in the mirror, she replied “Good work.”  I have to agree!!

    • scottyf

      T&Lo said about Jane Fonda…
      “We do believe we just heard the sound of thousands of female AARP members calling you a bitch.”

      …and thousands of queer senior sissies shouting: “WERQ it, Miss Thang!!!!”

    • http://twitter.com/Deac82 Mike McCarty

      When Oprah asked Jane Fonda what she saw when she looked at herself in the mirror, she replied “Good work.”  I have to agree!!

    • scottyf

       T&Lo said…
      “We do believe we just heard the sound of thousands of female AARP members calling you a bitch.”

      …and thousands of queer senior sissies shouting “WERQ it Miss Thang!!!!”

    • SUS

      Mary Tyler Moore? I do believe she’s recovering from brain surgery right now.
      Rachel McAdams needs to dye her hair back pronto. I’m sure there are some decent hair places left in Venice.

      • anon

        Cannes.

    • mjude

      those girls should be bowing down to Ms. Jane Fonda. 

    • SUS

      Mary Tyler Moore? I do believe she’s recovering from brain surgery right now.
      Rachel McAdams needs to dye her hair back pronto. I’m sure there are some decent hair places left in Venice.

    • mjude

      those girls should be bowing down to Ms. Jane Fonda. 

    • Lilak

      Oh Rachel, why-oh-why are you always (aggressively, yes) hiding your luminosity under a bushel??  She shouldn’t be wearing this anywhere, much less Cannes.  (And the back view is even worse!)  The only person I can think of who could wear these high-waisted pants w/o making us choke is Gwen Stefani … and she wouldn’t wear this.  

    • Anonymous

      Oh Rachel, why-oh-why are you always (aggressively, yes) hiding your luminosity under a bushel??  She shouldn’t be wearing this anywhere, much less Cannes.  (And the back view is even worse!)  The only person I can think of who could wear these high-waisted pants w/o making us choke is Gwen Stefani … and she wouldn’t wear this.  

    • http://heartprintandstyle.com/ Vivi N

       Jane Fonda looks a-MAH-zing. That’s how you do it, bitches! Meanwhile, Diane looks okay. I think the dress is a smidgen too tight. I actually like Rachel’s outfit…but for dinner party. Not a red carpet at Cannes. Shaking. My. Head. too tight. I actually like Rachel’s outfit…but for dinner party. Not a red carpet at Cannes. Shaking. My. Head.

    • Anonymous

       Jane Fonda looks a-MAH-zing. That’s how you do it, bitches! Meanwhile, Diane looks okay. I think the dress is a smidgen too tight. I actually like Rachel’s outfit…but for dinner party. Not a red carpet at Cannes. Shaking. My. Head. too tight. I actually like Rachel’s outfit…but for dinner party. Not a red carpet at Cannes. Shaking. My. Head.

    • sweetlilvoice

      Jane will kick your ass! I think she looks pretty good and her Botox isn’t too aggressive.

    • Anonymous

      Jane will kick your ass! I think she looks pretty good and her Botox isn’t too aggressive.

    • http://profiles.google.com/paigemano Paige Mano

       Diane’s outfit fits?

    • MC

      Jane is my idol.  Someone get Rachel McA to a colorist! Get rid of that blond nastiness she’s got going on!
       

    • justme

      I actually really like the idea of Rachel McAdams’s outfit, but…wowza crotch to the knees. A color + better fit and I think it would have been super cute. 

    • MC

      Jane is my idol.  Someone get Rachel McA to a colorist! Get rid of that blond nastiness she’s got going on!
       

    • justme

      I actually really like the idea of Rachel McAdams’s outfit, but…wowza crotch to the knees. A color + better fit and I think it would have been super cute. 

    • ask

      Fonda’s hair looks great – face looks…?  different?
      Ass looks great.. breasts look like they could have used a little lift. 

      Rachel – the belt would have helped just a little bit.  her hair and makeup  are just awful.

      Diane ditto on the hair and make-up – I never realized how square her jaw is.

      • Lulu

        Well…Fonda’s breasts *are* 73 years old. I think they look pretty damned fantastic, just like the rest of her. If I ever make it to 73, I hope to look only half as great as she does.  

