U.S. Figure Skating Championships – Men

Posted on February 08, 2011

Darlings, let’s have a little costume fun! We’ll get to the ladies and pairs later, but first, let’s check out some butt boys and make fun of their clothes. Hit it, ice princesses.
Short Program

 

Adam Rippon

You know, once you take Juliet out of the equation, Romeo comes off a little gay.

Armin Mahbanoozadeh

“WOOT WOOT!
CHURN THAT BUTTER!
CHURN THAT BUTTER!
WOOT WOOT!”

Brandon Mroz

“What? A guy can’t get a little asymmetrical now and then without people questioning it?”

 

Keegan Messing

That’s one grumpy little spinning wood elf.

Jeremy Abbott

“LIZA! ON! ICE!”

“SCHWAH!”

 

Richard Dornbush

You know, once you take Karen out of the equation, Richard Carpenter comes off a little gay.

 

Ryan Bradley

Okay, we’re not gonna lie. That’s an adorable-bordering-on-hot outfit.


Free SkateAdam Rippon

A salute to drunk, straight groomsmen, who have been happily dancing to the very gay Village People at weddings for the last thirty years.

Jeremy Abbott

This is a really cute outfit — if you’re an editorial assistant at a fashion magazine. On the ice? Feh. Bring on the crack, we say. What’s the fun in skating dressed like you’re ready for a day of telephone answering?

Richard Dornbush

It’s like Greg Brady, Donny Osmond, and Leif Garrett all got together to make a little lovebaby.

Ross Miner

“FUCKING CATER WAITER, DUDE! YEAH!”

Ryan Bradley

“Girl, I did NOT just hear you diss my peplum, did I?”

[Photo Credit: getty]