2011 Young Hollywood Awards

Posted on May 23, 2011

Darlings, it was the 13th Annual Young Hollywood Awards in Los Angeles, because you’ve got to get the little nippers started early on their acceptance speeches. We’ve got a LOT of red carpet to cover today, so we’re doing this rapid-fire. Strap yourselves in.

Aimee Teegarden in Romona Keveza

Cute! Skirt’s too tight!

Ashley Benson in Robert Rodriguez

Everyone thinks you’re naked at first glance!

Camilla Belle in Tom Ford

Musical salute to something about to commence!

Christian Serratos in All Saints

Slutty Native American girl!

Elle Fanning in Marc by Marc Jacobs

No one can pull off that collar! Ugly shoes!Erika Christense

Job interview dress!

Hailee Steinfeld in Miu Miu

Welcome to Human Resources!

Hanna Beth

Credit for not looking like you work in an office!

Holland Roden

Old bedspread!

Isabel Lucas in Ralph Lauren

Overdressed and pissed!

Kat Graham

Unflattering torso! Raar!

Lucy Hale in GUiSHEM

Too much look! Burn the shoes!

Shay Mitchell

Dress ends too soon! Dressus Interruptus!

Troian Bellisario in Alice + Olivia

Too put together for this crowd! And knows it!

[Photo Credit: getty, wireimage]

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  • http://twitter.com/wednesdaydreams Natalie

    Haha, so only Troian gets a thumbs up?

  • Anonymous

    good morning to you too LOL

  • http://www.sineaddoyle.com Sinead

     Camilla and Elle could pull those looks off if there was less shiny. The probably look great without a camera flash. 

  • Anonymous

    Dressus Interruptus is KILLING me.

    • aussiegal77

      Same! 

  • Anonymous

    Dressus Interruptus?

    Someone was watching the Harry Potter marathon on tv this past weekend!

    • aussiegal77

      Either that or TLo just came up with a new spell to get rid of ugly dresses.   

  • http://profiles.google.com/sara.e.munoz Sara Munoz

     ”Hanna Beth: Credit for not looking like you work in an office!”
    IDK, Doesn’t the Bunny Ranch have an office?

    • Toni Mitt

      Esaaaaaty!  Bunny Ranch Junior Division.   

      • Anonymous

        “Blossom: the Bunny Ranch years” 

  • http://soyeahsoblog.blogspot.com April and Maya

     Good god.  Who are these people and who let them leave the house like this?

  • Anonymous

    “Speed Snark” should be a category all its own. (Not sure if credit for the name goes to TLo or Annony.)
    Hanna Beth: Credit for not looking like you work in an office!

    But where does she work? A saloon? An S&M rodeo?

    • aussiegal77

      An S&M rodeo/saloon!  Obviously, right? 

    • http://profiles.google.com/sara.e.munoz Sara Munoz

      Possibly as a backup dancer for Bananarama. 

    • http://vhanna26.typepad.com Vera

      Looks like Madonna from her “Who’s that Girl” period.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_2CNDPMVO4W23R5TVC2QMTJ5BZE Heather

    All of these are awful. Half of them look like they’re in a school play about ‘grownups who work in an office.’ The other half are wearing ridiculous costumes. I don’t know which is worse. What happened to cute, appropriate clothing for teenagers? Now that I think about it, did this ever exist? 

  • aussiegal77

     Rapid Fire Snark aimed by the youngs.  LOVE.  Best way to start a Monday evah.

    • aussiegal77

      Oh yeah, agree with all comments – disasters all round.  These kids today…. 

  • Anonymous

    I like the collar no one can wear and the old bedspread. All the others have already been forgotten.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_6TDAYXK555ABAKZEEOAJMC25FU Stan

    And whats up with the  crappy quality of the red carpet itself?  I look down at their shoes and see the splits in the carpet for the ad-board behind them.  Are you sure this event isn’t for the “D” list?

  • MilaXX

    Troian is definitely the only one who managed a good outfit for this event but I’d like to thank Hanna & Kat for bringing the fug and the hoochie. Everyone else is boringly conservative for an event showcasing young Hollywood.

    • http://profiles.google.com/sara.e.munoz Sara Munoz

      Well she probably has more money than any of them; daddy is big-time TV producer. Saw the name, had to check for myself. 

      • MilaXX

        Is that Donald Bellasario’s spawn? Tell me he didn’t name her after a character he created on Quantum Leap.
        *off to google*

        • Anonymous

           Heh, no–he named the QL character after her.  She also showed up in a QL that season.

  • http://twitter.com/stelledelmare Samantha Scott

    Okay so who are they and why do they all look so bad? And even if I don’t know who they are, I’m sure they’re still making much more money than I do. So there’s is no good sense here. Troian though she looks good, indeed looks like she showed up to the wrong red carpet.

  • http://korilian.livejournal.com/ korilian

    “Christian Serratos:Slutty Native American girl!”