        • MilaXX

          I’m pretty sure only parts of Jane’s boobs are 73 years old.

    • ask

      Fonda’s hair looks great – face looks…?  different?
      Ass looks great.. breasts look like they could have used a little lift. 

      Rachel – the belt would have helped just a little bit.  her hair and makeup  are just awful.

      Diane ditto on the hair and make-up – I never realized how square her jaw is.

    • MilaXX

      Yeesh!  A whole lotta shoulda, woulda, coulda here. Diane Kruger looks okay, but I’m not a fan of matte reds on thin lips. I’d also prefer her in a less form fitting dress. She looks like all sharp angles here. Oh yeah & smack Joshua Jackson for wearing sneakers on the RC. Over 30 is too darn old to attempt this look. Rachel McAdams is further proof that not everyone should be a blonde. Brunette hair would have warmed her face up and at least made the lipstick work. The outfit I fear is just a lost cause. She simply doesn’t have the coloring for it. Also the hairstyle is hiddy. While I can appreciate Jane’s rocking body, I hat the cut outs on the sides. They’re like boob windows and they lessen the impact of the back of the dress which I really like.

      • Reese

        I think Pacey is actually sporting the coveted Prada wingtips

        • MilaXX

          Can’t say that improves things. Despite their hefty price tag those are  better suited for casual wear.

    • MilaXX

      Yeesh!  A whole lotta shoulda, woulda, coulda here. Diane Kruger looks okay, but I’m not a fan of matte reds on thin lips. I’d also prefer her in a less form fitting dress. She looks like all sharp angles here. Oh yeah & smack Joshua Jackson for wearing sneakers on the RC. Over 30 is too darn old to attempt this look. Rachel McAdams is further proof that not everyone should be a blonde. Brunette hair would have warmed her face up and at least made the lipstick work. The outfit I fear is just a lost cause. She simply doesn’t have the coloring for it. Also the hairstyle is hiddy. While I can appreciate Jane’s rocking body, I hat the cut outs on the sides. They’re like boob windows and they lessen the impact of the back of the dress which I really like.

    • Trudy

      Jesus, Mary and Holy Saint Patrick those pants are HIDEOUS. They’re about as long in the waist as is possible without actually becoming Empire line, and the crotch is too shallow. also, beige. Also also, wrinkled linen. On the RC. Surely a sign of the End of Times.

    • Trudy

      Jesus, Mary and Holy Saint Patrick those pants are HIDEOUS. They’re about as long in the waist as is possible without actually becoming Empire line, and the crotch is too shallow. also, beige. Also also, wrinkled linen. On the RC. Surely a sign of the End of Times.

    • GorgeousThings

      JF looks awesome. Rachel McAdams is not only a sea of boring beige, but the pants are too tight. And the hair looks like it is trying to approximate SJP’s helmet from the other day, but falls short.

    • Anonymous

      JF looks awesome. Rachel McAdams is not only a sea of boring beige, but the pants are too tight. And the hair looks like it is trying to approximate SJP’s helmet from the other day, but falls short.

    • http://fafafab.tumblr.com/ fafafab

      73?

      *dead*

    • Lenore

       Obviously, this is subjective, but DK’s outfit doesn’t read as beige to me because it’s metallic. RM’s outfit matches her hair and her skin tone.

    • fafafab

      73?

      *dead*

    • Mel

       Like a glove.

    • MC

      The problem is that Rachel’s hair clashes with her skin tone. It’s so truck stop waitress awful I can’t believe she goes out of the house that way.

    • formerlyAnon

      Jane Fonda got something for all the time, effort, money and multitudes of skilled professionals she’s devoted to her look. Hope her red carpet compadres are taking notes.

      Ahem. Ms. Kruger. Waaaay too much time went into that hair for this result. That back-of-head view is horrifying. From the back, it looks like you slept in it overnight. Maybe twice. Dress, nice but a tad severe. Though it does serve to remind us how well you maintain & contain the body.

