RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 2 Episode 2
Gratuitous and disgusting objectification. You can send your complaints to [email protected]
It amazes us how they can come up with so many appropriate challenges for a drag queen reality contest. Forcing queens to play with dolls is like forcing a fat kid to eat a cupcake. All you have to do is point them in the right direction and they’ll take off.
Gyrating Ladybits will be the name of our band.
And let’s face it, they couldn’t have found a better judge than Miss Dita, who not only is the current reigning queen of burlesque; she’s also basically the world’s foremost anatomically correct drag queen.
And yet, something about this challenge wasn’t clicking with us. For one, “sexy” is a very small subset of the drag world. The vast majority of drag queens don’t go for the kind of sexy that straight men like. It just felt like none of the dolls were enjoying themselves.
Granted, that’s why they call it a challenge, but still. Then there were the shots of the “audience” and kittens, we don’t believe for a second that any of those men were straight. Not least because you’d be hard pressed to find a dozen straight men on short notice willing to throw money at half naked lady men. Besides, we’ve got the gaydar and it was pinging loudly every time they panned the “crowd.”
If they really wanted to do it, they should have sent them in to a strip club already packed with patrons to see how they handled it. As it is, the whole thing came of a little too staged.
So let’s watch the queens do what queens do best: play dressup.
You have us very concerned. You are our favorite and you really seem to be floundering here. Are the prettier girls getting the best of you? Because honey, when there are prettier girls in the room, it’s best not to wear a floor-length house dress. Step it up. This is your second disappointing catwalk experience and we will be very upset if you go home.
She’s one of the best at giving face.
Did not like this look at all. Like most drag queens, all of her makeup skills are stage-based, so her face comes off really harsh on television. She could easily be the prettiest of the girls, but that doesn’t seem to be her thing.
Bitch could be an honest to god model if she wanted to. And if she wasn’t such a moody bitch. We want to root for her, but her personality is making it a bit tough.
Didn’t much like this look either. We’re not crazy about the wig and the dress looks a little cheap.
In the end, it was poor Miss Nicole Paige who went home. We were sorry to see her go, but we can’t really argue with the decision. For whatever reasons, she just wasn’t able to reach deep down inside herself and find her inner CharismaUniquenessNerveTalent. This was no time to be the southern belle. Unless that southern belle is Miss Scarlett O’Hara, because that bitch got whatever she wanted.