    Oh come on! Aren’t you guy’s always going on that you can either show legs or chest, but not both. Her top is dressed demure and Serratos (like the other girls) is young enough to get away with a whole lot of leg. 

  • Anonymous

    a thunderstorm of “who?”s

    “raar!” cracks me up

  • Mariah J

    I LOVE Lucy Hale’s dress (and I don’t even know who she is) but I agree that the shoes should be burned. The rest is boring or sucks.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_3AJ237ND3GAHDQJZ4TLCO4WLRA Emily

    ha ha!  Well done!

  • Lauen newman

     What kind of shoes is Lucy wearing?

  • http://www.salesnfljersey.com cheap authentic nfl jerseys

     The other half are wearing ridiculous costumes.

  • Amanda in Austin

    I love all the exclamation points. You guys crack me up.

  • Anonymous

     Just too many EWWWWs…the girls try to look to old or are just plain tasteless. Where is the old Hollywood System when you really need it to loin these goils some style. Being young is no excuse for a professional.

  • Anonymous

    Lots of fugly shoes here!  And is Hanna Beth (who ever that is) auditioning for “Blossom: The street years”? 

  • Amanda in Austin

    “Speed Snark” should be a new category of TLo post!

    • Anonymous

      Wholeheartedly agree!

  • Sarah Sheldon

     OMG I am snorting reading these. I should know better then to read this at work.

  • http://twitter.com/karenrubyleo Karen

    have these girls never picked up a fashion mag, not once, not even in a waiting room? how can a bunch of girls who work and live in Hollywood be so clueless!

  • Rob Bowen

    camilla belle <3 colonel sanders

  • Anonymous

    this is the second ‘young Hollywood’ completely wasting my time. I’m moving on to Brad and Angelina …..

  • http://profiles.google.com/dchockeyguy Trevor Burroughs

    Hanna Beth looks like a working girl in that outfit. Maybe not an office, but she’s working….

  • http://profiles.google.com/trashilove { edi } ilovetrash

    is whoever this person is
    Troian Bellisario
    wearing the same pair of shoes as
    whoever this person is
    Lucy Hale
    ?

    & hanna beth
    {whoever that person is}
    is wearing a $30 square dancing slip from ebay.
    for real.

    • Anonymous

       Gosh, I love finding out stuff like that (square dancing slip from ebay). And you’d know.

      Yes, I am easily entertained. Thank god.

  • Anonymous

    omg I think Camilla Belle looks fab.   Probably the only one I liked out of the group!

    • Anonymous

      Could not agree more. She is rocking the hell out of it! Amazing. The flash probably made The get-up look shinier than it is, but girl got style for sure.

  • http://thehighstreethobo.blogspot.com/ thehighstreethobo

     Oh dear, welcome to human resources made me Lol

  • Anonymous

    “Hanna Beth: Credit for not looking like you work in an office!” Sorry, what? Anti-credit for looking like she works in a strip joint!!

  • Anonymous

    On the plus side, security was apparently warned not to let Paris Hilton in.

  • Megan Sullivan

     ”Dressus Interruptus” hahahaha

  • Anonymous

    Young Hollywood needs to be bent over a gigantic knee and collectively spanked. 

  • Anonymous

    Young Hollywood needs to be bent over a gigantic knee and collectively spanked. 

  • Judy_J

    I laughed out loud at all of these, especially love Dressus Interruptus!  My new favorite phrase!

  • http://twitter.com/onetimeko maybe more

    Christian Serratos, Elle Fanning and Hanna Beth are making a nice little trio for me. Elle is a slutty pilgrim, Hanna Beth is a slutt saloon-girl-turned-cowgirl and Christian Serratos is the indian being oppressed!

  • http://vhanna26.typepad.com Vera

    Elle Fanning looks like a tap dancing pilgrim.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_TYQSGPR44OPXXS4WUQZNZ3BU3E GwendolynS

    I only know maybe 2 of these little chicklets. But I must say that judging by this appearance, Elle Fanning is a shoo-in for the lead role when they make a movie of the Elizabeth Smart story. (or has it already been done?)

  • http://profiles.google.com/rachael.margarita Rachael Jones

    young Hollywood needs to hire some gays! These girls look atrocious!!

  • http://profiles.google.com/jess.zng Jessica Zeng

    i love hailee steinfeld’s look! and her hair is so shiny!

  • http://twitter.com/onecrazymuggle Aubri Tuero

    when they put YOUNG Hollywood on the invites it wasn’t an insult – they are all dressing way to old. (or like whores…) 

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_BC35OJS3FILQCU3HUQ5YP5LRD4 Jennifer

    I had to bury my face in a pillow to keep from laughing too loudly and waking up the rest of the house.  Top shelf snark.

  • http://profiles.google.com/jerome.springer Jerome Springer

    I have no clue who a vast majority of these children are.

  • http://twitter.com/Naddy_Lite Nadege

    The commentary on this post is too funny