      Ms. McAdams’ clothing is nothing wonderful or glamorous or flattering. But again, it’s the hair, oh my eyes the HAIR which appalls. Car pool mom running to the laundromat because her washer died. THAT’s what that hair reminds me of.

       

      • BrooklynBomber

         Ahem. Ms. Kruger. Waaaay too much time went into that hair for this result.  From the back, it looks like you slept in it overnight. Maybe twice. 

        Haha – probably true. But I think she looks so amazing in the dress the hair hardly matters.

    • http://www.lippsisters.com/ Deborah Lipp

      Three women, no color. ::sadface::

      • Vince

        Since when is white not a color? Much better than the beige-a-palooza.

    • Anonymous

      Jane Fonda got something for all the time, effort, money and multitudes of skilled professionals she’s devoted to her look. Hope her red carpet compadres are taking notes.

      Ahem. Ms. Kruger. Waaaay too much time went into that hair for this result. That back-of-head view is horrifying. From the back, it looks like you slept in it overnight. Maybe twice. Dress, nice but a tad severe. Though it does serve to remind us how well you maintain & contain the body.

      Ms. McAdams’ clothing is nothing wonderful or glamorous or flattering. But again, it’s the hair, oh my eyes the HAIR which appalls. Car pool mom running to the laundromat because her washer died. THAT’s what that hair reminds me of.

       

    • Anonymous

      Three women, no color. ::sadface::

    • ICHUB69

       Poor ms. McAdams…still taking advice from some deranged woman hater…horse-face is not in this season. Ms Jane is more than FABU…if only she could blink. You go girl.

    • Sara L.

      Wow, Diane Kruger’s dress, though colorless, is amazing. I can’t even imagine what that fabric is. Her hair, on the other hand, ick. Do love that last picture of her with Pacey. Such a cute couple!

    • ICHUB69

       Poor ms. McAdams…still taking advice from some deranged woman hater…horse-face is not in this season. Ms Jane is more than FABU…if only she could blink. You go girl.

    • Sara L.

      Wow, Diane Kruger’s dress, though colorless, is amazing. I can’t even imagine what that fabric is. Her hair, on the other hand, ick. Do love that last picture of her with Pacey. Such a cute couple!

    • Sheryl

       Well, actually she bought it, if you want to get technical. But not everybody who pays for that much surgery looks that good, so kudos on her choices of surgeons.

    • Jill

      Rachel’s picture elicited an out loud and involuntary “OMGNO” from me. Because Rachel. OMG. NO.

    • Jill

      Rachel’s picture elicited an out loud and involuntary “OMGNO” from me. Because Rachel. OMG. NO.

    • aimee_parrott

      Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, Rachel???  Why?!  Dye your hair back, I’m begging you.  And hire a freaking stylist.  

    • Jen

       Mary Tyler Moore? Isn’t she in the hospital right now getting a brain tumor removed? Pretty sure that’s Jane Fonda…

    • aimee_parrott

      Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, Rachel???  Why?!  Dye your hair back, I’m begging you.  And hire a freaking stylist.  

    • Miss Heather

      Plus, are Rachel McA’s pants MADE of BURLAP???

    • Miss Heather

      Plus, are Rachel McA’s pants MADE of BURLAP???

    • Walk It Good

      Miss Jane!  LOVE HUH. 

    • Walk It Good

      Miss Jane!  LOVE HUH. 

    • SewingSiren

      Diane Kruger looks great. Perfect dress for a sleeping beauty.
      No one should ever wear a corset /bustier top with pants, unless they are pedal pushers and your name is Peg Bundy
      See Jane’s rack..

    • Anonymous

      Diane Kruger looks great. Perfect dress for a sleeping beauty.
      No one should ever wear a corset /bustier top with pants, unless they are pedal pushers and your name is Peg Bundy
      See Jane’s rack..

    • Liz

      Such a pity. Rachel is a beautiful woman, but she looks like like an escapee from the trailer park here. Bad pant suit, roots showing, the only thing going for her was the bracelet.

      This is really what separates the stars from everyone at home: famous people know how to dress. That’s it, really. They have the money and the time to make themselves look good. Rachel failed here. I don’t know why she’s blonde, but it doesn’t look good. T Lo, go save her. Please?

