Cannes Watch: “Sleeping Beauty” Premiere

Posted on May 13, 2011

Darlings, the blondes came out for the Sleeping Beauty premiere at Cannes and the results were mixed. Let’s run down the looks.

Diane Kruger in Calvin Klein

 

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These types of dresses (minimal, usually white, usually CK) suit her very well, but they’ve practically become a uniform for her at this point. She looks great, but the hair and makeup are making her face look a little harsh.

When did jewelry and decent hair become passé on the red carpet, kittens?


Rachel McAdams in Monique Lhuillier Spring 2011

Monique Lhuillier Spring 2011 Collection/Model: Laura

 

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YOWZA. That’s not just ugly, it’s aggressively ugly. It’s like, all up in your face with its ugly. This ensemble will not rest until your eyes are bleeding and you’re begging it to go away. It’s a fashion hate crime, poodles.

She’s two eyes and a set of lips floating in a sea of beige. Someone should have stopped her before she walked out the door.

Jane Fonda in Emilio Pucci

 

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Why, if it isn’t Miss Jane (SEVENTY-THREE YEARS OLD) Fonda. We do believe we just heard the sound of thousands of female AARP members calling you a bitch. What’s that you say, Jane? “Suck it, bitches?” Yes, we’ll pass that on for you.

 

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