    • Liz

      Such a pity. Rachel is a beautiful woman, but she looks like like an escapee from the trailer park here. Bad pant suit, roots showing, the only thing going for her was the bracelet.

      This is really what separates the stars from everyone at home: famous people know how to dress. That’s it, really. They have the money and the time to make themselves look good. Rachel failed here. I don’t know why she’s blonde, but it doesn’t look good. T Lo, go save her. Please?

    • dress_up_doll

      Jane is the very essence of RC fabulosity. I suppose all those workout videos from the ’70’s and ’80’s really paid off. She looks pretty darned foxy.

      • Vivian

        I’d bet my life, that she’s been sucked, probably everywhere but the boobs.  That kind of proportion is not from exercising alone.  Or she’s starved and exercised herself thin, then paid to have to boobs put back on. 

    • http://twitter.com/TheSnickleboom Snickleboom

       Jane Fonda showing women how to ROCK the red carpet!  If she was a young starlet those cutouts would be, well…cutout.  

    • Anonymous

      Jane is the very essence of RC fabulosity. I suppose all those workout videos from the ’70’s and ’80’s really paid off. She looks pretty darned foxy.

    • http://twitter.com/ShelfAfterlife Shelf Afterlife

       Jane Fonda showing women how to ROCK the red carpet!  If she was a young starlet those cutouts would be, well…cutout.  

    • CeeQ

       Jane Fonda showing the young girls how to rock the daylights out of a dress on the RC.  I don’t even remember what the other 2 wore.  These old dames know how to WERQ!

    • aussiegal77

       Jane Fonda showing the young girls how to rock the daylights out of a dress on the RC.  I don’t even remember what the other 2 wore.  These old dames know how to WERQ!

    • Rando

       How can Rachel McAdams look so horrible so consistently w/ a boyfriend like Michael Sheen. Hasn’t some of his fabulosity rubbed off? La Fonda is still marv.

    • Rando

       How can Rachel McAdams look so horrible so consistently w/ a boyfriend like Michael Sheen. Hasn’t some of his fabulosity rubbed off? La Fonda is still marv.

    • Lulu

      TLo: When did jewelry and decent hair become passé on the red carpet, kittens?

      I don’t know, but it’s a crying shame I tell you.
      At least we can still count on the fabulous Ms. Fonda to bring it with some flippy hair and sparkly dangly earrings. Bless her.  

    • Lulu

      TLo: When did jewelry and decent hair become passé on the red carpet, kittens?

      I don’t know, but it’s a crying shame I tell you.
      At least we can still count on the fabulous Ms. Fonda to bring it with some flippy hair and sparkly dangly earrings. Bless her.  

    • Lulu

      Well…Fonda’s breasts *are* 73 years old. I think they look pretty damned fantastic, just like the rest of her. If I ever make it to 73, I hope to look only half as great as she does.  

    • cole

      Rachel McAdams getup would be awful in every other color as well. While Kruger’s would probably be even better with color, it works beige too because its an awesome piece.

    • ccinnc

      My God, I want Jane Fonda’s jawline (which I used to have).  That’s the best work I’ve ever seen.  At her age, she could look like Joan Rivers, but she looks like herself.  Dayum.

    • cole

       Jane looks classy they look cheap.   Showing the proper way to work ‘recession chic’

    • Anonymous

      My God, I want Jane Fonda’s jawline (which I used to have).  That’s the best work I’ve ever seen.  At her age, she could look like Joan Rivers, but she looks like herself.  Dayum.

    • cole

       Jane looks classy they look cheap.   Showing the proper way to work ‘recession chic’

    • Petshopbear

      Jane never steps out of the house looling like a washed up washed out make up’d head of bed hair skank like some of these 20 somethings! You go Jane, looking awsome baby! ;) 

    • Petshopbear

      Jane never steps out of the house looling like a washed up washed out make up’d head of bed hair skank like some of these 20 somethings! You go Jane, looking awsome baby! ;) 

    • Nancy lee

      Yes, I am sure Jane “bought it,” but she still looks good. I don’t remember her having boobs, so that throws me. And if that Halston gives Diane Kruger, who is probably a stick, a pouch stomach, what chance does anyone else have?

    • Nancy lee

      Yes, I am sure Jane “bought it,” but she still looks good. I don’t remember her having boobs, so that throws me. And if that Halston gives Diane Kruger, who is probably a stick, a pouch stomach, what chance does anyone else have?

    • Anonymous

       Ahem. Ms. Kruger. Waaaay too much time went into that hair for this result.  From the back, it looks like you slept in it overnight. Maybe twice. 

      Haha – probably true. But I think she looks so amazing in the dress the hair hardly matters.

    • andyleigh

      I was looking through a slideshow of last night’s red carpet looks and was deeply dismayed at all the beige and white.  Does no one embrace color?  It’s all just so boring.

      DK is boring me with this constant parade of form-fitting non-colored gowns.  Why not just go naked and be done with it?  Let’s see all those bony limbs in all their glory.  It can’t be any more tedious than this.  That hair is awful. 

      Rachel.  Rachel.  There’s not much to be said about this awful outfit that hasn’t already been said.  She had to cock her foot out to the side so that people could see she had on a shoe.  There are photos of her standing in this where the pants are touching the carpet.  Is there a shortage of tailors in the tony places these days?  Rachel should be shunned for dressing like this in public.

      As for Ms. Jane, she looks fantastic, even if she is wearing boring white.  I have a strange reaction to seeing Ms. Jane.  She looks remarkably like my mother looked when mother was in her late 50’s/early 60’s.  But then as mother aged into her late 70’s she came to look remarkably like Queen Elizabeth.  So far Jane’s well-placed surgical budget has kept her from that fate.  Let’s hope she keeps it up.

    • andyleigh

      I was looking through a slideshow of last night’s red carpet looks and was deeply dismayed at all the beige and white.  Does no one embrace color?  It’s all just so boring.

      DK is boring me with this constant parade of form-fitting non-colored gowns.  Why not just go naked and be done with it?  Let’s see all those bony limbs in all their glory.  It can’t be any more tedious than this.  That hair is awful. 

      Rachel.  Rachel.  There’s not much to be said about this awful outfit that hasn’t already been said.  She had to cock her foot out to the side so that people could see she had on a shoe.  There are photos of her standing in this where the pants are touching the carpet.  Is there a shortage of tailors in the tony places these days?  Rachel should be shunned for dressing like this in public.

      As for Ms. Jane, she looks fantastic, even if she is wearing boring white.  I have a strange reaction to seeing Ms. Jane.  She looks remarkably like my mother looked when mother was in her late 50’s/early 60’s.  But then as mother aged into her late 70’s she came to look remarkably like Queen Elizabeth.  So far Jane’s well-placed surgical budget has kept her from that fate.  Let’s hope she keeps it up.

    • kaycem

       i love that jane outshone the young minxes ~ and hard.  my vote is definitely not charity:  hot dress, hot bod, fits like a glove.  the clear winner here.  (i will say, however, that i quite like the slacks rachel’s rocking [not to mention that rocking slacks on the red carpet at all is faboosh], just not with the rest of it.)

    • http://profiles.google.com/chefkayce kayce .

       i love that jane outshone the young minxes ~ and hard.  my vote is definitely not charity:  hot dress, hot bod, fits like a glove.  the clear winner here.  (i will say, however, that i quite like the slacks rachel’s rocking [not to mention that rocking slacks on the red carpet at all is faboosh], just not with the rest of it.)

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_EYYAY25W7VS5BYCOCTK62SSUBI tw125

      I asked this before and I’m not sure I got an answer. Why do people shower Carmen Dell’Orefice with complements when she shows up on this site but Jane Fonda gets almost nothing but snide remarks about cosmetic surgery? Is it because she’s admitted to it?

      • Terri

         Hunh? Almost all the remarks about Jane are positive here. Did you even read the comments?

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_EYYAY25W7VS5BYCOCTK62SSUBI tw125

      I asked this before and I’m not sure I got an answer. Why do people shower Carmen Dell’Orefice with complements when she shows up on this site but Jane Fonda gets almost nothing but snide remarks about cosmetic surgery? Is it because she’s admitted to it?

    • suzq

      Jane is amazing. 

      I like the Rachel McAdams ensemble more than you, but I hate her hair with a passion. 

      And who is the dweeb arm-in-arm with Diane Kruger wearing….sneakers? 

    • suzq

      Jane is amazing. 

      I like the Rachel McAdams ensemble more than you, but I hate her hair with a passion. 

      And who is the dweeb arm-in-arm with Diane Kruger wearing….sneakers? 

    • Terri

       Hunh? Almost all the remarks about Jane are positive here. Did you even read the comments?

    • Kaycee

      Jane Fonda knows her job – which is to look like a star, from top to bottom, consistently. Marlene Dietrich had a great quote: ” I dress for the image. Not for myself, not for the public, not for fashion, not for men.” That’s how you become an icon.  

    • Kaycee

      Jane Fonda knows her job – which is to look like a star, from top to bottom, consistently. Marlene Dietrich had a great quote: ” I dress for the image. Not for myself, not for the public, not for fashion, not for men.” That’s how you become an icon.  

    • Jungle Ju

       Weird that I JUST read Diane’s hairdresser’s blog just before I read this one. Not fan about that haircut, but the guys is doing amazing things (check the videos in the archives) and that guy is obviously going to be  the hair dresser of few other celebrities during Cannes. here is the blog :

      http://cutbyfred.com/ 

    • Jungle Ju

       Weird that I JUST read Diane’s hairdresser’s blog just before I read this one. Not fan about that haircut, but the guys is doing amazing things (check the videos in the archives) and that guy is obviously going to be  the hair dresser of few other celebrities during Cannes. here is the blog :

      http://cutbyfred.com/ 

    • Carolyn

      Diane looks lovely. Rachel looks bizarre, and Sweet Jane looks — damn. Please let me look like that at 73. 

    • Carolyn

      Diane looks lovely. Rachel looks bizarre, and Sweet Jane looks — damn. Please let me look like that at 73. 

    • http://vhanna26.typepad.com Vera

      This is the third day in a row I’ve made this request. Rachel, PLEASE go back to being a brunette. I’m begging now.

    • Californiagirl

       Miss Jane, showing the young ones how its done! Take notes bitches!

    • http://vhanna26.typepad.com Vera

      This is the third day in a row I’ve made this request. Rachel, PLEASE go back to being a brunette. I’m begging now.

    • Californiagirl

       Miss Jane, showing the young ones how its done! Take notes bitches!

    • anon

      The divine Miss Kruger: That square neckline isn’t very flattering, but apart from that she looks great. The lady certainly knows how to work.

      Rachel McAdams: I don’t get the love for fakey girl next door types like her. Besides, she always looks terrible on the RC.

      Jane Fonda: Timeless!

    • anon

      The divine Miss Kruger: That square neckline isn’t very flattering, but apart from that she looks great. The lady certainly knows how to work.

      Rachel McAdams: I don’t get the love for fakey girl next door types like her. Besides, she always looks terrible on the RC.

      Jane Fonda: Timeless!

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_ONL37CZFCJ24LZLHIQ6C4BOLTE Liz

      1. I know tanning is not exactly “in” right now, but I think DK could use a little touch of a healthy glow to make that metallic ivory work better.

      2. Only 10-foot-tall supermodels (preferably those with a non-pallid skin tone) can make Rachel’s outfit work. Also, Rachel, you have that rare gift of being able to look good with almost any hair color–don’t abuse it by going 1980s pageant queen blonde!

      • Meredith_P

        I’m thinking (hoping?) Rachel has her hair that color for a film role? Why else would she do it to herself? ;-)

      • https://twitter.com/LisaF1163 Lisa

        I know!  She looks awesome as a redhead, a brunette and as a honey blonde.  So why she’s going this super-blonde route that washes her out is beyond me.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_ONL37CZFCJ24LZLHIQ6C4BOLTE Liz

      1. I know tanning is not exactly “in” right now, but I think DK could use a little touch of a healthy glow to make that metallic ivory work better.

      2. Only 10-foot-tall supermodels (preferably those with a non-pallid skin tone) can make Rachel’s outfit work. Also, Rachel, you have that rare gift of being able to look good with almost any hair color–don’t abuse it by going 1980s pageant queen blonde!

    • mozzer0906

      Great dress on Diane, not a fan of the lipstick.  McAdams is just out all of the way from her dark roots to  her terrible outfit.  Jane looks great, but so much of it is plastic I find it hard to be truly in awe of her. 

    • Anonymous

      Great dress on Diane, not a fan of the lipstick.  McAdams is just out all of the way from her dark roots to  her terrible outfit.  Jane looks great, but so much of it is plastic I find it hard to be truly in awe of her. 

    • Sara__B

      Diane Kruger was essentially naked in that dress. I’m wondering if she felt uncomfortable and self-conscious, and that’s why her face looked so pinched. I’ve never seen her look so sharp and angular before.
      IF the pants weren’t six inches too long in the crotch and IF she had worn a belt and IF her hair weren’t so hideous MAYBE Rachel McAdam’s outfit would have been acceptable. As it is, this is one of the most unattractive red carpet ensembles ever.
      Jane Fonda showed those callow youths how it’s done!

    • Sara__B

      Diane Kruger was essentially naked in that dress. I’m wondering if she felt uncomfortable and self-conscious, and that’s why her face looked so pinched. I’ve never seen her look so sharp and angular before.
      IF the pants weren’t six inches too long in the crotch and IF she had worn a belt and IF her hair weren’t so hideous MAYBE Rachel McAdam’s outfit would have been acceptable. As it is, this is one of the most unattractive red carpet ensembles ever.
      Jane Fonda showed those callow youths how it’s done!

    • Perry

      The lips and eyes are floating………. 

    • Perry

      The lips and eyes are floating………. 

    • Vivian

      I’d bet my life, that she’s been sucked, probably everywhere but the boobs.  That kind of proportion is not from exercising alone.  Or she’s starved and exercised herself thin, then paid to have to boobs put back on. 

    • Vivian

      Yes, I did rag on Jane’s surgeries.  But I’m just jealous, she looks fabulous and always has.   Diane would look better in color.  Poor Rachel needed help and a color re-do.  I don’t mind the white on the red carpet, but the nude is just boring and unflattering.

    • Vivian

      Yes, I did rag on Jane’s surgeries.  But I’m just jealous, she looks fabulous and always has.   Diane would look better in color.  Poor Rachel needed help and a color re-do.  I don’t mind the white on the red carpet, but the nude is just boring and unflattering.

    • http://profiles.google.com/fionna13 Cassandra McCraw

      I never thought of Jane as a fashion icon before, but wowsers! Dang impressive.

    • http://profiles.google.com/fionna13 Cassandra McCraw

      I never thought of Jane as a fashion icon before, but wowsers! Dang impressive.

    • AudreysMom

      DK: harsh (face, the body and dress are to die for). RM: boring (even she looks like she wonders why she’s wearing this outfit). JF: fierce (and damned happy to be invited to Cannes. This is one amazing woman.)

    • Anonymous

      DK: harsh (face, the body and dress are to die for). RM: boring (even she looks like she wonders why she’s wearing this outfit). JF: fierce (and damned happy to be invited to Cannes. This is one amazing woman.)

    • MilaXX

      I’m pretty sure only parts of Jane’s boobs are 73 years old.

    • Meredith_P

      Hey…wait a minute, I’m an AARP member. :-)  Jane does look wonderful, as do Ms. McAdams accessories.  That is all.. 

    • Anonymous

      Hey…wait a minute, I’m an AARP member. :-)  Jane does look wonderful, as do Ms. McAdams accessories.  That is all.. 

    • holdmewhileimnaked

       jane fonda looks great. & she’s been a fashion icon since klute {circa 1971} at the very latest. most people, i think, would say barbarella. but klute–check the hair. thats iconic hair.

      i think the other two look nice too, even the jumpsuit. the hair could be better, but its certainly better than mine is today. i wouldnt say the slightly post klute-era styled pants are making my eyes bleed. poor brooke shields’ necklace is more likely to have caused that.

    • http://profiles.google.com/trashilove { edi } ilovetrash

       jane fonda looks great. & she’s been a fashion icon since klute {circa 1971} at the very latest. most people, i think, would say barbarella. but klute–check the hair. thats iconic hair.

      i think the other two look nice too, even the jumpsuit. the hair could be better, but its certainly better than mine is today. i wouldnt say the slightly post klute-era styled pants are making my eyes bleed. poor brooke shields’ necklace is more likely to have caused that.

    • Anonymous

      I’m thinking (hoping?) Rachel has her hair that color for a film role? Why else would she do it to herself? ;-)

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    • Prunella

      Jane — I’m impressed with what money can buy. She looks great.

    • PrunellaV

      Jane — I’m impressed with what money can buy. She looks great.

    • Lisa

      Jane Fonda looks flawless, as always.  

      I don’t even know what to say about Rachel McAdams!  I’ve never ever seen her look so awful!  From the outfit to the hair to the makeup, to the accessories – it’s just head to toe horribleness!

    • https://twitter.com/LisaF1163 Lisa

      Jane Fonda looks flawless, as always.  

      I don’t even know what to say about Rachel McAdams!  I’ve never ever seen her look so awful!  From the outfit to the hair to the makeup, to the accessories – it’s just head to toe horribleness!

    • Lisa

      I know!  She looks awesome as a redhead, a brunette and as a honey blonde.  So why she’s going this super-blonde route that washes her out is beyond me.

    • Vince

      Since when is white not a color? Much better than the beige-a-palooza.

    • Gail Lannum

      Fonda looks fantastic!!
       

    • Gail Lannum

      Fonda looks fantastic!!
       

    • Reese

      I think Pacey is actually sporting the coveted Prada wingtips

    • MilaXX

      Can’t say that improves things. Despite their hefty price tag those are  better suited for casual wear.

    • judybrowni

      Hey! This near AARP female saw Jane and said, “Whooo!” You go girl! 

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_MNMVM2GPVUEIOJXBOSLCXKAW4U judy brown

      Hey! This near AARP female saw Jane and said, “Whooo!” You go girl! 

    • anon

      Cannes.

    • alyce1213

       Fram what I’ve seen of Rachel McAdam’s looks at Cannes, she just should have stayed home. And had her hair colored brown.

    • alyce1213

       Fram what I’ve seen of Rachel McAdam’s looks at Cannes, she just should have stayed home. And had her hair colored brown.

    • kelsey

      More like a condom. 

    • ItsDicey

      Jane your are a-freakin-mazing! I don’t care what you wear underneath to suck it all in and smooth it all out, most of us ladies half her age couldn’t pull that dress off. 

      Diana K. looks good, though generic, from the neck down. Face and hair not so much.

      I’m thinking Rachel McAdams needs to stay away from the RC. That’s a whole lotta hiddy for such a pretty woman. Girl is drowning in the sea of ticky tacky fast!  

    • Anonymous

      Jane your are a-freakin-mazing! I don’t care what you wear underneath to suck it all in and smooth it all out, most of us ladies half her age couldn’t pull that dress off. 

      Diana K. looks good, though generic, from the neck down. Face and hair not so much.

      I’m thinking Rachel McAdams needs to stay away from the RC. That’s a whole lotta hiddy for such a pretty woman. Girl is drowning in the sea of ticky tacky fast!  

    • kit

      racheal McAdams hair is horrendous 

    • kit

      racheal McAdams hair is horrendous 

    • Anonymous

       Fashion whiplash! From staring in horror at Rachel McAdams (who looks just as unhappy to be in that outfit and styling as we do seeing it) to FAB JANE! As for Diane Kruger, well… she looks very white and very naked and very harsh in the face.

    • PeaceBang

       Fashion whiplash! From staring in horror at Rachel McAdams (who looks just as unhappy to be in that outfit and styling as we do seeing it) to FAB JANE! As for Diane Kruger, well… she looks very white and very naked and very harsh in the face.

    • PatBiswanger

       I am one of those female AARP members, and that’s EXACTLY what I was saying!

    • PatBiswanger

       I am one of those female AARP members, and that’s EXACTLY what I was saying!